PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YANG GANG ON SUICIDE WATCH EDITION /ptg/

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THIS IS ALSO A YANG GANG THREAD
> YASSS KANG

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Let's just all communism brehs

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Nooooooooooooooo!

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MAGA!

Worst Yang.

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Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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First to Awoo

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MAGA

TIME TO BUY GUNS!!!!!

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That doesn't sound like a failure to Yang.

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ARE YA PANICKED YET?

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MAGA

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>I'm not gonna come up with a solution because the problem shouldn't have happened

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user, plz, come back to the Yang Gang! He is a forgiving man and will look past your transgressions!

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Next thread needs to be J.G. Wentworth oriented

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you see, I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time.

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They definitely should let Boeing fail as a showing that if you outsource every aspect of your company you will not be saved

How will they send the checks? Automatically or do people need to apply for them?

>the money printing meme is LITERALLY true
top kek

AWOOOOOOOO

I'm yang gang or die but it's just blimpf stealing his idears.

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YANGANG LIVES

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>repeals affordable healthcare because socialism
>hands out gibs instead

Yang proved his point. He will win 2024

If we give everyone a million dollars, then we can all be millionaires.

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I agree but there is a caveat: Boeing can't really "fail" for the same reason the DMV can't fail: their whole reason to exists is intrinsically linked to the government they serve.

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With the money I've been saving plus this I could finally get a fun or two I've been wanting.
No.

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Automatic if it’s like the Bush checks, hopefully uses IRS direct deposit info so they can wire money

>Trump is LITERALLY buying votes!

wonder when the media will try to push that

> affordable healthcare
user, plz

> repeals
JEJ, no

What if trump appoints Yang “Emergency UBI Distribution Czar”?

based

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How is giving back stolen money socialism?

>4CHINZ GETS NEETBUX

Fucking kek

Last time they just sent paper checks in the mail. Every adult citizen got one.

I imagine they would use tax filings to find addresses and just literally send checks. Anything else seems too complicated.

You’re my huckleberry, malarkey joe.

>considering emergency socialism
wtf

It's good that individuals might be getting a bailout instead of just multi billion dollar companies

i got the census, should i say 1000 white people live here. kek

>he doesn't have a ready method of bringing glorious revolution to all his comrades
wowee look at the brainlettissimo over here

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LYFT HALTS SHARED RIDES

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Probably stupid tax credit bullshit like Obama did.

>homeless atm
How will I get my check, given that I could live for a month off 1k?

of course (not)
>t. Census employee

wait, is Trump giving out NEETbux?

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I’m guessing everyone would have to apply?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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He said it was going to be because robots, not because some rabbi no one heard of and Tom Hanks caught the sniffles. So no you lose again.

Nah. He's still an open borders gun grabber who wants to flood America with millions of his fellow slaves of Qing. He has less charisma than a wet paper bag.
Nigger, I know you're not BB posting.

Is that you eva? Did they finally deport you?

The cost of this stimulus would probably be like 1-2 trillion dollars which sounds like a lot but is how much we spend on keeping 70-80 year olds alive each year.

In other words, they’re increasing sales because they can’t share costs.
How Jewish of them.

The filthy povertyfags are baying and don't understand inflation, whatever it takes to win reelection but this is ridiculous nonsense.

If we kill all of the degenerates then there won't be any more degenerates and we can be free of their scourge, really I'd take it after that point but that seems plenty sufficient.

>month
Wat?? Homeless? Shop at dollar store nigger will last you more than month unless you're drinking too.

What happends when your paddling a canoe up stream and one wheel falls off? Nothing because ice cream doesn't have bones

JG TRUMPWORTH

STOP DRINKING YOU DRUNKS!

I hope this includes people looking for work not just those fired. Graduated last semester and this is fucking me.

That doesn't really justify debt slavery for decades where the interest on the debt becomes a primary budgetary idem.

Yes, that very much seems to be the plan according to the briefing.

Sorry faggot, this money is only for people hit by hardship by shutdowns. No extra gibs for your black ass. Get a job, hippy.

Only to low income households.

If Yas Forumsfags want money why not use these pink wojak skills to draw waifus for a price?

If you're a tax payer, you'll get on in the mail.

>a punishment tax = affordable healthcare
Yea, I loved being forced to pay for insurance when I was a young, healthy 20 year old

If the government forces people to close their businesses, they can pay for it.

Shit would go right into my Roth.

if you make less than a million

if you're homeless and not drinking you're doing it wrong

*cheques. Low IQ, retards.

You'll get nothing without a IRS assessment.

IT'S MY MONEY
AND I WANT IT NOW

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2020 confirmed for Year of the NEET.

Based and Albionpilled

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go eat a crumpet faggot

This Gon Be Gud

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>YANG GANG ON SUICIDE WATCH
>trump sending checks out to everyone
isn't that actually the yang gang winning?

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>muh cheques
>muh aluminium
>muh obergines

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Will it be a one time check or will we be getting money for the duration of the pandemic?

