/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2198

Oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo
Boku no naka ni dare ka iru no?

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>i prey for all of you
i'm going to hunt you down as well

ITT: WE LAUGH AND SPIT AT COPEFAGS

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haha lol

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ok, when the virus cases are decreasing, then what?

still think cure will be found in april

user, I...

Are we all getting free money or only few?

where to have vitE btw

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LADS ! ! ! ! !
I just went to the gun shop to get some ammo and there was a fucking line of fucking sandniggers getting as much shit as they could get without a licence! ! !
Machettes, knives, axes and air pistols.
It was in Liège btw.
Be careful if you live in a big city and are unarmed. These fucking snakes will hit hard while the police is overwhelmed by the quarantine.

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I'm sorry this is happening to your people to such an extent pastabros

we should unironically nuke china

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>Iceland 199

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based

Supreme Leader DeWine is keeping Ohioans safe.

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Yes, Boris is striking up the money machine

>3526 new cases and 345 new deaths in Italy: Bergamo (Lombardy region) has run out of intensive care beds. Unions are demanding the closure of post offices after the deaths of 2 postal workers who were on their job until a few days ago
>Unions are demanding the closure of post offices after the deaths of 2 postal workers who were on their job until a few days ago
GUYS IT'S IN THE MAIL
>GUYS IT'S IN THE MAIL
GUYS IT'S IN THE MAIL
>GUYS IT'S IN THE MAIL

>tfw corona is karma for 2006 WC stealing
the zidane curse

>tfw waiting two weeks for America to go to shit
It's all so tiresome

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Congrats!

Good thing I ordered my sex doll torso before this

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Are those GMT+1 times?

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When will people start wearing masks? I got stared at like an alien today when I was out with just a half mask and sunglasses. My boss forced me to take it off at work.

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Blessed be, this humble worshipper of Corona-kami!

Whats with the reports that 86% of the infected have such minor symptoms they end up spreading it because they don't even know they have it? Any truth to that?

endcoronavirus.org/

Do it faggot. Anyone who gets bent over a simple mispelling in a message of good will is just scum.

>don't have to work tonight
>noone to fuck my brain out
can I have an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

in return I'll sneak out tonight for KINO shots of empty vienna by night

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youtube.com/watch?v=f78aZ1A40Ns

Viruses can't be cured, not even the common cold (rhinovirus)
Only body own antibodies can remove viruses (or not like in case with HIV, Herpes etc)

Here's an atheist's thanks.
And whatever you do don't touch your face unless your hands are well washed!

FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck the Tories.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.
Fuck the ((("Coronavirus"))).

Basado, user-kun

polandbro larping to get put into screenshots like this

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Nuke China

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WTF

Your boss is not a moron, unlike you.

sounds like South Africa

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>GUYS IT'S IN THE MAIL
Duh. It survives on plastic, cardboard, paper for DAYS. This has been known for weeks. A lot of diseases survive on surfaces, so it's nothing new.

Is the quarantine in Italy stricter than in Wuhan?
Because in Wuhan they were quarantining positive people and their contacts. In Italy they are just quarantining everyone? As in you need a certificate to go out of your house?

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>My boss forced me to take it off
And you just let him do that? lmao, imagine having so little self-respect that you die for your boomer boss

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but nobody cares about Denmark

How much for Greenland now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Looking forward for those shots man.

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Hey Coronafags what's the 411 on ibuprofen? My mother asked if she should take it I thought I saw something about it 2 weeks ago.

Thanks brother, I will also pray for you to allah

>When will people start wearing masks?

When it's too late, obviously. The mindless masses don't even understand that it can be spread before you show symptoms. I'm glad everyone is so dumb. They wouldn't get wiped out, otherwise.

basati

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this is an insanely based post...

I'm a teacher and I'm currently being paid to shitpost on pol.

I almost made up my mind. If the consequences of the virus are as severe as you fags claim, it might be reasonable to close everything as it happens right now. But for it to have a proper effect, we need to keep it like this for > year until there is a widely available vaccine. It's madness. We are destroying the economy (and thus many people) for the sake of ICU beds. There is no good solution here. We have a pretty much police state and the fucking nomies went mad thinking they're saving the world by washing hands and keeping distance. I hate their hubris

Someone posted a video of hospital of Milan via a youtube link yesterday and it was taken down today. Anyone has a mirror link on that?

