Preppers are fucked

The military knows who all the preppers are - they are on a watchlist. Think it's a good idea to hoard all of the resources like a grubby little rodent? Think again. The gov/military track people's purchases and we know who has bought more than they need.

In a few weeks, squads of soldiers, myself included, will be rolling out in tanks & helicopters, armed to the teeth, and will forcefully instruct preppers to share their resources with others. If you even dare to resist this, we will not hesitate for a single second to fucking dome you. The world is grinding to a halt and there is going to be an extreme shortage of resources, and I personally hate preppers. If we enter a house and I see a big stack of toilet paper, I will set my military dog onto your pathetic hoarding ass for atleast a minute. He's a 60kg german shepherd so you'll have to survive the rest of this ordeal with 1 arm. Goodluck with that.

Fuck preppers. There is nothing more pathetic than a skittish, paranoid freak of a prepper that is selfish enough to hoard resources from others. I personally can't wait to press your heads into the grounds with my boot.

Consider this a heads up. Share with others and I will spare you.

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Fuck preppers

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Shut up Hamir.

maybe in bongland lmao

Ok commie

Lmao stfu fucking POG

Something tells me the Military doesn't give a fuck.

I don't even know what that fucking flag is and I don't even want to check it.

nice copy pasta

Show real flag, IDF.

Gay.
Goodluck hauling a combat load when you run out of your steroids, grunt fag.
Goodluck making cohesive action as a unit when your CO's peace out away from you dumb drunk apes.

American scum, god you're all so fucking thick as shit

outstanding post.

>t. seething nothingburger shill who now doesn't have toilet paper to wipe his ass

lol cope faggot

>British Military - 150k troops
>British population - 66 million
I think not faggot

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Cletus, go back to skull fucking your sister

I know your LARPING but, think about it preppers... if I just crawl up on your house and put a bullet thru your window, I'll have your ass crawling on the floor for the next 3 days and I just stopped to shoot for one minute and took off.

>thinking your house is any sort of a defendable compoud

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If shit really hits the fan the first lawless raider gangs will form in military.

>notherburger fag

lol

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You tailored your bottoms like a faggot

5/5 bretty good :D:D;D
Come and take me tp, I dare you

>cletus
shill confirmed
leftypol or jidf cuck

Military cannot do shit against civilian uprising. The US gov has palyed countless war games on that scenario and results are always bad for the system

You sound like a big homo.

>US troops VS US citizens
>Who wins
>Who's next
GO

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I met a few U.K. soldiers, they are all drunks that cry about their friends that died by Irish terrorists

thats why cash fucknuts

The military knows who all the preppers are - they are on a watchlist. Think it's a good idea to hoard all of the resources like a grubby little rodent? Think again. The gov/military track people's purchases and we know who has bought more than they need.

In a few weeks, squads of soldiers, myself included, will be rolling out in tanks & helicopters, armed to the teeth, and will forcefully instruct preppers to share their resources with others. If you even dare to resist this, we will not hesitate for a single second to fucking dome you. The world is grinding to a halt and there is going to be an extreme shortage of resources, and I personally hate preppers. If we enter a house and I see a big stack of toilet paper, I will set my military dog onto your pathetic hoarding ass for atleast a minute. He's a 60kg german shepherd so you'll have to survive the rest of this ordeal with 1 arm. Goodluck with that.

Fuck preppers. There is nothing more pathetic than a skittish, paranoid freak of a prepper that is selfish enough to hoard resources from others. I personally can't wait to press your heads into the grounds with my boot.

Consider this a heads up. Share with others and I will spare you.

>Brit
>Posting US army photos

underage

you? soldier? lol!

>Prepare family for disaster that nobody else decided to prepare for
>Offer things to my neighbors for free
>Somehow I'm the bad guy for keeping my community and kids fed in an emergency

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Kek, okay.

I have 2 inch steel over my windows, cameras and motion sensors on a quarter mile approach to my farm house, and a deer rifle. Now what?

They won't be bothering preppers.

> oi you got a loicense for that bog roll mate?

also, reported to MI6 for threatening dog violence.

