PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ORANGE MAN BAD EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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LAST ONE BY ME FOR NOW, NEED NEW OP

ALSO
> DEFEEEEND THISSSSS

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twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1238256152506437638

it’s finally happening

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I like the way the Market sounds as it comes crashing down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's real.

techcrunch.com/2020/03/16/former-coinbase-exec-is-now-down-with-occ-the-office-of-the-comptroller-of-the-currency/
finance.yahoo.com/news/coinbase-chief-legal-officer-leaves-162357013.html

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JEJ, that's not what "disbanding a Grand Jury" means. Assage is likely in deep trouble

*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Time for a new wave of stimulus
*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

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Turns out the media pushed mass migration because three randos drowned a kid.
They were just sentenced to 125 years.

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>I like the way the Market sounds as it comes crashing down
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>problem solved

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I got it.

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Fuckin' A-woo

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Why does portobro like the worst memes?
>Mi Abuelas house
>Defend this
>Yang gang
>Milfs
All the worst memes

MAGA

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> having a physical printer
user, plz. These days you just do this

> UPDATE M4 SET total = total * 1000

Why did you dox, ICE agents, WikiLeaks?

Brrrrrrrrr

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>Jews lied
WTF??? HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE??? SOMEONE ALERT THE MEDIA!!!

>cryptoshitter
Oh boy, buckle in boys. We haven't even begun to print yet

>today I am announcing the MAGAphone program where any citizen will be eligible to have a phone delivered to their home so they can receive communications during the quarantine. It’s good stuff folks.

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How many lefties are going to refuse their Trump Bux™?

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Thanks user, it's yours
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kinda like people who enjoy blue cheese I guess. It's gross, but people acquire a taste for it anyway.

you need sleep, fren. the tweet is saying
>now drop all charges
not
>charges have been dropped

also
>june-ko? more like JUNK-o

CARONA AIN'T GUNNA GIT ME BOI *shoots guns in air*

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Where did you get a pic of my Banana Hammock, user?

Haaaaaaaaappy St. Patrick's Day! I can't wait to go to the pub toni... Oh.

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>wtf impeach again!

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>total = total * 1000
>not total *= 1000
what a terrible language

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> the tweet is saying
I get it user, but the implication is that the Grand Jury being disbanded is a sign that the government could be ready to drop the charges against him when the truth is the government must be close to **reveal** the charges against him

SOAK ROB ANDERSON AND THE REST OF THE DEMOCRAT DEGENERATES AND THEN SEND ME A CHECK!

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looking to save the maximum number of lives

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Just woke up and I’m sick. God damn it.

THIS IS CHINA FLEXING ITS MUSCLE
SIGN TRADE DEAL THEY CAN'T HONESTLY KEEP
VIRUS BREAKS OUT
LET IT GET OUT OF CONTROL
POZZ THE WORLD
EVERYONE ON CHINA'S PAYROLL SAYING "ORANGE MAN BAD" or "THIS IS ALL ORANGE BAD MAN'S FAULT"
CREATE MASS MEDIA HYSTERIA
CREATE PANIC IN THE USA
CHINKS SELL OFF THEIR SHARES IN THE US STOCK MARKET TRYING TO CRASH IT
ALL GOVERNORS ON CHINA'S PAYROLL SHUT THEIR STATES DOWN
IT'S ALL BLUMPF'S FAULT

This is the Yellow Peril trying to get out of a trade deal by paying a bunch of doctors and medicine conglomerates to say a bad cold is the next global pandemic.

FUCK CHINA

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So what are the details about the Trumpbux?
Is Andrew Yang really in on it?
Is it the beginning of UBI?
What are the qualifications?
How much is it going to be?
How long will it go for?
How will we receive the money?

After doxing ICE agents, I don’t think assuage is ever getting out of it.

what are you all stocked up on?

