/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2195

I unironically probably have it and I’m in South Carolina. I’m young and healthy otherwise, do I need to get tested? I’m already quarantining as it is.

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TO ALL WHO ARE HURTING AND DESPERATE – Please read - this is for you.

It has been said, “That the darkest hour is just before dawn”. When you have lost all hope, and all you see is darkness, remember, never let your life be defined by desperation and hopelessness, grasp this one moment in time, reach out to Jesus, He does His best work in dark places. Let the light of Christ shine within you. The very fact that you exist is God’s testimony of His love for you. Never give up, your finest day is yet to come, Receive Christ now, He is the caretaker of your soul. The Gospel message was created for you. The simplicity of the Gospel, - Here it is A=Admit you are a sinner (REPENT) B=Believe Jesus is Lord C=Call upon His name. This is your Blessed Hope, your only hope. At least give Jesus a chance. Read: Isaiah 41:10 Always remember that your Prayers’ Matter to God, He honors them. “It’s only when you put your trust in Christ and respond to His invitation that you understand what life really means”

REPLY: to me, if you would like me to pray for you, about anything. Isaiah 41:10 - Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS – “What a friend we have in Jesus all our sins and grieves to bear, what a privilege to carry everything to God in prayer. Oh what peace we often forfeit, oh what needless pain we bear, All because we do not carry, everything to God in prayer.”

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I don’t understand, why are kids completely immune?

Post your face when Italy posts it's numbers and we reach 200.000 infected

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>Trump assures that fast food drive-thrus will work normally and remain open to all Amerilards
liderally top notch priority

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> GERMAN BROS

> free shit & burgers from the federal government
enjoy the future negative interest rates, fucking muttoids

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The herd is actually working, we are getting fewer new cases every day

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CHING CHONG CHING CHONG ME EAT BAT

based Chris Chappelle

COOM FOR CORONA-CHAN!

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Who right now would consume food touched and probably coofed on by some low-skill fast-food worker?
Might as well start licking door knobs.

Also can't wait for all the pics of stupid shit people are going to buy with their "free" money instead of what you actually need right now.

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More guns

It feels so good monitoring things since early January and seeing how everything unfolds nicely.

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>on sick leave till thuesday
>company gets homeoffice
>one one tells me
fuck this pile of shit company
i will get another week of sick leave

wake me up when we reach 6 digits

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I don't eat fast food anymore but my god this is the most American thing to ever happen in my country.

Also I welcome the trump bux. I'll use them to pay land tax.

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For the /herd/

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Take your medications, skeezos.
Nothingburger flu confirmed.

My gun is almost here

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Sex bots

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women (in my area at least, ymmv) are terrified of this and are yearning for a feeling of security. I'm about as generic looking as you can make a white dude and the last couple of weeks my matching rate has easily 10x'd and they are initiating which has never happened to me before.

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Bros....this girl wants to come to my bunker tonight.

However, she does NOT take the virus seriously and is still going out everywhere like normal.

Should i listen to the virgins and kick her out? Or just do it.

Note: she has BIG boobs and is not fat.

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gonna need a Corona-chan lewd with a dead amerijew in a backround soon :-\

and this is just the start

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no wait I am retarded.
I meant 7 digits

This is what's awaits those in apartment blocks:
youtube.com/watch?v=xubM9zcl9Cs
You DID prep for 3+ months in total lockdown, right? RIGHT??

MORE POWER

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What if you're homeless?

>relaxing HIPAA
google is going to have every single american's full medical history

Nuke the male population. Distribute the female population among the entire planet.

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fuck off normalfag

I cannot wait for the hosing market to collapse.

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>South Carolina
What part

Rapido por favor.

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Saving to buy a house from a boomer trying to get quick cash since their 401k crashed and since the fed dropped interest rates low af

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>Coronavirus Cases Rise in Florida as Man Dies in Broward

>Louisiana's fourth death from coronavirus is another Lambeth House resident

>New York State now has 1374 confirmed cases statewide. New York City now at 644 confirmed cases, 187 new. 12 fatalities in New York statewide.

>Indiana confirms 2nd coronavirus death

>US State Leaderboard
98 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA & NY
12 dead
>FL
6 dead
>LA
4 dead
>NJ
3 dead
>IN & VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead

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Post yfw you didn't buy a mask and can't find one either.

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She looks fat.

