/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2197

Pretty safe to assume the majority of people is carrying the virus.

what colour is your poop

It's over

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China is pulling all stops to avoid a confrontation in the South China Sea. They’re using absolutely everything they can to leverage us—no holds barred. Their military leaders are keenly aware they’d be destroyed if they went against the United States. This is asymmetrical warfare on super steroids.

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We need 'virus made in china' memes to spread on twitter and whatnot. Trump has been right about china for 30 years, now here we are with a killer plague from china and everything we need to fight it also comes from china. THE ENTIRE WORLD IS BECOMING A CHINESE SATELLITE. I would make some memes but i have no artistic ability.

Also the loli of handwashing chan memes would be cute too.

MAN YOUR POSTS MEME WARRIORS!

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nogs are already chimping out in wa, pic related.

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Give it a week

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Wipe out China

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bojo is starting lads
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

ALL OF EUROPE ARE BECOMING CORONA-CHAN'S CUMBOX

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How much of a loser you have to be if an Aussie gets a boner because of the US president

I'm sorry user but we're gonna have to give you your flu shots now. These wouldn't hurt as they get administered immediately

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Lmao she just compared the virus to hiv, what did she mean by this

>China 80,881
[X] Doubt

Only blood type O allowed to post, the rest of you disease vectors can fuck off and die, thanks.

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>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
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>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

>COMING UP: Boris Johnson gives coronavirus update on Tuesday 17 March
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

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Eh he said those things were on the table but he hopes we don't have to go there. That's a step up from last time he talked about it.

ansa.it/canale_saluteebenessere/notizie/sanita/2020/03/16/coronavirus-gallera-ieri-quasi-zero-posti-in-terapia-intensiva_985c7acc-6150-45b2-af54-aa7ab4a309e9.html

Italy's hospital system is begging to collapse

86% of infected don't even know they have it
nypost.com/2020/03/17/86-of-people-with-coronavirus-are-walking-around-undetected-study-says/
If this is the case we just BTFO the world economy for nothing...

It really is, I just got my life together too

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so can we glass these fucking asian rats already or what

>minnesota only went up 6 cases today

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SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS
>SILVIO BERLUSCONI DONATES 10M€ TO HELP TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS WITH 400 NEW HIGHLY EQUIPED BEDS

>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/17/5e70ecc3fc6c83ba3c8b456e.html

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CAN SOMEONE POST THE WEBM ON /wsg/ WHEN TRUMP SAID A LOT OF PEOPLE GONNA DIE?

WHERE ARE THE ITALIAN NUMBERS?????????

I LOVE YOU ITALY IM SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU

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10 days will be the test.
In 10 days we will know for sure

What's the first thing you're gonna buy once you get your coronabux?

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Please make it a 50 cal

Got a sore bumhole lads, is this the end

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Soon brother, soon

Today there will less than 3k infected in Italy, screencap this
It's literally just a flu and the worst had already passed
Mentally challenged happeningfags will be seething

There are 4 times as many chinks as burgers

Remember to keep your hands clean babs

youtube.com/watch?v=IO3n8YYTIgQ

Ok Chang

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My uncle is an anesthesian and now has had a whole bunch of corona patients come in.

Plenty of people under the age of 60 and the people with absolutely fucked up lungs tend to be random.

He says it seems it's more or less s dice roll if it fucks you up or not and even though having diseases obviously lowers your chance of survival there are also completely healthy people coming in whose situation goes critcal within 48 hours (cytokine storm?)

They're now working 12 hour shifts

>ansa.it/canale_saluteebenessere/notizie/sanita/2020/03/16/coronavirus-gallera-ieri-quasi-zero-posti-in-terapia-intensiva_985c7acc-6150-45b2-af54-aa7ab4a309e9.html
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

what a shitty way to die

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Is permanent lung damage a meme?
>no chink sources allowed

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>only 400
Goodbye friends

Worst case if nothing's done and no quarantine
510,000 dead for UK
2,200,000 dead for US

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Based

>free 1000$
so Yang pretty much became president just not physically

Guys the lockdowns are going to start having an impact on the spread of Corona-chan. Anyone else worried that the happening will decelerate? In two months people might even start living normally again... fucking sucks

$1000 UBI

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...big if true

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nah that was just me shitposting

Coming very soon brother

No, 30%-40% lung damage

The usual - food and alcohol.

Got toilet paper?

I've been coofing all day since yesterday and today and this morning I had diarrhea

is it over lads

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damm you faker

WHERE IS BALDY?
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

The lockdowns are just a temporary measure to decelerate the spreading before it becomes too much.

The ride never ends, trump gets off, Bojo gets on

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youtube.com/watch?v=h1FIedH5hUc
Livestream for the upcoming death toll today. They were supposed to start at 6pm CEST but they're 5 minutes late. It's starting soon anyways

WORLD WAR 3

BORIS IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

BORIS IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

BORIS IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

BORIS IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

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A CoronaChan dakimakura to cuddle in isolation

Kek

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

LOMBARDY REGION REPORTS

1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

>1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

>1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

>1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

>1600 NEW CASES AND 220 DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 16620 CASES AND 1640 DEATHS

SOURCE IS LOMBARDY REGION PRESS CONFERENCE

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BoJo is live

good, hopefully they get expelled from the US as well

>A control swab carried out yesterday instead showed still a low degree of positivity "But it has healed, we confirm it - reassures Professor Giovanni Di Perri, virologist and infectious diseases manager at Amedeo di Savoia - In these cases it is quite normal that there is a phase of oscillation between negativity and positivity. It happens in all infections. "

Not happening.

