/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2199

► Detected: 194,503 ► Died: 7,893

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
archive.is/inkuJ

France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/xUQ8D

Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/ircYM

Monaco's prime minister tests positive
archive.is/JLun1

New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
archive.is/Ge1m9

>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
archive.is/qAxqi

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
archive.is/SbzGJ

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
archive.is/Totbu

>LATEST CASES
15:00: 407 new cases in the United Kingdom
14:53: 185 new cases in Belgium.
14:35: 10 new deaths in Spain.
14:01: First death in Brazil. The patient was a 62-year-old man in São Paulo.
13:35: 320 new cases in Switzerland.
13:09: 117 new cases in Portugal.
13:05: 292 new cases and 19 new deaths in the Netherlands.
13:02: 338 new cases in Germany.
12:55: 128 new cases and 8 new deaths in Spain.

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riderinstitute.org/discovery/
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115
reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/fjutgv/twitch_stream_catches_chinese_woman_wiping_public/
brighteon.com/4906fc1c-9c03-46dc-9762-a9d72d6aeee8
twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1239666632793997315
twitter.com/biobio/status/1239969435974172672
youtu.be/WtO3AHMBePY
strawpoll.me/19555414
sankakucomplex.com/2020/03/05/chinese-coronavirus-patient-recovers-by-thinking-about-idolmaster/comment-page-14/
archive.is/BjdDy
strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
pixiv.net/en/tags/Corona-chan/artworks?s_mode=s_tag
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Anyone know anything about this type of virus and taking 1. beta blockers (inderal) 2. corticosteroids (florinef)?

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,316 (499) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 8,604 (30) France 6,633 (148) US 5,696 (95) Switzerland 2,650 (24) Netherlands 1,705 (43) UK 1,950 (69) Norway 1,439 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,085 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Portugal 448 (1)Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Poland 205 (5) Pakistan 184 (1) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 187 (14) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 Ecuador 111 (2) (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 394 Brazil 352 (1) Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Chile 201 Iceland 199 Romania 168 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 Peru 117 Russia 115 UAE 98 Mexico 83 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Macedonia 26 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Lithuania 22 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Honduras 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 5 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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IM SCARED CANADABROS

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FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck the Tories.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.
Fuck the ((("Coronavirus"))).

Hey guys I just woke up!
What's the news :O

people are dying in the streets

GET IN HERE!!!!

Two cases in fucking town. They are fucking Bolitas of fucking course.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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you're all a bunch of paranoid retards, the government is going to seize your property and place you all in a big quarantine camp, where you will be treated like cattle and forced into slavery under the new world order, this is a happening but not in the sense that many of you mean

good luck

you seem really butthurt user. are you lonely? here, let me give you a hug!

>Hey Guys I found the legendary loot
>It's on floor 6 room 9
>ebin

Sir, this is a corona-chan thread

This whole thing is getting weirder and weirder every day. Something big is in the making, and the virus is not the main thing that is happening. I can't point my finger on it. And I do not know whether its results will be good or bad in the end, I only know that the world as we have known it will never be the same after 2020.

I'm sitting here listening to the US government talking about giving up hundreds of billions in taxes,
>for ten - twenty million for testing, and far far less if we just make the molecule and skip testing, we'd have a cure for nearly every virus on earth, INCLUDING THIS ONE (hint hint Trump)
riderinstitute.org/discovery/

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>we live in a world where the random assholes on a kazakhstanian flute whittling board were literal months ahead of the World Health Organization

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Lucky fuck. Trudeau doesn't have the balls to announce that yet.

This is God's punishment for faggotry, repent.

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>GLOBAL DEATH RATE 9%
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WHERE?!

Can technology solve the Coronavirus crisis?

>First case confirmed in my town

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Agreed Hans. Corona-chan isn't the happening, it's just the precursor. It's going to be a ballistic decade.

>herd humour unrivalled

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Spain will take Iran's place in the ranking in less than 5 days

Brazil prison break
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115

Drive-thru is as safe as a BSL-4 Lab.
Free moneh for you guys
Still no National Lockdown because Trump's got this
tl;dr nice.