Can this virus be transmitted through semen?

moron

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Hope so. Not because I like seeing people suffer, but because I want more of that Corona-Chan breast expansion pic

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

>mfw it really is literally nothing
It's essentially all 80/90 year olds dying at the one time instead of spread out over a few years. wow big deal.

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Did she just say US will not enforce payment requirement for Federally Qualified Health Center patients?

New York is a piece of shit. By Sunday they will have more cases than China. The state keeps blaming the feds.

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More guns.

>Chink virus 3.0
>Chink-induced economic ruin
>World vs China
Fify

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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Kill yourself.

If I had a gf I could stand the lockdown much better.

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Shit, everyone here saves on us dollars. Better buy gold before shtf.

those are rookie numbers

Just went out with my p3 mask, everyone looked at me like I was retarded, one person said; "It's not that bad".

Why the fuck are people such idiots? Our country is going the "herd immunity" route. Our healthcare was already overwhelmed BEFORE this virus, WTF are people thinking? My mother and brother work in healthcare and it is STILL allowed to go to work when you have a cold as long as you don't have a fever. Meanwhile our CDC is less transparant then fucking Iran of all places. We don't even know how many tests have been done or how many are left. All of this is like a very bad movie.

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>being this thirsty

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this

NC here, avoid hospitals as much as you can. If you start to hack up lots of phlem then go. Hostpitals are death traps right now.

there's this DIY N95 mask that was published by the US Army during the swine flu

Why you will still be a broke loser

You forgot to add all in 3 months

how do you say "Bat and Monkey soup, very delicious!" in huehue language?

Wait my ass

Based

IT'S STILL GOING DOWN GUYS WHY ISN'T IT WORKING

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halp

4% of kids gets serious enough disease to need hospitalization, bro. It's a meme that kids are immune. When TSHTF, all that will get treatment is kids.

That's not very nice

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Yes

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>usa vs china
Yes, yes, yeees.
Just nuke each other already, faggots!

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And we're still in March

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW

South Korea is the only beacon of hope. The only place not acting retarded and slowed the growth to not even a serious problem.

Piss off, where are you self righteous faggots when push comes to shove? Too busy sucking refugee toes and worrying about racism.

simp

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wow what manga is this woow

What happened to the sound on the stream?

Do you know anyone with Corona?

Like, a single person...anyone?

This shit is fake. Made up by China to drop the economy. The tests show false positives.

Ever wonder what happened to all those videos happeningfags were jacking off to in the first 1000 generals? No more videos...weird.

Hope you enjoyed being manipulated.

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this accouncement from trump today is unironically pretty reassuring, are my kraut goyim genes kicking in? making me submit to authority? is the happening actually going to be easily contained?

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Don't risk your life for that landwhale, user. Don't let your coomer instinct overtake the logical brain

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1239946458482212866?s=21

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This is ''not fat'' by Mutt standards

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Ebola can be transmitted via sperm too, so why won't Corona-chan have that future mechanism?

All struggling taxpayers should have their taxes for the past few months to a year returned to them.
It's our money to begin with. It only makes sense for it to go back to us during a time of crisis.

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>We don't even know how many tests have been done or how many are left. All of this is like a very bad movie.
Here they "oh no problem we got a huuuge reserve of test kits, we just don't want to use too many right now ok".
Hope your immune system works fine.

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How do you burger fags cope with the fact that the virus is already under control in china and the new cases in italy are ALREADY dropping? seems like it's not the doomsday virus after all

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>robbing a supermarket to get water

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sopa de morcego e macaco
uma delícia

was listening to the krypto report
he said that 'propylene glycol kills covid19'
and that the banning or taxing of many vape flavors (effective may 12) is a plot to decrease peoples immunity to it
ffs

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>As of Monday afternoon, there have been at least 57 confirmed COVID-19 cases in 15 Texas counties, not including repatriated individuals being monitored at the Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio. Tarrant County health officials announced the county’s fifth positive case Monday.

>More than 200 Texans have been tested in public health labs and by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and 300 Texans are in the process of being tested

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL NAME OF FUCK IS AMERICA DOING HOLY SHIT

Damn sweaty, who upset you? Did an empowered sex worker reject you again?

