/cvg/-Corona Virus General #2191

>US State Leaderboard
93 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead each
>VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, IN, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead each

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 17.03.

>702 NEW INFECTIONS:
>7974 TOTAL INFECTIONS +9,65%
>3 NEW DEATHS:
>20 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 17.03. 14:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
17th death: Bayern, man, 90, 16.03.
18th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 80, comorbidity, 17.03.
19th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 84, comorbidity, 17.03.
20th death: Baden-Württemberg, woman, 80+, comorbidity, 17.03.
>median age of fatalities: 81

>RKI reports:
+1178 = 6012 cases
+1 = 13 dead
updated: 16.03. 14:00 GMT
daily status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>NEW MEASURES:
All german states:
All public institutions closed, all events and gatherings banned.
Everything but supermarkets, pharmacies, banks and needed services is closed.
Strict rules for distance between tables and opening hours in restaurants.

EU outer borders: closed to everything but europeans.

>RKI:
Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
Risk for population in Germany is now high, cases with severe disease rise.
1 in 5 cases will develop severe disease, doubling of IC-capacity demanded.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.

>17.03.
German hospitals: Around 500 cases hospitalized, 1000 more expected in the next days.
10 infected refugees.
Wacker Chemie: Slowdown of Ethanol deliveries is foreseeable.
2 infected in WHO-hq in Genf.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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> there are literally nCoV deniers out in the wild

fucking clown world

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My flight in April still isn't cancelled.

Me and my sister both went to a wedding with a lot of international visitors over the weekend, now she thinks she's sick.

I can't afford to take a quarantine from my food handling job.

Your stonks are never going up again
You're going to have to wageslave like the rest of us

>mortality rate only 3%
>have to either live in this shit hole of a 3rd world country for 20 more years til boomers die off and it can change, or immigrate to a 1st world country
So much for a happening

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For fucks sake, Ireland is by no means under lockdown, the source is some shitty tabloid anyway. I don't know which nigger added it but I hope you remove it in the next thread user.
Its literally only advice because this country is too weak to in-act anything like that. gov.ie/en/press-release/25663c-statement-from-the-national-public-health-emergency-team-16-march/

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WWORKING ON THE PUMP SIR

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>He gets 4 roll packs
>He doesn't buy 16 roll packs
All your own fault

>work at psychiatric ward
You work for the Jew.

gazetadopovo.com.br/wiseup-news/bolsonaro-leaves-quarantine-and-meets-demonstrators-in-pro-government-march/

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>tfw I probably won't be able to get a job out of college beause of Coronavirus

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FINAL DAYS OF Yas Forums

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Australia hasn't passed any sort of relief packages for people who lose their job or who get sick and have to quarantine? Well, I suppose you could just spread the blessing then.

Tell him about the jews

>Have a look at the german fatalities
>Have a look at burger, spaghetto and paella fatalities
>big think
why cant other countries handle this as well as we do?

Should have recorded it so can watch it and panic.

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whats your job?

Um guys

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fuck it

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He is based that boy. Infecting people to prevent them from infecting themselves.

Man I miss those old McDonalds

Honestly the fact that we can still get water/electricity/food/internet is proof that things are still alright relatively.

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This could be true

topkek
at least my deenz this evening is good chow

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You wouldnt get one anyways
Its just the fucking cold bro. Show me the super high death rate.

sadly mortality dropped even further yesterday, revised numbers came out to 1.5%

This all just a fake social experiment, and you are all buying into the fear mongering.

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>Facebook memes

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>not buying 4 rolls, which are 8 rolls

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>why cant other countries hide this as well as we do?
Fixed that for you.

Keep calm and dilate

Checked and true. We'll know we're fucked for real if utilities like those start to drop.

If this really stayed in your body forever or attacked testes wouldn't we have reports from the West about it by now?

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Singapore has 0 DEATHS. Singapore is one of the first few places hit with the chinkiepox and yet we're controlling local transmission the best we can.

HOW CAN THE REST OF THE WORLD EVEN COMPETE???? OUR MINISTERS EVEN SAID THAT THE UK IS DOING JACK SHIT TO CONTAIN THE VIRUS LMFAO

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These toes. These fucking toes.

Hodl boomer

The boarder clossings and lockdowns will only slow the infection rate , when people go back out infections will rise again.

The only way to fix this is to kill every one between 18 and 35 during Lock Down

They are the main super spreaders yet remain uneffected!