Lamo sure this can happen in bongland where y'all can't even have guns, but here in the U.S. Americans would make Afghanistan and Iraq look like child's play

sound like i need to go buy some more tp

>In a few weeks, squads of soldiers, myself included

Yeah sure mr. soldier you show them.

A brit unfamiliar with toothpaste? Shocking.

Oooo I'm so scared

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>flag

Oh checks out
Seems like you forgot about that the American people have access to military hardware. If you think someone is stupid enough to post their legit stash here of weapons and ammo , not limited to : grenade launchers , rocket propelled grenade launchers , automatic rifles , 100 round drum mags , belts of ammunition & 50 cal mounted machine guns and rifles, Armored personnel carriers , Tanks , the list goes on.
You’re obviously an inbred island monkey Cheerio homo

Now what?

Uhh about 40 of my buddies and I roll through in our tanks and obliterate your whole house from a mile away.

Ideally they wipe one another out.

I have a gun.
I hate the military with a passion for being cold blood murdering cowards.

Come fuck with me.
I can kill at least 4 or 5 of you - no problem - I'm ready.

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>Consider this a heads up. Share with others and I will spare you.

that won't be up to you larp

The serious "preppers" have ranches/compounds out in that wyoming/idaho/montana area where nobody else lives so they can live out their wannabe Galt's Gulch fantasy. If things get really bad the government isn't going to be worried about them.

I make purchases right from farmers and pay cash. Good luck with that.

Do you want your families killed? That is how you get your families killed. Good luck defending yourselves while trying to attack others.

lol cuck you gonna die slumped over a turret mounted piece of fat loot and won't even see the toothless meth addict that decapitated the hogbeast future bacon plate that you are lol bring it pussy.

I foresaw this and have a small PMC airforce on standby. We roll in and CBU your tanks.

Now what?

>no flour
>buckets pie filling
>fluoridated water
>two cans of chili
you guys fuckin suck

So tell me what is the point in anyone thinking this was logical in any way?
>prepper has over 3 years in supplies
>It is at a known location, sitting there in questionable conditions and various ages
>Let's move custom glass jarred items that have seals weak to too much movement
>Lets go grab it 1 by 1 the first week or month even though we have warehouses full of the same shit.
If and a BIG IF the government wants to touch your shit, it would be after their own supplies run out in a year or later.

f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--ff--f-f-f-f-ffffffffffffffiiinn

Your family are not packing weapons..

Is LARPing expensive out of curiosity?

Don't piss me off

Honestly this

Oh look! A Britfag who lost his rights to own guns.

if you want to be a commie go some where else

>Nam
>Stan
Good luck dumb faggot.

1776

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>The military knows who all the preppers are - they are on a watchlist. Think it's a good idea to hoard all of the resources like a grubby little rodent? Think again. The gov/military track people's purchases and we know who has bought more than they need.
>In a few weeks, squads of soldiers, myself included, will be rolling out in tanks & helicopters, armed to the teeth, and will forcefully instruct preppers to share their resources with others. If you even dare to resist this, we will not hesitate for a single second to fucking dome you. The world is grinding to a halt and there is going to be an extreme shortage of resources, and I personally hate preppers. If we enter a house and I see a big stack of toilet paper, I will set my military dog onto your pathetic hoarding ass for atleast a minute. He's a 60kg german shepherd so you'll have to survive the rest of this ordeal with 1 arm. Goodluck with that.
>Fuck preppers. There is nothing more pathetic than a skittish, paranoid freak of a prepper that is selfish enough to hoard resources from others. I personally can't wait to press your heads into the grounds with my boot.
>Consider this a heads up. Share with others and I will spare you.

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Hey Mohammed, you might want to keep a few of them pasty blokes around to run the infrastructure.

Just a thought.

Awwwww, someone has a crusty bum.

Question: is your dog faster than a .357 mag pissin hot hand load?

gorilla warfare

Who would have thought pretending there is a virus is all it would take to defeat us. Amazing.

lol you would be taken out in a matter of seconds from a robot and a single piece of c4.