Bro
do you know any german site tracking the cases in germany? I would love to see the age demographics and some stats overall

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cdc count updated
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75

Any songs to be adding to the corona playlist brehs?

open.spotify.com/playlist/0dgM4mCm6oESwrJRbYPaSe?si=ZQ9EQKn5TUOlHyv8LlwBGA

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Any fluids coming from your body can spread it. It's spread via droplets. That means sneezing, coughing, sweating and yes, semen. Having sex with someone who may be infected means you may get infected. I've never had sex so it's pretty easy for me to avoid. Normies will be self roping because they can't control themselves.

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>Man Dies in Broward
Broward
coronavirus or arkancide?!?

>this fucking pump

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Yes, I do. Now fuck off

You retard, the happening has been happening. Never mind, you’ll figure it out eventually.

You r gay shilling doesn't work on Yas Forums, go somewhere like reddit pls

Back off, Only Europe is experienced in starting World Wars!

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They might seem immune now but we have no idea what long term effects may be... I’m worried it’s a children of men scenario

At very minimum can I not pay what I own?

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>Why the fuck are people such idiots?
The Dutch are genetically degenerate. Too much inbreeding with niggers from their former colonies. The Dutch also are, after Israelis, the rudest and most arrogant people on the planet. Serves them right, what's coming to them.

>mfw gf and I were going to be living together soon
>This shit happens and both of us have to get locked inside our parents houses
>dont know how long this will take
FUCK, THIS IS NOT FAIR

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i understand the sentiment, user.
we all wanted a tradwife but if we are to be honest there arent enough of them to go around.
if you want to continue your bloodline this is probably the best chance in our collective lifetimes to find a partner.

If that is the case then why isnt lord trump not calling it out ?

List of notable people visited by Coronachan

Idris Elba (Actor)
Tom Hanks (Actor)
Sophie Trudeau (Canada PM's wife)
Olga Kurylenko (Actress/Model)
Serge Telle (PM of Monaco)

Who else should I add?

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NGMI unless you rub one out everyday

Where is the VR sexy time with Corona-Chan game?

Covid-19 is the perfect excuse to crash the economy, that should of happened in 2008.

I'm working on a new mutant strain. I am 99% positive I currently have it and so I am going to spend lots of time with farm animals to force a deadly joining of strains and mutation to happen

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No you don't.
Fake tests. They have the cold or you're just a liar.

Praying for you, user!

I'm not catholic though.

WHERE IS 200K CORONACHAN??

>>usa vs china
Sounds good to me tbgh

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im quite enjoying this happening

at least you have a gf

inb4 sauce, it's tee_paweena on insta

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If that were the case it'd be awesome because then that means we would just get some of the fallout and could bounce back even faster than China or Italy. But that's not the case, shit is going down, and you should shut up.

Tormund

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>American gov't response is to leave it up to the states while they work on massive deregulation and handing out bailouts left and right to big corps
Based and Free Market pilled

An AR and 500 rounds. Another sack of rice and beans if I have any change left over.

Didn't see today's numbers then?

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The McDonalds must flow

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Didn't the Spanish PM's wife get it?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it's called "IRL"...

Add me user, im a cutie

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>China bad
I can't help but think that whoever says this is a plebbitor or a trumptard.

>aussie
ok dude

All the Hollywood pedos

Post your face when we are all going to die

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Based.

Bill Mitchell

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An intermediate cartridge rifle

>Dahmer had contact with the entire American population
>Corona has had 30 years to do it's business

Boomer be gone, get coofed on.

STOP PANICKING YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS
CORONA HAD ALREADY PEAKED

There is this one that tracks the cases per state, as well as the deaths and recovered: interaktiv.morgenpost. de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/?fbclid=IwAR04HlqzakGaNssQzbz4d8o8R3gz0C910U8tvfYlBT6P0lVJJvHfk9uS2rc

>just stop going out Americans
Ya this should work

At least looking at a brighter side, I think developing a vaccine for SARS-Cov2 can be faster than other type of coronavirus like MERS or SARS because we have more infections and thus more data can be gathered
The dark side is, the fucking med conglomerates will be those who have the monopoly on literally people's lives.

add everyone on this list
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_coronavirus_disease_2019

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But there is next year and the economy is already crashing. Lots of opportunity for buying a house a raise a family and buy stock on the cheap.

Shillin my brit boy

youtube.com/watch?v=907HqTSJqIw

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>government giving everyone 1000 bux
>can finally buy an Index

Thank you for funding my VR corona-chan

What the fuck is even happening?

It's like a dream. I've never been so happy

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Is this a mutt?

