ECONOMIC COLLAPSE

XDDDD

isnt gonna drop today

How will the borrowers repay that?

NOOO NOT THE HECKING DOLLERINOS

NOW I'M FREEEEEEE
FREEFALLIN'

it's going up
buy buy buy
happening over

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Up 500 so far

I'M NOT READY! FUCK! STOP! GO BACK! DON'T GO DOWN PLEASE I'M NOT READY! I'M NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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IT'S GREEN! TRUMP SAVED THE ECONOMY! TRUMPONOMICS CANNOT BE STOPPED!

join us, fren

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this. we drop below line of confidence today, and that will signal the feds that there's no more reason to delay straight up mandatory qaurantines/martial law.

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OPENING A LONG POSITION ON A DOW INDEX FUND. LIQUIDATION AT 20600. I'M ALL IN BABY. THIS IS FINALLY MY BIG DAY.

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FTSE doing relatively fine, bodes well for the Dow Trump Jones.

not happening after yesterday, that's not how they work
-1000 on the week will likely happen, probably an understatement

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How can I watch this live?

UNDER 20,000!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=1bl99Vx04Tc

It's up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PUT ALL YOUR MONEY INTO POT STOCKS NOW IT'S THE ONLY SAFE STOCK

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Once the fear from the virus stops the economy will come back

Stop being gay

Stockbrainlet here, how bad is this?

didnt know stock markets existed in australia

but then again, australia doesnt exist in the first place

>Once the fear from the virus stops

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I'm just hoping the housing market collapses so I can buy a cheaper house.

Im all in with 20k today , shit or bust

Cheers.

this, +1713 by market close, screencap this

Let it all come down on their heads!
I'm going to enjoy watching the leftists and affirmative action human garbage starving.

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who am i kidding

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fugg missed it by one

It's a nothing burger bro, Just a correction.

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fuck you flat earthers. you freaks also think coronavirus is actually the side effects of 5g 60mgh phone signals.

I’m selling off everything today. Godspeed gentlemen

Looks fine to me

>Once the fear from the virus stops the economy will come back

In a couple of months there will be no economy to speak with if we keep quarantining like this

It's finally happening

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THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT CAVE FOREVER

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I wonder where all those "buy the dip!!!" retards are now
Probably on the street sleeping under a bridge

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Show me one non cgi photo of earth from space and the conversation will be over

BUY GOLD NIGGERS

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WE'RE ALMOST IN THE RED
HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN

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>I'm just hoping the housing market collapses so I can buy a cheaper house.
fat chance of that happening. They will literally ban selling houses to prevent house prices falling, too much of the world's economy relies on keeping home prices up since homes have been borrowed against so much and it's a huge stream of income for much of the worlds bond market. Could you imagine what would happen if the average homeowner's house was suddenly 200k less than what they bought it for and they were unemployed for an extended period? People would walk away in droves destroying the mortgage bond market.

If you hadn't sell already do, because we have a long way yet from where this is going to stop

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>Counting on the government to fix all your problems
ngmi

youtube.com/watch?v=7OEKjYFmc70

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seriously though if everyone put their money into pot stocks right now it could save the economy.

OH FUG

Giving handjobs for penny stocks

dump eet

s&p 500

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checked
dude not fucking funny

right now isn't even a terrible time to buy lol

Holy shit.
Uber below $20/share
Uber suspending Uber Pool services nationwide
Carpoolers get fucked

noo not myc heckin 20k psycological barrier

It's starting!

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That's not aging well

thats not good

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Welcome to red nation, don't forget to strap in!

bad omen

>Yas Forums in 2020

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It's green!

IT'S GREEN! PANDEMIC IS OVER!
WE PASSED THE PEAAAAK! WISDOM OF THE CROW(D)

Market can't be wrong!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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From +500 to -xx in mere seconds

MARKET IS RED
MARKET IS RED
IT'S FUCKING OVER.

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BUY THE DEEP!!! NIGGERS

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>555
Fuck

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lol

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

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sauce?

Isn’t it funny how recessions always happen when a republican is in office? I thought capitalism was the best system in the world!

Considering it's not driblven by the market but driven by a virus it will probably lead to a major restructuring of the global economy. Autarky is going to be pushed, I hope.

It will never go much lower than this. It's a great time to buy. It will all eventually come back.

NO NO NO NO NO NO IT CAN’T GO RED! I’M IN CHARGE HERE!!!

shit it's crashing
quick dump everything you have into dude weed stocks now and you'll come out of this ok

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IT WENT RED!!!!
IT WENT RED!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!

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Nobodies buying shot unless it’s essential. I sell online for a living and in many reseller groups. Business has completely dried up.

2008???????

Fucking dumbass

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RECOVER TODAY!!!!! WHY IS IT DUMPING??????!!!!!!!!!!

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HOW?!?! WHY TF IS THIS HAPPENING!?!

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pump it

Lol Everyone is dumping cash to stop it going below 20k.

Maybe he wasn't born yet.

...

I miss you Yas Forums

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>Autarky is going to be pushed
and a lot of Malarkey too.

The swings are going to be vicious today. It's the sector trading I'm keeping my eye on.

i meant the anime faggot

1996.....

Buying rope.

wtf it just went +200 instantly?

someone buy billions in stock?

crank it up

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DUMP DUMP DUMP

>jews

Bush was in office until January 2009

Link please.

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There was no recession in 1996

>19,804
This was the last day of King Nigger, little over -2% to go.

>MASSIVE POT STOCK RALLY OCCURRING NOW GET IN THERE AND BUY

Paprika

This isnt funny anymore

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BUY!! YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!

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Anons don't know how market works
Monday it crashed because of lockdowns and tougher measures to contain the disease announced during the weekend.
Then money machine go brrrr happens (governments taking measures, economists doing stuff to keep the market from simply falling to 0, etc) and we get some relative stability and even some gains (dead cat bounce) the following days unless something big happens that makes it go up or crash.
The overall negative trend will definitely continue because the virus situation is far from solved, but it's not like we will be seeing -20% every day as anons in search of entertainment seem to expect.

even without the virus this economy has been a bubble for years, corona is just the pin that popped it.

If there's no liquidity, prices can go anywhere.

this Obama market is very volatile

This is the bottom, time to jump in

JA PIERDOLE

newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details

yes and obama started the bull market of 2016 because he was in office until january 2017. kill yourself