You need to be currently employed to get corona-neetbux

Look on the bright side, NEET-friend. Wagies will be the type who are more likely to get Coronavirus.

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everyone pays taxes, when buying things for example

then i pay double taxes, nigger

how do i get these coronabux?

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THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE WHERE ARE MY NEETBUX

speculation is they'll just mail them to us like they did for Bush

I read a news article two minutes ago that said no details were available, yet. Amazing how everybody who makes threads know more than the treasury secretary.

Shieeet im bout to get me a PlayStation and a white girl

Income taxes you nigger
Sorry for calling you nigger but idk what your not relevant country is. Probably somewhere in Africa only they have shit colored flags

I remember that.
It cost like a hundred million dollars to mail it out just to remind everyone of how FUCKED they are.

I can't wait for the media to tear in trump for doing what they praised bush for doing.

This.

File your taxes something something something. Defer something something. 0% tax for 3 months something something something. Wasn't really paying attention to that part. Watch the video?
>cnbc.com/2020/03/17/mnuchin-says-trump-administration-is-looking-to-get-cash-to-americans-immediately.html

fuming

Defer up to a million personal and 10 million business taxes 0% interest for 90 days, said they're working on other measures too, but right now that's what we get.

Which is nice because I was NOT looking forward to having to cut them a check for a quarter mil a month from now.

Fuck. Wagies won this one

NEETs BTFO
food stamp faggots BTFO
retired boomers BTFO

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then you get more customers spending in your shop you greedy fucking jew

NEETS are niggers

Get a job pablo.

I'm not a jew, nigger.
Actually i have seen a sharp increase in sales since the self-quarantine started.

Now is the best time to start a business you neet losers.

Imagine risking your fertility for money. No human interaction until it's confirmed non-dangerous to the precious jewels

Don't you have work to be doing, Steve?

I got fired by Cognizant months ago.

How am I supposed to survive?

FUCK FUCK FUCK. THIS IS BULLSHIT DOUBLE UP MY FOOD STAMPS , AND DISABILITY RIGHT NOW YOU

If im 1099 will I get it?

How much money do we get?

What’s your “disability”?

Isn't it obvious?

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Wagies finally get a little leverage, arigato corona-sama.

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I’m not asking you. I’m asking him.

Where's the proof, nigger.

What do we get if we work multiple jobs?

Artificial panic to to line your political pockets is the best kind of panic.

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Extra paperwork.

VR is $1000.

it is only 1k. literally nothing lmao

Ahahahahahaha yes I’m getting neet bucks suck it neet

>tfw I put in my notice to quit my job at the beginning of this month and only have one more paycheck coming
So I pay taxes out the ass for several years and the ONE time I decide to leave a global fucking pandemic hits and I get double-fucked? I hate this fucking world FUCK

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>tfw quit my job from the airport to keep me safe from coronavirus

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A thousand bucks is all the money I need for the rest of the year and then some
t.neet

im gona buy a street legal dirt bike

Prolly a TW200

This is a direct assault on NEET nation.
We shall not surrender this easily, normalfags.

Are people earning >$100k not eligible? Source?

Ahaha get fucked losers. This governments finally giving money back to people like me and not degenerates like you or the bankers.

>Now is the best time to start a business you neet losers.
I'm looking for some part time work because my business is in the crapper. That's mostly my fault though

>fired because government shutting everything down
>can’t collect free money because not currently employed

LOL AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE LOOOOOOOOL

>quit my job over a month ago cuz management blows
>was a retail job in a local grocery
>spent the time since laying low sitting on my nest egg
>started to stock up as the corona memes spread

Recently employed folk should be granted Trumpbux as well. I'm doing all i can to sit at home and have contact with no other humans. How Patriotic of me. Starting to run low on beer and smokes tho so i could use a little cash injection. For more of those delicious deenZ

Based

So this is the so called white “master” race that looks down on black people when they’re all either neets or part time workers

Interesting

>tfw NEET for three decades.
>Finally get 35k salary job as Alpha NEET to counsel other NEETS on how not to be NEET
>NEETS and Boomers BTFO
>??????
>Profit

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>100k
There's a cap?

No one cares nigger. You've probably been in between jobs for years.

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Fuck niggers and trannies. They get bux for being lazy crackheads and mentally ill rejects.

>Neets BTFO

Probably something like filed a tax return in the last year or two. That would make sense

Self employed, so technically employed. As lomg you did not make 65k or 100k or whatever, you should be fine

Plenty of opportunities. All the cashiers have walked out of my wal-mart. They'll hire you today.

THAT IS NOT HOW A NATIONAL EMERGENCY WORKS YOU RETARD.

HOLY SHIT, THEY GIVE OUT FOOD STAMPS AND FEMA SHIT WHENEVER THERE IS A NATURAL DISASTER.

FOR ANYONE

WHY ARE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD SO STUPID

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Can I get some information about what is going on? Just some links so I can discern the situation...

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NEETs are lower than niggers

Seeing as theyll probably send out the checks via the refund mailing system, i would think that would be the case too. Had interviews lined up at competing stores for next week too but given the events of the last few days im gonna play it safe and stay laying low

this. my local toiletpaperstore has 130+ customers a day, which is really good for a small shop like this. i bet the guy who opened it last monday makes massive profit. they have regular, double wipe, anti-smear, reach inside, crust remover and all the other sorts you ever dreamed about.

>tfw always either get fired or end up quitting and getting a new job and probally wont get neetbox.