Brit/pol/ Narrowboat's edition X

Narrowboatanon here currently self quarantined in rural England and my life hasn't changed one iota except that I'm having to shop less often as I ordered three months of freeze dried food the moment it left China. Fells pretty good tbqh.

Why?

the virus has a 58% CFR in the UK right now. things aren't looking good. 31 million deaths if we only count people that are legally here.

>YOU MADE A JOKE

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>31 million deaths

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UBI
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>the virus has a 58% CFR in the UK right now
What the fuck are you talking about.

I'm jealous la

you do my fucking head in

the government expects an 80% infection rate and it's currenly killing 58% of the people that catch it,

Pretty good joke as well

>killing 58% of the people that catch it

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Boris looking like he's ready to jump over the podium and knock out the next cunt that asks a question

58% of resolved cases in the UK have resulted in death.

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>it's currenly killing 58% of the people that catch it
It is absolutely not.

cant wait to work from home for a few months, bulk up, get strong and become healthier. hows your quarantine going to turn out lads??

what's a labour party?

What about science regarding blacks?

so what? it’s gonna take longer to recover than die if you’re already weak
plus most people strong enough to recover from it won’t even bother to goto the hospital, these figures are irrelevant

uh 1500 infected 71 dead is 4.7%

When is the coronavirus binfire edition, wheelie version.

It's impressive really, imagine having to answer questions every day for the foreseeable future from insufferable cunts. I couldn't do it.

What is she babbling about

takes longer to recover

Get a trip so we can all filter you

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God I hate rishi sunak

I'll leave you to work out why you're an absolute colossal moron for coming to the conclusion that you have based on what you've just posted.

How much longer do you guys think it will be until non-essential businesses are closed in the UK, London specifically?

I've just finished my overtime shift at the ventilator factory lads, Boris would be proud. Might go down the pub for a pint of hand sanitiser now I've got my time-and-a-half in. It's all going to be OK.

Trump sending every U.S. citizen 1000 Coronabux. Holy shit.

official estimates are 55k. so it's a tiny percentage.

explain why italy's CFR has been holding steady at 40-50% for a while now. don't expect the UK CFR to change much. the "recoveries" and deaths will usually follow the same pattern as they have been following.

Lmao I love how stupid doomers are. How do you dress yourself in the morning?

#YangGang

>killing 58% of the people that catch it

nothing has that killing rate, not even bullets

he acts like a fucking android

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can't tell m8, it'S roastiespeak

>explain why my gerrymandering is supporting my emotional bias

sick of hearing about this fucking nonsense. okay your lungs might collapse. i don't care.

you never recover. it has HIV genetic data and it behaves as such.

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>let the plebs starve

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Hope boris does the same. Going to use it to buy the dip

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>HURRR DURRRUR binfires nads willy narrowboats beans

KYS KYS
JUST MAKE A PROPER THREAD
Fuck off

so just like a normal flu then

So what did we learn?

>it has HIV genetic data and it behaves as such.

What a coincidence, so do you

i reckon we'll get some helicopter money

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coronaids

you've done yourself forever.

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I think this will eventually happen in most countries in Europe, and in other places.

i only caught the last moments did he actually address the issues or just skirt around as all people in power do?

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almost done lads
was gonna goto tesco and get another ltr of rum... but really wanna support my local paki shop, but they only have brand spirits... so might be a white lighting night

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So the Chinks managed to weaponize AIDS and then unleashed it on the world?

gg China

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The latter

>it's a one off
>it's for a few months
>it's forever
tories introduce ubi. ywn see another labour government in your life.

binfires are based you seething council cuck

Nice way to collapse the economy. Will only lead to inflation.

youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-S968G7Jc

>really wanna support my local paki shop
Stop funding ISIS.

Yes

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the virgin hyper inflation vs the chad bigger wallet

yanks helicopter dropped $500 to all citizens following 9/11. it's not new.

Becuase Italy is still has a growing number of cases and is also only testing serious cases and not the asymptomatic suspected cases like south Korea did

Hating poos is normal and based

Treat yourself ed, get something branded and turn on your stream.

report all off topic posts and triptwats

Actual anonymong here.

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AMA

Yeah, there are too many incels for AIDS to spread so they had to find a different way of spreading it without the need to have sex.

Made special fried rice for my family with pork and 10 different vegetables
Told them in 3 weeks it will be rice, sardines, sweetcorn with freezedried eggs so dont get used to it

Stop patronising immigrant businesses. And get a handle on your drinking

i would rather have broken glass funneled down my throat than drink white lightning

pretty sure he’s not isis mate, plus he sorted me out bog roll from his under counter stock away from the normied he always keeps his beer on chill and usually gives me my cheapest item free if i’m buying a bunch of stuff plus i get a nice chat about local going’s on

lil c

going to aldi later, wonder whats left

Better to devaluate money equallly rather than pumping it into banks and letting everyone else fight for the scraps

Cruising the Cut is a very comfy YouTube channel.

