/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2192

best decade

youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZikfgfT0s

>markets expectively tank as investors move money to safer areas like bonds and gold
>(((((federal reserve))))) decides to print a metric ass ton of money
>immediately crashes everything worse
>now everything even gold and bonds losing values
>this spirals everything out of control because now the fall is worse
it's the great depression all over again

>407 new UK cases
>1950 in total

Testing increased from 3.8k yesterday to 6.3k today

Deaths to be announced later

HOW BAD IS IT GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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youtube.com/watch?v=oeOaop2TrLM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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who here /comfy/?

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Austrian Pressekonferenz starting now.
Livestream at derstandard.at/jetzt/livebericht/2000115822309/weiterer-todesfall-in-der-steiermark-zwei-milliarden-zusaetzlich-fuer-kreditgarantien

2/3 OF THE PEOPLE WHO RECOVERED COMPLETELY LOST THEIR SENSE OF SMELL OR TASTE
notizie.virgilio.it/coronavirus-perdita-gusto-olfatto-sintomi-1290850

God...I love this image on so many fucking levels.

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Where's mario to give new numbers?

This is the best one. Literally the at the start of this decade.

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Bretty bad desu

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Peru up to 117

twitter.com/YaiSor/status/1239864382571544576

CNN shows footage from Shrek during situation report from the UK

Just wait until their chink HRT exports stop and they grow their bald spots and facial hair again kek

>Indiana confirms 2nd coronavirus death

>US State Leaderboard
94 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead
>IN & VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead

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Why 2020 tries so hard to fuck up humanity?
What is going to be the next happening?

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It hasn't even begun yet
enjoy the ride user

just got my mandatory dog walking loicense

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Fuck, I'm sad now.

we had a pandemic
now we have a pandemic and an economic crisis because the federal reserve is fucking retarded

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Any person who owns a dog and treats it well can't be a bed person prove me wrong
>protip, you can't

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>407 NEW CASES IN THE UK
>407 NEW CASES IN THE UK
>407 NEW CASES IN THE UK

JUST STOP COOFING

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seriously fucked. we are in a heap of trouble and more keeps getting piled on. i hope you prepared to not leave your house for a few months.

Fug

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rookie numbers.

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damn nigga if I get comfier I'll shit my pants

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fucking checked
maybe we can reach 80%-100% this way

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Why has most of SEA been underreporting cases? Malaysia has been accelerating so far in cases compared to the rest.
Thailand is a huge tourist destination, yet very few reported.

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Good.
Trannies must all die.

Don't worry Ivan
Jewtin hoarded a lot of gold right before this happened for no reason at all

Civil wars caused by current happening

Should this ranking be by cases or by number of deaths?

Why must based posts always get the best digits?

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>New York state reports 424 new cases of coronavirus and 5 new deaths, raising total to 1,374 cases and 12 dead

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dont worry will get Italian numbers, Chile.

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Fucking checked
>people are dying why can't i get my penis chopped off
Top zozzle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT THE NUMBERS WERE DROPPING FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>my own selfish needs > the safety of an entire population

Good for you

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Check. Day of the rope, but they do it themselvs

>my surgery was canceled, why?
>to better protect the people, who want my death!
>the fatalities of corona in bavaria are all 70+ years old save for one 60 year old person!
Gigantic yikes.

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Stop posting on Yas Forums and go outside to start growing your herd immunity user

HOW DO I GET THE CHINESE SHILLS OUT OF MY HEAD.

ALL I HEAR IS PING PONG WING WONG COOF COOF COOF

MAKE IT STOP HOLY SHIT

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Someone nuke this city.

The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

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>Why 2020 tries so hard to fuck up humanity?
because these are the most immoral times in human history. We deserve this. Cheer on the anarchy and ponder Revelation 18

PUMP, PUMP IT UP. AAAAARRRGH ITS ON FIRE

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nigger we haven't even started yet.
this is just the warm-up.
watch how the whole world will crumble in the next year

nice

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Corona chan and Bobo duo is kill

Ebola chan is coming to the party soon and then we will get the happening that ends all other happenings

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lmao
2ch.pm/b/src/215749467/15844391558720.mp4

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The Norf is not going to be stopped by just the flu.

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

wo po che mingwe lem

honestly no idea

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>notizie.virgilio.it/coronavirus-perdita-gusto-olfatto-sintomi-1290850
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HELLL NAAAAAAAAH
IT THIS JUST A FLU? FUCK ALL OF YOU NOTHINGBURGERS NIGGAS

>More cases reported in New York, population 19.5 million, than the entirety of the UK, population 67 million
Hard proof that the UK isn't testing enough, especially given London's international connections.