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Kek no you won't and no you don't larper.
The government doesn't give a singly solitary fuck about who preps or what they buy, unless is restricted weapons, terrorist related shit, or nuclear material.
Yes they keep a record of practically every interaction that takes place on the internet
No there isn't a Fed or soldier assigned to watch tentacle porn with you.
Suffice to say if you do something in the future, there's an entire database of your entire life online for prosecutors to pick apart.
T. InFo WarRiOr with glow level clearance who shuffles numbers around all day.

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Lol you stupid sand nigger, the military is made up of preppers who get paid to do it. Kill yourself so i can shit in the ditch they dump your corpse.

You planning on letting them out of the zoo or something?

Lmao

>not knowing what's in my buckets

You forgot your meme flag, you gayass teenage retard

Nuked from fucking orbit holy shit

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most preppers are veterans and ex military lol.

I don't even prep, but good for the guys who can make it through by themselves. You sound like you just realized shit is real and now you're screeching and shitting your pants because you know you're fucked.

>Uhh about 40 of my buddies and I roll through in our tanks and obliterate your whole house from a mile away.

Asswhipped in Afghanistan, and now you want to try Appalachia?!?!

Hoo-boy Bongolio.

How bullet-proof are the doggos?

come at me
ill slit your throat

no u larp fag; you cant get upd00ts that easily
t. in the military

Or what?

The millitary is the first to collapse in a plague. Historically armies were the main source of plagues spreading.

Lmao you really fidding to send in seal team six for some ass wipe? You thought dying for Isreal was bad now you literally about to die for some poo poo paper.

actual US Military (the one that matters) here. this isnt happening. simply in response to retarded military spouses we are enacting a 2 week quarantine for those returning from foreign deployments. thats it. thats by far the most drastic action being taken

>help I’m a paki and I’m out of toilet paper
Cry moar larper

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My house used to be a police barracks so it's in a pretty good spot to defend to be honest

Incelidus poster! Incelidus poster! This lad is a tad Incel. He will die.

Hahahaha, come to my home and you won't have tanks anymore

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Or I will bust

Bust a nut all over my face? Hurry up I'm waiting for your steaming hot protein supply.

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The military is overwhelmingly from the midwest and the south. So are preppers. Like 90% of the army will defect if they are ordered to slaughter their people.

Nice murder fantasy though leftcuck. You dont want shit to go down, it will be a complete assraping for your ilk.

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Former military fag here. Not I a position to say if this is true. I can tell you I remember we lost a C-17 once. Super expensive plane. Size of a fucking football feild. Not like in flight, or anything. And I personally helped take down bathroom partition, because I guy got his dick stuck in the gap between the door and stall.
Remember soldiers are Americans too. And complexity is the enemy of infantry.

Dog Handlers were the stupidest fucking assholes I ever had to work with.

Wow, another power fantasy that revolves around military members agreeing to orders to attack their fellow citizen. Neat.

B A S E D

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Based and redpilled.
Fuck preppers
Fuck niggers
Fuck JANNIES
Fuck kikes

Nice helmet. Less for me to clean off the walls.

(laughs in rice farmer)

Stop pissing me off maggot or I will unleash

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>I personally hate preppers

Why, dude? If everyone was a prepper this whole Coronavirus would be a comfy NEET videogame spree. Your job would be easy.

This is what women and shitlibs do daily. Imagine the real Chads will always do anything and everything for access to their holes.

from. Enklant? you won’t do shit muzzie

I think mutiny is the last thing we need in a crisis like this, OP is clearly LARPing or this is just really bad rage bait, better off using military engineers to build makeshift hospitals and assist factories in making ventilation systems, Gov Fredo of NY suggested this while his CNN brother is a shitbag it's not a terrible idea either considering the military helps with natural disasters n shiet

Army fags don't blouse their boots, just tuck them in tights.

Fuckin' A. Underrated.

Stupidest isn't even a word jesus christ you american mutts are a fucking joke

You're just jelly, Shut it. You would have turned out better having known someone with this kind of stash.

>the military is going to kill you and steal your canned goods and 2 litres of Purell

Yeah... no.

ur just dumb