/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2193

>spray this at my funeral

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>most americans don't even have $1000 in savings
>about to be quarantined for possibly months

what could possibly go wrong

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>being poor in canada

just get gibz

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buy from small grocery stores or even gas stations. less crowds too.

>New York State now has 1374 confirmed cases statewide. New York City now at 644 confirmed cases, 187 new. 12 fatalities in New York statewide.

>Indiana confirms 2nd coronavirus death

>US State Leaderboard
96 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA & NY
12 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead
>IN & VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead

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Imagine living like this

>absolute state of the mutts

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STACK SHELVES FOR THE STATE

No, stay safe.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Post one, get one for free

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>Free pornhub premium for everyone here in spain

LADS I CAN'T STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Would some user be kind and post the guy dancing outside in a hazmat suit webm.

Cite full file number

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Am I missing anything brehs?

open.spotify.com/playlist/0dgM4mCm6oESwrJRbYPaSe?si=ZQ9EQKn5TUOlHyv8LlwBGA

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START THE PRINTERS

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How it's ours fault ? Dude most pol/ prepared since January.
And normies are not on Yas Forums so, it's normies who fucked you over not us.
Also you should stock this shit in feburary when you had a warning, now it's yours fault only.

The best thing about all this is all the people on food stamps are literally going to be unable to purchase food, not because there's no money, but because the stores are completely bare. Chimpouts beyond your comprehension are coming.

Anyone have the link with all the corona related videos in folders?

NUKE CHINA NOW

checked

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The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

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It was america's vihruss

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have you too been spending the whole of corona-chans journey listening to synthwave? I find its the appropriate style of music for such times
youtube.com/watch?v=0KKIO4tThOE

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How are you? It's all mild and very bearable but I'm still worried because it really fucks up some people.

Red arrow goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Denmark going martial law

>youtu.be/q2tarP0SuQ4
Here flipbro

Will there be a new holiday for this after it's over?

The degenerates shall be culled
This is Yahweh's wrath
>china tries to re-write entire bible
>gets btfo
>spreads to places filled with degeracy the most
West coast of America and NYCA will become Wuhan levels, I for one welcome his divine punishment for the faggotry that has fallen on earth.

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>jews still thinking this is actually important to people who might die or lose a loved one

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If you faggot had payed any attention during the 2.5 months we told you shit was gonna hit the fan you'd have bought something anytime before literally all the normies panicked.

SOUTH AMERICA IS DOOM!!!!!

Brazil +118

Chile +45

Peru +31

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We are the official chads of the happening
Join the /herd/, virgins.

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Trump's not wrong for the first and the last though.

>Americans still haven't locked anything down other than a few counties in California
>5K+ cases so far
>Federal gov't is floundering, told states "you're on your own" when states asked about getting medical supplies
>Pentagon came out and said they don't have the ability to construct emergency hospitals or care facilities so they're not going to bother
>people still going out in huge crowds, students using time off from school to travel and party
a fate well deserved

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So, two weeks ago I had to go to Minnesota to visit my family. The day I left home was the day it was announced Corona Chan made it to the state.

Day before I'm about to go home, my father who I've been with the whole time gets a cough and sore throat. And other relatives accidentally associated with a confirmed case. I am escaping back home today and I am so incredibly fucked. I have 1 mask and tons of gloves to protect others, but I have roommates. I don't want to accidentally hurt anyone.

How long do I have to isolate myself to a single room to see if I have Corona? I would starve myself if necessary to protect my roommates.

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>DAILY CASES IN ITALY ALREADY DECLINING
WTF CORONA-CHAN?

Lockdown when

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How can I last longer during sex? Any tips?

IT'S WORKING

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Says who

Give 158059748812 nice german user

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>still not on lockdown

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based, the herd will always prevail

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LETS COOOOOOOOOOM

NORTH DAKOTA 1 CASE CLUB

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And yet there are lolbertarians in burgerland crying about the tiny amount of quarantine measures

>$8000 in savings
>$70,000/year salary guaranteed through 2023
>playing market volatility with put options, making an extra $500-$1000 per week investing

Now all I have to do is sit back, and watch the rest of America chimp out. Feels great desu

Had an asthma attack this morning. Still have a cough this afternoon. Dry, and a bit painful. Lungs feel weird, warm. Sore throat on and off. No fever at all though. What do you retards reckon?