Christ

someone link the webm about coronavirus in china with that chinese song

4300 deaths outside china
assuming 1% mortality rate (conservative)
assuming 20 days from infection to outcome
assuming cases doubling every 5 days (very conservative)
430k infected 20 days ago
6.8 mil infected today
68k deaths by the 7th of april
bookmark this

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Why is the effect on young people being censored Yas Forums?

Post relevant info about young people getting seriously damaged by coronachan. We need this info as well

SAVE THIS
a51.nl/sites/default/files/pdf/Lin COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2 slidedeck 20200315.pdf

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I don't speak italics
Translation?

Did they literally ban affection in Paris? In the city of lovers and revolutionaries? That's probably why they had to involve the army.

quads are always based

wait so it's not just a bad cold?
I mean 7500 deaths that's not much
why all the commotion

STATE OF CALAMITY HERE
NO DELIVERIES
NO GOING OUT
LOCKDOWN
LIBERALS GOING TO RALLY
EVENTUAL MARTIAL LAW

IT STARTS
WITH
ONE COUGH

MY THROAT FEELS DRY

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Prease don't worry about virus
youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

All it takes is 1 riot to send people into panic and it will chain across the world, once the famous start dying normies will shit themselves

Are we going to experience our roaring 20s after this?

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THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc&list=RDMMwS3r_kYqAlc&index=2

THREAD THEME

HOW THE FUCK ARE THE PRIMARIES GOING AHEAD AS PLANNED

ARE YOU TRYING TO WIPE OUT THE BOOMERS

youtube.com/playlist?list=UUVKDKWKR498Ut2m8H5oUEcA&playnext=1&index=1

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>The BOOMER hurts itself in it's confusion

best timeline

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>just a flu bro

too fookin right mate

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Proper comfy, user. Stocked an loaded.

Just read Bible Kings and Chronicles
>People believe in God
>God benefits them
>People went on hurbis, forgetting God and crediting everything good to themselves only
>God punishes them for that hurbis
>People regret and restart to believe in God again
>God benefits them
And it goes on and on and on.

NEW UPGRADE

>Chile 201
+45

>Peru 117
+31

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The coming Indian Chinese war is the next phase...

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>In the city of lovers and revolutionaries
You mean in the city of middle class wagies and african souvenirs sellers

Guys = is China still lying about the number of cases?
I'm sure they lying

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Where

El Salvador news
>"Oh shit!!" edition

>Still no cases
>More assholes crossed the border illegally, all of them were arrested
>A plane from Mexico heading to El Salvador had 12 infected
>Salvadorian president tells them to fuck off and closes the airport
>No planes allowed in or out of salvadorean airport for hours
>some mexican politician talks shit about the situation
>salvadorian president basically tells him to fuck off
>all important fast food chains have closed
>every important place getting daily disinfection
>free hand sanitizer stands all over malls, supermarkets and such
>they even give you hand sanitizer in buses
>Guatemala has 6 infected, one of the is a baby!!

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Good thing I got my mask supplies before the deliveries got halted

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>Austria 1332 (+314) in total today

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The only roars we will experience is the screaming of the dying

the world moves to an international gold standard

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f-fuck you Chile you win this time!

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>notizie.virgilio.it/coronavirus-perdita-gusto-olfatto-sintomi-1290850
Well holy shit. You get to lose one vital sense that completes your experience as a human being. Fuck me sideways.

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The fuck did I read

Accelerationism is the way, user

ITS UP
youtu.be/sJq10T_lqdw

So it begins

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Check this tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

cmon man that's way more text than I can handle
can you sum it up in maybe 10 or so words

You'd think they'd get the memo about closed borders.

>be toothpaste
>attempt to prep
Pic related

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Humanity is shit

Another one joins The Herd

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Just came back from a successful late prep run, couldn't be more comforble.

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Tirol (328)
Oberösterreich (248)
Niederösterreich (216)
Steiermark (171)
Wien (166)
Vorarlberg (99)
Salzburg (66)
Burgenland (11)
Kärnten (27)

Herd immunity strategy is about to kick in soon. Numbers will definitely surpass Italy's levels soon.

>New York State now has 1374 confirmed cases statewide. New York City now at 644 confirmed cases, 187 new. 12 fatalities in New York statewide.
>Indiana confirms 2nd coronavirus death

>US State Leaderboard
96 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA & NY
12 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead
>IN & VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead

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