AUS/POL - 2 WEEK LOCKDOWN EDITION #4

>Qantas and Jetstar ground 150 aircraft as demand for travel plummets
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-covid-19-australia-latest-news-live-updates/12061250

>ASX rises on opening, materials sectors leading
baka.com.au/business/markets/dow-plunges-13pc-in-worst-rout-since-black-monday-20200317-p54at0.html

>Gruesome video shows special forces brutality as ex soldier alleges murder
baka.com.au/national/gruesome-video-shows-special-forces-brutality-as-ex-soldier-alleges-murder-20200316-p54aqk.html

>'I'll lock myself in and punch cones': Aussie traveller gives a VERY honest account of how he'll spend his two weeks in coronavirus isolation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116941/Aussie-traveller-gives-honest-response-hell-spend-two-weeks-coronavirus-isolation.html

>RBA calling an emergency meeting to slash rates to 0.25 per cent ‘inevitable’
news.com.au/finance/business/rba-calling-an-emergency-meeting-to-slash-rates-to-025-per-cent-inevitable/news-story/4216d33440b5a122cfe4333b0ad7601d

>Josh Frydenberg to learn if he's ineligible to sit in the Australian parliament
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/17/josh-frydenberg-to-learn-if-hes-ineligible-to-sit-in-the-australian-parliament

>Federal Government warns Australians will lose jobs as COVID-19 hits economy
sbs.com.au/news/federal-government-warns-australians-will-lose-jobs-as-covid-19-hits-economy

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>lockdown shit starting Friday turned out to be a copypasta from some Malaysian lockdown
I'm never getting time off work am I?

what you finna do during lockies /auspol/?

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Praise him

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Praise the SAS, fuck this guy

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I need a hug frens

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Praise him And you will feel better

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So when does the lockdown go into effect?

My plan for ages has been to drop these cancerous faggots and go to another casual job and decide my career from there, work in that sector and eventually afford a house with my gf, start a family one day and try to make sure they dont fall into the same traps i did.
My gf found her career and is actually good at it, now it's my turn but fucked if i know what the future is going to look like from how everything's going to shit.

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Making poo covered punji sticks to ward off rampaging Sudos when they go nuts in another week or 2, before martial law is declared. That & some gardening. Been wanting to get into archery as well, what better time? Might set up a small range to practice in the back yard.

like 50% of my hair fell out the last 2 months
what do you think lads?

Please take you re󠛡ddit tier meme back there with you.

What's going on in you're life to warrant that?

Go Rogan mode, its all you can do

Yo does anyone know where to go to get some forensic/hazmat suits and gas masks? I want the full shebang once the raiding starts

Shave it off lad.

This.

I got sent home today. Just hang in there, the dream will come true.

brah i don't think its a male pattern baldness thing it was fine midyear 2019 that shit's just going

Just make sure you have a dense enough target to shoot at. All my arrows are fucked because they went too far into the box I was shooting at and would rip the front of the plastic fletching off.

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You have cancer

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Die for israel

In can strike quick but it could also be stress-related

Stop using steroids.

boss laid me off :(

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Could I be so bold as to ask how much of Australia is Irish roughly?

The virgin SAS "should I drop this cunt?" vs the chad just drops 50 cunts without asking.

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die for mediocrity

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niggie wtf

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oh nononononon

Good call. Was going to put an inch thick layer of chipboard behind the target, think that'll do the job. If not, another layer.

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There's a lot to consider here. What's the length of these hairs, are they getting noticeably thinner? Is it diffuse or in a pattern? How old are you. My wife is a hair loss professional so ask away

This lockdown is never happening, you wagies will never have time off and our economy and house prices will be more stronger than ever

ebay you dumb cunt. but if you're deciding you want to larp just now, you're a bit late to the party and will 100% get buttfucked by real men. stay inside and smoke cones faggot.

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Before modern immigration a sizeable amount, but it's not a bloc like it is in America.

Finasteride

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Lock downs at 12 midnight, tomorrow. Stock up on alcohol and weed tomorrow.

sage

Literally what even the fuck is wrong with the shape of this guy's head?

punch cones and remix music

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To the guys in the last bread with 60k, 70k, and 500k savings and worried about the dollar crashing, why arent you holding physical gold and silver right now?

Also:
>recently got hired by a tv shopping network
>whole country going to go into lockdown soon
>all boomers and gen xers are going to be watching tv non stop
>my job is so secure while the rest of the country will have to compete with diversity for whatever shitty jobs are left.

Life is pretty comfy rn lads.