Here in Prague they do walk-in tests in the tents, but I don't dare go to actually catch it. I have been coofing since last Thursday, coof has been disappearing. 900gr of Vitamin C regularly, some pain medication the days before. Now, barely any throat pain. Breathing was fine throughout. Headache, fatigue all throughout until today. I started with symptoms on last Wednesday. I hope it is not corona-chan. Fiancé had slight fatigue but other than that fine, must be asymptomatic. Feels good.

Fugg lads I woke up 2 mornings ago with a mildly sore throat, little worse yesterday, a little better today but now I’ve got a slight tightness starting in my chest. No fever, no cough, no runny nose...just sore throat and now a tightening in my chest....am I kill? Is this the onset?

1582993525256

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Except you forgot that 17% of the total population is aged 65 and older, and 25-30% 50 and older.
Second, the virus can hit limit your lung capacity by 25-30% as per the article in OP, as it permanently damages your organs at the same time.

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Why tho?
I'm probably already infected anyway

They may be running out of kits user, shit got real there fast
Don't fap ever
Think about weird shit during such

Spread its Glory, brother. Do not die a coward.

reminder that shutdownies think they just need to sit at home and play vidya for 2 weeks to avoid getting sick.
2 years and you might be closer, i hope you own your own farm anons

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>i see europoors accepting the herd mentality
Don't really like using the term but people are such fucking NPCs.

It's important for everyone with a VPN.

>I don't want to accidentally hurt anyone.
it's your duty to spread Corona-chan's gift

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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>you now remember when JFKanon said when Brazil started climbing it was going to do Iron Man numbers
carlos....... i dont feel so good........

We did it! Economy saved!

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Canada with USA were working first on this strain. Then it was sold or gave to China so they can work on it too.
USA knew about this outbreak since 2012 or before, Trump was informed before his presidency even started(Can post proof if requested, but it will be in Polish language with English subtitles).
China lost control, or released the virus on the purpose.
It's all planned and what will happen next is very interesting.
We might witness empty shops, while most of us have savings, if this hit will keep on going, without the cure, in the next 4 years amount of deaths might reach 1 Bilion.
Beautiful times indeed.

me
youtube.com/watch?v=xL3MBMim36E

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Wait my ass

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> he doesn't know
hello again fellow retard

A

How fucked am i? My director was calling me 2 hours ago. We had emergency meeting in our hospital in Ostrava. I had 3 days off and now They are calling me to work tomorrow. I guess even our second hospital is getting infected. Also we will be working in groups and dont see each other.

Olfactory Disorder Getting Prevalent in Iran amid Coronavirus Outbreak
>In recent weeks, more and more people have reported olfactory and taste disorders in Iranian provinces most hit by the Coronavirus,
ifpnews.com/olfactory-disorder-getting-prevalent-in-iran-amid-coronavirus

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>china: this is the USs fault they did it they're so evil believe us and ignore what you've heard.
>Trump: China-virus
>China: WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120599/Brits-flout-social-distancing-warnings-hits-pubs-clubs.html

OH NO NO NO

2ch.pm/b/src/215750736/15844407827510.mp4

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/herd/ chads unite

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It's fucking terrible and I want out. Going to go full Thoreau soon enough, but I won't come back

can someone post the link to the live stream that shows current rates around the world?

im prepared to trade you 2 internets for it (times are getting tough)

Sometimes I think it's harder knowing what's coming versus the NPCs who don't have a clue.

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Tactical wank not a good idea?

China numba one

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or quit being a little nigger and just let us all download them like here
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

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Oh noes, the old people that fucked up this country will die. I don't care. I'm 0% concerned.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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at least Corona-kami finally solves the Anglo question

Euros and Americans are inherently a disobedient and arrogant people. This is why the virus will hit hardest here. Asians now how to fall in fucking line.

you will be
yesterday Boris got spooked when experts warned him that quarter of a million people in the UK could die

what new news will Canada deliver today?

