Day 1

I've been logged into minecraft for 3 days straight

lol normies.

That's because your life sucks user. I'm making tons of money off you idiots panic buying something I've been selling on amazon for over 5 years. Up to 3I in profit per day so far. keep it up!
>comfy

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>this normie pain

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Hmmmmmm, bet you wish you had a McMansion about now you filthy Commie homosexual!

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Meh... I've been self isolating for 20 years.

They’ll never make it

Checked. How long we are in this lockdown? 4 weeks? 2 days?

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Dude so much to do.

New vidya, new movies & docs. New books. Learn an online skill. Make music. Draw. Learn to make a website. Meditate and go inwards and learn to know yourself. Clean the entire house. Prep food.

You're just a depressed faggot

I WISH MY JEW BOSS WOULD LET US BE OFF. Two weeks inside sounds amazing. How can you not be enjoying that?

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Stay off news

I don't know for how many days I've been under lockdown in Igualada but I'm sure you're just a pussy, because there's an outbreak here and I'm not whining like a little bitch unlike you. Grow up

> he didn't stockpile weed
I've almost air-sealed my apartment, working from home, stash of weed, see you in august normies

Grow up bitch I've been here for four days

Are these princess deens any good? I am going to buy about 100 bucks worth of deens but I want to have the right one

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For fucks sake. Just play a video game you colossal faggot

>one night in
>already trying to stay sane
fucking pussy
Wait til week two like me when you can't even go for a brisk walk outside without violating a county order

My weights are in the basement of the apartment complex. Technically not allowed to leave my hovel at all - even to get mail

If someone would be so kind please send me a pizza and bottle of whiskey. Maybe some weed too...

Fucking hell just go outside. What are they gonna do shoot you? If so, who cares clearly you’re a depressed fecal-feliac on Prozac that should have necked himself years ago.

>play video games

says the faggot. you should be learning a skill, properly cleaning your house, working in the garage on your car or something. You fucking basedboy. fuck i can just picture your open mouth

checked.

I will keep saying this:
Population is not ready to become NEET.
There will not be enough rope for the amount of suicides.

You are a pussy.

Apart from walking down the road to the shops for groceries, i havent left my house in months.

>What are they gonna do shoot you?
In some time that may become a reality.

Can anyone explain how people get bored? My wife and I always argue about this.
>I'm bored.
Well do something for fucksakes.

>Hurr durr staying inside is hard
You're fucking retarded.

if your wife is bored thats not good, she might sleep with a black guy

I am finding it extremely difficult to pass the time.
Haven’t had tacos in days.
Smoking weed and lurking all day.
Might try to watch some movies today but for some reason it’s hard for me to enjoy them without other people’s company.
I think I have some sort of problem with being by myself.

Not really bait. I have also been in lockdown since Friday and its boring af. Only so much cod to play. I go out everyday to the store since im so bored.

Only stupid people feel bored.

>Day 1 in lockdown
Cry me a river, normalfag.

this
Been in lockdown for 2 years already, my tp stocks are going down.

this shit is going to last months.

I've been a recluse for over a decade. I could do this forever but since the city is empty I might actually go out and walk around.

>Can anyone explain how people get bored?
only stupid people get bored

dont lie, this is probably year 12 of not leaving the house.

MFW I got a garden

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if anyone is prepared for self quarantine its the people who post on this board considering no one here ever leaves their homes.

You have been diagnosed with terminal normieness.
Treatment: dive deep into yourself twice a day for 20 min
Prognosis: hopeful

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>tfw you only really leave the house for groceries and doctors appointments.

Pussy.

Practice perfecting your autoerotic asphyxiation technique.

Imagine not being able to stay stimulated at this day and age. There are over 6 bizillion movies, games and shows to consume.

I'm an expert at not being bored home alone. Can go weeks without difficulty.

We are not on lockdown yet

A lot of mercury in a 100 bucks worth.

I dunno ... you could read a book or something ... ?

>i'm bored
You sound like my children. Grow up.

>autoerotic asphyxiation
hey that's how my uncle died

Read a book, read a dictionary.

nice blogpost nigger

yeah. normies are pathetic, only fun they know is getting wasted in clubs

pussy I haven't left my house since the 22 of february

Yeah, my wife’s cousin too.

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Masterbate
Clean apartment
Sharpen hatchet
Shoot squirrel off feeder
Masterbate
Fix lunch
Clean .45
Try to read book
Clean shotgun
Masterbate
50 jumping Jack's
50 pushups
50 squats
Try to shitpost
Finger anus
Fix dinner

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Buy a bunch of pot.