This is the original link which is already taken down youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo

italian scientists tested an entire village of 3k people.

50-75% of positive cases turned out to be asymptomatic, yet able to spread

Report burger status.

F Italy. I barely knew ya', now all nice old people will die and pozzed niggers will be the norm.

Is this the biggest happening since the 2008 crash? Maybe since 9/11?

What are you listening to, /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

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Lithuania 22

When does it start in UK and USA
Im sorry for Italy its time to change

Unless you, right now, have 3 white children you are a disgrace to your ancestors and humanity at large
go have sex
but unironically

really good question of the journalist poor Boris kek
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k&feature=emb_title

>soon

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It's too late, they've been infected.

SERIOUS Q:

So what is it?

1. A real viral pandemic
2. Pedo / Elite roundup in disguise (Covfefe)
3. Elite / Hollywood going to island / gate
4. nwo / martial law

>asking for a fren

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join the /herd/ bros

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since ww2

are you chinese

>ITALY 3526 new cases
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

who will make the sauce

No, he's been autistically screeching for many threads before getting btfo
Also Poland has a laughably high death rate

just when life is getting good the black death hits us

please god spare me

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It is over

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ANY MEXICANS HERE? HOW DO I SMUGGLE INTO YOUR COUNTRY? MINE IS FUCKED

>Fuck chinks
DAS RITE

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They were welding the fucking doors in china, you think this is worse?

That would be too good for them. Prolong their suffering

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My bartender friend in Florida said they just CLOSED BARS STATEWIDE FOR 30 DAYS

Normies BTFO

What will you guys spend your $1000 on?

For me I'll be going on craigslist and purchasing toilet paper at an inflated price because I need to deal with my shit diet creating awful poo smears in my ass crack.

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Based.

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schild en vriend, broeder

Truly the best state.

SHOOT THESE FUCKING SABOTEURS!

the queen?
u guys had Kings and shitte still?
unbased

>making fun of boomers forever on here
>about to be another baby boom

kill all chinks desu it's the only way

Based.

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This is wrong.
Virus is a nano machine.
Strong EMP will disrupt it.

lol faggot just purchase a bidet

Not gonna lie I lol'ed pretty hard when Trump said a lot of people are going to die

A 6-pack of Carlsberg and a pack of Red Prince.

Removing the boomers.

As long as your god is good i care not where the prayers come from. You are still a brother in my eyes. Yahweh bless you.

HERD IMMUNITY WAS THE RIGHT PLAN
ITALY FUCKED UP

It's gonna be fine.

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From what I can work out its not necessarily bad but you don't really want to take it unless you have to because a fever will stop the virus and ibuprofen will lower your fever.

>The benefit of being a chad Kingdom in a sea of virgin democracies.

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So do masks help? realistically they should but everyone is saying otherwise

just over 50% had no symptoms on diamond princes, and that Vo-study showed 90%

Fuck off, we have the oldest monarchy in the world.

megabased

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NO TIPS

Don't. Paracetamol was reccomended.

Is the UK still going for the HERD?

2

Who else is praying this virus will kill tens of millions of people? God I hate normie

At this rate we will get 200k one tomorrow

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We only have to close the economy for long enough that all people carrying the virus are dead or clean. SARS was beaten this way by starving it of new cells to infect

/herd/ gang assemble

Feels so good not to have a fucking smoothbrain for a governor. We're gonna ride this shit out, no worries.

waiting for shots

Does the herd immunity thing work?

there's no escaping the cycle user
the wheel keeps turning

DENMARK GOING SOLDIERS ON THE STREET AND ITALY STYLE LOCKDOWN

PRIME MINISTER TO ADDRESS NATION IN 28 MINS

QUEEN TO ADRESS THE NATION AT 8 PM

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going out of their way to give anglos a glimpse into their future

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The /immune/ threads are going to be fucking dank.