No. Pneumonia always causes lung scarring. You can't get pneumonia more than a couple of times before dying.

She's a complete fucking retard who conveniently forgot that HIV was as bad as it was because the government chose not to listen to the doctors. "It only hurts the gays" they used to say, like they're saying "it only hurts the elderly" now.

what do you mean? 30-40% get lung damage? permanent? or do you mean something else?

based Silvio

Cases in my county just doubled, and its probably from people swabbed over the weekend and we are just getting results now.
150 people were swabbed yesterday (that was the limit they could take) and probably wont see results until tomorrow or Thursday, shit happening in my county.

Also, today was the last day liquor stores were to be open (state-run, liquor can't be sold in grocery stores or anywhere else) and it was PACKED. Got 4 handles of vodka, some wine for my mom and some moonshine, cant wait to sit back drinking and being comfy while the county/state turns into chaos

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damn it greece, you faker cunt I almost believed it.

It's not

Also, 2/3 of recovered cases lose sense of smell and taste, probably due to damage to olfactory nerves

>notizie.virgilio.it/coronavirus-perdita-gusto-olfatto-sintomi-1290850

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Well this shall be quite the summer

still not a confirmation reinfection is truly possible or if its latent like herpes or just a bad testing

Reminder to APOLOGIZE TO CHINA!

Ohio is safe. Supreme Leader DeWine #1 response to virus in nation.
Everything = closed.
Primary = postponed.
Courts = get fucked.

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UM HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?

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Now this is based ngl

So roughly the same as yesterday.

>CHINA EXPELLING AMERICAN JOURNOS
CHINA EXPELLING AMERICAN JOURNOS
>CHINA EXPELLING AMERICAN JOURNOS
CHINA EXPELLING AMERICAN JOURNOS

twitter.com/_EmmaGH/status/1239957248241291264

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you forgot the negative interest rates

Nothingburger

Get fucked you doomer faggot

I hope every Disney employee gets Coronavirus

Nothingburger confirmed

FURTHER AND FASTER IN THE COMING DAYS
- BOJO
>FURTHER AND FASTER IN THE COMING DAYS
- BOJO
FURTHER AND FASTER IN THE COMING DAYS
- BOJO

Stonks

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THATS EVEN HIGHER THAN YESTERDAY
IN ONLY ONE REGION

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Spread the herd boris

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Boris really changed his tune

Its higher than yesterday

Cant they just take their organs and call it a day? We dont want them back.

finally a good news

Because they don’t want them to bring the virus to chia

SOMEONE GET PAUL

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Boris doesn't look as much like a rabbit in the headlights today.

>the centrist/pragmatist
>groceries

so are americans getting neetbux from trump now? who does this apply to?

based

ITS ONLY IN ONE REGION FAGGOTS

>Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
>Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
>Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
>Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%
Mortality percentage in Algeria 8.3%

ONE out of TEN italians fucking MURDERED by Corona-chan!
ABSOLUTELY DEMONIC!!

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>war time government
>we must support this economy
I FUCKING HATE THE TORY PARTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AHEM

*coof*

This is lower than yesterday no?

>NOOOOOOOO MY CAPESHIT FILM
fuck off

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brown

Way less.

>we can't allow you to interfere our fair reporting on cases and deaths in our country

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202 yesterday, 220 today. Hasn't gone down except from Sunday's numbers for Lombardy region.

>cameras confiscated before leaving
hopefully they can shove a bunch of drives up their butts before they go.

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If you look at Britain's numbers compared against their ICU capacity it's even worse
>Boris wanted HERD IMMUNIMEME

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>China expelling CIA assets
fixed that for you

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Soon the entire world will be

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Italy update soon?

imagine enjoying muh super heroge of jewrvel

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It was a pleasure posting with you cunt. ; ;7

FUCK BOOMERS

Ah ah ah, not so fast. WHONiggers reclassified people with pneumonia as "mild cases" so it must be nothing! Praise Xi and China.
This is the biggest one I got

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No, its higher and its only one single region

So uhh do I have to go to work tomorrow?

LADS ! ! ! ! !
I just went to the gun shop to get some ammo and there was a fucking line of fucking sandniggers getting as much shit as they could get without a licence! ! !
Machettes, knives, axes and air pistols.
It was in Liège btw.
Be careful if you live in a git city and are unarmed. These fucking snakes will hit hard while the police in overwhelmed by the quarantine.

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>ONLY IN LOMBARDY 2000 CASES AND 220 DEATHS
>ONLY IN LOMBARDY 2000 CASES AND 220 DEATHS
>ONLY IN LOMBARDY 2000 CASES AND 220 DEATHS
N-NOTHINGBURGER RIGHT LADS???

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Why? This is the most exciting thing to happen ever in my adult life. What the fuck is wrong with wanting it to continue for at least a year?

Good
Fuck muslims

2018 BBC Pandemic show was an overachiever then.

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