/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2190

>year of the rat
>literal pandemic

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Yes, goy. The virus is nothing. Get contaminated and herd immunity. It is gpod for you goy. Trust me.

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>US State Leaderboard
93 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead each
>VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, IN, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead each

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~7,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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If Corona Chan Kills 300 million Chinks, 300 million Indians and 300 million Africans the world would be much better off

BROS I FEEL LIGHTHEADED AND WITH A LITTLE FEVER
I... I THINK I HAVE IT

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so it becomes clear that nothing is happening. people actually heal, cures are efficient, nobody dies. it's over pol, now eat your pasta for months

ALERT! Changes are being made to the Spanish Flu wikipedia page!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu
archive.is/qD1gH
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Spanish_flu#Requested_move_15_March_2020
archive.is/jwLjB

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HAZMET OR FACEMASK ALL YOUR MEMES TO PREVENT CONTAGION. LOCKDOWN MUST BEGIN ASAP.

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The monks who only drank beer were save because the water had to be made sterile before fermentation.

GARY WHERE ARE YOU
SAY SOMETHING TO ME GARY
GAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYY

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based Bill. He is right and you know it. History will look back at this as mass hysteria on a global scale. Real death rate may even be lower than the flu if new data suggesting minority carrying the virus don't even show symptoms is true.

Imagine trying to crash the economy over the flu.

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What’s a with the flow of fags saying “it’s just the media overhyping the flu so the nwo can take over guys!”

STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

Corona-chan is going to ballbust all of us and make us sterile

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globalnews.ca/news/6682532/face-masks-coronavirus/
>Nova Scotia Health Authority has issued a new plea to its staff members: stop taking masks and other personal protective gear from its facilities.
>confirmed critical supplies have gone missing from its stock
>“there’s no reason why the average staff member needs to be using an N95 mask other than aerosolized procedures,”
>updating the media and public on new procedural cautions regularly, as of Sunday evening, it urges anyone who travelled outside of Canada to self-isolate
>symptoms include cough, fever and shortness of breath.
archive.is/iskPO

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When everyone is dead you get fewer infected

No I didn't.
Coping is not proof. Prove me wrong. TRY. You literally can't.

>~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
Most abortions are made by non-whites you retard.

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>Sweden is shutting down schools
Finally.

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>when your society is so evil that a pandemic can actually save lives

And all of Israel too

There are dozens. Type “Italy hospital”.

posted in last thread before it was filled up, please /cvg/ I need advice

>drive forklift on third shift at place that makes ingredients for food
>we don't work = no food on the shelves for anyone, so shutting down is out of the question
>have to change into a uniform for work which means have to share a locker room with 30+ other men
>big boss did a little speech yesterday that amounted to "just wash your hands and don't come in if you're sick and if there's anything you need to know we'll let you know"
>the week before we had another speech giving people shit for calling in sick too often, so I don't believe him at all when he says "if you're sick stay home"
>just last week there was a potluck in the break room for someone's birthday, with everyone putting their hands in a bag of chips and all over a meat and cheese tray
>suggested to supervisor that it's probably not a good idea to hold potlucks at this time
>he laughed at me

how fucked am I?
I have money saved, I'll quit if I have to. I could pay the rent for at least 6 months.
what do? I'm not dying just so Karen can have her granola bars or Chad can have his protein powder.

Governments press conference about martial law was supposed to start, no word yet when.

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What did they change??

China sucks at faking stuff jesus christ,they cant even make it seems to be real

R.I.P. Gary.
We will miss you.

When does Corona become endemic?

Spain +155

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>All european countries went on lockdown to hurt the Trump economy
Is this guy genuinely mentally retarded ? I don't understand how can somebody be this oblivious to reality.

yea added it grats on beating UK looks like the HERD is real

Hospitals are always full of people, ask any doctor.

Jews trying to distort history.

Lmao NPCs are getting mad at normie scientists for telling them the virus is dangerous and won't be gone for a while
Wtf is actually wrong with NPCs? Are they human?

7.4k dead. What a meme virus. This is all bullshit and you know it. Get a job you fucking neckbeards

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You mean only 1 new, because everyone else is already infected.