>be me
>run an anime ebay store and have literally 5,000+ hours of anime
>buy a pound of pot
>be a prepper who is already prepped for boogaloo
Can we extend the economic shutdown until May? I may not be bored by April

LOL this nigger fell for the apartment meme

>There are over 6 bizillion movies, games and shows to consume

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>be antisocial introvert who prefers to stay home all the time
>be told to stay home
FUCK OPTICS, IM GOING OUT

>Shoot squirrel off feeder
Why.jpg

I knew one day this skill would serve me well. Can you imagine being a normie right now?

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smoking cbd flower has really been taking the edge off my cabin fever.
also: workout, read, play vidya, cook some new recipes, clean, shower twice a day, walk the dogs for a few miles

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>3k profit per day on Amazon
I call bullshit. What do you sell?

NEETS will inherit the wasteland

>that ID
I so badly want to be quarantined. I hate going to wageslave every day. I just want to experience being a neet for once.
But I'm worried that my job might be considered necessary since we manufacture medical devices and laboratory test equipment.

Lately, I’ve realized that I don’t have a solid philosophical basis, so I’ve decided to start from the beginning. This is the Western canon reading list I’ve been using:

thinkingasleverage.wordpress.com/book-lists/mortimer-adlers-reading-list/

And here’s the archive website I’ve been using to read these works:

perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/collection?collection=Perseus:collection:Greco-Roman

I’m on Sophocles’ Antigone and The Histories of Herodotus now, its interesting how the ancients saw values and what dilemmas they found themselves in, we haven’t changed much.

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My back yard is a literal forest.
Day 2, animals are looking at me strange. Opossum won't stop staring.

>“You can’t go wrong with sardines. They’re a wonderful source of omega-3 fatty acids, they’re caught in the wild, and they’re cheap,” says Kristin Kirkpatrick, MS, RD, LD.

Sardines provide 2 grams of heart-healthy omega-3s per three-ounce serving, “one of the highest levels of omega-3s and the lowest levels of mercury of any fish,” notes Brigid Titgemeier, MS, RDN, LD.

This aint tuna you fucking mongrel

ok bro i will help you out.

>f95zone.to/forums/games.2/?prefix_id=18

best place to get porn games. i usually fap 6-8 hours a day ( edging ) to hentai RPGM. so thats a nice way to waste time.

>youtu.be/7sDDsMuu10U
Wii U emulator. play zelda breath of the wild or something. mario kart or whatever. google wii u USB helper after you watched the tutorial. thats where you get your games from.

>youtu.be/QE04tmT-WCU
PS3 emulator. recently played demon souls in 4k 60 fps. kingdom hearts is fun too.

with these links you should be able to waste months of time without any problem.

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pls be resalerabbit or a dildo merchant

>stay off news
That's a big one.
There is actually a "coronavirus" channel on Sirius XM, and I can only imagine the kind of hysterical harpies that would actually tune into a coronavirus channel so they can be manipulated into constant fear and paranoia.

6-8 hours? wut

ok retard, just go and spread the virus and watch 27 million be dead in a year. wouldn't want to inconvenience your cheeseburger obesity freedom for even a week fat fuck. i really hate this retarded country and i'm taking my flag down.

yeah me too, except i'm making 7K and you're clearly not cut out for this game with those rookie sales

this shit is boring and reading philosophy is like voluntarily shitting in your own head

If you get sick, the only way to beat it is prayer and fasting.
Nothing will cure you unless you surrender your will to God and be in communion with Him

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go wherever you want

Ok, when your not fucking your dog or giving a sand nigger a foot job what are you doing? The question was, what do I do to stay sane. NOT, how the fuck do u stay productive. Stupid fucking leaf.

Pathological normie. You don't stand a chance

>i haven't leaved my house for 1 day i'm going crazy

Yas Forums 2020

Oh noooooooooo 27 million out of over 7billion peopleeeeeeeeee

edging ( stop fapping before you cum ). thats the only way to play hentai games. imagine cumming after 5 min. never gonna finish the game then.

>staying home because of Corona
>going to the store every day
Pick one. If you're going to the store every day then you might as well just keep going out for other things

I keep going out to get more supplies. I cant stop!!

Now it feels like Im going to have to run the gauntlet to get something I didnt consider at all. Mayonaise.