/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2194 PRESIDENT LIVE

► Detected: 189,233 ► Died: 7,513

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
archive.is/inkuJ

France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/xUQ8D

Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/ircYM

Monaco's prime minister tests positive
archive.is/JLun1

New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
archive.is/Ge1m9

>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
archive.is/qAxqi

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
archive.is/SbzGJ

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
archive.is/Totbu

>LATEST CASES
15:00: 407 new cases in the United Kingdom
14:53: 185 new cases in Belgium.
14:35: 10 new deaths in Spain.
14:01: First death in Brazil. The patient was a 62-year-old man in São Paulo.
13:35: 320 new cases in Switzerland.
13:09: 117 new cases in Portugal.
13:05: 292 new cases and 19 new deaths in the Netherlands.
13:02: 338 new cases in Germany.
12:55: 128 new cases and 8 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,316 (499) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,974 (30) France 6,633 (148) US 5,175 (95) Switzerland 2,650 (24) Netherlands 1,705 (43) UK 1,543 (55) Norway 1,439 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,085 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Portugal 448 (1)Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Poland 205 (5) Pakistan 184 (1) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 187 (14) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 394 Brazil 352 (1) Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Chile 201 Iceland 199 Romania 168 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 Peru 117 Russia 115 UAE 98 Mexico 83 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Macedonia 26 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Honduras 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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TRUMP SPOKE WITH WENDYS AND MCDONALDS

BURGERS ARE SAFE

I REPEAT

THE BURGERS ARE SAFE

TRUMP LIVE
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>THIS FAGGOT LITTLE VIRUS WON'T TRIGGER WWIII

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>0 dead in winland

HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

>New York State now has 1374 confirmed cases statewide. New York City now at 644 confirmed cases, 187 new. 12 fatalities in New York statewide.

>Indiana confirms 2nd coronavirus death

>US State Leaderboard
96 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA & NY
12 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead
>IN & VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead

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heh

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Is this crossbow good enough? 180 pounds and 260 fps

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TRUMP LIVE

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>DEATH TOLL
>DEATH TOLL
>DEATH TOLL
>DEATH TOLL
>DEATH TOLL
>DEATH TOLL

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WORLD ENDS EARTH DAY 2020
DIGITS

Danish Queen to hold speech at 08:00pm (UTC+1)

user last night around 3-4am said that queen would do this and shut down the country with effective martial law in less than 48 hours

See you on the other side bros.

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THE HERD IS STRONG
Over the top and march slowly at the enemy, lads

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

Post one, get one for free

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NEW YORK IS FUCKED,
NEW YORK IS FUCKED,
NEW YORK IS FUCKED,
NEW YORK IS FUCKED,
NEW YORK IS FUCKED,
NEW YORK IS FUCKED,

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America should pay for spreading wars

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Lol still no "100k infected in Ohio" warning in OP.
How long has it been stuck at no warning in OP? Five days? Six days?

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tom brady leaving patriots
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28915341/tom-brady-says-goodbye-patriots-social-media

HERD CHADS REPORT IN

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>co-worker literally just fucking gave me like 3 pounds of bulk candy because "he regretted buying it"
Thanks for the free calories and barter goods lmao

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Cite full post number

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>economy economy economy

why aren't the cases going up? is it over already?

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We will never not have our burgers.

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not ADE related and while neuroinvasive potential has shown up, it's not common enough to say for sure that it's a key factor of the infection
That said, SARS-CoV did have these factors so it's a possibility

Wuhan right now. Italy soon, then UK, US last.
lol
Test kits are limited.

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>Ireland on lockdown
Tfw starting work in the hospital tomorrow

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Give me this strain of Corona chan. Rares only please.

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Almost 190k

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WASH!
YOUR!
HANDS!

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SOUTHERN SOUTH AMERICA IS DOOM!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

:D

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Burgers...

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why

DID HE ANNOUNCE LOCKDOWN YET

because i forgot
► Detected: 189,758 ► Died: 7,518

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Actually a smart move - even though it's heavily unhealthy.

Amazon deliveries are FUCKED. Prime delivery was quietly removed from the site completely. Everything is more than a week out.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239940558661050368
Leaf-land is done

They're on damage control. No testing, no release of new information. They don't want people to see just how bad it is. Which is why you should coom for Corona-chan and offer her power, so she cooms for you in peace and love.

mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
GET YOUR CORONA-CHANS HERE, SPREAD HER MESSAGE FELLOW BELIEVERS!

When will the US be under quarantine?

I MISSED THE FIRST FEW MINUTES WHAT DID TRUMP SAY

"stars and politicians will demonstrate HOW TO WASH YOUR HANDS"
-Tedros
can't wait for that tbqh

The cure is likely to be placed in fast food and other industrial food goods without any documentation of where they are made, if america is actually the creator of this biologicial weapon.

BASED

How are they expecting wagies to even show up to work?

It's looking like the happening might be a bit more boring than we thought. Numbers and deaths will even out, lockdowns be lifted, and then a smaller wave again, and so on for probably the next year.

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Trump knows what up

this was 3 day when i checked on friday

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Pick your side now cause you won't get to change later you pathetic worm

>shithole irrelevant province
>wonders why no one cares

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>200k milkers soon

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Tiananmen Square 1989

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based

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user said 200k is ready and waiting for the numbers

How specific do you want to be ? Same hair/eye color or just somewhat similar looking ?

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nothing of value

In about 2 hours we will find out that infected in Italy are less than 2000
Happeningfags btfo

It wont
Too big, too dumb, the country and the people

>turning off the water before you're done