They have contributed zero to improve the world and have made it worse!! selfish and self-centered entitled generation

DuckFace
Cam whores
selfies
furries
neets
narcissistic irresponsible Millennials
kids walking into grocery stores and tampering with food is a new trend on the internet
trans kids
drag queen story hour
twitter
they ruiuned comics, star wars/trek , Dr Who . etc etc
they want open boarders , communisum and checks for doing nothing
Give free everything and throw open the borders. What could go wrong?
cancel culture , time to cancel them!!

We must destroy them before they destroy the great people who built this country!

Now. Do. Your! Part!!
Spring breakers pack Florida beach despite coronavirus pandemic

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8119647/Shocking-images-crowds-sand-Clearwater-Beach-Florida-ignoring-coronavirus-warnings.html

nypost.com/2020/03/16/spring-breakers-pack-florida-beach-despite-coronavirus-pandemic/
Las Vegas man, 23, is arrested for wearing a hazmat suit in Walmart and spraying frightened shoppers with an 'unknown liquid' for a 'funny video'
He said the stunt aimed to make him 'famous through Instagram and YouTube'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8121145/Las-Vegas-man-23-arrested-wearing-hazmat-suit-Walmart.html
Videos of kids walking into grocery stores and tampering with food is a new trend on the internet

mix957gr.com/new-viral-video-trend-of-licking-food-and-putting-it-back-is-disgusting/
Atlanta furry convention canceled
“It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that Furry Weekend Atlanta 2020 has been canceled

nypost.com/2020/03/17/atlanta-furry-convention-canceled-due-to-coronavirus/

Why you have 8 peeny on foots?

>You wouldnt get one anyways
Master's degree in chemical engineering
I thought my chances were decent

DOW RED AGAIN
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>we might pass 8000 deaths today
This shit is accelerating so fast

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why does 'modern' have to mean brown and gray and ugly

>binding will fuck you up
>but if you feel you cant stop just keep doing it

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H E R D
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at least I have my protection and if need be my weapon to go raiding others for supplies.

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Thanks goodness for the NHS

I still end up with more paper, Hans

We don't have the beds or the systems in place to stop it. We just turned off the economy so a bunch of DMV ladies can run around like chickens.

We should just prepare to die with honor, and let it rip.

Canada closing its borders
Canada is Racist Bigot
The mere implication of this racist attack against Asians will never be forgotten Canada

"Asians buying guns due to fear of racist attacks."

snow mexicans are very upset!!
Justin Trudeau

"we have one the best healthcare systems in the world". This healthcare system is prepared for cases like this.
1 medical ventilator per 100 000 in Ont

"we have one the best healthcare systems in the world"
1 medical ventilator per 100 000 in Ont

youtube.com/watch?v=EcZrzruaEy4

what is daily life like

are cleary shopped sadly

Uh O , um guys , we may have a problem , one of these things is not like the others

A drive-through testing site at Kaiser Permanente in San Francisco
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puts swab sample into vile in front of lady with no mask on , kek , you cant make this shit up

nytimes.com/2020/03/16/us/california-covid-19.html

Gov. Gavin Newsom banned visits to hospitals unless patients were on the edge of death.

He announced plans to buy hotels to house the state’s 150,000 homeless people.
Residents are being ordered to stay home except for essential reasons, which include outdoor activities including “walking, hiking or running”

At the ports, terminals were shuttered, as fewer ships, loaded with consumer goods and parts for American factories, set sail from China.
At the ports, terminals were shuttered, as fewer ships, loaded with consumer goods and parts for American factories, set sail from China.
At the ports, terminals were shuttered, as fewer ships, loaded with consumer goods and parts for American factories, set sail from China.
And exports, poultry and oranges, were piling up on the docks.
Drivers have been laid off and forced to sell their trucks.

Bye Bye Miss American Pie,,, Drove my Chevy to the levy and proceed to die....

DJI Red for a month at least

fire up the printers boys, go!!

reporting that West Virginia's numbers are a sham. All the Hillbillies detroyed their test kits. My Homeboys sister works as a nurse there trust me.

>Italy, China, Iran, and Spain are all merely pretending to be devastated by a dangerous virus

I don't see it, user.

gonna turn those hotels into dens of iniquity

Boris : don't go out and buy food

Also Boris : go out for essential reasons, which include to exercise at safe distance!!

