Comfy Covid19 Canada Thread

plz no my province has no booze at the grocery store or online order

Hi fellow leafs, I'm in Montréal.
Wife and I and doggie are stocked up for a year.

Why is Justin not getting tested?

Are drive-through test centres going to be implemented in Canada ?

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yes at timmy ho's

My wife is pregnant, no booze for her.
And me, I'm sober af.
Important stuff are foods and entertainment to stay home for weeks.
I'd need to another hard drive to download movies, TV series and books, in case Internet crashes.

Could Internet become very slow?

Huh?

Your phone data might, but wifi is doubtful.last major storm here everyone went on their phones at once and data stopped working.

How long do you anons think until Ontario is on full lockdown? things are moving fast

We are still importing covid from burgers. I'm not going outside.

We have a cure for it anyway. Who gives a fuck anymore

How many days did Italy's lockdown last?

Ty

From bars etc closed, to "you can't leave your house or community" I think it was about 3 days. I am leaving the city Thursday morning, praying I make it.

shaw opened up their wifi to everyone for free until the end of april I think, other companies probably have too

>From bars etc closed, to "you can't leave your house or community" I think it was about 3 days
Ya, it's coming fast

globalnews.ca/news/6680500/shaw-covid-19-wifi-opens-up-free/

>Public Health Officer of Canada
This fucking chink bitch was vehemently opposed to close our borders. She spent most of her time ranting about anti chink racism.
archive.is/1QlYi
She deserves what's to come

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>pssst she's not even a real doctor. She has no medical training, at all, ever.

She's a physician, you crypto kike

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>until her appointment by Jane Philpott
why didn't trudeau replace her when he replaced philpott, that bastard

She literally made her PhD on how shutting borders doesn't work mitigating a pandemic. I'm not making this up.

really hoping this makes the facebook rounds

>Tam was born in Hong Kong and grew up in the UK.[5] She obtained her medical degree at the University of Nottingham, residency at the University of Alberta and fellowship at University of British Columbia

Not even born or raised in canada, showed up here in her 20s.

What a joke nation.

I guess canadian doctors aren't worth shit LOL
Same with the education they receive

>be canadian
>get sick from cold weather
>go to hospital
>wait hours for a doctor
>get 1600s era disease from dirty facilities
>get misdiagnosed by doctor
>go home
>die

I think he meant the Minister of Health....Patty Hajdu who is a graphic designer and has ZERO background in medicine and health....a diversity hire by mental case truedough (btw his family has a history of mental disorders)

You are right, that's who I was thinking about.

Minister of this
Minister of that
Minister of Ministries

Useless over paid loser positions for idiots

That's been 3 of my elderly family members so far. Our healthcare is horrendous.

My grandpa got his hip replaced and they forgot a surgical tool inside him....
Only realized cause he went back cause it was super infected, from said surgical tool

She was downplaying the risks while allowing planes from China to land here

archive.vn/BztRV

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CHICOM OPERATIVE

Is Parliament still closed?? Is the Red Army going to take over soon??

Youre really reaching. Dont forget breath while youre typing, mongo.

AB user here. Manage one of the larger bulk grocery liquor chains in Northern ab.

ALL of our promotions are canceled from friday onward and we are to engage in no further promotions of any kind until told otherwise.

Get your drink now, it's all going tits up.

Also pink whitney is out of stock again. Fucking Connect.

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>CHICOM OPERATIVE
Likely indeed

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kek, that's one of the craziest i've ever heard. Was sitting next to a woman who was having hand pain, doctor examined it and she was missing 2 bones, previous surgery was only suppose to take out 1...

our liquor stores have shit promotions anyways

don't believe memeflags user

Broz, jelly of my superior posting ability? Must be.
K dude, operating and posting on Yas Forums isn't a feat or anything.
I know you're AMAZED cause you're a zoomer retard IQ of 10 and you're scrolling on your smartphone and it's hard to type with autocorrect and touch display, but really dude, it's no biggie.

Thanks for being a fan, here's a (you)

Is tap water in danger of being non drinkable ?

Nike, Apple, Cineplex, LUSH, all fucking shut down. But Bell is still open and their official internal policy is "try not to get sick".

Always remember the companies that are the loudest about community, and advocating for mental health are the last people to actually care about you. I'm telling my brother to quit Bell and go work for Apple.

I see the grocery schizo and his remedial knowledge of proxies and low IQ baiting are here. Abandon thread.

what?

i think its just amerimutts in places with shit public water systems that have been stock up on water.

Trudeau has clearly made decisions at least 4 weeks too late, but I'm glad he's at least doing it now. To be honest, his response has been better than Trump's, and it pains me to say that. Trump is literally fanning partisan conspiracy theories, spouting dangerously erroneous stream-of-consciousness garbage and clearly prioritizing stock markets above all else.

We dropped the ball like every other country and I will never forgive or forget this, but I hope our government and people will start making the right decisions NOW. It is already established and will spread throughout communities, this is now our reality. But if we all stay at home and wait it out and be responsible for ourselves and our communities, we might be able to avoid a situation like Italy.

This is a time to be the good white boys you always claim to be on Yas Forums. You have to act accordingly for yourself, your family, and your community (especially vulnerable populations). This isn't a time for left vs. right or other shit, we have to make it through this then we can lay the blame on the Chinese and Trudeau. Right now it's about doing good and helping your neighbours and protecting yourself.

This is the time for Christian good will and showing that you are a responsible citizen. That you are an honourable person who will make sacrifices and show selflessness and camaraderie.

I dunno I dont work for the fucking municipal water authority.

It's good to stock up on water anyway. With 2/3 of the country at home goofing off for a few months our water consumption will spike fast and hard. Expect either huge drops in pressure or rolling water outages.

telecommunications are a lot more vital than shoes and makeup

That's what my relatives told me, why they'd make that up is beyond me.

see above schizo

Saw this earlier, made me chuckle

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Went to grocery earlier today
Normies were staying away from me

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If the vast majority of workers are sick, yes. They are highly skilled and not easily replaceable. It seems like a doubtful situation, but not one you'd want to be caught up in even if it's only 2% chance of happening.

they fixed it pretty fast

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>But if we all stay at home and wait it out and be responsible for ourselves and our communities, we might be able to avoid a situation like Italy.

A huge portion of Canada doesn't have communities. They live in places with houses and their neighbours have nothing in common with them.

It's non-drinkable now.
Everyone in my building who drinks the tap water literally pisses out their ass.
I bought a water filter jug and now Im making 2 footers.

Seriously, I stopped drinking tap water and I stopped pissing out my ass.

lazy canadians are in charge of this shit, dont expect anything

some municupality had tons of sick people and deaths cause they guy running the plant was a drunk retard given the job by his dad.

You're dressed like a straight to video slasher villain, of course people are gonna avoid the fucking pee pee poo poo man when hes filling his cart with busch's and kd.

Kek
I don't get why he hasn't tested tho. Since his own wife is infected

Nah. If I get it I will go to Brampton and keep walking around until they are all infected.

SEE YA! ABANDON AWAY LOSER!! NO ONE WILL NOTICE OR CARE YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE THREAD.

Ya, it's better if strangers stay away from each others.

I'm there behind him cracking up and trying to print off all the hitler images.

Something is up. My next door neighbor is RCMP and last night is the first time I've ever seen him bring home a marked Avalanche and keep it over night. It's still in his driveway.

(((Bell))) sent me a reminder to pay up

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Sounds like a ripper of a party for zoomers and millennials
I bet others are streaming the party to twitch so losers across the net can feel like they left the house and got invited to a party

>filling his cart with busch's and kd.
Lentils, beans, oil