WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH YOU GUYS!

Yay loser boomer

wait trump is literally going to send me money? Does he know this will only hurt the economy?

$1,000 to $6,000

Source?

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It's going to be one time.

youtube.com/watch?v=6LZeYj0y3zM
about 25 minutes back

buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

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DENTAL PLAN
DENTAL PLAN
D3NTAL PLAN

start having kids.
be nigger rich

twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/1239920721792565250

>I’m introducing an immediate economic relief plan for every American.
>—$4k to every adult who makes under 100k per year
>—$2k to every adult who makes over 100k per year
>—$1k for every child 18 or younger
>We need to ensure every family has the funds to survive at this moment.

LISA NEEDS BRACES

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>$4k to every adult who makes under 100k per yea
that covers the part of my property tax that's for schools.

>every worker
What does this mean?

wait for tomorrow guys and see

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I'm gonna buy anime

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>4k to every adult who makes under 100k per year
i only make 90k, guess being an underachiever is finally paying off

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How do I invest this so-called money

Buy tools and make enough things that can eventually sell for enough wealth to buy real estate.

It's either send money now or have it taken forcibly later. Hes keeping crime from getting out of hand

I’m in the same boat. If I can cash in, all the stock I’ll buy will be able to keep up with hyperinflation

Things that resist inflation. Gold, silver, possibly crypto.

>buying
>anime
How can one be so cucked

tfw gonna use the check to buy bullets

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>when bullets become currency ala metro

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I don't understand people like you. You like anime yet refuse to actually help it exist.

Delusional cuck.

...its a meme, hownewareyou

I know but I felt like saying it because some people on Yas Forums really do seem to be like that.

I was seriously thinking the same thing. If I get a check it's going straight into weapons and home defense.

anime is one industry that desperatly needs people to actually buy it, its way too small and torrenting has fucked over quite a number of shows.

Is this actually happening? I got debts to pay and this will help majorly. Don't want to get excited over nothing

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It's either that or the same thing but you get nothing, take your pick

this is because it sucks and doesn't deserve to exist in any larger scale than it already has.

considering how freaky this timeline is getting its likely to be true

>Tfw have to be employed to get it
Guess I'll continue starving.

I work for a grocery chain so my job isn't going anywhere. If we stop working society collapses into total anarchy.

>>—$2k to every adult who makes over 100k per year
y doe

>refunding me a small amount of my tax money after you got done fucking me in the ass to protect a few obese boomers from themselves
wow thanks

Can my stay at home wife get neetbux too, or do i have to create a corporation and pay her a salary of one dollar?

It's alarming how excited everyone is over $1k.

I have 2 dollars in my bank account and haven't gotten a paycheck that was supposed to come on the 15th. I need the money badly. Inb4 should have saved. I make 1500 a month.

Thanks Trump

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Enjoy your $500
And the permanent increased cost of living to go with the imminent LEL MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRMMMM!

It's a free month of a rent or mortgage. That's wonderful

The way they are doing it with a mix of tax cuts, they mite actually get away not that much inflation. Its ether they do this or the entire system fails because of the chinkFlu, I actually amazed they pulled this off in such a short time.

>JUST

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I'm not poking fun, there just seems to be a lot more people that are living paycheck-to-paycheck. I thought everyone on Yas Forums made at least 100k??
Also, do you not have direct deposit?

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It’ll be food stamps, so a crackhouse

Presumably they would have more savings

I'm gonna invest my money. Gonna wait for the next drop in a couple weeks.

lmao what the fuck

It's going back up, it's gone up by 500points in 20minutes after the news of business & individual support, Americans should be proud of trump because he just saved America from complete collapse, a lot of people would have folded under this pressure.

Annual or monthly.

Just put 10k into the S&P this morning. Planning to put 10k for every 10% it falls from here on out.

Its time to build up your wealth. Hopefully the virus is just the trigger and its going to be a normal business cycle recession. A year or two of slowly walking the market down and then its back to growing.

I would not risk shorting now buddy, I think you missed the fall. With this amount of economic stimulus the markets will rise.

Damn so me, my wife, and the baby are going to get 9K?

I meant put in, as in buy more shares. Not buy puts. My bad

Have these payments actually been confirmed to happen, or is it just a suggestion at the moment?

retard, youre suppose to buy high sell low

I need to quaff my bloodthirst

No bill has passed and he isn’t talking about an executive order yet - it’s still in the works and not confirmed.

>economy stops producing goods for several months
>somehow this will means everyone will have more goods in the end

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In the News conference they said within two week the American people & businesses will be receiving payments so I think so.

I'll believe it when the money is in my bank. I fully expect that they'll add so many provisions and exceptions to this that I won't actually see a single cent. Then when I'm being evicted because I can't go to my job all we'll see on television is ads for how great the program is working or rich people whining about muh welfare queens. I have exactly zero faith in this country to do anything for me in a crisis.

No bill, and no bipartisan figure yet agreed on

Timestamp??

t. does not know what inflation is, or how it happens

why are you idiots cheering this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_money

>$4k to every adult who makes under 100k per year
That should help with the shortages at grocery stores at least.

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Because they're idiots who can't see the long term effects?

>guys it works out totally fine when corporations are handed trillions in relief but for you to get a few thousand when you are forbidden from going to work is bad
check out these cucks

Nice strawman.

Yay that is a good idea, bluechip stocks should be a safe long term investment.

Be careful buddy, good luck!

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We'll see, stay safe buddy.

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