This is my cousin Darnell. He is autistic and lives alone. He is already running out of food in this quarantine. Please send anything you can spare to help him. Thank you.

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Italy is just going to get herd immunity anyway,

But they were sick or their contacts. They had to stay at home for 2 weeks.
We have to stay at home even if we are not sick? For how much? Months?

twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1239962961881346049

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Are we actually getting trumpbucks or something?

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nypost.com/2020/03/17/4-year-olds-coronavirus-symptoms-worsen-after-taking-ibuprofen/

From bongland no less.

see? easy to purchase for under $1k

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Stuff ain't coming from China no mo
Romania to restart production lines for disinfectant, suits and masks. apparently there's a shortage of filter fabric as well.
sauce:
hotnews.ro/stiri-coronavirus-23729981-video-ministrul-economiei-cateva-zile-vom-produce-masti-protectie-romania-vom-mai-produce-biocide-combinezoane.htm

We rather want scrubbing alcohol and facemasks. Verpleegkundige bij de thuiszorg, we gaan zonder bescherming de wijk rond. Geen alcohol meer, baas zegt dat we maar zeep moeten gebruiken. Door blijven werken tot je koorts hebt. Verhoging en droge hoest mag blijkbaar gewoon

more ammo, probably some 5.56

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ah ok gotcha. thank you doctor.

and what's the rationale?

WHAT IF EVERY U.S STATE BECAME LIKE ITALY!? THAT BE 15K DEATHS A DAY!!!!!

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Given the number of chimpouts were going to see this summer, I think the focus of racism is going to shift from asians to niggers pretty quickly. For those who live in highly enriched cities, I wish you luck.

Who needed this wu-flu the most? Who benefits the most?

Very easy: The chinese.

With this wu-flu, they can silence all the shit from Hong kong while, at the same time, destroying western economies.

Oh no a moderately worse flu! Give up all the rights!

Honestly after this in Italy this dip in population is going to eco in the future birth data like the deaths of the world wars do.

Stay the fuck away from Mexico! Go infect some fucking leafs instead.

UK will be the first to categorically show the world that reinfection is possible

> /herd/

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Literally nothing has changed except for being more cautious of going outside. Yay for introverts.

nice

I'm praying it only kills the degenerates of the world.

Also praying for my brotheds on Yas Forums to live

This is the Spanish flu of 1918 + Stock Market crash of 1929 (Great Depression) under an administration that is less trustworthy than the Nixon admin on top of an out-of-control press that is literally trying to cause mass panic for poltical gain.

It's a shitshow

Donate it back to the federal government. America's debt is too high to just give people money like this. It's irresponsible. Anyone with me?

I just went to Netto.

Filled store. Massive lines.

I'm so, so glad Yas Forums memed me into dropping 2k on a fucking top-of-the-line gas mask with filters.

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what map you using lads?

Why don't you send him food? Nobody gives a shit about Darnell.

9 single rolls a week, 1.2 rolls a day

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Hello based department

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Just go the nip way you can get them for under $50.00 for a cheepie

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What the fuck... Is this legit?

so, 1 to 10. how fucked is the southern south america?

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Is the ozone machine to kill virus a meme?
My boomer dad has one laying around and I was thinking to use it to sanitize the inside of the car.

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You can decrease the viral load somewhat with permanent expensive meds and a reduced life quality
You CANNOT cure a virus

herd immunity is a certain outcome no matter what you do.
the point is to delay/spread out the infections over multiple weeks/months to not break the healthcare system
heading out at 7/8pm
any locations pacifically you guys want?

lol wut, spreading boogies to put more boogies on the tissue?

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>I am also taking a new legal power in the COVID Bill to offer whatever further financial support I decide is necessary

UNLIMITED POWER FOR THE CHANCELLOR

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Give her your power. American and Spain might get her to 300k

Anyone has the Italian cases by region?

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>GERMANY 8604 (30)

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TAKE OFF THE MASK AND GET BACK IN THE CAGE.