Clarify: go to work and school but don't go out for any personal reasons.
drastic measures " stay away from pubs " lol
And if you must go out, just stay away from others who want to go out.
Now. Do. Your! Part!!

UK has around 5000 ICU beds they say , uh O!!

youtube.com/watch?v=P2y1sIr913Y
>UK Thousands Flock to Rock Band Stereophonics U.K. Concert Amid Coronavirus

breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/03/15/stereophonics-u-k-concert-amid-coronavirus/
You gotta give props to this 4 News presenter, she exposes these clowns for what they are....
“Keep schools open for all sorts of reasons”
Ok, ok. What reasons? Please explain, because i, and a lot of people are not convinced.

youtube.com/watch?v=6AL-QCzGPkE

WE ARE IN THE READ AGAIN BOYS, I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE RED
>WE ARE IN THE READ AGAIN BOYS, I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE RED

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No because people would start shooting chinks and coofers on sight

Garcia is the youngest person to die

dies from coronavirus at age 21
Soccer coach Francisco Garcia dies from coronavirus at age 21
dies from coronavirus at age 21

nypost.com/2020/03/16/soccer-coach-dies-from-coronavirus-at-age-21/

dont (you) me about his under lying lukimea they found , I dont care about that!!
DEATH OF A HERO Coronavirus kills ‘fit and healthy’ Italian paramedic aged just 46 after he promised his wife he was fine

the-sun.com/news/545640/coronavirus-kills-fit-and-healthy-italian-paramedic-aged-just-46-after-he-promised-his-wife-he-was-fine/

Thread is going so fast that nobody knows that im a jew living in the philippines

Well that's just toe bad!

AHAHAHAAAH!!

imagine not being a NEET. gtfo normalfag.

French health ministry,

400 people in intensive care in France, he said, and roughly half of them are under age 65.

said the situation was “deteriorating very quickly.” he tried to dispel the notion that the virus seriously threatens only the elderly.
There are 300 to 400 people in intensive care in France, he said, and roughly half of them are under age 65.
“We are seeing that the number of cases is doubling every three days,”
Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
>Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
>Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60

kek . No details were immediately available about the patients under 60 in intensive care.

wzzm13.com/article/news/nation-world/over-half-of-frances-300-coronavirus-icu-patients-under-age-60/69-9c26ad1f-f633-4409-aba4-1fe054733fba
50% of patients intubated in ICU in the Netherlands are under 50 years of age!

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,316 (499) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,974 (30) France 6,633 (148) US 4,724 (87) Switzerland 2,483 (24) Netherlands 1,705 (43) UK 1,543 (55) Norway 1,439 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,085 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Portugal 448 (1)Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Poland 205 (5) Pakistan 184 (1) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 187 (14) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Israel 298 Brazil 296 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Iceland 199 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 115 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

Normal with added precautions. People still play sports and shit.

>Employees and physicians who return from travel outside of Canada – unless they have travelled to Hubei province in China, Italy, or Iran – and are not experiencing symptoms of illness, are to return to work
BC hospitals fucked

If doubles, Brazil will be the next Italy.

Thanks Germany Bros !

Maui coronavirus case in female flight attendant a Canadian citizen exposed to a confirmed case of coronavirus in Germany on March 4.

Nostalgia. Pretty sure if the top one was the old one and we got the bottom one as the new design you would be complaining about how ugly it is; how brutalism is a jewish ploy while the top was more professional and had more similarities to the traditional styles; and how it just looks like a Pizza Hut.

Its funny, the wedding was full of Boomers and everyone was making jokes about this being a serious flu, but also everyone was hugging/kissing, shaking hands and sharing finger food.

Honestly the finger food part was extra gross because the wedding was at a zoo, and they brought out animals to pet, no hand wash or sanitizer, and THEN after everyone touched the animals the brought out the finger food.

CUBA ONCE AGAIN SAVES HUMANITY
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO !!
twitter.com/almass3ari/status/1239896930777534465?s=19

Tens of Thousands Pack Mexico City Music Festival
70,000 fans, for each of two days of shows.
In the press of the crowd, it won't be hard for this virus to spread

Tens of Thousands Pack Mexico City Music Festival
there were no refunds for the tickets that cost them 5,000 pesos ($228)
6 months later about 3% of the population was dead

Hugo López-Gatell, deputy director of the Health Department
In Mexico we have a culture of a little bit more of hygiene that helps us to limit this kind of transmissions,” he said.
I lived in San Diego for 12 years and at my work we could never ever get them to stop putting
used toilet papper in the trash , even after telling them our plumming can handle it , the smell was unimaginable

Fact the virus travels through feces!!
breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/03/15/tens-of-thousands-pack-mexico-city-music-festival-despite-coronavirus-concerns/

Terrific they get sick in Mexico then rush here and we get to use our resources to care form them. Taking away lifesaving treatment from our citizens.