Didn't Reagan give every body $700 bucks for free in the 1980s to stimulate the economy?

>Sending checks
Immigration checks right

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check'd
I make less than 250k a year (I work in retail hell), so I might qualify

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>stay home
>free money
>no groups of more than 10
>no bars
>no clubs
>no sex work, period
4chinz wins

>sends checks
>$1000 for a loaf of bread
*a wild Hitler appears

>and don't understand inflation
The last stimulus check was sent because there was a whopping 9% unemployment rate. Jobs are only being temporarily suspended right now. There should be no reason that any company fires their employees over this virus, especially when the corporations are getting a lot more bailout money than we are.

People still watch (((reality talmudvision)))?

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Once unless Trump sees his approval ratings go up, because he's a good boy.

NEW CASES IN ITALY DECLINING

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>he makes 249k/yr in retail
Lmao poorfag

I'm an independent contractor but I pay my taxes like everyone else, will I still get my neetbux?

Obama never sent me a check.

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Bush did, but it was an advance

>sex work
By god I hope this marxist nonsense hasn't actually become the standard description of whores.

>There should be no reason that any company fires their employees over this virus
If they can't cover bills then why wouldn't they lay off?

Last time it was given to everybody who filed taxes that year.

>pic
Why is she flexing? She's fresh out of ammo and probably doesn't have the correct magazines in those pouches. Also, imagine being so weak that you go down to a single rimfire.

Yes.
>id: imagine the smell

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Only 2 more weeks of this nonsense.

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>we're asking every generation from Z to X to sacrifice
>boomers feel free to continue to be selfish cunts
This cunt needs to be hung in the town square

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Moar Joeposting plz

Same. How do I get my neetbux?

Month is conservative estimate, I make like 800/mo now

I can write full stack cross platform applications

What the fuck do you do

Drinking is degenerate

>take tax payer money
>distribute to people who can't accumulate wealth (hence why they die after a week without pay)
>fiscal retards blow it on cheez-its and beer
>money ends up in corporate pockets
Can't believe you guys are cheering this.

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Seriously this
The boomers once again are fucking us over completely

Bush tried the same thing, but no one spent the money and saved it.

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He did, but it was in the pallets of cash sent to Iran.

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
YANG GANG DISAVOWING A THOUSAND DOLLARS
> HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Never let a good tragedy go to waste, goyim

I'm also in retail. We'll certainly be qualified.

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I guess they're not reporting it or all the chinks died.

Yeah, but those retards are in the epicenter of the EU virus pandemic.

>Drinking is degenerate
homelessness is even more degenerate

>Moar Joeposting plz

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romney proposed it yesterday and yang said he was happy about it, so yeah

probably use IRS and Welfare rolls

Do you get a little more if you have children at home?
>>mfw I hope so!

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Wut? Who is cheering?

So when nothing happens that Q says this time, can the world stop pretending it's real?

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it has been getting warm lately, no longer jacket weather in europe

>boomers feel free to continue to be selfish cunts
It might as well be a law.

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time to buy
or wait?

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No more sacrificing so that boomers can be comfy. FUCK. THEM.

If its like last time, if you filed your taxes this year, they will send the check to that address.

He used that money for child rape parties, kot.
Haha.

I live in an unfinished concrete basement studio apt for free

>I can write full stack cross platform applications
So why are you homeless, nigger?

> he didn't buy the dip

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>only throws sons
Based.
t. Only lad other than me dad in a family of 7 bitches
Yes its hell

He didn't send anyone checks, he gave tax rebates you had to have paid taxes on to receive.

>He didn't buy already
too late

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$1000 no strings attached. What should I invest in? Carnival Cruise Lines? Delta?

No one with half a braincell is saying anything about any larp being real here and it makes less than no sense to mention them by name here so don't do it. It only breeds further discussion and promotion of the for profit scheming of the leeches.

>fiscal retards blow it on cheez-its and beer
I'm going to pay my rent and utilities with it so the economy doesn't collapse and the dollar doesn't become completely worthless, retard.

The general sentiment of the country wants to see Bush-era checks.
Trump has his finger on the pulse of the county. I trust his judgment.

>distribute to people who can't accumulate wealth

In this case it's because the government is mandating businesses shut down for a while so i think people should be reimbursed

Certainly not everyone in this thread is cheering it on, I don't believe this is any positive step.

MSFT

LET ME SUCK ON MY TEACHER'S TITS YOU BOTHERSOME CAT.

Haha money peonter go brrrrrr

FREE MONEY YES

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Lots of the worthless sort in the thread are, lots of people who don't even have work in this economy and are useless shits doing menial things.

>be responsible and cancel your lives please
>protect the medicare and social security burden
Had another $2k in cancelled orders today with people saying they're going to self-quarantine for 4 weeks. I'm ready to just start robbing boomers at gunpoint fren

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so, really stay home? like really really. i usually stay home anyway.

Then you're not homeless you ungodly fucking nigger.

Awoo

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