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>we live in a world where people still won't acknowledge Yas Forums is always right

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CHINESE VIRUS
DO NOT TRUST THE INSECTOIDS
reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/fjutgv/twitch_stream_catches_chinese_woman_wiping_public/
brighteon.com/4906fc1c-9c03-46dc-9762-a9d72d6aeee8

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shut up chang, this virus started because you wanted to increase your 3 inch erection by a few minutes with some bat-a soup

I was in a coma for months, they woke me up just yeasterday

What the fuck is happening

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How can you accurately tell the death rate if we believe that there are 2-5 times more cases not on file

Doesn’t they make the death rate lower?

Will they rename the spanish flu also?

South-eastern Cordoba, Marcos Juárez department. Not saying where I live.

Yeah normies just need to learn to stay at home and go on the internet instead.
There solved.

ITT: WE LAUGH AND SPIT AT COPEFAGS

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>CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS REINFECTED
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS REINFECTED
>CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS REINFECTED
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS REINFECTED

I'm going to vote guys, wish me luck.

shit, Satan sings my praises.

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Keked desu

Jews just legalized spying other jews who may be infected without a warrant.

>chest pains
>slightly higher fever
>just my luck

pretty sure I have it

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One of the things that is making that hard to pin down is that 95% of the cases that have been found so far haven't been resolved either way. The patients haven't died or recovered, they're still in limbo.

Donde?

Honestly, I feel bad it is like really strong flu. It is fucking me up.

Lombardy is full of chinks. It's the highest density o Ching Chongs in the country

You are going wish that you were in coma for a bit longer.

IT'S JUST A FLU, IT'S JUST A FLLLLLUUUUU

*dies with crippled lungs."

Ask to get put back under

Don't worry, fren
You are coming home, white man
America and Canada BFF Forever!

twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1239666632793997315

>corticosteroids
those are immunosuppressant, i believe.

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my city just closed down restaurants and bars!

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twitter.com/biobio/status/1239969435974172672

YES FUCK HER

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Who /herd/ here

youtu.be/WtO3AHMBePY

A nothing burger as expected

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7,893 is 4% of 194,503

This will end our civilization. There is no longer any doubt. The numbers speak for themselves.

>...having more girls and trans doctor...
W-What? I'm lost.

Death.

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...

the usa gonna have another decade of incompetent retarded leadership while it collapses into the absolute shithole it is, europe will have a power struggle between the french and the germans, whoever wins will start a new wave of european imperialism and in the meanwhile china will gobble up the rest of asia and become the sole leader of the world economy

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Not me, thank god. Our PM isn't 'avin a giggle unlike Boris.

you dead

OH FUCK

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1350 inmates? That's fucking scary as shit for anyone in Brazil. They'll all be living like it's their last day on Earth so anyone they come across is a potential victim. If people aren't scared of the virus then they should be scared of shit like this, caused by the virus panic.

Checked. Praise Corona-chan destroyer of the rotten modern world

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Source.

I want off this ride...

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yeah that's what i thought. god damn it. GOD DAMN IT.

Hoping I don't get in shit for this but I have to make my voice heard somewhere.

This entire situation is a bioweapon leak by China.

There are two strains of the virus, L and S. The former being lethal and the second being non-lethal. You cannot get infected by both, and the latter provides immunity against the former.

China leaked the bioweapon by mistake unto it's populace, it may have been on purpose, who knows I'm not privy to such detail. However what you must know, and what lends credence to the idea that China purposefully leaked it is that the USA and Canada in particular anticipated this leak and infected it's populace with the S-strain back in November and December and the few weeks of January.

Again I'm not privy to much detail and this is just hearsay I've heard from my supervisors in the high profile lab I work at as a masters student.

Go back to sleep.

>Germany tested over 100.000 people
>that number doesn't even include testing in hospitals
>CureVac is developing a vaccine
>biggest manufacturing capacity for masks and medical gear after China
How can other countries even compete with German federalism?

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MICHIGAN NEWS
A guy in Alma Michigan is getting tested for virus after coming back from Italy. Source is Dude trust me, I know a firefighter down there.

