The absolute state of urban retards

The absolute state of urban retards

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> don't know how to cook

>onions face
>doesn't know how to feed himself

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Fucking word filter.

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I'm not allowed to cook
Mom says I burn the house down

>making excuses for adults who don't know how to cook

rules of nature when?

>Söyface don't know about the filters

Shoot a nigger for a chicken sandwich.

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Listen burger frens, if there is a famine I will share the last of my poutine and meat pie with you.
We've made some horrible decisions as a country, but our best one was being your bro.
Signed,
A fucking leaf

>doesn’t know how to cook
so this... is the power of the average western man

Based. You get raked last.

>doesn't know how to boil water

if you don't know how to cook you can eat my ass

God seriously what the fuck. You have an argument with "people who don't have food at home" because sometimes people are poor retards, and that's sad.

But there's no argument in "don't know how to cook"

You can argue that social safety nets are important, but at a certain point the government cannot LITERALLY hold your hand and dress you.

dude just go on youtube
thats how i learned to make my own bread

>dont know how to cook

I fucking hate these worthless whiny faggots and hope they all die.

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>don't know how to cook

tourtiere*
maudit anglos esti

people are proud to be this helpless, it's worn like a badge of honor.

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I wonder how helpless these bug people feel when they don't have someone else to make their food.

>buy some encore meals
>throw veal parm in the oven for an hour
>take it out of the oven
>eat

Wow that was hard

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ive said this countless times to people here in my country
those gated community cunts are the first to die in a pandemic
and thats a good thing

>liberals are finally upset by government overreach

Love you too leaf bro, but fuck some of your fellow leafs for real.

...what? how does someone not know how to cook? how the fuck do you eat if you dont know how to cook? a meal out is $15 for cheap food and $25 for real food here. i'd go bankrupt if i had to pay that. that's crazy.

damn and i felt wasteful paying $50 for ~10 days of groceries.

>don't have food at home
>don't know how to cook
Jesus Christ he is an adult, he is supposed to know how to do basic adult skills. BASIC

What's worse, a hundred thousand dead within a month or not having access to your foodie shit?

Liberals aren't adults, they are children. Their feelings mean more to them than experience and practical knowledge, becuase things like that are for racist blue collar white devils.

They are truly useless.

You don’t even need to know how to cook. Ever heard of canned food? Ramen? Prefab meals? He’ll have you ever heard of bread? My neighbor has a freezer full of enough bread and fruit preserves to feed himself for probably the next 3 months.

Nobody is saying everyone needs to cook a restaurant quality dinner every night at home.

That guy is actually a cuckservative, he's Ben Shapiro's producer and one of the guys behind PragerU. It makes this a bit more hilarious.

>Soiboy can’t cook

>don't know how to cook
what a fag

>Ben Shapiro
>PragerU
>Is a giant fucking faggot

Shocking.

#Learn2Cook

How do you "not know how to cook"? Wtf kind of bullshit life have you enjoyed where literally everything is handed to you.

>> don't know how to cook
Fucking. HOW it's written on the fucking box.

Let Them Die.

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I'm an urban faggot and I know how to cook.

I bought 30 lbs of ground beef, how do I cook it?

#LearnToCook

Checked. Funny how smug all these fucks used to be. Brainwashed from (((media))) conditioning to think that rural people were stupid and relied on the government and corporations to take care of them.

Make one giant meatball

>don't know how to cook
I knew how by the time I was 10... why are white (jew?) "men" such faggots.

Trump should use this awoo flu to execute faggots like this... oh wait, he's a jew puppet, he won't except for bad goyim

>throw a cup of pre-packaged ramen in the microwave
>be literally hitler evil racist prepper conspiratard alt-right drumpftard

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>Poutine
I’d rather starve, but you’re all right Chang

Heat until it's not red anymore

People who don't know how to cook deserve to starve

>Don’t know how to cook
Boil rice until done, fry in big skillet with frozen mixed vegetables and tinned sardines. I swear, this is what happens when people don’t pump their own gas

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>urbanite bugmen starve to death because their Indian delivery driver couldn't get them their daily order of exotic fast food

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>my diet in normal times is rice, beans, and chicken
>mfw this changes nothing about how I live

this

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Eat it raw. Raw meat is way better than cooked meat

lefty retards:

>can't do third grade math
>can't cook
>can tell you how to run the country incessantly

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Liberalism is born in ivory towers.

That delivery guy is also their weed dealer.

Fuck I agree bro. Trust me, they drive me fucking nuts IRL.
All of the 2nd/3rd gen shitskins and chinks overcompensate hard, and have a hatred for whites despite being given generous gibs.
Fucking hate them all with a passion and would gladly deport them.
lmao
Thankfully my family is nova scotian and has been for generations, by
Got that real thick canadian accent
arcadian dishes are top tier amirite

These are slave owners complaining about not having slaves

Cook it until it goes from red to brown-grey?

good, they'll either learn how to follow simple instructions or fucking starve and rid their genes from the pool

My diet actually IMPROVED since the shutdown

t. Hikki NEET

These people think they can win a civil war

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>has internet
>cant follow basic instructions and recipes

Not my fucking problem you’re a moron

We should overload takeout joints immediately so normies are fucked even earlier than expected. Go and clean taco bell out of fritos burritos and sauce packets

He writes for Benny's website lol

Sad.

just stick it in the microwave

Define: natural selection

>Amerimutts can't cook to save their lives
how many Ameriniggers will starve if KFC shuts down?

I just made a shepherds pie. got shit for a meat pie (tourtière), got tons of cheese and crackers, and cape breton macaroni (tomato paste, ketchup, bacon & ground beef), blood sausage, a metric fuck ton of potatoes, onions, and oatmeal
Im probably going to get fat during the collapse

The guy is Benji Shapiro's producer retard. He's a conservative

well I certainly won't miss those hundreds of thousands of people

>Meat pie
I just had half of one bro. We can share :)

>don't know how to cook
you have to be a total retard to not being able to fry or boil eggs or pasta, seriously

>boreing
>is boring

Thank you, leaf. We’ll remember you on the day of the rake.

hopefully all of them, but most niggers are good at BBQing

I thought these faggots are drinking s󠀀oy daily so they don't need to cook

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Based ameribro
A true bud, too
You got french/scottish ancestry ?

How to cook:

1. Apply heat to food until it tastes good
2. Eat said food

So you’re a beaner

Good choice. Ground beef, melty cheese, and barbeque sauce is all you need for a quick tasty meal. Add cooked rice to kick it up a notch and give you energy-boosting starch.

Well you cant fix stupid. Let em starve.