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>c checked

Nice leg muscle. Started as 1, 2 is retarded psy-op to keep you hoping, 3 many did Trump did not, 4 will take advantage of the situation (because sheep do not see how globalism facilitated it)

It's worse than 9/11 because at least we were solidly unified against a common enemy then. This time it's different.

war when

anything goes

I can spare some toilet paper

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Get ready to get drafted into Netto duty bro

Our gas masks might save us

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We're gonna get herd immunity soon

Italy singlehandedly moved the global deathrate from 6% all the way to 9%.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Well if its 50% I get it but the closer to 80% it gets the more unnecessary destroying the global economy seems....

My heart rate when standing still doing nothing at the doctors was 144 BPM. LOL I'm going to die so easily from this Corona thing. What should I do before I die who should I jerk off to?

(((fortunately))) us doesn't test almost anyone. can't get italy-level numbers if you've got nothing to report.

yeeeeee boi

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This is beyond my comprehension.

Pasta la Vista, Italanon, you're almost halfway to China's fake numbers!
I'm excited to see the new matchup between Baguette and Burgers. France had a head start but once the Amerisharts get rolling (especially downhill) they can gather speed quickly.

I can give you some alcohol in exchange for a FFP3 mask so I can go to the store without fucking normies coofing in my face
deal?

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Tri. & Tob. 5
Jamaica 12 (gonna get wrecked due to not understanding how the virus works, -3 because they tested negative after testing positive)

Based Boris came up with it in the first place

Don't worry once the spics and niggers start looting we will have a common enemy again.

To the trump admin: we give 4.5 Trill to fucking israel every fucking year, do not cheap out with this new stimulus

>permanent expensive meds
Cat's Claw to the rescue.

Nah, you do you. I'm just here to gaze upon the KINO shots most anons do here. I'm still waiting for that baguette from earlier to deliver as well. Also always look behind, you may never know "she" is following

when does it take effect?

>Lombardia: 16,220 (attuali: 12,095)
>Emilia Romagna: 3,931 (attuali: 3,404)
>Veneto: 2,704 (attuali: 2,488)
>Piemonte: 1,897 (attuali: 1,764)
>Marche: 1,371 (attuali: 1,302)
>Toscana: 1,053 (attuali: 1,024)
>Liguria: 778 (attuali: 661)
>Lazio: 607 (attuali: 550)
>Campania: 460 (attuali: 423)
>Friuli Venezia Giulia : 394 (attuali: 347)
>P.A. Trento: 385 (attuali: 368)
>Puglia: 340 (attuali: 320)
>P.A. Bolzano: 291 (attuali: 282)
>Sicilia: 237 (attuali: 226)
>Abruzzo: 229 (attuali: 216)
>Umbria: 197 (attuali: 192)
>Valle d'Aosta: 136 (attuali: 134)
>Sardegna: 117 (attuali: 115)
>Calabria: 114 (attuali: 112)
>Molise: 25 (attuali: 19)
>Basilicata: 20 (attuali: 20)

Lol Asians are so fucking disgusting

Can we get updated Fresco memes to represent the current workforce working from home.

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I'm worried, people in my city don't care at all, they're treating this like spring break.

I can't believe were already gonna hit 8K today

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You people do realize that whoever becomes /herd/ first will pretty much dominate this century, right?

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LOL Danebro - deal, I’ll throw in a growler of the local stout and a carton of red pack - stay safe

>being excited for tyranny
kys

I saw more and more people wearing masks / at least covering their mouths in vienna today.
some people wore their masks completely wrong tho

i guess that meme paragraph came true
topjej

Macarona

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>ayy feet

queen elizabeth? wtf why to denmark?

Don't.
There's reasonable suspicion that it's the reason for Italy's unusually high death rate. It's a non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory, antipyretic drug, which is a combination that really weakens your immune system.
If it's for a fever, unless it's 40+C, it's better to just let it run its course, but if it's unbearable, take paracetamol instead, which is just antipyretic.

anti-inflammatory drugs fuck you up or something

take a flight and live here, no papers needed, but we will be worst than Italy pretty soon, so your choice.

why are americans such shitters?

IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY

coof coof

What's the phrase, Yas Forums?