And they'll demand we give them all the medical attention they need (claiming it's a human right).
Not to mention, the infection rate will go thru the ceiling in the southern states.
Mexico City is going ahead with Vive Corona-chan Latino —70,000 tickets had been sold for each of the festival’s two days.

apnews.com/96c71c1f4bd4c202d1d06e00b9f36d51

Shalom

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enjoy being trapped in makati, yid shit

>europeans brag about their socialist healthcare for fucking decades
>only reason they can afford it is because they get all american med and drug research for free
>also have a hilariously small national defense
>system STILL is a fucking joke and is only "better" in that they never see the bill
>NHS in britain already at max capacity in the ICU
>europeans are STILL bragging about how much better they can handle this
>even though the WHO said we are far better prepared
I fucking hate them so much and can't wait to watch it all burn. Let's see how well your government run socialist programs handle a pandemic.

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how much paper do you really need?
These 4 rolls last 60 days at 20 pieces per day.
I doubt many people even have that much food, yet they have toilet paper for the next decade.

Though you can do this I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

twitter.com/MsMelChen/status/1239604019460558848

Singapore is completely unaffected by this fake virus epidemic.

He's poor. That's literally the cheapest shittiest one you can possibly get at Walmart.

Not that it seems to matter because at the rate we're going it might still be worth more than money.

Does Trump have a plan for this? And what should I diversify my liquid asset holdings into? Is this why we should buy euros? Is there a better currency than euros for me to hold onto?

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Thailand
Jaew Yaemjam, a collector of bat droppings in Thailand

In Thailand, villagers scouring a dark cave in Ratchaburi for bat guano are undaunted
by scientists’ suggestion that it could be behind a coronavirus

Bat Guano Collectors in Thailand Undeterred by Possible Link to Coronavirus

"I've been collecting bat guano for 40 years already, and never got sick
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-thailand-bats/bat-guano-collectors-in-thailand-undeterred-by-possible-link-to-coronavirus-idUSKBN2130L9

what kind of added precautions? you're living in the future so I think everyone in this thread would be interested

Just occurred to me today, all the panic and shutdowns is purely for one reason only - to not overwhelm the amount of hospital beds and ICUs, specifically by people over 70/80

That's it, that's all there is to this.

Those who said it's a nothingburger are KIND of right, in that if it weren't for the older people, there would not be anywhere near as much of a deal about this. Nobody thinks we can stop coronavirus, its all about ICU beds at a time.

I don't think governments will tolerate an indefinite shutdown, at some point in a few months they will say enough is enough.

Very simple: SARS-CoV-2 has certain ways to enter certain cells by certain receptors.
Many cells throughout the body have those receptors.
Therefor SARS-CoV-2 can enter those cells and use them for reproduction of its RNA, which destroys those cells in the process.
Furthermore SARS-CoV-2 was reported in different tissues all over the body.
However, in 80% of patients, there was no severe disease, no ARDS and no long term damage to any tissue.
Only severe cases will suffer permanent damage.

I feel the ones in critical for a long time are not going to make it.
The hospitals are trying damn it but to be in there for so long is not a good prognosis.

Spain will be

NOOOOOO

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A woman refuses to respect the #Confinementotal is yelling at police officers. When they put her aside, she coughes to their face saying "Let me go, I got the #coronavirus you'll get it too" She was arrested #COVID19france

> that's a fucking nigger from fucking Africa

twitter.com/simonlouvet_/status/1239888722172284929?s=20

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>fit and healthy

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No one cares about your shit country faggot.

Bong airports blackmailing taxpayers, gibs us cash or we shut down.

Just the start, the economy is fucked.

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Norway preppers BTFO

People in Norway have been ordered to leave their countryside cabins and return to their homes

nrk.no/norge/ny-forskrift_-kan-forby-hytteturer-ut-av-egen-kommune-1.14945098

It comes after prime minister Erna Solberg threatened to deploy the civil defence to bring people home from their cabins.