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> what a terrible language
JEJ, I for one eschew these abbreviations even in languages that allow for it. Also C syntax languages are terribly inferior to Pascal syntax languages
> total := total * 100

See? No ambiguity

If the government keeps threatening businesses to close over memevirus the market is going to keep crashing.

>All bars and restaurants closed for ONE MONTH

That will kill all bars and restaurants unless massive taxpayer cash gets doled out to them. Someone has to pay for these mistakes.

Do Boomers really deserve to live?

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>go to let pub look for le skags hu hu
NOT
>take white babies out of school to celebrate with a morning Bible study and long walk through a safe cozy meadow to end early with a bonfire and Bible bed time stories
Wow it's like you're not even Irish Catholic!

obviously; happenings are two-way streets after all.

I am surprised they haven't tried impeaching him again now.

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Now's the Time to buy Boeing because Trump put a guarantee on it meaning no more money shortfalls or loan troubles for four years.

honestly, the best thing about this entire crisis is it's finally given the western world an actual, semi-serious problem to focus on. tolerance for all of these dumb leftist social experiments has immediately started to plummet through the floor now that there's an inkling of a threat that times are going to get rough, and ESPECIALLY given that part of the blame falls on these lunatics for putting a higher priority on not being waycis than shutting down borders and the like

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Thanks Obama!

obamaphone.com/

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Truth be told Assange was long "gone" (as in mindbroken) and someone else was running Wikileaks in his name.
I wonder if he will chop his dick like Manning

Tbf the credit rating downgrade today brought it down even lower, wish I had more cash to buy it.

businesses that don't have rainy day funds deserve to fail.

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wait i just got the news is trump really giving out neetbux? what's going on?

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congrats and say goodbye to your water reserves boiling all that shit

These articles read like shit that would be put out in the USSR

>Do Boomers really deserve to live?

abortion at any stage is degenerate

if you don't like youtube, don't use it
easy

To the people comparing Trumpbux to Yangbux, Yang wanted it literally every month, Trump just wants it as stimulus for this one crisis.

same desu, we've got a Barilla plant nearby. They have to be making an absolute killing in all of this

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practical and dare i say tactical

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>and here's why this is a good thing

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state governments shut down businesses.
business owners are demanding reparations.
the federal government is footing the bill.

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Fuck the media. Those pricks deserve to be put on a rotten wood raft and pushed across the ocean to the people they so adore.

They plastered the internet with a couple of pictures of drown refugee kids, who incidentally don't much care for their kids. I was at an EU border that was being assaulted by the fucking apes and they would pick up random kids and used them as shields to break through the police lines so often that the policemen invented a specific tactic to trip those fuckers and take the kids.

But whatever, that's not what bugs me. What pissed me off was when that fucking "refugee" drove a truck over those kids in France. The same media fucking whores who were plastering pictures of dead kids not so long ago, going like Tunberg "HOW DARE YOU WHITE PEOPLE" were cautioning others against not posting and pictures with the dead kids ran over by a truck.

So yeah, fuck the cuck, hypocrite media.

>implying cryptofriendly fed will make it a one time thing
This is the test run.

the best part is the shell is like nature's packaging

This is exactly what this overreaction was meant to do

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> Is Andrew Yang really in on it?
YAAAAAAASSSS KAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGG

> I TOLD YOU
> I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE YANG GANG
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

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the vegetables growing in my greenhouse

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>So what are the details about the Trumpbux?
>Is Andrew Yang really in on it?
>Is it the beginning of UBI?
>What are the qualifications?
>How much is it going to be?
>How long will it go for?
>How will we receive the money?
Andrew Yang had nothing to do with it, it's nothing like ubi but stimulus, you'll have to be on records with the IRS, more likely around. $500 but could be a thousand, one time til it shows people are spending it not hoarding, through the mail by check.

>4,000 week abortion

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so how am i going to spend trumpbucks if everything is closed?

once normies feel relatively safe, the saner among them will probably praise his response, while the never-trumpers among them will inevitably reeeeeeeeee once more if they had the introspection to stop in the first place.

