/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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MAGA

New baker needed

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The WHO is corrupt.

globalresearch.ca/politics-corruption-who/5702045

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Confess your sins, /ptg/.

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>Barbosa was being such a nigger Jewdoranigger had to bake

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Uh oh, a gun owner talking Revolution!

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Anime is gay. Grow up, manchildren.

MAGA

I'm a bit too angry. God guide me.

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I'm just too damn based and amazing

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Forgive me father for I have simped :(

>rely on niggers and Jews
>be constantly disappointed
Who could have predicted this?

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GO HOME SPRING BREAKERS

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MAGA
Thx for bakin pardner

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Posts ending in a 5 get FREE money from the money printer
But
If your post ends in a 4 you have to dine on some primo chinese bat cuisine.

Some people prefer the smell of their own farts. I prefer the smell of others’

Meant for

No problem and observed and holy shit

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why the fuck do people keep saying nobody is getting tested, test kits don't exist, there is a backlog for test results, etc. but every fucking "news" website has a list of celebrities that are testing positive?
the fuck is going on here?

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when do we ban makeup and end the roastoid menace for good

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I have a coworker who went on vacation to Ireland two weeks ago, saying the coronavirus was no bid deal, and now he's trapped there

congratz

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> New baker needed
Sorry mate, got an impromptu meeting. Next one is back on me, thanks for taking over

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Really made me think

Lying faced pony soldier

"You can't stand on ice cream with a shovel"
~Joe Biden (probably)

>the fuck is going on here?
Literally kikes and their communist good goys trying to tank the economy to keep Trump from winning the election.

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No problem m8

this real?

I know a guy who went to Ireland two weeks ago too

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We need a bigger baker pool.

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Hoping for 5's

How's the neet life treating you guys? Getting paid to pay ck2 all day and occasionally message someone on slack is pretty great

Don't think too hard about it, John.

checked

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The midnight man?

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It's the only way they can get (you)s with the movies being gone.

Yeah, but fuckups happen even when there are people fighting to bake

Bu bu bu but it's just a

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The fuckers are still mobbing the grocery. When will you guys have what you need already?

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I'm out of work. Gimme 2 grand a month, I'll bake these threads 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Pay me nigga.

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> that pun

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i fuck hookers

Just vooted for the employing orange down in Florida. Corona scared everyone looking like low turnout from where i’m standing.

checked and likely correct
everyone who refused to participate in the nickname circlejerks was run off

They're sperging about there not being enough kits to test every hypochondriac on demand

my thirst for ass-paper is unquenchable

UNIVERSAL HELFCAIR IS A YOUMUN ROIGHT

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We have been done since January. U new?

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WCIA 3

kek

> Gimme 2 grand a month
What about 1 grand and another candidate?

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I keep female Twitch streamers on a 2nd screen while doing work or vidya, including while surfing /ptg/
i-it's good background noise

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blessed are those who praise

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I hate myself and the only reason I drag my ass out of bed every day and dont An Hero is my son.

They're such cretins, I don't know how anyone could stand that.

What the heck is Trump going to announce at this press conference? I know that one of you must have inside info
I want to make some big dick trades and make money

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You're a good dad, if there's any reason to not hate yourself, that's the one

where in fl?

that he is activating the national guard to keep nignogs off the streets during coronavirus outbreak

> TRANNIES BTFO
THANKS BASED IDAHO

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Hey, if everyone started getting a $1000 a month from the government. Can they call J. G. Wentworth for a free quote?

>*I have a structured settlement and I need cash now … call J. G. Wentworth!

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trannies BTFO
No, nigger. I want money in exchange for my services. That's a far cry from microwang's UBI meme
and then there's this heretic

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Lee County. Boomerville, I could tell everyone in the office thought I was a lefty until I grabbed my ballet. Got friendlier after that lol.

That graph suggests Corona virus is over.
Now that's cash money.

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Based father

>reeeeeeeee stealthing in legislation during a crisis is only ok when WE do it, fucking mormons

Blessed am I
Blessed is this user
>55 get
Damn dude

user told us about the TERFs.

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> WELL ANONS?

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>until I grabbed my ballet

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FUNNY ORANGE MAN SOOO RACIST HAHAHA

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>Free money
This is gradeschooler level of economics understanding

Every Single Time

washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/16/casino-bailout-coronavirus-congress/

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> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Lung Pao
>Shanghi Shivers

looks like we're live, Trump should be out any minute

We call it covid19 when you’re not around

True.
And I'm working cows at the moment.

