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>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
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>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
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>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
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>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
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>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
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>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
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>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
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>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
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MAGA
New baker needed
The WHO is corrupt.
Confess your sins, /ptg/.
>Barbosa was being such a nigger Jewdoranigger had to bake
Uh oh, a gun owner talking Revolution!
Anime is gay. Grow up, manchildren.
MAGA
I'm a bit too angry. God guide me.
I'm just too damn based and amazing
Forgive me father for I have simped :(
>rely on niggers and Jews
>be constantly disappointed
Who could have predicted this?
GO HOME SPRING BREAKERS
MAGA
Thx for bakin pardner
Posts ending in a 5 get FREE money from the money printer
But
If your post ends in a 4 you have to dine on some primo chinese bat cuisine.
Some people prefer the smell of their own farts. I prefer the smell of others’
Meant for
No problem and observed and holy shit
why the fuck do people keep saying nobody is getting tested, test kits don't exist, there is a backlog for test results, etc. but every fucking "news" website has a list of celebrities that are testing positive?
the fuck is going on here?
when do we ban makeup and end the roastoid menace for good
I have a coworker who went on vacation to Ireland two weeks ago, saying the coronavirus was no bid deal, and now he's trapped there
congratz
> New baker needed
Sorry mate, got an impromptu meeting. Next one is back on me, thanks for taking over
Really made me think
Lying faced pony soldier
"You can't stand on ice cream with a shovel"
~Joe Biden (probably)
>the fuck is going on here?
Literally kikes and their communist good goys trying to tank the economy to keep Trump from winning the election.
No problem m8
this real?
I know a guy who went to Ireland two weeks ago too
We need a bigger baker pool.
Hoping for 5's
How's the neet life treating you guys? Getting paid to pay ck2 all day and occasionally message someone on slack is pretty great
Don't think too hard about it, John.
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The midnight man?
It's the only way they can get (you)s with the movies being gone.
Yeah, but fuckups happen even when there are people fighting to bake
Bu bu bu but it's just a
The fuckers are still mobbing the grocery. When will you guys have what you need already?
I'm out of work. Gimme 2 grand a month, I'll bake these threads 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Pay me nigga.
> that pun
i fuck hookers
Just vooted for the employing orange down in Florida. Corona scared everyone looking like low turnout from where i’m standing.
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everyone who refused to participate in the nickname circlejerks was run off
They're sperging about there not being enough kits to test every hypochondriac on demand
my thirst for ass-paper is unquenchable
UNIVERSAL HELFCAIR IS A YOUMUN ROIGHT
We have been done since January. U new?
WCIA 3
kek
> Gimme 2 grand a month
What about 1 grand and another candidate?
I keep female Twitch streamers on a 2nd screen while doing work or vidya, including while surfing /ptg/
i-it's good background noise
blessed are those who praise
I hate myself and the only reason I drag my ass out of bed every day and dont An Hero is my son.
They're such cretins, I don't know how anyone could stand that.
What the heck is Trump going to announce at this press conference? I know that one of you must have inside info
I want to make some big dick trades and make money
You're a good dad, if there's any reason to not hate yourself, that's the one
where in fl?
that he is activating the national guard to keep nignogs off the streets during coronavirus outbreak
> TRANNIES BTFO
THANKS BASED IDAHO
Hey, if everyone started getting a $1000 a month from the government. Can they call J. G. Wentworth for a free quote?
>*I have a structured settlement and I need cash now … call J. G. Wentworth!
trannies BTFO
No, nigger. I want money in exchange for my services. That's a far cry from microwang's UBI meme
and then there's this heretic
Lee County. Boomerville, I could tell everyone in the office thought I was a lefty until I grabbed my ballet. Got friendlier after that lol.
That graph suggests Corona virus is over.
Now that's cash money.
Based father
>reeeeeeeee stealthing in legislation during a crisis is only ok when WE do it, fucking mormons
Blessed am I
Blessed is this user
>55 get
Damn dude
user told us about the TERFs.
> WELL ANONS?
>until I grabbed my ballet
FUNNY ORANGE MAN SOOO RACIST HAHAHA
>Free money
This is gradeschooler level of economics understanding
Every Single Time
> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Lung Pao
>Shanghi Shivers
looks like we're live, Trump should be out any minute
We call it covid19 when you’re not around
True.