188,146

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Give it to me straight. This was all planned from the start, wasn't it?

> mileswmathis.com/corona.pdf
MILES W MATHIS OFFICIALLY A FUCKING VIRUS DENIER

GODDAMMIT MILES WHY DID YOU EVEN REDPILLED ME ABOUT PHOENICIANS = SEA PEOPLES = TODAY'S JEWS IF YOU'RE GONNA IGNORE HOW CORONA-CHAN IS A CHIMERA FREAK

Even better news:
CO2 emissions are at a global minimum.

I really haven't worked out who is behind the bizarre ass counter-argument that go against the grain of common parlance and distributed information.

I think whoever they are, their job is to say the opposite of whatever Yas Forums is currently interested in spreading.

Two possibilities.

1. It's to hide the real information, for some reason.

2. It's to authentically confuse Yas Forums.

Show, post, tell

>no large gatherings!!!
>practice social distancing!!
>Being packed into open offices of over 100 people toiling for 10 hours a day is perfectly fine though

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you guys are retarded, the graph of cases in China was pretty natural
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Yeah get the fuck out while you can since you can. Take solace in the fact that you are merely what marketing calls an early adapter.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

It don't need to look real, they just need to order their population to believe in it as well as their corporate slaves across the globe. No need to present evidence, they can just go "yes, it is like we say, no you can't look!".

USA STATUS TOP 3

NEW YORK: 950
WASHINGTON: 909
CALIFORNIA: 448

CONCLUSION: CLOSE THE FUCKING PORTS RIGHT NOW

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It's more like the capacity does not exist to deal with it and cannot be made to exist to deal with it at this point.

And so we've euthanized entire fucking sectors of the economy, ruined another generation's financial future, and let lefties take advantage of the crisis, so they are in position to grab guns and be in charge of rationing for what?

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 23 (TWENTY-THREE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

>meme flag
Fuck off

So what do you want any? If I find a video you will just say “prove that man hasn’t been diagnosed with covid-19” then when I do you will just call the video fake. Take your meds schizo.

Europe and the US are both controlled by ZOG. They make the shots. He is a fake ZOG employed crisis actor shill but that is another matter.

What if coronavirus is a conspiracy of toilet paper manufacturers?

Will Corona-chan stay in your body forever or is it fear porn?

any updates on Madagascar?
have they closed their ports yet?

i wish that ball was my ballsack...

Yes

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No, it's bidet manufacturers.

Checked and right now it's hard to say just because we're dragging our feet on giving those that lose their job any sort of relief during this crisis. Had we gotten that done already, I'd say quit your job. At this point I'm not sure how far this is going to go, because all of these lockdowns and quarantine measures are likely to severely nerf the spread of the virus, so quitting in the hope of a societal collapse is a bit premature.

All of that said, the economy is turbo fucked. A depression is all but guaranteed, so you're probably going to get fired at some point anyway. If it was me, I'd collect one more paycheck, and then quit unless the situation improves dramatically.

>no large gatherings over 50 mmkay!
>goes to work
>goes to a grocery store

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based and retarded

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Threadly reminder:

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Doesnt look pretty natural to me dude...

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/china/

Thats everything but natural in this kind of situation

Yeah it’s the schizo users that have to go against the mainstream pol views.

Cause I'm right and it's a psy-op.

China tanked the worlds economy with a fantasy virus.

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and? "climate change" is a hoax

Iran is containing this American-made virus. Based af.

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>coping is not proof

You're the one coping here Chong

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>be swedish
>our government's way of handling this is literally not handling it at all
>"just let it spread lmao herd immunity"
We're just going to watch out grandparents, and anyone with a disability die I guess.

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China isn't really getting better is it? The happening cant be over this soon.

Proof?

It will make you permanently sterile

FRIEDRICH MERZ POTENTIALLY GERMANYS NEXT CHANCELOR AND MERKELS NEMESIS IS INFECTED
MERKEL WINS YET AGAIN

Odd-man hypothesis
That's just it.

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Virus can be killed.
in a few isolated cases apparently it's been seen to go weird places where it's difficult to remove it.
not sure how trustworthy the one about spinal fluid I saw is.

they literally believe that shit.

