Brit/pol/ - Ngubu on suicide watch

>bbc.co.uk/news/health-51915302
Government appeals to social cohesion they've undermined and destroyed for 50 years with anti-white propaganda and mass immigration now big line is going down

>dailymail.co.uk/news/coronavirus/index.html
Normalfags beg for neoliberal capitalism to restart ASAP so they can go back to being browbeaten serfs for Jewry

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First for Moat

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Nice commie image.

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First for Herd

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How to get lats that big?

First for powerlevels

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I've been seeing this, why's mine so low?

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Wagies Rise Up!
Homeworking through the Coronovirus,
we will smite the Neets from this board.

Neet today: online at home eat chicken tendies.
Neet bux: £8 max a day from JSA

Wagie today: same as Neet
Wagie bux: full salary ££££

SUCK IT NEETS WE WON IN THE END

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second for black cock

Oh stop with populist speeches and work fast woman

Ask Daisyfag but I'm fine with it being there honestly

Because you have a breakdown every time anonymong larps as you

>New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is not considering state-wide quarantine FOR NOW but reveals 19% of people who've tested positive for coronavirus in NY have been hospitalized and warns crisis will peak in 45 days
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8121829/New-York-Gov-Andrew-Cuomo-rules-quarantine.html
>19% hospitalisation rate
>half of hospital admissions will die, this will jump to 100% once the hospitals are overwhelmed
this thing is even deadlier than SARS. the (((WHO)))'s 3.4% fatality rate is bullshit.

unironically coming down with a cold lads, bit chesty and got that spaced feeling you get, not corona though cos i havn't been out

I have one of the highest power levels imo
Who else takes what I do and keeps coming back every 3-days after being banned

I'm undefeatable, just a fleshwound etcetc

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You're a fucking retard is what you are

come on lass, you most definitely don't.
The only person who could arguably have a lower power level than you is nads, and that's cause he's dead.

This

Guess what I am thinking of

youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2EjNjRjgg

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UNI'S CLOSED LADS

BBC

>Guess what I am thinking of

pube is closer to suicide than i am at least

Oh ffs this image was a onet time bant, it's become my curse now, may have to increase my own power level.

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I'm sure he'll raise it if you have another 3am real talk with me and him again, or he'll lower it, he's a bit of an enigma

Why are you so beastly?

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I don't even know who you are and I've been here more or less since the start.

i just love black dick

ED

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/17/pandemic-coronavirus-economy-benefit-payment-workers

Sorry lad we all love you really and want to protect you

Pubes clean and has a gf (for)now, he's also made a promise not to have a go at us (you're not included in that)

Some old fuck was stood in the pub doorway at lunch time, coughing for two minutes straight. He hacked up three globules of sputum, and had the good grace to spit on the path instead of the steps. Nobody said a word. I resolved to make a post about it on brit/pol/ to do my bit.

Saw no paki rape gangs. They were always hanging around in the nineties, but I haven't seen any pakis with schoolgirls for seven years. Maybe the nutcase camgirl who just keeps repeating the same things is onto something.

no freakouts here yet heh.

>(you're not included in that)
source? >:(

Pube is clean (for) now

They've been here a month or 2

the UK coronavirus CFR is holding steadily at around 50%. this is in line with (but worse than) italy's CFR of 44%. going by these numbers, this virus is deadlier than MERS. it's been shown to be even more contagious than measles too.

You love it, I've got the task of writing a description of every tripfag/namefag, that's my curse

This

>girlfriend called me from the bathroom to say she'd done shaving and was ready to shower together
>got in and let her started washing me
>we're making out under the stream and she asks if there was anything I wanted to try with her now that we're self-isolated for a few weeks
>said not really, no
>she's been distant and uncommunicative since

What gives?

Me mate Moaty!

My post took fucking ages to go through and now you've made me look like a plagiarizing spastic, cheers.

>said not really, no
you dun fucked it lad

But is it even more contagious than disco?

youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5V3OZdIZM

>Some old fuck was stood in the pub doorway at lunch time, coughing for two minutes straight. He hacked up three globules of sputum.