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>is willing to risk literal death for a thot
What an actual simp

>infections already down in Italy
>didnt even breach 200k today like the schizos in this thread hoped it would
Literally not happening, this is just the SARS panic 2.0

Habla con ella via skype o discord. Puedes mantener una relación con solo estas formas de comunicación. Si no pueden entonces eso significa que tu relación no era nada especial y no iba a durar de todos modos.

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Yes, and a lot of other politicians and their families here
Hope all the commies that promoted the women's day march die

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Ching Chong Bing Bong

BINGO
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Do you have the link? I did find diy n95 mask tutorials but it doesn't mention US Army.

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>WE ARE AT WAR
>WE ARE AT WAR
>WE ARE AT WAR
>please wash your hands

>don’t worry, the chinkerinos are safe!

Soon

>USA and China remove each other
>Russia only major power left
Based

>mfw you are dying alone, drowning in the fluid filling your lungs

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Exactly, happeningfags are retards of the highest magnitude

America is becoming a nation of people on neetbux to deal with this

DENMARK IS WRITING HISTORY TODAY

We enacted an emergency law today, granting unprecedented levels of authority to the state in order to curb the spread of this virus.

7PM, the government is holding a press conference.

8PM, the queen is addressing the nation. Now, you might think that's normal. It's not. Outside of New Years, the queen has NEVER addressed the public like this in 50-odd years.

The entire country is on edge. Rumors floating around about a nationwide quarantine, Italy-style.

I'm on edge.

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>under control in china
>Believing Chinese lies

>cases in italy are ALREADY dropping
In Italy they say they're not even near the peak yet.

Me too, swedebro

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i'll be alive with my baking soda, bitch!

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Based retard

daily reminder that there is no virus
it's a hoax and "ilness" is caused by 5g 60 gh radiation exposure that messes with oxygen molecule

I too have it. It barely affected me, but I am not out of the woods yet.
Still have lingering vague symptoms going on.

the people who think more die from the flu and are only taking actions to protect the elderly, not themselves.

No vaccine will ever be deployed. It's just not feasible. It mutates too fast. By the time the vaccine becomes available, totally different strains will circulate. Salvation will lie in antivirals.

wagies need to wage and burgers need to be flipped
in more than one way..

damn, only cases and dead with recovered
I feel like either german's cases are super young or they are bullshiting

I don’t have sex, but I’ve been jerking off. That’s why I’m worried

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Did you buy the February dip?

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The inbreeding part is definitely true for the cities.

>The Dutch also are, after Israelis, the rudest and most arrogant people on the planet. Serves them right, what's coming to them.

Haha that is so true. People here are convinced that we have the best experts in the entire world. Frankly I hope that we'll be much worse than Italy, I'll keep going out with my mask, no matter what.

>181344 infected
>7130 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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God, she makes a great looking daughterfu, doesn't she?

i work in food delivery and just want to be quarantined
all my friends are stuck home having fun playing games and shit and I still work 60 hour weeks
send me HOME

How likely is it that neets living with mommy will get a check? Asking for a friend

Don't listen to them user, you're likely already infected or will contract it at some point, so just nut in her and die with dignity.

join the /comfy/-lads and stay home

she's fat.

She will be even fatter in a year

HAPPENING FINLAND
PHOTO FROM YLILAUTA FINNISH Yas Forums

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Bro, 5 years of relationship, we've gone through some tough shit but we never even had a relationship crisis, we are going strong. It's just bullshit and sad that we cant get through this living together

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Well damn. History is being written right now as we shitpost. Feelsgoodman. Not many can boast about this moment whilst others are panicking

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How the fuck is Best Buy considered essential? They're not even giving us hazard pay. What in the fuck

HERD HERD HERD

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When do I get free money

based

>I have asked Valve to increase production and will assign the Army Corps of Engineers to assist in this effort. Stay inside and play Half Life: Alyx folks, kiss your waifu do your part.

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So it's airborne aids unironically

Is it happening? Or is it a nothingburger?

Rudy Gobert. He ended the NBA season.

I'm in my comfy home, working here. I'll pray for your safe return user

I've been posting in these threads constantly and reading about this for like 3 1/2 weeks but now I am bored tbqh. I'm off to play vidya. Give me a (you) to this post if something big happens

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This stuff is just ridiculous. The virus burned out in a week and people are still panicking over it. Governments must be infested with faggots right now because it's obvious how overblown this is to even a casual observer.