Who else here since /cvg 100 and the stickied breads? Pretty comfy

Iran has actual mass graves from this.

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

China's had a fun time tanking the world economy with made up panic and will come out stronger because of it.

THIS VIRUS IS AMERICA'S FAULT!

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Any footage from San Francisco?

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Spain wasting no time to catch up to Iran's fake totals.
Lot of the smaller European countries finally starting to see the exponential increase, rip Luxembourg.

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>Corona-chan gives you the last coom
Based

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Until I see new batch of stuffs shipped from china the happening isn't over yet.

Spain is Oven

They limited travel from Europe, but that's it.

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They mostly tanked their own economy.
No more exports.

a-anons
I think it's really just a nothingburger
what I'm afraid of is the panic and possible economy collapse

Martial law today.

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CASTRO MUST BE ROLLING IN HIS MISSILE RIGHT NOW

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imagine having to post again in the new thread you fucking gay cunt, chinese don't have any respect for life and will record a dead body.
Filthy fatt mutts like you can't think for themselves

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

What Chinese videos? Show them.

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Do your part to beat Corona.
Donate Platelets today!

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Thank you Bing Dong Pong for your efforts. 10 points have been added to your social score

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We just had ours and martial law isnt coming for now. Actually feels a bit more relaxed than two days ago although economy is still going down fast...

Madagascar was supposed to be the home of the Jews to the Zionists initially. Makes you think why it isn't hit yet....

Again, google “Italy’s hospital” if you want to see those videos.

Do you honestly think chink shills can't use VPNs?

Did you really need to put that in caps and greentext a 100 times, who gives a shit

Go to nothingburger.today and check the video archive. There's some pretty spooky shit in there.
>Muh psyop niggers pls go

The entire world is going in lockdown to mess with usa politics

>ONTARIO DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

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+320 cases in switzerland
+289 cases +19 ded in netherlands
+820 cases in spain

I hope your lungs get scarred so badly you'll never be able to walk uphill again

still, at least 1/3 of those saved are huwaighattes

Groundhog Day 2 : Corona Boogaloo

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

How much do you use the bathroom?

i am an idiot explain why do people need blood transfusions from a respiratory disease

Post them.

Just watched someone cough up blood and die in the street, closed my blinds. Might start barricading my doors/windows.

guys my gym is closed what do i do now
i dont want to lose gains

They're trying to change the name of the Spanish Flu to 1918 Influenza Epidemic. It's in response to WHO wanting outbreaks to be called something gay to avoid offending anyone.
It's a stupid argument, though, because historically it's referred to as something and many people already know it as such, so changing the name not only attempts to rewrite a part of history but it also opens the possibility to rename everything.
That talk page brought up the Black Death as an example. They mentioned it's not the same because it's a historic event, so no one will rename it.
But mark my words. Some stupid nigger will get offended it's called BLACK death and they'll remove Black Death from the names and use an alternative name instead.

Is now a good time to buy bitcoins?

>work at psychiatric ward
>we get a patient in
>literal retard
>fucking massive dude
>stayed at his mother's home
>watched the news lately and decided he has the coronavirus
>hiding under bed, threatening people who pass in front of his home, random screaming
>mother decides to call cops
>retard thinks they're coming to put him down
>STABS HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER
>cops restrain him and take him to us
>immediately starts assaulting other patients
>put in confinement
>nurse goes in to talk to him
>he's really sorry and crying
>nurse tries to take his vitals
>"CORONAVIRUUUUUUUS"
>fucking decks the nurse in the jaw
>takes 6 people to restrain him while they inject him full of sedatives

So, how are things, /cvg/?

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Hospitals are always full of people, ask any doctor.
No reason to believe a single one of these people have the fantasy virus.

Why so few deaths in America, Germany, etc.?

Shouldn't we be seeing the ICUs and morgues filling up by now?

Is this thing just a hoax?

BNO Coronavirus updates:
- Germany: 702 new cases, 3 new deaths
- Netherlands: 292 new cases, 19 new deaths
- Malaysia: 120 new cases, 2 new deaths
- Portugal: 117 new cases

DENMARK BRO’S

RUMORS OF TOTAL SHUTDOWN HAPPENING TONIGHT

PRIME MINISTER WILL ANNOUNCE IT AND QUEEN WILL TALK AFTERWARDS

ILLEGAL TO GO OUTSIDE UNLESS FOR SUPERMARKET OR PHARMACY

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You motherfucker.