N _ _ _ _ _ G

B _ _ _ _ R

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There is no immunity to SARS viruses
Antibodies disappear too quickly

here I'd say 80% wear it, except boomers. Mandatory in public transport

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IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY
IS EVERYONE GETTING FREE MONEY.

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Lombardia is a shit-fest. Why aren't we seeing literal bodies piling up the streets yet?

user, I...

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werent you later then us ?

hopefully there is enough likeminded individuals in my area to mitigate that

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There were more than 3000 new cases today though.

>Bolsonaro's test come back positive and he infects 1,000+ people during his rally

oh man

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Just wait until Spain goes to shit user

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Who else /toiletpaperbaron/ here?

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Thanks.

what happened to your anal virginity

NIGGER BOOMER

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only businesses. start one quick.

Italy almost breaking China's death count when will someone will call out on China's bullshit?

Bronze cup, where India is Silver and Africa is Gold

Ay Moike

Most eat alot of greasy zog feed
Very possible

Anyone stocking up on natto? I really need some beenz

I dunno but I am because I'm poor. Poorfags in Australia are getting (extra) free money in April.

>Mandatory in public transport
based Czechia

seconded. what the fuck is that chink doing??

Spain won't catch up to us, trust me

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NIGGERG BARTER

NAGGING
BOOMER

Kojima Deliveries, connecting lives, saving shitters

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CHINESE VIRUS

What was the Italy count today

HAHAHAHA BASED PALUDAN IS BACK

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Fuck off

Congrats Italy, very based.

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>implying our common enemy aren't the chinks

Thanks fren, but are the terroni even testing? No way a shithole like Sicily only has 237 confirmed cases.

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Why did you stop posting about your anal virginity Ivan?

A new era of kino has begun

I am moved to a big city because of college, should I get back home or stay here?

clown world willfully ignoring chinkoids is the name of the game now

>europeans getting buttfucked regardless of being a reference in healthcare
11/10

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Any Italian user who can answer if only Lombardia has gotten a raise in cases?

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HOLY SHIT THOSE FINGERS

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Order boxes of mres and tell him to only eat one a day or one every 2 days depending on supply. Be smart. Normies dont eat mres but god are they the best for riding out food shortages

youtube.com/watch?v=D41Anw5gaGo

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That is the fucking joke...

GAS THE BANKERS
EAT THE RICH
UBI NOW-

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/mnuchin-says-trump-wants-money-sent-to-americans-in-two-weeks

Yay

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> forced me
fucking cuck
you could have stood up for yourself once in your life
now you're probably infected, and for what?

youtu.be/WtO3AHMBe

Flu kills more per year

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In the US yes the FED is talking direct relief to your average person. I think 1k to start within the next two weeks.
Enjoy your n33tbux

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Yes nothing has changed, we just changed our language because normies were freaking out

They have to. If they don't it'll fuck with the economy and stock markets

yes Anglo Dutch Swedish supremacy

>being this delusional

mama mia, well done lads

went out today with my FFP3 mask, goggles, gloves and hoodie and people were giving me looks, some children were laughing too. I went out to the shop and the post office, passed two cops that noticed me but didn't say anything.

But some people were wearing surgical masks and there were a lot of kids playing all over the place. I honestly didn't mind getting the looks nor did I feel any superiority over others because I had some ppe... Idk it felt weird and uncomfortable mostly

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I don't want to survive

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Are you alone in the city? Much better to be with family because you won't survive on your own.

You should have given him the "It will be very painful" line, you missed a trick there.

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Based champion

feel like it will be game over for brazil.

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fucking retard, the masks don't protect you from getting it unlike other illnesses

ayy lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NEET BUCKS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS DAMNIT

then fly to brazil

Just ordered 1000 rnds of blackout last night i hope it gets here before trade lines shit down

They always look so much better in the thumbnail

SOMEBODY STAHP THEM CHINKS

Honestly it's the only way.

I work in tech here and I know plenty of mainland chinks who aren't citizens of canada but have been here for 5-6 years and I also know plenty of chinks that grew up here.

They both fully support china and believe china/chinese to be superior and truthful.