>RACIST
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as racism, is in fact, Marxism/Cuckoldry, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Marxism plus Cuckoldry. Marxism is not a logical philosophy unto itself, but rather another retarded component of a fully functioning cuckold nigger made useful by the Marxcuck books, subreddits and and nigger screeching comprising a full nonsense term as defined by Yas Forums.

Many Yas Forums users speak a modified version of the Marxist system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Marxism which is widely used today is often called "Racism", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Marxist system, developed by the Marxist conspiracy.

It really is a marxist nonsense term, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the Marxist system they use. Marxism is the kernel: the program in the country that allocates the machine's resources to the other niggers that you pay taxes for. The cuckoldry is an essential part of an marxist system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating marxist system. Cuckoldry is normally used in combination with the Marxist system: the whole system is basically Cuckoldry with Marxism added, or Marxim/Cuckoldry. All the so-called "Racist" distributions are Cuckoldry.

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>he doesn’t vote through interpretive dance
NEVER gonna make it.

TRUMP SPEAKING

Got my march bonus just in time to put 30% of it into stocks at the lowest

BAHAHAHAHA

I just call it 'chink sickness'. That's cool right?

link?

CHINKITUS

ching chong ping pong go back to your fucking country
a rare based post from Dave

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I have a Jew living in my attic.

“Yellow Cough”

> working cows
H-Hucows?

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ustv247.tv/foxnewslive/

Great!
How do we give all those faggots Corona

>I'm working cows at the moment
You do the inseminatin'?
>vote through interpretive dance
This made me laugh harder than it should have.

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Slut pills are dangerous! They cause pollution and wreck female hormones! Tax their production and provide relief for small businesses suffering from Coronavirus! MAGA!

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im gay.. but ive only been with one guy in past 2 years

Everybody keep an eye on Illinois tonight.

Not this Dave fellow

Do you fuck her (it)?

FUCK THE VIRUS NIGGA WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BAILOUT

youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

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thx

Kek, Im choreographing the dance for Joe or Butt Edge Edge in my head.

Pence looking frosty.

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They actually do. My gf was legitimately crazy when taking birth control (crying over the smallest things and flying into random fits of rage), and improved immediately after stopping.

Seems like I'm finally getting my wish of states passing anti-tranny stuff.
I WISH.
No. I'm just moving them into the headshoot so they can get their meds.

That's just a rat user, easy mistake to make.

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He’s got that spark building in his gaze.

>Tax their production
Or we could ban them

He just got done zapping a fag before the presser

>My maserati does 185
>I got the wu flu and now I don't drive

>stop the racism
Never happening while China's disgusting behavior and practices continue to be shared in videos across the internet. It's too late to close the lid on all of that.

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Stop pushing this gay simp word you fucking kikes

Soon....

Oh good then Biden will call out the CCP since it is not a race.

Make them mandatory for niggers though

Checked

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Pence looks like hes ready to explode homo heads mentally.

Oh, he actually mentioned it this time. Cool.
Morning fren. Mike's the Iceman. That's why they call him Mr. Freeze.

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It’s a fake psyop. Anyone who has corona is a crisis actor

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Nobody gives a fuck about this virus since most liberals and journos spend more time screaming about racism than anything else

Surely you mean the CPC

FRY THE RICE

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Trump is on skynews now and he sounds fucked

Checked

PENCE RALLY

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>If I was making a movie called The Life of Val Kilmer I still wouldnt cast that asshole.
Hey fren, hope you’re enjoying yourself and everyone you love isnt dead.

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When you retards say this everyday it really loses effect

Stoners passing weed around are going to be the main vectors soon.

huh that would explain the 'bronchitis' everyone got right after Christmas.

Pence is always frosty even when he's sparky.

>it's real
twitter.com/weijia/status/1239923246801334283

Kek, even Teen Vogue doesn't hide what books Hitler was actually burning
>archive.is/V31Ub
>The Nazis exploited existing laws to attack the LGBTQ community, but the legacy of their enforcement practices lingered for decades. It took East Germany until 1968 and West Germany until 1994 to repeal the laws Nazis used to persecute LGBTQ people. Modern-day Germany only just officially voided those charges this June.

Check’d and true

He can halt the next election though. It'll backfire.

He's not wrong though. You can't just shut down the economy through the unconstitutional Fauci Lockdown, and then not compensate people. Boeing is a long-failed dinosaur and they will almost certainly horde the majority of the money.