A lot of tourists from China methinks. They come at the airport, ride the bus, the trains, eat at restaurants, bars. They shop in Milano. And they just arrived from China. Then the Italian commuters, office workers and students, spread this everywhere.

if it doesn't the fucking fed will

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>only 3000 new cases in Italy
it's over lads, they turned the corner
Chinese Flu confirmed for a nothing burger that'll be over by April

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Nothing much

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Might watch Contagion again lads is it good I can’t remember

Ughhhh what? Where?

such a hot fucking pussy

I can smell corona from here.

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Sauce?

>The deputy head of Japan's Olympic Committee has tested positive for coronavirus, he revealed today.
CANCELLED!

>tfw parents prepped but when asked if they are afraid of death they just said that sometimes we have some, but not complete control over the external, but it would cowardly not to fight
Kinda don't want them to die now bros

>nothing happens

BASED

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So how does this kill you ultimately? Is it like suffocating to death?

Anons, I really feel bad.

CYKA

>At this point it's confirmed only old people die from it
>Dude cripple the world economy for the next several years and make everyone go insane staying inside their houses for a month just to potentially keep a few dozen old fucking boomers safe

>fuck autists
too far bro

69 NEW CASES IN IRELAND. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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Yes it is.
Also very telling of what's happening now. Surprisingly spot on and accurate.

they should infect schools with S strain and getting the kids to spread that

strawpoll.me/19555414

strawpoll.me/19555414

strawpoll.me/19555414

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Why is that all of Trump's allies, including himself and the Brazil president, test negative, but all of his enemies, such as Tom Hanks and Idris Elba, test positive?

0 dead in Israel, 324 infected. Lucky group, huh?

Based. But I enjoy my yellow gf.

Waterboarded to death.

Armagedon

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>You can tell by the pixels.
Lel, haven't heard this one in eons

Watch Containment (2015) instead. Really good.

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WAS GETTING A COUGH PART OF YOUR PLAN?!

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Lmao. Think about the soldiers who had to storm a beach with Germans and their machine guns. There's no getting off of some rides and this is one of those.

for the olympics!!!!

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Same.

Keep posting Uzuki, then, she is the cure.
sankakucomplex.com/2020/03/05/chinese-coronavirus-patient-recovers-by-thinking-about-idolmaster/comment-page-14/

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I had a hypertensive emergency once and it fucked with me so much I have a visceral reaction when I stop and think back about it. Do you think dying of Corona is worse?

did italy peak yet?

Oh no...

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i doubt those numbers for testing are real, how the fuck are they testing so many people? any source?

Mossad officers got Corona'd, so they're fucking lying, remember that the Death Cult got it from there.

>slowing down in italy
well guys thats it lets pack up
nothingburger back on the menu
was fun while it lasted

What a time to be alive

Buy the dip each drop before the brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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leave some bacon near a mosque. He died of "heart attack" few months into it.

the world is dying user

which town user?

>sadtrombone.wav

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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I’m sure you’re LARPing but it honestly would explain the weird “flu” everyone I know had in late November. Sore throat and ears, blinding headache, fever, complete exhaustion for about two weeks with a fake “recovery” for about two days in the middle.

Nuke it
Nuke it
Nuke it
Nuke it

I have a bunch of shit in my throat and I'm constantly having to clear it (no cough). I've had it for about a week but its escalating. My throat started swelling today too without any soreness. I have no other symptoms. What the fuck is wrong with me? Is it anxiety induced?

ISRAEL'S AMBASSADOR TO GERMANY, JEREMY ISSACHAROFF AND HIS DEPUTY AMBASSADOR AHARON SAGI HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS

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Currency

Bad news bong, diamond princess passengers are getting reinfected, ADE is real and therefore herd immunity is ineffective

>phantom virus

I remember another Italianon mention a lot of Chinese workers in the north, as well. And then there was that stupid media campaign about hugging them. What about Iranians, though?

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no pic across threads

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Sorry user but...

