WHO: GLOBAL PANDEMIC SHITSTORM

I went out on Saturday and got shit faced, pulled a MILF and and two lesbos let me tongue them

I'm fucking disgusting but I don't care. give me the fucking virus

WE'VE GOT THE VIRUS
WE'VE GOT THE VIRUS
NA NAAA NA NAAAAH
NA NAAA NA NAAAAH

Pussy.

This

curious, how do you picture a good response to a pandemic, of a virus that comes back multiple times?
do the pictures from the supermarkets give you confidence that any western country is capable of a 6months+ lockdown period? it wont 'go away' in a week, you dont beat this.

many will die but then everybody dies, hopefully somebody close to you suffers and you have your own near death experience, everybody greeting about corona seems to think theyll live forever ffs

The point is to delay it in order to keep hospital capacities manageable.

>t. an actual paki

Then leave you fucking wog, go back to bathing in your own sewage.

thats GOOD, retard
you are building up your immune system, mean while all these basedboys in hazmat suits will get absolutely cucked by the corona BVLL virus

imho its best to get it ASAP so you can build some immune response against it, if u dont catch it now you will catch it in the 2nd or 3rd wave

I will await the news a month from now, will brits have an uncontrollable pandemic or will it be as positive as that drunk guy said.

>every western country is shutting down in fear of pandemic
>brits just commit collective suicide while getting drunk
I don't know whether this is based or retarded. Probably both

UK will most likely be IRL version of 28 days later, but atleast they had fun

Those third world chink viruses don't effect our superior anglo saxon genes.

>The point is to delay it in order to keep hospital capacities manageable.
who gives a shit, we'll be fine, the virus isnt even that bad, in the global center of the entire 'outbreak' in Wuhan less than 0.0001% of people have died and nowhere else in the world has anything approaching a fraction of percent of the concentration of cases.

I'm going out tonight as I though pub would be quiet. Guess it won't be. Every bound to be necking Corona beers.

this is just retard low iq behaviour. selfish and stuqid

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Hey man why are you calling me a retard, I WANT the virus. I have senior management to infect.

He's going to get STIs faster than he can build his immune system.

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This is a media driven shitstorm, and Brits know the media and gov are bullshitters. There isn't going to be mass death unless people get vaxxed.

That's our island and we do what we want on it.

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don't worry user. covid19 will be along soon to check their privilege.

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YES!!
I can't wait to see the bong genocide.

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Anglos are about to get culled

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>Bongs

These are NORFNERS

I went out last weekend. I'll go out tonight and I'll go out this weekend. I'll have to go to work regardless so I don't give a fuck.

>their
they're*

I would surely like to take a closer look at this melaninated boobs

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Fucking don't know how you people can cope with a hang over at work. Last time I went on the lash I managed 30 minutes 'sleep'. Never again.

>med countries can go to wagie but nowhere else
elohel

Darwinism in action

Cognitive dissonance. Just pretend it away, like white genocide.

Ayy maybe we can collectively alter reality focusing our mutual conciousness on a certain set truth.

But we are not immortal. Shit is happening. To what extend? Leevels of chaos will tell.

Kill niggers
Test

Cringe. Kill yourself. We Brits keep calm and carry on. The rest of this stupid world can hide in their holes for two weeks if they think it will make a difference, but I'm not stopping myself from going to the pub like some lonely twat. If old people are susceptible to the disease, THEY should isolate, not me. Herd immunity is what will stop this disease at this point anyway

They're not wrong. Corona virus is not deadly, it's just the flu. The only people dying are elderly people health conditions that would have died of the flu anyway.

>They're
There*

Based

So London plague pits are gonna be a thing again?

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when the hospitals run out of ventilators will i get hired as a manual oxygen pumper??

imagine pumping that oxygen balloon for 12 hrs just to keep someone alive, you have total control of that persons life in your hands, plus you get to dress in hazmats with cute nurses

10/10 job

Only old people. And that is a good thing

watched bojo addressing the nation whilst i was in the pub, had a nice maccies on the drive home

you are a gigantic faggot and probably a foreigner, the rules don't apply to us because we are better.

projected 510,000 deaths if nothing's done btw

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>Just pretend it away
thats literally what locking yourself in isolation is, its why so many shitlets are excited about it, theres a clamour to have a few weeks hiding their brains away within corporate media, friend simulators like this, vidya and eating processed food, all 'guilt free' and because they were 'told to'.
that guilt is reality and nature telling them they are leading inauthentic vapid existences with no substance or trial.

its the oldest bootlicker cope in the world, 'just following orders', except this time the governments are giving you permission to distill your fucking braincells.

>oh no every life is precious
id rather the population was cut in half

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skimming off the top, it's exactly what we need

grammarly.com/blog/there-their-theyre/

Deaths of elderly people and people with severe health issues. If you're relatively young and healthy you'll be fine.

Do you really want to enter quarantine and give up your life for the next few months just to avoid the extremely unlikely chance to get the flu?

fuck off shill, bad enough you poz up every fucking youtube video.

Suicide pact! You first.

it's also meant to prevent you from potentially spreading it to people with high-risk death rates.

Today's rain is tomorrow's whisky.

Will be interesting to see the numbers in about 2-3 weeks. If the doom-gloom side are right Brits should be drowning in the own secretions as the virus kills hives swaths of them. However, if they shrug this off and we find it really is just a typical circulating virus, the fucking media and the “experts” need to hang.

elderly are forced to stay locked up for 4 months. you left that bit of info out.

if everyone is cooped up inside infecting each other then being out in the beer garden is the safest place to be. all that cider and vitamin d, pretty gig economy bar girls who can't take time off. bliss.

Advised not forced. you left that bit of info out.

no it's all voluntary. no one is (yet) being forced to do anything.

>Its also meant to prevent you from potentially spreading it to boomers
Why would I want to prevent that?

why do you even stil trust the experts and the media LOL
but the brits will probably have a higher death rate but so what? It'll still be minimal
max 100K and that's the worse of the worse case scenario
so who gives a shit

What a weirdo

and this is the real coronapill, if the coronavirus could decimate the boomers (it can't) it would give our generation lots of opportunities, housing market would be better, jobs money etc
It's all a net positive

he'll stop pumping when he takes care of your grandma

I´m ready

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agree, if you want to do this kind of stunt do it here not abroad.

Kill us all, please.

bumboy

Getting the train to Manny this weekend to shag some bird, she's not even that fit but whatever. Hope I catch it and die to be honest lads

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China will step in and buy up all assets left behind by the boomers, who will have left nothing to their progeny
You get nothing, you lose, good day sir

Those who fear for their lives are most undeserving.

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Nice nigress tiddys

We basically don't give a fuck. This should be our national anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=eP7k6vO-Nw4

You posh faggot, you are the reason you cant carry a butter knife in your country

Fuck off back to Bongo Bongo Land then.

Pussy.