/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2200

>be you
>have to shit
>walk into store
>see this
What do?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,316 (499) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 8,604 (30) France 6,633 (148) US 5,696 (95) Switzerland 2,650 (24) Netherlands 1,705 (43) UK 1,950 (69) Norway 1,439 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,085 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Portugal 448 (1)Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Poland 205 (5) Pakistan 184 (1) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 187 (14) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 Ecuador 111 (2) (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 394 Brazil 352 (1) Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Chile 201 Iceland 199 Romania 168 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 Peru 117 Russia 115 UAE 98 Mexico 83 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Macedonia 26 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Lithuania 22 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Honduras 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 5 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

200k milkers tonight

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Prepare your anus Turkey, you're next

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>getting paid coofbux by Trudeau to make Corona-chan memes
Can this happening get any comfier?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Mine is bigger because I borrowed some from public bathrooms

Checked and you're welcome user.

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Whatcha buying with your first UBI paycheck bros?

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8119647/Shocking-images-crowds-sand-Clearwater-Beach-Florida-ignoring-coronavirus-warnings.html

Should I drive into Georgia now before the military cuts off Florida?

Happening over
go home everyone

if you believe that graph i got some bad news man

I swear the toes get a little longer everytime someone posts this.

Anons I work at a hospital and am standing outside a corona patient room. What do?

Check'd

I have 12 rolls of toilet paper and I live by myself, you jealous?

HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?
>HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?
HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?

I've worked in the NHS for 6 years now, today is the first day I wanted to burst into tears at work. You can laugh at me if you want

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what the fuck are those toes

>chink numbers

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Had a REALLY nice pee a while ago. How are you holdin up?

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Did Trudeau announce neetbux for this?

Almost 200k

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PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED
>PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CLOSES DOWN ALL THE BEACHES, I REPEAT, ALL THE SPAIN'S BEACHES CLOSED

elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/17/5e710567fdddff4f748b463b.html

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that'll last you for 12 days at most. the average person does use 1 roll of toilet paper per day, after all.

this is it, fuck

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Ask if she comes with the toilet paper.

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We're not even starting, we're gonna meme the end of the world

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So now that the UK has changed its course, is the Netherlands the only country that goes the "Herd Immunity" route? This all feels so surreal.

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Imagine believing in the Chinese government's data

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I'm happy to see you still have your anal virginity Ivan

FUCK ALL BUGMEN
>FUCK ALL BUGMEN
NUKE CHINA NOW
>NUKE CHINA NOW
FUCK ALL BUGMEN
>FUCK ALL BUGMEN
NUKE CHINA NOW
>NUKE CHINA NOW
FUCK ALL BUGMEN
>FUCK ALL BUGMEN
NUKE CHINA NOW
>NUKE CHINA NOW

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>thats a bad thing
/xpol/ is best Yas Forums
summon the egregore

We're not done yet. Far from it.

We're unironically letting our nurses get infected atm so they will be better and immune for when the peak hits

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Can collective autism make me cum a tsunami of jizz?

>Philip Tiero Jr., Professor of Microbiology and Pathology at NYU School of Medicine, told Reuters that “once you have the infection, it could remain dormant and with minimal symptoms, and then you can get an exacerbation if it finds its way into the lungs.”
>Tiero said it’s unclear if the virus is “bi-phasic, like anthrax,” he said, meaning that it appears to go away before recurring.

archive.is/BjdDy

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Ireland closed for St paddies. Wtf this isn't a nothing burger Yas Forums was wrong.

Need more songs for the corona themed playlist brehs

Will add any decent suggestions

open.spotify.com/playlist/0dgM4mCm6oESwrJRbYPaSe?si=ZQ9EQKn5TUOlHyv8LlwBGA

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>0.5 RMB have been added to your account.

They're going off the deep end right now. They're saying this whole thing was done so china can buy American companies, but they're forgetting that america just wouldn't le that happen.

yes good gwei- I mean good guy! You so smart, China so smart stop corona! Statistic look good

As an unemployed shitlord I'm really worried

strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe

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Happening over
go home

I'm scared guys, everyone in my family could die of this shit and they are all fucking normies. 80yo grandpa with heart problems keeps insisting on going for his daily matutine coffee to the local cafe.