I am from the future. In 3 months, the coronavirus will be a thing of the past but the economy will still be suffering as well as the debt. Because of this, (((they)))‘ll say that the economy is due to Trump and that the Democrats are the only ones to “save” it.

she's perfect

If I get $1000 I'm going to unironically use it to buy a s20+

>Anyone trusts leftists but leftists

>no mention of getting drunk and beating your kids and/or wife
Ask me how I know you're not actually Irish.

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Source on any of that?

this has to be the stupidest plan in the history of politics

> more likely around. $500 but could be a thousand
Mnuchin has mentioned they are looking over 1,000

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>Free college, free healthcare!! Vote for me!!
Trump offer $1000 to every adult
>NOOOOOO TRUMP CANT DO THAT!! HES BUYING VOTES WITH FREE MONEY!!!

just crash my shit up with no survivors mate
>also loli > milf
>also also hope > despair

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>t. A slut with dumb socks
How does your wife tolerate your coonery?

ambiguity is fun
for example
>public void addListener(IParListener listener) { listeners.add((e, t, n, o) -> listener.hear(e, t)); }
is beautiful and no one can tell me otherwise

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so they'll be saying what they have been saying since day 1

what state..?

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Online or wait til 14 days is up and go retail.

>I'm worthless and have no job give me money t. the worthless niggers bothering proper anons in /ptg/
The absolute state of the shitniggers in /ptg/

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What those pieces of shit have done this year is the lowest the media has ever sunk.
Imagine being such a piece of shit that you decide to incite a national panic just because you don't like the president.

> also loli > milf
Rory, the MILF Loli > everything

> also also hope > despair
NEVER

There is **NOTHING** wrong with festive socks

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>I am from the future.
Will I get a qt slav gf by then?

>you must be from the future to know this
fuck off LARPer, you're stealing valor from the actual time travelers ITT

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Imagine my shark

MADAME

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you don’t need to be from the future to see that coming.
inb4 collective
>YAAAAAS KWEEN SLAY
is going to be Biden’s unofficial slogan

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Last time that was said they dropped it to 600 because they couldn't get the votes for a thousand.

I hate chinkitus, it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere

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All it did was make Trump look even better when nothing fucking happened

I want to h*nd h*ld the vampire loli and maybe if i'm lucky even he*dp*t
she's hot as fuck but i bet her old ass pussy is all dried up
disgusting

Reminder that they start wars for profit.
Stop being a slut with autism socks.

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i mean if the money's being given out anyway, better to happen under trump because yang said based ethnats dont get it

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He doesn’t have one, and also doesn’t understand “means testing” means there’s an upper income limit (why Trump during the presser said it’s not going to “millionaires”, no hard number on the income limit) not that they are tracking the spending itself of it.

>the problem shouldn't have happened, therefore no solution is required
This is why everyone calls you a nigger.

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Some user nailed it in the last thread. This us all a huge nothing burger but the government will still take credit for preventing the apocalypse and justify further overreach with it.

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I'm not really seeing the ambiguity. Did I miss something? Seems pretty straight forward

jesus christ i'd pay good money to get inside of that

sounds about right

those states are proven chicom influence zones, fat mike laid it out

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>it's unfortunate to see this development take place under the current circumstances
That's why it's called a 'stimulus package' and not 'gibs'. Fuck you, Yang, for trying to turn America into a bunch of lazy free-loaders.
>contrary to the current glee exhibited by our zoomer crowd over this, I am against this being implemented so early .... should wait until they have a better idea how prolonged this might be

Can Trump order the shutdowns lifted for states? What is the recourse for people who want to exercise their 1st Amendment rights? And why should the federal taxpayers have to bail out the few states that went on Fauci Lockdown

Let this be a lesson to all what the pitfalls of socialized medicine would be. Imagine if Fauci was a "Healthcare Czar" with the ability to put the country on Fauci Lockdown at any time he deems necessary. Scary.

