Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
I agree but there is a caveat: Boeing can't really "fail" for the same reason the DMV can't fail: their whole reason to exists is intrinsically linked to the government they serve.
He said it was going to be because robots, not because some rabbi no one heard of and Tom Hanks caught the sniffles. So no you lose again.
Brayden Brooks
Nah. He's still an open borders gun grabber who wants to flood America with millions of his fellow slaves of Qing. He has less charisma than a wet paper bag. Nigger, I know you're not BB posting.
Daniel Gomez
Is that you eva? Did they finally deport you?
Cooper Price
The cost of this stimulus would probably be like 1-2 trillion dollars which sounds like a lot but is how much we spend on keeping 70-80 year olds alive each year.
Bentley Martinez
In other words, they’re increasing sales because they can’t share costs. How Jewish of them.
Angel Ward
The filthy povertyfags are baying and don't understand inflation, whatever it takes to win reelection but this is ridiculous nonsense.
If we kill all of the degenerates then there won't be any more degenerates and we can be free of their scourge, really I'd take it after that point but that seems plenty sufficient.
Blake Mitchell
>month Wat?? Homeless? Shop at dollar store nigger will last you more than month unless you're drinking too.
Henry Wood
What happends when your paddling a canoe up stream and one wheel falls off? Nothing because ice cream doesn't have bones
James Harris
JG TRUMPWORTH
Luke Turner
STOP DRINKING YOU DRUNKS!
William Wood
I hope this includes people looking for work not just those fired. Graduated last semester and this is fucking me.
Ryan Jones
That doesn't really justify debt slavery for decades where the interest on the debt becomes a primary budgetary idem.
Zachary Russell
Yes, that very much seems to be the plan according to the briefing.
Zachary Gutierrez
Sorry faggot, this money is only for people hit by hardship by shutdowns. No extra gibs for your black ass. Get a job, hippy.
Chase Murphy
Only to low income households.
Isaac Russell
If Yas Forumsfags want money why not use these pink wojak skills to draw waifus for a price?
Wyatt Myers
If you're a tax payer, you'll get on in the mail.
James Gray
>a punishment tax = affordable healthcare Yea, I loved being forced to pay for insurance when I was a young, healthy 20 year old
Nicholas Robinson
If the government forces people to close their businesses, they can pay for it.
Henry Murphy
Shit would go right into my Roth.
Austin Richardson
if you make less than a million
Christopher Morris
if you're homeless and not drinking you're doing it wrong
>stay home >free money >no groups of more than 10 >no bars >no clubs >no sex work, period 4chinz wins
Asher Foster
>sends checks >$1000 for a loaf of bread *a wild Hitler appears
Christian Anderson
>and don't understand inflation The last stimulus check was sent because there was a whopping 9% unemployment rate. Jobs are only being temporarily suspended right now. There should be no reason that any company fires their employees over this virus, especially when the corporations are getting a lot more bailout money than we are.
>sex work By god I hope this marxist nonsense hasn't actually become the standard description of whores.
>There should be no reason that any company fires their employees over this virus If they can't cover bills then why wouldn't they lay off?
Connor Hill
Last time it was given to everybody who filed taxes that year.
Eli Thompson
>pic Why is she flexing? She's fresh out of ammo and probably doesn't have the correct magazines in those pouches. Also, imagine being so weak that you go down to a single rimfire.
>we're asking every generation from Z to X to sacrifice >boomers feel free to continue to be selfish cunts This cunt needs to be hung in the town square
Month is conservative estimate, I make like 800/mo now
I can write full stack cross platform applications
What the fuck do you do
Drinking is degenerate
Levi Russell
>take tax payer money >distribute to people who can't accumulate wealth (hence why they die after a week without pay) >fiscal retards blow it on cheez-its and beer >money ends up in corporate pockets Can't believe you guys are cheering this.
>only throws sons Based. t. Only lad other than me dad in a family of 7 bitches Yes its hell
Jaxon Bell
He didn't send anyone checks, he gave tax rebates you had to have paid taxes on to receive.
Jonathan Diaz
>He didn't buy already too late
Bentley King
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ian Harris
$1000 no strings attached. What should I invest in? Carnival Cruise Lines? Delta?
Gabriel Jones
No one with half a braincell is saying anything about any larp being real here and it makes less than no sense to mention them by name here so don't do it. It only breeds further discussion and promotion of the for profit scheming of the leeches.
Andrew Taylor
>fiscal retards blow it on cheez-its and beer I'm going to pay my rent and utilities with it so the economy doesn't collapse and the dollar doesn't become completely worthless, retard.
Thomas Carter
The general sentiment of the country wants to see Bush-era checks. Trump has his finger on the pulse of the county. I trust his judgment.
Kevin Reyes
>distribute to people who can't accumulate wealth
In this case it's because the government is mandating businesses shut down for a while so i think people should be reimbursed
James Adams
Certainly not everyone in this thread is cheering it on, I don't believe this is any positive step.
Connor Myers
MSFT
Jeremiah Butler
LET ME SUCK ON MY TEACHER'S TITS YOU BOTHERSOME CAT.
Lots of the worthless sort in the thread are, lots of people who don't even have work in this economy and are useless shits doing menial things.
Jacob Anderson
>be responsible and cancel your lives please >protect the medicare and social security burden Had another $2k in cancelled orders today with people saying they're going to self-quarantine for 4 weeks. I'm ready to just start robbing boomers at gunpoint fren