>trusting China
>at all
user, have you told your parents that you're gay and retarded? they need to know

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nationalpost.com/pmn/health-pmn/canada-to-give-citizens-income-support-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-trudeau

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What’s wrong user

>Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1)
Damm that's a 100%

>1 roll of toilet paper per day,
The hell? 1 roll lasts me 4-5 days

Declining? Nigger we're fucking MOONING

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Reminder not to turn your back on them
DO NOT TRUST THE INSECTOIDS
reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/fjutgv/twitch_stream_catches_chinese_woman_wiping_public/
brighteon.com/4906fc1c-9c03-46dc-9762-a9d72d6aeee8

>commies concealing stats and not reporting deaths
>no happening

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My throat isnt sore. It feels like its swelling up. Like I'm being choked.

take your medication, skeezoids

it was our privilege

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Daily reminder:

there wont be a vaccine
there wont be a cure
youll never build an immunity to this
best case scenario you die
worst case scenario you need to take HIV and Anti-Malaria medication for the rest of your life before those kill you

You will (not) survive
twitter.com/nypost/status/1239972329213456385?s=20

We've gone full communism now

youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM
MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

Remember when we were let down on the 5th. I'm not let down anymore. Its habbening boys

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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this

I just want a gf to play vidya with. Can't even find one on discord either

Bros....

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I just took 2g of Vitamin C so 6g so far today. Corona-chan is going to have to fight if she wants to kill me. I will not make it easy

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Do tell. What's on your mind user?

>Spain will use 20% of its GDP to fight the problem
We're done.

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>fortune 100 company
>even the fucking janitor needs clearance and earns 60k
>toilet paper dispenser taped up

Checked, I just do it for fun and the lulz. Also there's a lot of cute Corona-chans posted here, with futa

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Remove chinks and chink sympathizers!

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I look at nothingburgers all day here on /cvg/ and every time I think to myself and hope "maybe this time they're right, maybe it'll all be uphill from here"

One day I'll look at a nothingburger's post and it will be true

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it's not working in florida lol

Lol, retard you do know that after one shit
You need a roll of toilet paper to wipe it out.
The only way one roll of toilet paper can last you 4-5 days is if you only shit once every 4-5 days.

pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/03/17/pennsylvania-supreme-court-justice-david-wecht-son-coronavirus/

THIS REVIVES THE HAPPENINGCHAD

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What is the safest way to shop for food (without leaving the house, which goes without saying)?
>Amazon Prime
>Amazon Pantry
>Supermarket delivery

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkkJRBoBd8

Herd rights

Almost 200k total cases
Local residents were already insulting and throwing stones to tourists 2 days ago

Friendly reminder

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Based

we'll see about that.

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i think amazon stopped shipping a lot of stuff starting today

Should I pull out all of my cash now? Or will Trump's NEET bux keep me safe?

Swiss hospitals face collapse in 10 days if coronavirus keeps spreading.

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We havent changed, still the same plan as before. We held off restricting things until the last minute to maximise community exposure but not overwhelming healthcare capacity. School are still open to make sure there is still some spreading among the less vulnerable

They just stopped mentioning herd immunity because normies were freaking out.

I have a government ran job in my state and they just sent out an email and text saying that we were going to beout of work for the next month at least. Not laid off, but we were not to come in. We will get no pay either. Keep in mind, I do not work around many people at all, so it's not due to being in a crowded environment like a resturaunt or anything. Something is up and they know it. I think they are gonna shut almost everything down and require mandatory curfews and quarantines in our homes. I know someone who delivers for Meals on Wheels also and they are ramping up supplies like crazy. I'm currently trying to get in touch with a family member that is Army National Guard to see if they know of anything. I think it's really happening and we are about to hit a major crisis, at least in terms of financially. I'm on the east coast btw.

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>numbers decide what repercussions China will face

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MARTIAL LAW FOR GERMANY

MARTIAL LAW FOR GERMANY

MARTIAL LAW FOR GERMANY

/herd/ gang

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

>kill all shitskins and oldfags while everyone's quarantined
>be first country with young and healthy population again
>invade other countries while they're still coofing
>establish Greater Netherlands

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Based Hans, thanks
youtube.com/watch?v=uV9s1a6AZT0

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>80yo grandpa
He's lived long enough.

hahahahaha FINALLY. I CAN BUILD LEGO AND WARHAMMER. Like a neckbeards persons in a hairy twinks physique. Just shaved off my stubble 4 my masks. Local county finally going batshit with an outbreak of cases.

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Jesusl, he is like someone slowly taking a band aid off.

wtf

If everything stops shipping just go out in the middle of the night to shop but be careful so you don't get mugged

Timestamp with /cvg/ would be greatly appreciated. Then they will be /ourmilkers/.

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Mitsotakis sent a sms to greeks again
Also we are at 387 cases (5) deaths

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Post Offices stops guaranteeing signatures of packages.

