Three days ago:

>Three days ago:
Gf and I are all prepped and staying inside
>ofc ran out of condoms
"It's fine, let's not go out if we don't need anything." gf tells me.

Who else is having a Corona virus baby?

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Get married.

she wants you to piihb

>tattoos
Poor child

Studies have shown that nine months after a disaster there is a DECREASE in births. Have fun.

Fucking THIIICC

I bet the child is black.
No woman can resist BBC, much less the GF of a Yas Forumstard.

Apparently Reddit

Who the fuck uses condoms in year 2020? You fucking idiot.
>depending on condoms to sex safely
>not getting your cunt on whatever form of birth control you want
My woman's on the copper IUD birth control. I couldn't imagine having to worry about pregnancy through the use of condoms. It isn't 1997 anymore.

My wife was already pregnant going into this... actually worried about her hospital stay because of all this bullshit.

who's the lardo op

I don't believe that you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

Did you notify the bull?

This. And have children.

Future mentally ill convict coming through.

just pull out
My wife wants us to wait until corona dies down a bit, sice she doesn't want to be going to the doctor right now

Good, don't breed

Put it in her butt

Mutt's law.
Or perhaps, Happa's law?

That's ok if you have a GF. If you fuck random hoes you'll get some nasty stuff

literally built for BWC

HA

Mutt's law

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Penis mutilation industry is still up and running. Takes priority over saving sick people.

pull out retard

what in the fuck is that kind of thinking? No I don't want kids right now you fucking mong. Go have a bunch of kids yourself, nobody gives a fuck lmao.
true

If my girl looked like that id have triplets

>Who else is having a Corona virus baby?
Everybody is.

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Wife is due in august.

Have your parents sit you down and explain how child birth works because you're dumb as fuck. Also you have to be 18 to be here...

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why do they ALL have nipple piercings. wtf is that about

I am not American, your idiotic drivel doesn't work on me...

1st or?

well truth be told, all stats for birth rates, show that when people are shut in homes for longer times, they do go up. So he isn't far off about that corona baby thing.

We are at the end of May. WE'RE SO FUCKED

condoms arent 100% anyway, just pull out

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>pierced nipple
WHORE

If you use condoms you're a beta.

I would be fine with a Covid19 quarantine baby. My wife was diagnosed with unexplained infertility. Treatments are a damn fortune. A baby right now would be a welcome miracle.

Shes on the pill.
We are fucking about 3 times a day.

Have you ever seen a baby in real life?

Hate to break it to you man, but that baby is Tyrone's.

link?

>inducing slow heavy metal poisoning in the future mother of your children
You were just selected out of the gene pool, retard

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1st. Concerned a little, but staying away from people.

Why is it always an amerifat that brings up BBC?

>another gene pool comment
Are you all virgins or some shit? Only virgins give a fuck about having kids in the future. That's the truth. Go ahead german, have 10 kids. Nobody gives a fuck. My woman's staying on the birth control for as long as I'm around her. Listen to yourself when you're saying that retarded shit once

I'll be honest. My wife is a doctor who is working overtime at the moment. I haven't seen any action for over a week now.

Actually, this could be a return to traditional values. And by that I mean... keeping the woman locked up until you're sure she's pregnant and you're sure it's yours. If she has her period a few times, and then the two of you are locked in your apartment for 4 months, you can be pretty sure it's yours.

Finally, something to force young people into adulthood; something to force them to keep the population growing.

Same.

Imagine going to the hospital to give birth and risking infection from all manner of diseases that are being treated there instead of giving birth at home with a midwife as nearly every woman in your genetic line did.

It's a cultural tradition

either them or the leafs.

>finger tattoos

bigger red flag than colored hair or facial piercings, GET AWAY

>ofc ran out of condoms
You didn't really prep then, did you?

Why isn't it up to you when you want to get action? Why is it up to your woman as to when you want to have sex? I wouldn't stick around that kind of bullshit

Just because something happened in the past doesn't mean it should continue that way. What a retarded line of thinking

>fuck thinking about the future n shiet
El goblino des America

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that doesn't work because bitches will leg-lock you and pretend it was an accident

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>21 century
>no comfortable way of contraception

>condoms — no "naked" feel, no cum inside
>birth control pills — fuck up your girl's hormones
>pull out — unreliable and uncomfortable; you don't want to pull out, you want to put it in balls deep
>vasectomy — fuck up your body and lose fertility
>IUD — may fuck up your girl's body

Literally no reliable way of properly fucking and jizzing inside as deep and as much as you'd like to.

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Oh fuck off you sad faggot, i can just tell you got beaten up by niggers in school

how fucking weak are you lmfao

Gratz. Our third is due in September.