>BREAKING: Pres. Trump and Treasury Sec. Mnuchin say they're looking into sending Americans checks for $1,000 each to mitigate the economic impact of the coronavirus.

How can the EU even compete?

#StillWinning

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For someone who talks a lot about them, he doesn't really understand markets does he?

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>discord
Why people keep using that piece of shit instead of Telegram?

A used SUV in solid condition. Hopefully some sucker will try to offload his soon.

Uh... well, you can't infect yourself, you idiot. So unless you're jerking off on people then it's not a problem.

Still homeless in droves around San Diego
Thought they were gonna “lock it down”
These niggers outside my window are legit blasting music from a car speaker. And drinking in the open may I add.

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BORIS JOHNSON JUST MADE A MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT. GET IN HERE user

TAKE MY POWER!

I can't take this quarantine anymore. I NEED MCDONALDSSSSSSSSS

Why, you stupid ding dongs will get involed in us murdering the bug people with 1:200 kill ratios of not worse.
I want to be allies rooski i really do.

>Bill Mitchell
wouldn't that be ironic to see him in the ICU telling people he was wrong. lol

ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
>ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
ISRAEL CAN SPY PHONES AND COMPUTERS OF CORONAVIRUS INFECTED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT

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IF YOU HAVE LONG-TERM PAYMENTS AND YOU NEED CASH NOW

Yeah, it's weird. I couldn't find anything concerning age brackets or the names of any of the dead people. I know one man that died was born in 1936, that's it.

Look at this shit. Why doesn't youtube take it down? If it was someone saying "fuck niggers" the channel would be already deleted. Fuck women.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dy59oQArwXI

gtfo from Yas Forums

as a white male I've never received free money in my life so frankly i don't know what I'll spend it on but probably guns ammo and a new screen for my phone and computer parts

Who else went from ACCELERATE to LET ME OUT?

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>China and USA go to war
>China eeks out a win because USA has been utterly ruined by COVID
>Japan is let off its leash
>Nanking 2.0 on severly weakened China
>Russia and Japan are the new world leaders
>Anime and vodka for everyone

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last nite i went to walmart, just outside tampa.
it was much busier than normal, but people were more polite than normal. there were two fat black chicks looking panicked, that had masks over just their mouths.
empty shelves: paper products, cans, coffee, meats, cleaning products, cereal, water, bread.
All other shelves were looking pretty close to bare. but there were pallets and stockers everywhere.
what's your local store looking like?
and fuck canada

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He's off his medication, cut the boomer some slack.

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Fucking herd immunity is the best. literally let the old die because they are weak.

Yes, please

Try running a grocery store, that's what I do.

It's an absolute riot. Sales are up like 250% on everything and I have to send home anyone who even thinks about coughing. They keep shutting down or discouraging any gatherings of more than a few people meanwhile my checkout lines are mass-populated viral hotbeds from open to close and everyone here is touching all the fucking food all the time and there's no conceivable way of sanitizing it all.

>8PM, the queen is addressing the nation. Now, you might think that's normal. It's not. Outside of New Years, the queen has NEVER addressed the public like this in 50-odd years.

Royalty literally have not addressed the nation since ww2

This is truly unprecedented. If she doesn't confirm that martial law is gonna be in full effect before the weekend, it's basically confirmed that the elite is going to fucking let us all die.

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BASED.
Geolocation every single phone in the country

>Ecuador 58 (2)
Needs to be updated:
Ecuador 111 (2), +53
Also, we'll be under lockdown starting tonight at midnight.

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source you fucking fake romanian

>russia
>japan
this is some peak reddit taste

Whatever happens, happens.

then sneak out when you are going for food? and try to get her to come live with you and your family.

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Missä?

You cannot kill me, I am omega

And kek agrees...

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Do it

Spoken like a doomed country.

The doctor is Abdu Sharkawy, turns out I wasn't a local post, but a viral facebook post.

I can't find the guy's twitter or updates on him, anybody else? I remember hearing there was some twitter account (Bio something, forgot the name) that was similar, then as soon as he got a patient was "I've never seen anything like this before, holy crap"

Can someone help me find that twitter account?

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that escalated quickly

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Its a massive list of who cares

Wait if I am still working but with cut hours do I still get free money?

Can someone explain to me why is everyone panicking and going to lockdown? Not even 200k cases worldwide

see thats the problem spread will come from contaminated food products