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Probably all equally unsafe but at the moment I only order nonperishable like canned food and let them sit in the Florida sun for a few hours and allow the UV to sterilize them
I don't think you have that option in the UK

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>giving money to the ((amazon)) jew

Ehh that sounds like a hassle and not everyone gets it. Only the people they deem as qualified, so probably a small niche of people so they don't lost too much money. Trump is doing it right.

iam home in quaratine

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PLOT TWIST:
GDP=€0.00 due to CCP AIDS

That's just called a plateau bro. Of course new cases will slow down after the initial boom. The graph actually is showing how bad it is still! The fact that is is staying constant proves that.

It's either the best idea or the worst idea.

Based
Remember, I want a new world
We need a true happening.
skrunga magic is how we do this

I just want a /cvg/ gf bros...

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This your OC? Pretty fucking ebin. Consider this stolen

Gay, lmao.

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look like my risperdal tits

>germany implementing martial law when their military is a fucking meme
>outnumbered by the refugees alone 10:1

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what was the consensus for this image? just burning bodies?
>elevated sulphur dioxide levels

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>that camera
I bet you that picture is at least 10 years old.

Total economic isolation, North Korea tier

>0 popes dead
>0 tom hanks dead
>0 brazilian presidents dead
>0 trudeaus dead
>happening
*yuan*

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Went to my local break 2 days ago parking was hard to find. Stayed in the water. Saltwater is good for respiratory.
fl will be fun under lockdown.

So guys is it slowing down?

>Local residents were already insulting and throwing stones to tourists 2 days ago
Aii racismo :(

If this does not result in a harsh commercial penalty on China I"m going to start a revolutionary group.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>happeningfags btfo by the happenig guy
youtube.com/watch?v=WYH0LskZWVg

you guys are truly pathetic, your fear is going to destroy the global economy

>the pinky toe on the right
Kek

Even if you believe the numbers then this happens:

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youtube.com/watch?v=dC5rc8EUs2A&lc=z23ewztr1t2gyx0kzacdp43b2tyyy5r0b534s5klrotw03c010c

Is the cattle getting restless?

Begone Abdul

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Aaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY'RE ALREADY MUTATING

>Tranalation: 20% of the GDP will go to companies owned by politicians or their friends and regular people will have to beg for change by the stoplights.
Screencap this

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I...like it.

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Imagine being such a land walrus that you need a family's supply of toilet paper to yourself

Did you go out to the markets today kardesim? Turkiye has offically joined the global panic if you hadnt noticed

Only because everyone's quarantined.

nothingburger, schizo

Fuck no lmao

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that's a man with implants.

thats what happens when you get a little bit of load stuck between your tonsils and you esophagus

It's only the beginning

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Good faggot

Every slant city become a radioactive nuclear explosion crater.

Vent yourself

Will Mick make it lads?

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Total Annihilation and their existence, culture, history, every fucking trace they've existed is vanished

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miami is going to be insane

>tfw Spain was doing preparations for a national emergency messaging systems that was going to be implemented in 2022 before all this happened
I'd like to have such a comfy notification system

Ask yourself what worth would life have, if you were in his position, and did not do the one thing that made you happy every day. He's likely already looking forward to death.

have sex schizos

Eve of Destruction
youtube.com/watch?v=qfZVu0alU0I

Does anyone have the archive of the chinese doctor's posts giving us details about the virus back in..January I think it was?
The thread where the leaf posted the t.square copypasta to try and get him firewall'd off of 4c.

Take a wild fucking guess whos going to bail you out denbtnigger

This is the end of the EU. If the virus doesnt kill it, the shitshow afterwards will

Glorious

I'm not a land walrus
Most people use one roll of toilet paper, retard

Here it's best to go at siesta time. Of course.

lads I'm running low on vitamin C and D3

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You don't get to save face this time.

Everyone knows the NHS is a mess, lack of nurses, beds, etc. But a lot of people don't know how retarded it is set up in its structure. Everything is centralised, relying on dozens of awful systems that you need to conact central offices to fix problems with, if they are closed because of the virus no one knows what to do because everyone is brainwashed into following this structure. It's so fragile, one tiny link breaks and everyone is going fucking mental at each other. It's hard to explain but it's like a kafka novel. We're all gonna die probably.

Anyone got the updated daily disease leaderboard?

If you come out on top please liberate us first.

KOLONISEREN DIE HANDEL

NHS is commie propaganda.

Bundeswehr deploying broomsticks as we speak.

Supposed to happen as soon as Friday. Everything will shut down, including grocery stores.

AHHH NOT THE OCTOPUSSIES IM GOING INSANE

Same here.

China just stopped testing and instead decided to just ignore it. It's a reasonable but harsh decision - better to take a 2% hit on the population than to destroy the whole country's economy for years to come.