Look at this story... how does this reaction help anything? If I get sick, I'm not going to the hospital. Fuck that.

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And it still won't be enough to get him out of office.
But it will be enough to have every leftist banned from voting for life.

As long as they reach around the Jew's neck I don't mind.

I would marry her regardless of her personality.

Yeah, and the girl is hot too.

btfo

just take the DNA test goy

>I mean aside from her being a subhuman.

Take off the proxy, Canada.

The way things are looking they're looking to spark a civil war, and by God they won't profit from this one.

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> she's hot as fuck but i bet her old ass pussy is all dried up
I'm just catching up with Demon Slayer and I reminded of you when I watched this guy. I wonder if there is also a MILF sommelier demon

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Where was this stated?

>Yeah, and the girl is hot too.
i knew this was coming and you didn't disappoint user

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You're retarded they literally mentioned the hoarding dumbass.

Thats dum ur dum

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>I would marry her regardless of her personality.
enjoy your alimony payments

friendly reminder that this death rate is causing the economy to implode
thanks msm
>8000 dead

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None of the retards that are advocating for socialized medicine think that this would ever happen
They really believe that the US healthcare system would stay exactly the way it is but the government would foot the bill for it

Put a bag over her head then I'd bang.

Are we crashing the fed with no survivors? What comes after fiat?

>s-surely this will take him down

shes cute nigga, which means shes a bitch. kek, kidding ladies

During bush years.

Fellas can I get a quick rundown, we getting NEETBUX now? What happened?

If they were capable of understanding the pitfalls of government programs they wouldn't be leftists at all.

Use them to short the market and then buy after it bottoms out.

Of course when shit hits the fan, all your freedoms and rights and beliefs are all theater, and we go back to the progressive teat, just as we do in EVERY MAJOR CRISIS IN THIS COUNTRY'S HISTORY

You're all performative, have fun waiting on your UNVETTED CHECKS with me, conservatards. Ahahahahahaha

PROGRESSIVES WIN THE LONG GAME

That’s not what “means testing” means you retard.

>I wonder if there is also a MILF sommelier demon
not that i recall in the last season but there's still hope portubro don't give up

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You're a faggot. Many small business run on narrow margins and are hounded by money lenders that don't care about viruses. They won't suspend loan payments or building leases.

One time $1000 checks being discussed at Treasury now.

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UBI is just for Americans who work but cant because of their business closing down, right? Not for some lazy c*nt with 6 kids?

>Malarkey

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They're weighing the trumpbux option. People who actually make 6-7 figure salaries aren't qualified for trumpbux so far.

>not saving boiled water

Brainlet. Also, water cutoffs were not a concern in China. They won’t be a concern here.

but your correct, user

>Pascal

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Isn't feminist Japan's word for sexist? I seem to remember something like that.

They'd get China or some faggoty place like Russia and or the EU to come fool around with us to run interference from our bullets and their flesh. On one hand killing foreigners is nice but it's a headache I'd rather not deal with.

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Nigger bone currency.

All of my clients through march-june have all cancelled. Rainy day fund can't cover expenses for much longer than 1/4 of the year!

>government caused a problem so government needs more power to solve it

Lol, there's a better chance of Bernie winning the DNC primaries

> Inferior 0 indexed non range checked array languages that succeeded it
Is this what it feels to be a brainlet?

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It's a stimulus faggot they don't need it want you retards not spending it,it you don't there will be no second round, period.

They'd beg China and Russia. They might convince some of the EU.

>white rabbit profile pic
uhg... bros...

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>and that’s a good thing

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pascal is a language for chumps and basically everyone cool uses modern languages where you can do stuff like for (Enum e : obj.getClass().getDeclaredEnumConstants())

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snibbiti snab :DDDD

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This kind of news is like wood with slivers down the tail-pipe of Q followers.

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