Brit/pol/ Greggs party edition

was rolling a cig didn't notice bump count.

Someone else needs to pull their finger out their arse and make the threads lads

This will be good for bitcoin

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You let the thread go the way of my love life. Good job faggots.

>Someone else needs to pull their finger out their arse and make the threads lads
Can't lad, milking my prostate

A FLUFFY FOR KITTEN FOR EVERY SMALL CHILD
IN A CUTE LITTLE BOW
CALLED MITTENS

EVERYONE'S NEIGHBORS TO BE TOM AND BARBERA OUT OF 'THE GOOD LIFE'

THE BLIND TO SEE, AND THE LAME TO WALK

PUBS THAT STAY OPEN AFTER 11

EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR SEEING THE CHANGES, THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE, THANK YOU, BRITAIN, WIN. PARTY, WIN. PEOPLE, WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN

TERRORISM TO BE PHASED OUT BY 2006

THREE WISHES TO COME TRUE FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD

FREE TRIPS TO THE MOON FOR PENSIONERS IN A MAGIC ROCKET

SLIGHTLY FEWER SPEED CAMERAS

WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.

EVERY CHILD'S WISH TO COME TRUE

MISERY TO BE PHASED OUT AND REPLACED BY HAPPY THINGS

MAGIC BEANS FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD

UNIVERSITY EDUCATION TO BE FREE AGAIN

EXTRA TEACHERS, EXTRA CLASSROOM ASSISTANTS, EXTRA NURSES AND DOCTORS, EXTRA POLICE, TRULY INSPIRING

GREAT SEX FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF THEY'RE MARRIED

A HUNDRED POLICEMEN TO SOLVE EVERY CRIME

50 DOCTORS FOR EVERY NURSE

SPECIAL ROBOTS TO CURE CANCER MADE OUT OF GOLD

POST TO BE DELIVERED ON TIME

ALL WARS EVERYWHERE TO END, UNLESS WE WIN

TELEPORTING DEVICE IN EVERY HOUSE

ENGLAND TO WIN EVERY SPORTING EVENT IN THE WORLD EVERY WEEK OF THE YEAR

YOU AND I, AND ALL OF US TOGETHER. THE PEOPLE ARE COMING, WE ARE COMING, LABOUR'S COMING AND THE PEOPLE ARE COMING. AND WE WILL BE ENVIED

ETERNAL LIFE IS A RIGHT, NOT A PRIVILEGE

RIVERWATER TO BE REPLACED BY LAGER

RAIN TO BE REPLACED BY SWEETS

ALL EXAM GRADES BELOW 'A' TO BE ABOLISHED

THINGS

>What about Austerity Ian? 150k social murders.

relax herd bros we are immoon

...does not come back for some time...

this means I will get it again. oh dear.

Living the life.

why when u can do it for me thx

Turns out slope sniffle infection may be linked to blood type
t. type O master race

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>UK officially diagnoses 407 more coronavirus patients taking UK total to 1,950 as Government's chief scientific adviser warns true number is 55 THOUSAND - but insists new cases will drop after lockdown
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8121845/Governments-chief-scientific-adviser-says-55-000-cases-coronavirus-UK.html
notice how he skipped over the issue of immunity when he was asked about it? everybody in any position of authority already knows that immunity is impossible.

I'll make the next one

it begins...

BREAKING: More than 1,350 inmates escape from prisons in São Paulo after tensions over coronavirus restrictions; several guards being held hostage - EFE

twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115

When will the league continue?

i swear if any of family die, i will glad sign up to kill a few of the zipperheads

is blood group linked to race? it seems like it should be

Will you shite, I know your game

I still have no idea what blood type I am. Should probably find out in case I cut an arm off or something at work.

>he pays taxes to support his own ethnic replacements and the dysgenics of his race

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The herd immunity concept is part and parcel of living in a huge city in 2020.

Okay now that's fantastical.

free again lads, told myself i wouldn’t drink but i can hear that sweet bottle o rum calling me

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I would say 'take your meds', but really, it looks like you've taken too much fucking Adderall.

Settle down.

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You still haven't explained ADE

I have no idea either.

This was an emergency cause last thread ripped prematurely.
You better make it in good time, Jim.

shut the fuck up naval base

Man, France was the real police state all along.

fucking nufag

Kek

Who was rishi sunak before he was gifted the chancellor job?

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Spain has drones going about with police using them to give out orders

will boris give us coronabux like the burgers are getting?

why is everyone seething at brits trying to enjoy their holiday

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wasn’t that an episode of south park?

Feels like it ought to be more common knowledge.

Yeah, good to know blood type and any allergies to meds, penecillin etc.

It's not my fault that you have moronic leaders.

what do you think?

Confirmed deaths are at 69. Nice.

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You should spend hundreds on foreign economy and then sit in your room in the hotel silly

>can't go to le pub
>can't do to the park
>can't meet anyone or do anything
>can cram on packed public transport to go wagie
state of frogs

Lol yeah

i don't know i'm kinda dumb

>Johnson puts a nameless pajeet suit in charge of the economy just before it goes tits up so that he has a harmless fall-guy to fire
BIG BRAIN JOHNSON

There is something very innately tragic about not having a girlfriend during virus lockdown. It feels like the tribe is sheltering from a storm and reproducing while I'm stuck out shivering under a tree. Trying not to masturbate. Thanks.

CFR of 58% in the UK now, it's looking bad. this thing is getting close to double the kill rate of MERS now. it's way beyond that if you count eventual reinfections.

news conference hype

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I don't think "gig economy" and self employed workers will get SSP

My friend is working from home for the next few days but has to go straight back into work next week. I told him that he and his collogues should ask for a pay rise since they're risking themselves by going but he said ''no it's ok'' and ''most of us all want to go back into the office anyway. we hate working at home''

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>muh ade
>muh 200 strains
>muh 2nd wave is deadlier

neck yourself faggot

Quarantine is driving me mad, lads

imagine listening to state advice
hoist the colours black laddie and stop being such a cuck

Ffs you going to stick it up your arse or something? Dirty fat cunt.

it’s back to spam the thread about black cock again ffs

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Jared Leto has just got back from his two week isolated meditation and knew nothing about the virus kek

does it get into the blood stream quicker?

Fuck off luigi you gave us the bat flu

kek

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I think it is abroad.
I had surgery and they did blood test but they never said "You are type X" & I never thought of asking.

well no is the answer to that question

bojo is on lads
youtube.com/watch?v=sWnKqu9cZ6k

Bojos live lads

news.sky.com/watch-live

Are you still trying herd immunity strategy?

Can you please stop, because we are copying you guys

u can eyeball it for that

I fucking do. Office has shut for maybe 4 weeks, its driving me insane working from home.

yeah thanks for that lad, clearing up the obvious as fuck reference just because you’re insecure and need everyone else to know you got the joke. ffs

Who does he think he is? Winston fucking Churchill?

cummon neet bux!!!

we are now trying turd immunity since the other one failed drastically.

How powerful are norf people

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Boofing? Actually yes. You got to be careful though as you can get alcohol poisoning easy. Maybe just practice with an empty bottle first.

>anonymong humour