I just want a destabilized America
And make normies go crazyyyy

And it looks like I got it

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rats never change

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Looks like italy is past the peak percentage wise

Gotcha covered, and checked.

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Lots of places will be bad in the US, but I can't imagine being in a major metro.

getting nuked to oblivion

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Nothing, but they stop eating wild animals for good.

seems like a good lad I hope so

They are just gonna firebomb the beaches, you'll be fine inland.

This is the end, my only friend, the end

pic related ( you )

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I got it, I got the chink flu. What do I do, stay in bedroom or go spread it for /herd/

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You know what is the saddest part of this world pandemic, the quarantine and the absence of social contact?
Well... it did not at all change my daily life :(

Humans are barbaric as always nothing changed in the end for most

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so riddle me this. why arent the flight attendants getting sick?

>its tough to self isolate
knowing that even if Corona-chan does not kill her him presence brings them such misery makes me happy. The schadenfreude is delicious

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You bought the dip, right?

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too much cum

You'll make it four days tops.

>this graph
>this is only the beginning
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CAN'T BE TRUE

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Give me one good reason we should go into martial law right now

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invasion of poland when?

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Location?

I had corona ama

Yes, I am a chink let's get that out of the way first

Good question.

a gentle ass fucking

Loads of them have tested positive.

How can covid be treated if there is so little testing in this shit country to detect it?

*shouldn't

What's the scientific explanation for that? Why is there a second worse wave?

guys do you think us neets are genetically superior enough to get herd immunity? what if we spread it to one another? we're smarter than normies so that would lend itself to the idea that we can survive this more than they

>that fake plateau created by the fake chinese numbers
>stonks arrow goes exponential right after either way
Nothingburgerfags on suicide watch

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Bros I need the super sayan version.

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Dammit user...your tranny spotter needs recalibrating. Just because she's not nigger tier 60 pounds overweight doesn't mean she has a fempenis. And even if she did I'd still try to make butt babies with her.

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Two points:
1 - The number drop off is inconsistent and as such can be attributed more to fluctuation than an actual decline
2 - Hospitals are damn near collapsing over there, especially in Lombardy. I doubt they give a flying fuck about testing at this point, so it's likely the new pozzed cases are markedly higher than what's being reported. Not that I think they're lying, if anything they were the first to tell the world that shit's fucked, just that they're being overwhelmed.

I could be wrong, we'll have to wait and see. But even if they are past peak, that doesn't mean all of their ongoing cases magically resolve in an instant nor does it mean their economy being DPed and ensuing depression will go away either.

Chink tourists I'm guessing? If so that's based as fuck

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have you eaten bats?

HOLY FUCK MY FAMILY IS JUST DISCUSSING FOOTBALL CLUBS
WE ARE FUCKING DYING HERE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAA

No need - it's coming along fine on it's own

kill all your family out of mercy, then fly to Mecca?

Did you have corona?

Why do boomers love shipping jobs to China sp much? Are boomers really worth saving?

not even the first peak yet

I can't fathom his endgame

It will give the militias an excuse to act and begin a genuine revolution. Amerindian confederated tribes was the best governmental model.

Antibody-dependent enhancement.

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Leave just their writing system at least, otherwise youll have to kill the Nips too

Sadly i didn't give that much of a fuck about them to save the articles but there where some getting infected even some pilots

What else is there to destroy Ivan?

So China is under lockdown so far.
When the goods shortage happens?

Britbongs and madrileños actually. Asian tourists here are actually quite polite and they are barely noticed desu

Can someone provide me with the link to the thread of people who have the covid? Thanks

i did. +5%. i fear its gonna go down tomorrow again. but i really cant be bothered, i put it to sell at 10% just in case tho.
t.stonksbrainlet

Look normal to me, why what do yours look like?

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Why dont you go back to your own country. Papa trudeau said it's time to go home chinkoid

re emergence of a stronger more deadly mutation of covid-19 witch wipes out 1/5th of their population and complete isolation from the rest of the world witch leads to utter societal collapse till eventual near extinction level of death after being treated like Chernobyl by the rest of the world. r.i.p ''GINA"

nips can switch to kana

these degenerates walk among us

>This
New Mexico and Florida have the highest number of retirees per capita.
Shit could get messy.
If things are still hot by hurricane season it could get real ugly.

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Pool's closed

I would rather fly to romania and coof

no kek I'm only half mainland chinese

yes

it was a very very bad flu for me, but I'm still coofing nonstop but otherwise feel alright

This just applies to the now, Can't kill or destroy what the japs are already using though so they're already safe

Well we will see
Its sad to say but i hope you are right
The world needs a reminder of reality we cant just live in a bubble forever