Yeah, blue new labour will govern us for ten mor years until a fake split appears to keep the red tie/blue tie shadow theatre going

I've never been able to tell if it's a larp or you're just a full blown spastic. Still a spastic either way

Russell Brand will save us
youtube.com/watch?v=C1sbp5oyVh4

Why are you such a mong?

no and no

>special fried rice
Thats the fried rice dish you wank into right?

based and cutpilled

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bugger all

twitter.com/YvesBalak/status/1239898809754431492
Did you guys get your shopping license?

>Almost twice as lethal as smallpox

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Russell Brand is based

My local white barber was closed so I had to go to the roach one.
Now my hair smells of lemons.

or a resurgent liberal party. labour are done, i've heard nothing from them on this or anything for weeks. they're still talking about party leader positions on trannies.

is this gonna kill like 60% of us, less, or more?

imagine not having an emergency supply of pot noodles lmfao

tempted tbqh... but i can’t really afford it. maybe i should start taking donations to fund my early alcohol grave

Remember when he was the big labour secret weapon in 2015?
Cuck

Building sites will be shut next week according to higher management friends in barrats, cura and landmark
Lorry driver brother in law said no imports for at least a fortnight started today
Everyone that admits a family member has a cough is getting self quarantined for 2 weeks and the schools my kids go to have both shut down except the year 11s doing exams
Tldr
Very soon

nobody cares about your black cock obsession

how long could i survive on nothing but alcohol?

Dunno why don't you ask it?

based making connections with people that have your back is a smart move, i had a similar thing with a sikh shop owner that dude knew everything that was going on alway had his ear to the ground.

i’m a cuck because i don’t let an anime website bully me into how to live my life lmfao
okay incel

Does anyone here actually know anyone diagnosed with Corona?

bong's law

Ok I am heading out: if I spot the rozzers I will have to run like the wind.

>The British imperial territory with the largest economy in 1870 was British India (including what are now Pakistan and Bangladesh), followed by the United Kingdom.

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I haven't seen one, so it doesn't exist.

Why would anyone vote for the lib Dems it's just all the shit parts of the Tories and all the shit parts of Labour, they can't even stop bregshit effectively

Doubt anyone would donate t b h, maybe some tourist yank who thinks it's funny.

Libs are dead too, tories occupy pretty much all positions in the liberalism landscape now.

And most there might be a pro business vs populist tory split but that’s a fantasy i think. With changing demographics labour will be able to fill up their ballots soon enough. They’ve just gotta wait.

>And it's alright, frankly
These are the people who accused US of being a police state, absolute state of Johnny foreigners.

Beer typically has around 40 calories per 100ml (one pint = 568ml). To get your daily 2,000 calories just from beer, you’d need to drink 11 pints every day, which is hardly healthy. But the alcohol is the least of your problems. Beer, even real ale or Guinness, contains no fat, almost no protein and – crucially – no vitamin C. Without any source of vitamin C, you’ll experience symptoms of scurvy in two or three months and be dead in six.

mental that half of europe is living this reality right now and they'll still call us cucks

Cope

boris has the blood of millions on his hands. he deserves to spend the rest of his life in jail if he survives this pandemic.

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i went in his shop after all the super markets on a slim hope and muttered “ffs” and he was like what’s up mate and i said nowhere had bog roll is a joke and he said don’t worry friend i get you some, i don’t put out because everyone takes, but for you i give some
based paki tbqh, i like him

nah proper liberals. whigs n shieet.

course they won’t lmfao i’m a mess and a cunt
i’m a spastic but i’m not thick

Fly like the wind spaghetti bro, be faster than pasta

you're gay

GET FUCKING READY

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fuck. so beer, some oranges, and a bit of cheese

The year just started claybrain. We are going to come up on top after this is all over. No Deal is setting the fire to EU.

The herd immunity concept is part and parcel of being a bong in 2020.

Every thread you post this shit and every thread you get bullied, you're done mate

To be fair I have actually had a shitty day and I was just about to start work on getting really drunk.

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well you’ve convinced me, i’m off to the paki shop because it makes you mad, so indirectly, you have contributed to immigrant business

More like trillions

Watch out for the snipers

my man

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Based.

When reverse white genocide?

Seethe

1.5 liters of Morgans or something, get your buzz on and start drawing shit

>Penderyn
A fellow Patrician I see...

are you a rum guy? i like rum but i only drink cheap shite so not got a pallet for it?
i used to he okay on cheap whisky but turned snob and now if i get whisky i need to pay at least £30 a bottle
wanna get some nice rum but then again don’t wanna ruin shit rum

Send me a Maltese gf

why have you bought alcohol with cartoons on

>caring about the EU still

what the fuck kek

He's a pound-shop Alex Jones and we gotta watch him.

She is busy getting fucked by Swedish and French Chads, can't help you there m8.

He’s a spook too then?

If he was Sikh I can understand because Sikh corner shops are based and always have the best supplies, mine sorts me out all the time with under the counter shit. But if he is a paki then you need to set this right, burn his shop

Grabbing a paddy's day tea at TGIs Ashton Under Lyne. It's dead, they are sending a lot of staff home.

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This ride will never end

Rrreeeeeeeeeee

>He's a pound-shop Alex Jones
He's much richer than Alex

grandayy pls send MALTESER GF NOW

Only been a couple times and last time I think I payed £3.50 or some shit (up norf) for a bottle of corona ironically, overpriced as fuck.