THIS RIDE NEVER STOPS

You were trying this larp last night too and no one was buying it then either

now did someone else infect him or did he reinfect himself?

Based God.

First case in Brevard County Florida. The beaches were fucking packed and with people from all over the country this is going to get so out of control lmfao.

is that pink haired landwhale an (((expert)))?

So how much did the fed print out this time?

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>HERD IMMUNITY

It's pretty bad
You're slowly drowning in your own drip as your chest feels like it's being crushed under a heavy piece of furniture

This whole situation kinda reminds me of a manga where zombie apocalypse started and some neets just locked themselves at home and shitposted on 2chan.

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the tests are a scam

I CANT WAIT TO GET MY TRUMPBUCKS

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KING OF SPAIN GONNA TALK TO THE POPULATION AT 21:00 (+1 TIMEZONE)
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PLEASE RISE THE ARMY, PLEASE RISE THE ARMY, PLEASE RISE THE ARMY...

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youre still a sand nigger, mohammed

Because they are fucking liars and don't want to drop their economies even more by telling the truth.

The Brazillian president committe has over 10 coronavirus positives.

My father is in the same boat, I hope your familly makes it user

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It still has to spread to the whole of Italy.

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It's where i live now, almost guaranteed that i'm going to have it sometime this week. My parents are in the at risk group so they're probably going to die by the end of april.

I'm going to infect every single chinese and politician i can as repayment.

Coquimbo/La Serena

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give
us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us
not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.

Amen.

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>europoors actually believe this
lmfao

Saved, this one's great.

>yfw you could be the first death in the country

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Could be, I get it from anxiety/coffee with milk. Plus pollen is getting produced now.

ask your doctor for an alternative? or whether it's safe to skip it or lower the dose temporarily.

god damn it. i've always hated asians too. i've tried to warn people about them for years but they just keep posting their cartoons.

>no masks
fucking retards

homos raped you for months. Ask for surveillance.

>let’s shut down the economy and leave people poor and starving to slow down an unstoppable contagious virus that’s the grim reaper for old people
>yeah that makes sense. Let’s doom everyone so old people will live longer than they already have.

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The promise of UBI and consumer spending is making it rise

America engineers a bioweapon
Baby brother Canada also wants to play with the virus
Chinese decide to steal it
Promptly accidentally infect their own population
Everyone laughs it off
Yas Forums calls happening
WHO lies a lot
People start dropping dead in the street
China shuts down entire country
People welded inside their own homes
Doesn't work
Virus is now global pandemic
Italy leading the charge in number of infected and deaths
All of Europe on lockdown, all business stopped, everyone in quarantine
>you are here

way too fucking much they are going to cause a second great depression this is EXACTLY what happened before they kept trying to pump it up

You always claimed to be tough Russian guys beating fascism for (((freedom))). Now show it, pussy.

BANG BANG BANG

Thank you Dr Purr very cool

PURGE
U
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G
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Where are the cope fags now that it has been confirmed you can get reinfected?

Just stay alive until next year and there will probably be a vaccine.

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Wishful thinking you faggot euronigger. Chinese incompetence will prevent them from ever becoming a superpower and European impotence will ensure your surrender to the invading mongrel hoards. The USA is eternal.

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>Valle D'Aosta
>7
What's their secret?

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THIS FUCKING VIRUS IS NOT REAL

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Steroids are a serious no-no in the acute patient population. Consult (not in person) your physician about whether or not to take it right now.

fucking doctor is out of the state with cancer lmao. thanks for the response.

>Mutt trusting his gov

Fuck i love this

DRAGONFORCE

He fucked up big time. But since everybody is already clapping like an idiot they'll clap to whatever he says.

I just got a cute gf, I hope she'll live

>brother calls you, discuss corona with him
>he says that everything's fine because it's ok in china right now
>says that you get immunity after recovering
>laughs at you when you try to tell him the truth
This world is doomed, right?

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>another day with over 300 deaths in Italy

OH
THE
ODDS

Tfw going to die from fear of Coronavirus before I even get it

>Philip Tiero Jr., Professor of Microbiology and Pathology at NYU School of Medicine, told Reuters that “once you have the infection, it could remain dormant and with minimal symptoms, and then you can get an exacerbation if it finds its way into the lungs.”