Fapping before hand can work if you aren't a low t soiboi and can still get a hard on easy

that's fucking hot and checked

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The boarder clossings and lockdowns will only slow the infection rate , when people go back out infections will rise again.

The only way to fix this is to kill every one between 18 and 35 during Lock Down

They are the main super spreaders yet remain uneffected!

They have contributed zero to improve the world and have made it worse!! selfish and self-centered entitled generation

DuckFace
Cam whores
selfies
furries
neets
narcissistic irresponsible Millennials
kids walking into grocery stores and tampering with food is a new trend on the internet
trans kids
drag queen story hour
twitter
they ruiuned comics, star wars/trek , Dr Who . etc etc
they want open boarders , communisum and checks for doing nothing
Give free everything and throw open the borders. What could go wrong?
cancel culture , time to cancel them!!

We must destroy them before they destroy the great people who built this country!

Now. Do. Your! Part!!
Spring breakers pack Florida beach despite coronavirus pandemic

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8119647/Shocking-images-crowds-sand-Clearwater-Beach-Florida-ignoring-coronavirus-warnings.html

nypost.com/2020/03/16/spring-breakers-pack-florida-beach-despite-coronavirus-pandemic/
Las Vegas man, 23, is arrested for wearing a hazmat suit in Walmart and spraying frightened shoppers with an 'unknown liquid' for a 'funny video'
He said the stunt aimed to make him 'famous through Instagram and YouTube'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8121145/Las-Vegas-man-23-arrested-wearing-hazmat-suit-Walmart.html
Videos of kids walking into grocery stores and tampering with food is a new trend on the internet

mix957gr.com/new-viral-video-trend-of-licking-food-and-putting-it-back-is-disgusting/
Atlanta furry convention canceled
“It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that Furry Weekend Atlanta 2020 has been canceled

nypost.com/2020/03/17/atlanta-furry-convention-canceled-due-to-coronavirus/

I don't envy hospital workers now. When you get coughed at 10 hours straight your immune system will be overwhelmed eventually and if czechia is anything like austria personal protective equipment for workers is rather basic because of muh costs.

why isnt the fed just letting the value of USD go up again?
oh... right, wagies have $1 in the bank

Sage

>can project force anywhere on the planet
>can't into field hospitals
So FEMA camps confirmed bogus?

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NOOOOO! NOT MY VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THEY WERE SAFE OF THIS KIND OF VIRUS NOOOOOO

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so fucking jealous right now

Seethe

Unironically looking forward to vacancy in the job market.

how will Yas Forums handle this

>minot
Air force nigger for sure

Norf fc

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ITS OFFICIAL YOU CAN NOW CATCH CORONA VIRUS FROM BRAPS

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075609/coronavirus-can-be-transmitted-through-faeces

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Pretty sure my roommate and I both have it, we’re in SC

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY VIDEO GAMERIIINOOOOS!!!! NOT NINTENDOOOOO!!! MY FAVOURITE NOOOOOO!!!!

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Yeah, well joke's on everyone else because I was fine yesterday when I went to placement and fine last week when I went to university, so I could have infected an entire university AND an entire hospital, so if I've got it I've got a lot of phone calls to make.

>government considers you sheep very literally
>your own government is willing to murder many of you so they keep being rich and in power
>you do nothing and love it
Anglos once and for all proven THE ultimate cucks of the world

DISSOLUTION OF PARLIAMENT
FULL BLOWN ANARCHY

Tomorrow (or, later today. It's 1am) the announcement about our national lockdown will be made. Source inside AFP says it was going to be announced on the 20th but it's being pushed forward, will take effect on the 23rd.
Source inside QLD health says it'll take effect on the 20th.
Not sure the scope, whether it will be for certain highly populated areas or nationwide and what exactly it will entail. Seems unlikely to me we would go from business as usual to full national lock down, and we only just issued the directive for all Australians abroad to return home immediately (I'm assuming this is in preparation to ground flights and close border) so they'd surely have to give time enough for people to act on that.
All I know is that if we get locked down before I pick up my Animal Crossing pre-order on Friday, I'm going to go feral.