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HANS, DESTROY THE VIRUS!

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How can you be so goddamn retarded
There are 1.4 billion chinks
1.4 billion
1.4 billion
That's more than all the white nations including Russia and Turkey put together

I just find it funny how people do not understand exponential growth. It behaves purely mathematical and predictable. People are always baffled when I tell them what the next numbers are going to be.

I just look at Italy. We're exactly one week behind Italy, meaning all numbers Italy have now we're gonna have in a week and we'll probably take the same actions and people will have the same way.

Makes it so easy to prepare lmao. I prepped literally the day before people went into panic mode.

New York Bros you're exactly one week behind us btw. If you wanna see 1 week into the future look at german news

Did you pour gasoline over the body and set it on fire?

Finland: declared martial law

>WE CANCEL ALL EVENTS
>NO MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE ALLOWED AT ONE PLACE.

So does this mean we don't work?

>NO YOU KEEP WORKING EVEN IF THERE'S 2000 PEOPLE WORKING IN SAME PLACE.

Yeah, sure, I don't see any conflict there, sound good.

I bought a Kettlebell during the weekend predicting this would happen. Also have a pull up bar, so should be able to maintain gains for the foreseeable future.

It's getting better, right? Objective (You)s only, no catastrophizers.

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>248606928
>hospitals are always full of people on ventilators in hallways with various ones going critical
The absolute state of Amerishart healthcare that this would be normal for you.
Don't worry, it will be soon.
Also, (You) denied, hopefully you stocked up on your meds so you can take them.

we have 200 """""flu""""" deaths
they dont test for corona
its that simple

NUKE CHINA NOW

Reminder

Germany has just stated only around half of people infected notice any symptoms

Italy confirmed with testing a whole bunch of people that only 10% of their set infected even showed symptoms

This virus is literally nothing to worry about on a personal level unless you are 70+. Fags panicking are literally going to crash the economy though.

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It's dumb cunts being dumb. People said the same thing here one week ago

yeah, that happened

Yeah I do understand if you have reservations about interning people.

you and everyone else wishing for other people to get it and celebrating every time the number of infections rises are absolute fucking faggots.
Please continue quarantining yourself from the rest of humanity indefinitely, even after this pandemic is over. No one wants you around.

93->115 total cases for Russia as of today
7->10 local contact cases

I'm starting to get paranoid when people come up to my forklift and talk to me about whatever inventory discrepancy this or wrong lot number that. GET THE FUCK BACK, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ONE FOOT AWAY FROM ME TO TALK TO ME.

I'm not going to spoonfeed you everything, but I did snag a webm just to illustrate the point. There's plenty in the archive, it's not a fake archive or some redirect to nigger cocks. Not everyone around here is shitposting or shilling.

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Yes

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ITALIA NUMERO UNO!
ITALIA NUMERO UNO!

WE WILL PREVAIL

FUCK SPAIN!

ITALY NUMBAH UAN!
ITALY NUMBAH UAN!

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Comfy in my bunker

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i'm buying when they go under $3k.

c'mon Texas

>nurse tries to take his vitals
>"CORONAVIRUUUUUUUS"
>fucking decks the nurse in the jaw

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May is the big month.

>Hospitals always have beds full of people lining the hallways as far as the eye can see

better for muh dick, soon i'll start raiding and building up my own shota harem

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In a twist of fate, Poland is mostly flatlands.

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Yes, new cases daily have been dropping.
There will be less than 25K dead at the end of this all.

In only a couple months this will be a small happening in history that'll be quickly forgotten.

>epidemic already slowing down in Veneto, the first lockdown region
>soon the slowdown will be nationwide
>already thinking of measures against second wave reinfections

Ladies and gentlemen, we got her!

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In Italy 2000 people died so far

>Netherlands: deaths +100%
wew

Did you not read all three sentences?

Why are you cheering the demise of your nation... user??

>boipussy over faggot grilpussy
Based Hans

Ow, the edge.