>Tiero said it’s unclear if the virus is “bi-phasic, like anthrax,” he said, meaning that it appears to go away before recurring.

archive.is/BjdDy

thanks

all caps is a pretty good test to detect a schizo

HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?
>HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?
HOW ARE WE LOOKING ON CASES WORLD WIDE? ARE WE DECLINING?

Airborne AIDS confirmed?

Fucking skeezos, stop these fearmongering threads and take your medicine.

NO NO NOT THE HOLOCAUSTINOS

Your parents seem quite based to me

Bro don't fuck around. I've got famalam in alma. I haven't heard anything about Gratiot county but please keep us updated

Not juice only Zionists. You are a cuck shill faggot!

>b-but the flu kills millions of people every day!
>Come on, user, it's nothing serious. No need to stock up on canned foods, beans, rice, grechka, toilet paper and other necessities. It will be over in a week
I can't stop laughing

Hit me with alternate names for this disease.

The boomer remover.
The smoker choker.

12.000 per day, but Charité can do 5000 tests at once now so we will be able to test many more people soon.

Amen.

What the fuck are those totally civilized fellow humans doing?

I wonder if Nayib browses Yas Forums.
His paranoia and level of panic is suspiciously high

Except thats not confirmed at all, are you a time traveler from 2 weeks ago, try to keep up

Brazil is handling this terribly. Bolsonaro is a nothingburgerfag, anti-Bolsonaro politicians (either leftists or le radical centrists) are huge hypocrites who let prison breaks happen and are pushing for the jails to be emptied.

IT'S ADE
RE-INFECTION IS A GO I REPEAT RE-INFECTION IS A GO

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I know, mental health services are going to be inundated as much as ICU's at this rate.

yeah, literally losing steam
its slowing down percentage wise
we at the top of the curve if tommorow isnt 4k+

Good luck finding any.
In spb there are zero masks in pharmacies since January

this is a ride without return

aren't they only testing the super sick and dead now?

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PULL MY VIRAL TRIGGER

BASED GAHOOLE

If he jumped right away after Pedro fucked up badly, Spain would be a Absolut Monarchy by now.

China's One Corpse Policy.

it's not a goddamn zombie virus you schizos

I dream of a future with no governments, no corporations, no billionaires, no bureacracy, and no paperwork.

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Another Mandela effect split, I wonder.

These rates are actually x2/x3 higher because most cases are unresolved

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What will happen first?
Corona-chan genocide or Phos gemocide?

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Post moar new coronachans

Kung Flu
Lung Pao

The wop vaporizer

Nice pasta faggot

Be careful what you wish for

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MANALICH DE MIERDA ACTUALIZA POR HORA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe
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strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe

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I hope so. I want them to die in peace not koffing.

Could this be a case of poor testing, false positives/negatives?

fucking little chinks have cohensequences.

>And then, for no reason at all, Italy got infected

Is there somewhere I can watch a live feed of his address?

who would build the roads?

DOUBLE AIR AIDS

Show what? We beat fascism while having a clear enemy we could face. This shitty virus just kills helpless grannies and world economies.

>Fuck jazz
you've gone too far fren

it's current year user, morbidly obese women are the best health experts.

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>They are fucking Bolitas of fucking course
>all the niggers in the ghetto are going to catch it and fucking die

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Nick is just a chink puppet

amerimutt cope

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pixiv.net/en/tags/Corona-chan/artworks?s_mode=s_tag

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maybe we get 6 million for real this time

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>I dream of a white future with no governments, no corporations, no billionaires, no bureacracy, and no paperwork.
*ftfy

So are smokers btfo by corona? I need answers

Still baking frens.

They just hide in the middle of their mountains, we never speak with them.

KEK

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What are PA alcoholics gonna do? All liquor stores closed tonight .

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comedy is #1 britbong export

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Migrants get the cure first. Or are you a bigot?

The Hubei Hiccups
Coughing Bugman, Hidden Virus

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