WHY EVEN LIVE IF AVOIDING BRAPS IS THE COST

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UK =/= Europe you fucking mongoloid nigger IQ faggot.

And housing markets, well be getting million dollar homes at 75% off

We told you to start buying back in January, don't blame us

We have 58, silver medal. Sorry Condorito.

Why aren't we on the countries list?

When does Italy update its numbers?

Looking like it's gonna hit 30k in Italy, with 200k total cases, 100k active...

what a day lads

Wasn't there a direct today or something?

Get a skill and get a higher paying job kiddo

>Anglos don't give a fuck
>Go around Europe spreading it
>Develop chad herd immunity, kill Eurosavages

>b.b..b.but you are the cucks!

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Man i really want a burger now

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How bad is it in Ova?

don't worry about it
just be a good lad and promote the Herd™

>having fun with a government that's willing to kill you just because
>having fun with a government proven to care less about the people than the communist government of China
Even more evidence of anglos ultimate cuckedness

Finally I can buy a cottage

>ruining the game by being a nigger and just devaluing it all

CAM ON THEM YEW FACKIN WANT SUM

I thought they were all rich in Canada.

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Once you smell them once you can never smell them again

Deaths are going to plateau in Italy now screencap this. Yesterday was slightly lower than the day before and the same will be true today

>dad tells me not to talk or joke about the coronavirus because it’s “serious business”
>a month ago my parents called me a doomsday schizo for warning them about the coronavirus and telling them to prep

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in an hour or 2

>seething gypsy lmao
who even needs your country. we probably created it anyway

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>tfw not enough happening in Poland to skip work
I just wanna buy more stuff and pray for Collapse.

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(((they))) did this when they invaded Palestine also.
kinda makes a fella wonder

buy some frozen bagas and beer

Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
voca.ro/6X2qpfaZVp0
Down with the sickness (jazz):
voca.ro/hME7GAF5hBR
Hurt:
voca.ro/m8CrB15FWuf
Bat flu rising:
voca.ro/l4u0vzyGmBW
Oats in the water:
voca.ro/cDaUs9lx0Wf
My Sharona:
voca.ro/eveaUivwDBT
Gives you hell:
voca.ro/nfVcg44k3Cw
Hallelujah:
voca.ro/bELOiIrJzmy
Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
voca.ro/4ua3rJGVTF2
Closer(jazz):
voca.ro/6JvDTUWfiMq
Alive with the glory of love:
voca.ro/n3qSBqa4N1T
Skater boy:
voca.ro/43wMUlzdmod
Enter Sandman:
voca.ro/7vLgEwqWx4C
Frozen
vocaroo.com/aUO8OHwbMje
Heat of the Moment
vocaroo.com/ozheWRm5v33
City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
voca.ro/53QwWyVW3rK

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well, it's the southern south America because usually nobody in Yas Forums cares about the northern south america.

Employer just cut work hours from 40 to 20 per week, the state will pay a part of the rest of my salary that I lose. I'll literally only work every second week and have in total 300€ less per month.
What will happen to amerilards in their country when the industry is fucked ? They all lose their jobs ? Is there any social security net at all or will they starve to death and get kicked from their apartments for not paying ?

>Yes goy deplete your zinc levels
Topical of Jews to make things worse

>not doing your best to spread the love of our goddess far and wide
>thinking you have any kind of right to withold the hard work anons put in to give us this OC
little kike nigger

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Good. Fuck smashfags. Them along with trannies are cancer on Yas Forums

Can't even buy a pack of chicken breasts because retards think filling a freezer with meat is a good plan.

Give it a few more days and I think I'll just start robbing hoarder counts as the come out of the super markets, no one comes between me and my fajitas.

kys.
Basically what would work is to gather all infected one place, start the ovens, let them die, burn down. Keep on bringing people who are confirmed, see if they get worse in the next month, if yes let them die. If not experiment to find a cure.
>USA flag
>wrote dumb shit on the room temp IQ
check out

Wa state fag here. Our Costco is limiting purchase of eggs and meat to one per customer

Lefties on suicide watch.