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Just got my test results. Fortunately I don't have Corona!!

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>he thinks we're not just getting started

back to rebbit, goddamn faggot

>/x/ gets taken in

corrieredelveneto.corriere.it/veneto/cronaca/20_marzo_17/coronavirus-se-ceppo-lombardo-uccide-otto-volte-piu-gia-tre-mutazioni-c36578dc-6823-11ea-8372-e06aa5c607e8.shtml

Super letal lombardy strain!!!

Here have this

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Here's the fucking red pill. America made the virus and it is in the works for a vaccine to profit greatly from the panic of the feeble sheeple. Long live the nazi pharma conglomerate such as Bayer, Basf, Pfizer, J&J and others.

>It's all a psyop
>They're just trying to hurt Trump

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BIG HAND SANITIZER

Drinking Corona in my room for St.patricks day

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CDC:NO MORE THAN 1 PERSON ALLOWED TO GATHER AT ANY ONE PLACE.

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Oh wow someone passed out. Nice proof buddy.

checked but no user italy is done

>already thinking of measures against second wave reinfections
more info?

>want to have friends over
>have 100L of water and 5 months of food in open display
>the gas masks and gloves are hidden away though

what the FUCK do i do this shit probably isn't socially acceptable is it

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I think it speaks for itself that when I post this story, people don't even fucking believe it. That's how fucking batshit it is.

Its almost raiding time boys. Sooon so soon

Elaborate

>small happening
This is the most significant outbreak since what, the black plague? Regardless of overall mortality rate, I can't think of a single disease in the past 100+ years that has had a level of response comparable to this. SARS was a nothingburger, H1N1 was literally just the flu and nobody cared after a few weeks, this is having everything shut down on par with a global outbreak of Ebola.

If only that was it...
Nah its all about keeping the country and the working force going. VW just stopped production in all plants for up to three weeks to minimize infections and cause some parts are already missing. Not to mention all the small business owners having to close shop. We literally live on global trade and if it breaks down for long, we break with it.

>Hospitals are always full of people, ask any doctor.
>No reason to believe a single one of these people have the fantasy virus.

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Yes and Italy has a population of how many? And what is the age demographic of Italy again? Deaths are slowing down, yesterday reported (slightly) less deaths than the day before and I bet any more today will be a little less again. Italy is at the peak of the curve right now. See There will be more waves but each in theory should be less severe than the one preceding.

moh.gov.sg/news-highlights/details/five-more-cases-discharged-23-new-cases-of-covid-19-infection-confirmed
23 new cases in Singapore. Mostly imported.

i have 1 weight with up to 20 kg on it gonna do some curls, triceps and shoulders
everything else just gonna be bodyweight it seems

>that flashmob at the beggining
kek

So in the end of RE, raccoon city is nuked? So that will happen to China, right?

There’s more than 25k dead right now. You remind me of the guy two months ago who said “cases will flatline at 10k” lol

In Canada it will be a 6 month wait for a ventilator with our dogshit health care system. But at least it's free!

They're going to come and kill you if something happens to the food supply. Worry more about that.

Now wait until flu season starts next year and it all comes back in the second wave.

>There’s more than 25k dead right now
nice meme

lmao they're harmless college students who are unarmed

Not an argument and you're still a faggot

200 nurses furloughed in New York, Connecticut over coronavirus exposure
200 nurses furloughed in New York, Connecticut over coronavirus exposure
200 nurses furloughed in New York, Connecticut over coronavirus exposure

nypost.com/2020/03/16/200-nurses-furloughed-in-new-york-and-connecticut-over-coronavirus-exposure/

go away

IRELAND IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

Soon it's time for Ermächtigungsgesetz

Why are we not still on lock down??!! We have the worst medical system in SA. I still have to come to work like nothing is happening.

user, they just cancelled EURO 2020... we have to win something

>tfw live in New York

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Today corona-chan granted me a month of vacation. Thank you corona-chan!