Nasty, would of got the fuck out of that vicinity within a second.

L-lads, is Ngubu gonna make it?

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What's the source of pic related please

>>said not really, no
>>she's been distant and uncommunicative since
>
>What gives?

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Is that you Gazza mate?

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>month or 2
Why do new tripfags always appear?
Or are they just the alter egos of the same old guys?

She wants a BBC

>Making out
She's completely repulsed by your Yankisms

Ahhh why can't Trump complete normal sentences

help

just been doing a bit of light reading before bed every night lately

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because i’m a girl and more important then you

>yet

>source
Me and Daisyfag, it's all pretty much up to daisyfag though. It's one thing expecting him not to have a go at us, but you? That's not doable.

How ye dein' marra?

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She sees no value in herself as anything other than a sex object and thinks you're losing interest by not being a stupid horny teenager.

>China begins clinical trials for its first coronavirus vaccine developed by the nation's top military bio-warfare expert
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8121567/Coronavirus-vaccine-developed-Chinas-military-bio-warfare-expert-begins-clinical-trial.html
there will be no vaccine. this virus has ADE, just like SARS and MERS.

Peter Hitchens targets weed smokers like they're literal murderers. He blames the use of cannabis as one of the main reasons there's violence in this country lol

>summer footy is cancelled
fuckn 'ell wot arr me and my m8s gonna do now?

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No need to worry, he's always wif us.

This sounds so bizarre lol

got nae head left, but apart from that not bad aye

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What are all the coomers going to do when they're in isolation and they've ran out of tissues

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She wants you to do crazy apocalypse sex to her, obviously. Indulge her, retard. You can name the girl Charona in 9 months.

>The Evil Empire
kek I remember that doing the rounds on youtube and British radio stations.
Oh god.

use the tissue box

>Not having a wank sock

Your internet's done you mate

suggest separating for 7 days as she sounds like she has the virus

Socks and ashtrays

She wanted you to piss on her you idiot.

>we have biotics inside the perimeter

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Jokes on you anglo

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why would he exclude me from that?

Top favourite of shitlibs and unironic Neon Nazis

Lookin well there like pal, sorry t' hear aboot yer heed like.

Socks are emergency tissues disguised as foot warmers mate.

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I don't know a single person who gets violent when they're high, they become the opposite.
Weed is unironcially stopping all the blacks from stabbing everyone.

Steroids

Use socks.

t. Cooming expert

>>said not really, no
lmao, thats a bucket of cold water right away

First for total collapse and evolutionary bottleneck that is the hidden whitepill.

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the overall CFR for this virus is sitting at 9% now, up from 8% yesterday. this is including all of the bullshit "recovered" figures from china though. the real CFR is probably around 30-40%.

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nahh it was something like, those susceptible to schizo who don't smoke weed, are way less likely to flip out than those that do. i'm not saying it's a demon drug, but it's not totally harmless.

The deal was Daisyfag doesn't lower his powerlevel if he doesn't have a go at us as a collective. You're unique in the sense that we know we can never stop him when it comes to you. I also tried to get him to stay clean and it didn't work, he's managed that on his own

where is gordon brown when you need him

Do you think during air aids in the war people just stayed in bed or did the religiously got there anderson shelters

>TUI is applying for government aid
>it’ll get it
>meanwhile the Tories leave small businesses to crumble
This recession is going to make the elite a lot of fucking money!

all women do

>air aids

ftw no gf to impregnate during an epidemic

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Gonna bring some estonian coronavirus with me lads when I come back

they could use towels as well i suppose you could get a lot of use from a towel they will be turning them into sheets of cardboard

Cum into the toilet.
Takes some gymnastics and imagination but it's possible.

Disgusting

i thought u wer a pedo?

>could have made your gf dress up like an anime cat girl and take it in the pooper
>”not really, no”
Fags like you deserve to get cucked

Yeah I get you mate, I'm just against those who do thing it's a demon drug. I believe that it can be harmful but in relation to something with alcohol it's nothing imo