A third-world country, I swear to God.

i can't find Montenegro in both my sources do you have cases how many?

>UK's strategy
based or cringe lads

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IT'S HAPPENING

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It's a dream come true. Go Corona-chan, go!

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>yesterday Boris got spooked when experts
looks like you just got memed on by the Dominic Cummins misinformation department
nothing has changed, we are still going for herd immunity

You've failed as a NEET if you're not already recognised by the state as having a crippling disability rendering you unable to even serve on a jury.

We have no protection at this moment Gov is saying that They will provide us with respirators and hazmat suits. I work at cardiopulmonary so I bought my respirators and full mask + filters back in January when it was still on the market. Its too late to stop it my co-workers are fucked. All They have are surgical masks. Still, I might get infected in the process. Mark my words if this goes wild as fuck 30-35% of hospital staff will stop working. I might run away from hospital if SHTF. Thankfully its not another black death and society should survive and only economy gets fucked.

The young population is affected too, you know that right, user? The virus can become severe, as different stages of mutation of the strains will continue to infect a wider population. We'll see an adaptation to the entire span of the population, albeit infected patients ghave already shown severe symptoms leading to death including viral meningitis, viral myocarditis, viral pnuemonia, cytokine storms, and ADE.
I hope you're baiting that this is just a 'flu'.

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just supplement

>Argentina only 68
H-how?

You'll do nothing of the sort you wanker.

gice us that Hot Toddy™ recipe already!

>nooooo you cant just have fun collecting and exchanging pictures on the internet

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good morning mutts, get the hell in here
youtube.com/watch?v=LMORMliBd4I
youtube.com/watch?v=LMORMliBd4I
youtube.com/watch?v=LMORMliBd4I
does anyone have a stream with live chat?

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I came from there, not good

no there are no cases that i'm aware of i'm just being a smug cunt

Enjoy your 60% lung capacity and damaged balls

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Based and retardpilled

I don't want my mom to die user :(

PERU GOING FULL THROTTLE NOW

CURFEW USELESS

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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6pm i think

bit of both, actually

NOOOOO NOT MY SMASHERINO

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HAHAHAHHA
Yes, I will, because it means I survived and everybody else died. We are going to inherit ALL of it

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This happening is officially boring

4 EURO countries are now pushing for this don't worry Greco. Your country will do it too.

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they usually upgrade their numbers at night. also I supposed they aren't testing enough people.

>having fun with the fact you are the most cucked country in the entire world and it's proven beyond any doubt
Anglo subhuman everyone
You kept it from existing for several centuries on order of the jews. Who sent you to die to protect arabs. Who are now ordering you to die so they can keep being in power and rich. And you're loving it.

RIP, red Guatemala.

At this moment its not too bad. I will have more info tomorrow once i will hear everything from our emergency meeting but we should assume 100s of dead people in next 3 weeks just here.

i dont really care what the orange bastard is saying anymore. its just "murica doing great", "china relations very good", "some old people dying, very sad", "this will all blow over". i dont even listen to the swecuck politicians. its just bullshit

God fucking bless they're sending me back to Salzburg for tomorrow.
I'll head out to the streets of vienna tonight for the KINO

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Any info on Paraguay/Bolivia?

too bad user, i'm going to post this mega link every time you start your faggy little trade.
i only work for our goddess corona-chan, and she says we must spread her message!

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enjoy it

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I don’t wanna have any skills, user. I just wanna be comfy

Checked
That's quite a collection you've made
First album when?

>Asians now how to fall in fucking line.
Years of murderous emperors bred individuality out of insects.
At least we know how to respect other people's personal space.
We haven't had overcrowding breed that out of us yet.

You go ahead and live in fear like a little bitch. I'll pass. Going to the bar after work.

That looks like a gathering of over 10 people

My mother returns overseas on friday night, is she fucked?

That's expected, quarantine started a week ago so numbers are supposed to start slowing down now, as everyone is at home.

Don’t fear the reaper
Hell - Squirrel Nut Zippers
No Children- The Mountain Goats
Lust for Death- Foetus
In A Grave- Show Me the Body

kill all sonsa bitches, thems my ficial instructions