My mainland chink coworker is shilling hard in our slack telling people USA started this, China handled it well etc. etc. etc. It's surreal

Is that so? I know fuck all about Denmark so I'll just take you at your word at how big a deal is at your queen making an address. Very intriguing.

the last time I went out I had a mask on and people quickly moved away from me. It was nice and I think I will use one even when this thing ends.
Now I know why nip girls use them

kill chinks

When did Boris say "last gasp attempt" in response to the Ventilator shortage?
What a legend.

Why the insectoids are doing it?

masks do protect you you mongoloid, otherwise every medical worker would have been infected by now

Trying to be one

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someone talked bad about islam on FB?

Is Portugal's borders closed? How come it isn't bad there as Spain?

Don't wanna pass something to them, I buy lunch for less than 1 real.

Brazil will be severily buttfucked

Fuck off amerimutt

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Those looks of them will soon fade away within the incoming weeks user, it's good to see you already practising and enforcing safety when going outside since the virus has been hitting a lot of countries right now, hell even fucking greenland got a case.
>also why not use the superior pic related

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now those amerimutt pigs will learn to never pick a fight with their chinese overlords again

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Yes as of yesterday, a few checkpoints remain open. And it'll get bad don't worry.

Who needs tp? I only shit every 4 days

The bill needs to be passed first, so hopefully not long now. Stay posted on Trump's addresses and follow news on the stimulus package.

That's a guy isn't it?

better than having cartels Matias

Uh... okay. Then wait two weeks at home and if you aren't sick then go back. If you refuse to stay at home then best not to go back.

yes, there is no way schools will be open when shit hits the fan

I'll go punch one out right now pastanigger

The royalty have not addressed the public like this since ww2

It's absolute happening tier

Mette to speak in 15 minutes. Stay tuned for WORST news

China to strip press credentials from several U.S. news organizations

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wait until it starts running rampant around the favelas.
>implying it doesn't already

It is now, but not for stuff, only for people.
We don't know much about Portugal here, it's like Canada for the Americans. So maybe they're not a bunch of retards that like to coof in public transport and wash their hands. Idk

Jah, man skal nok til at minimere hvor meget man går ud

I will always remember him

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Is this reversed?

It could be as many as 50% of those are false positives though

When they laugh and point at you, scream some shit like you're going to die. That will shut them up quick. Seen this in one stream.

what is a feather nigger?

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Are there still people who believe this isn’t a bioweapon that got out Chernobyl style?

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STFU idiot - N95 and N100 are highly effective against coughed/sneezed droplets. Fomite transmission has been overhyped. Stop spreading bullshit misinformation.

So many historic events already, and the ride is just now revving up. Stay safe Danebro, this shit's getting serious.

phoneposting atm and didn't have it saved here but thanks for posting it

yeah you never know, I'm not too trusting of my gooberment and the numbers they put up

In time, it may make you a target - looking like someone who took the time to prepare.

lmao have fun assaulting another vietnamese or singaporean guy, since you racists can't tell the difference anyways and will just propagate the image of the racist stupid violent amerimutt

HIS NAME CHEN QUISHI
>HIS NAME CHEN QUISHI
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>I only shit every 4 days
eat more citrus fruits

guy detained for breaking quarantine

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God I can't wait for the south to explode in cases :3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The 4th one unfortunately

March 15: 368 deaths & 3,590 new cases

March 16: 349 deaths & 3,233 new cases

March 17: 345 deaths & 3,526 new cases

Deaths are barely decreasing, and new cases are being added. It's not a very good sign.

We have Chinese restruants you double nigger

He will be back in 2033

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What a cuck, putting your stupid boss' bs before your (and other people's) safety.

are you always this easily coerced by what the news tells you? my dad and his company are heavily heavily involved in working on tests for this virus and he has been studying day and night for some time now, he told me that the virus can still get into your system regardless of a mask

That's what I was thinking too, as things get worse you might get targeted because you have something they don't

user...

Yea we knew that in January user

is that fresh?

Police car just pased wih loud speakers telling everyone to stay home and follow instructions.
Good luck wih that.

No. Everyone is shitting their pants because it's beginning to spread in the South, where hospitals are made of paper and doctors can barely read

where they'll shoot you in the face if you try anything