And I'm working cows at the moment.
>RACIST
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as racism, is in fact, Marxism/Cuckoldry, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Marxism plus Cuckoldry. Marxism is not a logical philosophy unto itself, but rather another retarded component of a fully functioning cuckold nigger made useful by the Marxcuck books, subreddits and and nigger screeching comprising a full nonsense term as defined by Yas Forums.
Many Yas Forums users speak a modified version of the Marxist system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Marxism which is widely used today is often called "Racism", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Marxist system, developed by the Marxist conspiracy.
It really is a marxist nonsense term, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the Marxist system they use. Marxism is the kernel: the program in the country that allocates the machine's resources to the other niggers that you pay taxes for. The cuckoldry is an essential part of an marxist system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating marxist system. Cuckoldry is normally used in combination with the Marxist system: the whole system is basically Cuckoldry with Marxism added, or Marxim/Cuckoldry. All the so-called "Racist" distributions are Cuckoldry.
>he doesn’t vote through interpretive dance
NEVER gonna make it.
TRUMP SPEAKING
Got my march bonus just in time to put 30% of it into stocks at the lowest
BAHAHAHAHA
I just call it 'chink sickness'. That's cool right?
link?
CHINKITUS
ching chong ping pong go back to your fucking country
a rare based post from Dave
I have a Jew living in my attic.
“Yellow Cough”
> working cows
H-Hucows?
Great!
How do we give all those faggots Corona
>I'm working cows at the moment
You do the inseminatin'?
>vote through interpretive dance
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
Slut pills are dangerous! They cause pollution and wreck female hormones! Tax their production and provide relief for small businesses suffering from Coronavirus! MAGA!
im gay.. but ive only been with one guy in past 2 years
Everybody keep an eye on Illinois tonight.
Not this Dave fellow
Do you fuck her (it)?
FUCK THE VIRUS NIGGA WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BAILOUT
thx
Kek, Im choreographing the dance for Joe or Butt Edge Edge in my head.
Pence looking frosty.
They actually do. My gf was legitimately crazy when taking birth control (crying over the smallest things and flying into random fits of rage), and improved immediately after stopping.
Seems like I'm finally getting my wish of states passing anti-tranny stuff.
I WISH.
No. I'm just moving them into the headshoot so they can get their meds.
That's just a rat user, easy mistake to make.
He’s got that spark building in his gaze.
>Tax their production
Or we could ban them
He just got done zapping a fag before the presser
>My maserati does 185
>I got the wu flu and now I don't drive
>stop the racism
Never happening while China's disgusting behavior and practices continue to be shared in videos across the internet. It's too late to close the lid on all of that.
Stop pushing this gay simp word you fucking kikes
Soon....
Oh good then Biden will call out the CCP since it is not a race.
Make them mandatory for niggers though
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Pence looks like hes ready to explode homo heads mentally.
Oh, he actually mentioned it this time. Cool.
Morning fren. Mike's the Iceman. That's why they call him Mr. Freeze.
It’s a fake psyop. Anyone who has corona is a crisis actor
Nobody gives a fuck about this virus since most liberals and journos spend more time screaming about racism than anything else
Surely you mean the CPC
FRY THE RICE
Trump is on skynews now and he sounds fucked
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PENCE RALLY
>If I was making a movie called The Life of Val Kilmer I still wouldnt cast that asshole.
Hey fren, hope you’re enjoying yourself and everyone you love isnt dead.
When you retards say this everyday it really loses effect
Stoners passing weed around are going to be the main vectors soon.
huh that would explain the 'bronchitis' everyone got right after Christmas.
Pence is always frosty even when he's sparky.
Kek, even Teen Vogue doesn't hide what books Hitler was actually burning
>archive.is
>The Nazis exploited existing laws to attack the LGBTQ community, but the legacy of their enforcement practices lingered for decades. It took East Germany until 1968 and West Germany until 1994 to repeal the laws Nazis used to persecute LGBTQ people. Modern-day Germany only just officially voided those charges this June.
Check’d and true
He can halt the next election though. It'll backfire.
He's not wrong though. You can't just shut down the economy through the unconstitutional Fauci Lockdown, and then not compensate people. Boeing is a long-failed dinosaur and they will almost certainly horde the majority of the money.