No corona deaths in russia

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they just don't test or report cases. It's how they got their HIV epidemic under control.

Vodka

Racism and nationalism.

The real chess play is that Russia engineered the virus and made it look like China did it. To pit the US and China against each other.

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> muh gommunism
Take you pills boomer, it's not 1962 anymore.

Germany is reporting.
It's just that Germany has the best critical care infrastructure. I. E. They have an insane amount of ventilators. So they can keep people with ARDS alive indefinitely on ventilators, even people with low or no chance of recovery.
Eventually they will run out of ventilators like everyone else.

Russia is pretending corona doesn't exist.

At least in Moscow, they started closing schools like a month ago... they also closed the boarder with China like right away. Most of the cases in Russia are people returning from Europe.

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I'm glad you came to the right place to ask that question.

Poland got this shit because faggot from germany bring it, as usual.

>Russia is pretending corona doesn't exist.
Yeah, that's why corona news literally everywhere on every media, and goverment building new hospitals like China did.

>2020
>Russia
>communist

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basically this but also shit me in the ass

>believing china

Vodka.
And being the masterrace

Siberia gulag for the ones reporting

Same as with fucking us you FUCKING ARSCHLOCH.
THE DON'T TEST THE DEAD EITHER!

STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

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Lying and denial as usual.

>the only people who infected with corona are the ones returning form Europe and States
When will westniggers stop spreading their* disease?

Beets.
Borsht makes strong.

no testing

>The Berlin wall coming down was all a hoax!

>what is their health secret?
Rig the stats, impose censorship and have totally loyal population. Pretty much this. Even in Iran people use some telegram chats and other shit that's why even the ayatollah had to admit some level of happening, while here everyone blindly believes anything the TV says.

Last time I checked, we're 4th in the world by the amount of performed tests.
ourworldindata.org/covid-testing

They aren't globalist retards like we are.

Bullet

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Tight control of information flows.

It's just a flu, bro. Northern people get it, I'll assume you're Azerbaijan or some such.

That's utter propaganda. Schools are closed since march 21 only. Only on march 17 they allowed stuednts to attend at their own discretion.
>closed the boarder with China
Simply not true. STFU kremlinshill.

Liar. It's the borscht and you know it. Now stop hoarding beets.
Give them to us. Please.

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>"few cases" in Russia
>tight-looped microcontrolled information environment
>"few cases" in Ukraine
>pretty much non-existent state at this point, noone to report even if it happens

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>Simply not true. STFU kremlinshill.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-30/russia-closing-border-with-china-to-affect-people-not-goods
Its takes literally 1 google search to see dosens western media reporting on it.

you didn‘t understand yet. germany has a very good tracking and the number of infected are much closer to reality than in italy or spain. that means the death rate is actually very low and much lower than reported. it also means italy and spain has tens of thousands more infected than the official numbers

top kek, you must be an actual braindead to believe r*ssian """statistics"""

Russian supermarkets are empty.

Pic from Moscow

Arab and chink visible.

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Vodka isle isn't empty

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Vodak

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we also have no deaths and if it wasnt for that son of a bitch who comed from israel it would all have been alright

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record all corona deaths as pneumonia

Vodka. Gallons and gallons of vodka.

low population density

>Serbia? They speak Russian there, right?

Did some asshole leave an open bag there¡

They went full Madagascar and are screening everyone coming in and locking down.
Russia developed one of the first Corona testing methodologies and deployed it in airports too. Those confirmed cases are mostly people who were in China or Italy and they are all forced into quarantine for up to a month.
Basically Russia did the right thing. The US is slowly building towards doing the same but we still haven't rolled out mass screening because no socialized healthcare

Pickled and fermented foods.

not a bag.. but coffee cup, yes..

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also this
easily deceived mutts

There was an 'explosion' at a bioweapons factory in Siberia last fall.
You may be onto something. If right then based Russia.

We're about 2 weeks behind you. Deaths will come

>vodka aisle

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You guys still had Communism in 1982 lol.

Behold the "Russian" eurosovok

Just like in the good ol days

closing the borders early

They all die before they reach 70+ years

not anymore, average LE was 74 years in 2018

Paracetamol and Vodka in the morning, afternoon and night, in my case also 1-2 packs of cigs a day

Hide

I think the same store

reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8e00tw/the_vodka_aisle_in_a_supermarket_in_moscow/

>Globus supermarket
>22-й км Hoвopижcкoгo ш., вл.1, cтp.1, Moscow, Russia, 121500

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Yes, no one goes there

It's actually very comfy I have such a view everytime and idk it makes me to actually feel good and warm

Low population density outside of major cities and CHAD CHINGIS KHAN GENETICS.

>vodka aisle

squats x failure

If you shoot Corona patients, they can't die from the disease.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>"Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure." - Prince Vladimir

they lie unabashedly. lots of open borders and mixing by the chinese border. all the "russians" look like chinks in khaborovsk.

No autopsies dumbass

They closed their borders back in January and told everyone trying to enter the country to fuck off.

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

you don't have vodka isles?

its too cold for viruses

viruses don't like too much cold or heat

too hot is the reason the souther hemisphere also doesn't have as much corona

>trust me bro

>not having a vodka isle
They have vodka isle, beer isle, wine isle and whiskey/brandy isle in my mall. Just bought a bit bottle of whiskey for the quarantine yesterday. Usually I buy beer but it's not very practical for a quarantine

> health secret?
lack of testing

>bit
big I mean