Former California Democratic Rep. Katie Hill is sick after being ‘exposed’ to coronavirus
Former California Democratic Rep. Katie Hill is sick after being ‘exposed’ to coronavirus
Former California Democratic Rep. Katie Hill is sick after being ‘exposed’ to coronavirus
“I was exposed to COVID-19. Here’s what happened. It was an orgy with more than 50 staffers,”

nypost.com/2020/03/17/former-rep-katie-hill-is-sick-after-being-exposed-to-coronavirus/
her three-way relationship with her husband and a female staffer.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620097/Congresswoman-Katie-Hill-resign-amid-allegations-inappropriate-relationships-staffers.html

Daniel Bennett, brother of former Rep. Katie Hill, found dead in Los Angeles

gruntstuff.com/daniel-bennett-brother-of-former-rep-katie-hill-found-dead-in-los-angeles/13294/

Take the mitchellpill

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Take your meds.

Use google Translator, dead on lombardy are 8 times bigger than other italy regions.

(((America))) made the virus

is this face because of the virus there, or because just of new york in general?

Four-year-old girl with coronavirus
started 'panting, shaking and vomiting' after her concerned father gave her ibuprofen

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120573/Warnings-using-ibuprofen-combat-coronavirus-symptoms.html

The first warning about the painkiller came from France's health minister

France's health minister, Dr Olivier Veran, said ibuprofen could 'aggravate' the infection.

He wrote: 'Anti-inflammatories (ibuprofen, cortisone …) could aggravate the infection. If you have a fever, take paracetamol.'

Look at the increase pneumonia and flu deaths from the last two months compared to all previous years.
We already went back and confirmed a few of the recorded pneumonia deaths were from corona

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youtube.com/watch?v=Idw-N_b4qcY

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ONTARIO ON LOCKDOWN
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>removing boomers
>closing borders
>turning normies into neets
/ourgirl/

Ireland cowboy buttholes in the air!

Cuomo will save us you got nothing to worry about.

remember back in February the copypasta said "this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic"

nothingburger virgins keep moving the goal post while happeningchads where right all along....

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W -ash your hand at least 20 sec
U -se face masks responsibly
H -ave your temperature checked daily for fever
A -void large crowds
N -ever touch your face with unwashed hands

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled" --Mark Twain

All we can do is sit back and watch the circus play out.

Lockdown when

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And why does this happen? Because government takes this disease serious and takes appropriate measures. So why you acting like it's all not a big deal

I live there to. If you live in the city get fucked. If your upstate its still nice and comfy

It's a numbers game.

Game of Thrones star Kristofer Hivju reveals he has tested positive for the coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8119105/Game-Thrones-star-Kristofer-Hivju-reveals-tested-positive-coronavirus.html

Except in the Netherlands 50% of the people in the icu is under 60

Yes.
Jew York sucks.

80% of infected show symptoms.

>Chinese numbers are 100% correct guys! We tested everyone who died from pneumonia to make sure it wasn’t covid-19! China#1!

I've never been there in my life. It's funny how your first response to anything you don't like is "GO BACK TO LE REDDIT".
How about you go suck off Trudeau. Then you can have corona too. Since you guys seem so excited about it spreading everywhere, you can volunteer yourself to be the first to try it out and see how fun it is.

Make me, dumbshit

Plague Ships World Tour 2019/2020

Antarctica was just visited , kek

more than 100 Australian doctors and dentists stuck on cruise ship off Chile
>more than 100 Australian doctors and dentists stuck on cruise ship off Chile
more than 100 doctors, dentists and medical experts from Australia were on board for a 10-night cruise to Antarctica

Attendees at a medical conference cruise on the Roald Amundsen vessel have been prevented from disembarking

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/coronavirus-covid-19-australian-doctors-dentists-stuck-cruise-ship-coast-chile
British boat asks Cuba for help

wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-hits-more-cruise-ships-leaving-vessels-stuck-at-sea-11584373335

Anybody have a laptop handy? What's the R^2 on that bad boy?

NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
>NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
>NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
>NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND
>NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEAFLAND

HOARD WAR WHEN?

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Thanks Bobo, you ready to rip and tear bud?

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Just remember: the border of your brothers are closed and we all have specific laws that allows us to violently chase away any swede that tries to work around these laws.

Stay the fuck out. Your country is a contaminated petri dish that will be used to test out how bad this is actually gonna get when it isn't controlled.

Enjoy death.

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