Depends what you mean by irish? Full blooded, not much. Half-cast and quarter, heaps. Australia had shit loads of Irish at one time, back in ye ole days, one of Australia's largest immigrant blocs I believe.

Something like that or a cardboard box with phonebooks inside. Just depends on bow poundage/range to target etc/ but you'll work out what's best.

PATRICK DNAGERFIELD is the biggest fucking faggot in Australian sport. Sucks the cum right out of gils dick and thinks hes the best bloke on planet earth. kill youtrself cunt.

anyway how's everyone doing?

What genre?

that's what im worried about srs
was an alcoholic for years

Stop falling for bread and circuses faggotry. Sport obsession is the reason Australia is so lax on any other social institution.

the hair's thinner, it is falling out in no real pattern
i went from normal to being able to see my scalp since christmas

i undereat a lot, smoke and drink coffee

I'm like 2/3 Irish with an Irish name actually. Tons of Irish decent in aus. We're not like the yanks though, nobody really says "Oh, I'm so Irish, look at me" every st paddy's day or anything.

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No, you.

Military surplus maybe? Amazon would too I reckon.

Adelaide supporter spotted

brehs

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Blue Monday and only blue monday
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try stepping on my property cunt

and fuck gil mchalchlan, sold out the game. literally changed the fucking rules of the game to satisy tv execs. im so done with the AFL, anyone else?

Actually moved a significant amount here to Japan for a home purchase. I'm pretty giddy about how much it's appreciated in compar to the aud in the last few weeks. Will move it back to Australia when it bottoms out.

nah West Coast; WA master race checking in

>Government warns people could lose jobs.
You guys still have jobs?

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2,087,800 (self-declared Irish ancestry, 2011; 10.4% of the Australian population)

its a whole lot more than that though. not many first generation but alot of aussies have irish surnames.

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DANGERFIELD

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rip poles

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based

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Expand your horizons

yeah right cunt as if i wanna catch scabies form a dirty mutt like you too with coronavirus around the corner.

Shitpost here.

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>still watching GayFL

I cant even get fired from mine properly.

HURR DURR SPORTSBALL

I smoke too and my wife tells me it fucks with hair growth. I don't really buy that though. My hair is fine. How heavy a smoker are you? Coffee and nicotine are vasoconstrictors and could be affecting the blood supply to your scalp.
Minoxidil might treat that but try cutting back on the coffee and ciggies. They're too expensive in Australia any way.

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probably house music, but I fuck with other genres as well so will just do whatever feels right when i'm high I guess

good stay home puss ass nigger

Shoot
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Yeah it truly is GayFL nowadays lad. Just remember, they are trying to ban the bump

>Mark Williams calls for ban on bump after Polly Farmer CTE diagnosis
>Premiership coach Mark Williams has called for the AFL to ban the bump on players with the ball in the wake of the late Graham “Polly” Farmer’s bombshell CTE diagnosis.

>And the American godfather of CTE research, Chris Nowinski, says there would be a dramatic reduction in future CTE cases in AFL if high-contact training drills were banned and players could only tackle after the age of 15.

>Experts including leading sports medico Peter Larkins said on Thursday the league would need to “change the fabric of the game” if it was serious about reducing the levels of concussion and sub-concussions.
Farmer was the first AFL player to be diagnosed with the neurodegenerative disease caused by repeated concussions, with CTE only diagnosed by analysis of the brain post-mortem.

>Port Adelaide legend Williams was the man who called on the AFL to crack down on head-high hits, which resulted in landmark tribunal penalties and a massive reduction in dangerous blows.

>He said on Thursday he believed the next step was bumping unsuspecting players given how dangerous sub-concussions and concussions were.

>“I don’t understand why we bump,” he said. “I remember when Byron Pickett got rubbed out for six weeks for a bump and I put it to everyone at that stage — why not eliminate bumps and just tackle.

>“When both players are going down to pick up the ball a collision is going to occur but not too many players get injured in that instance compared to others when you have the opportunity to tackle and you don’t. If you are fractionally late to the ball you tackle and if you are early you get to the ball. It is a duty of care to everyone. Change it and make it safer for player. It would take a year for people to get used to it and then we wouldn’t know the difference.”

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Source?

shitposting is a lifetime career

His asshole

Just heard my neighbours oven turn on. Time for /raider/

kekkles

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i slam coffee and smokes all day, you're probably right yeah that's definitely something i consume way too much of

im ready

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this pandemic woke me up. im going full self sustainable after this thing blows over.

Why are government apps so fucking shit?

what are all the normies going to do with no sports? all a cunt at uni would talk about is his NRL fantasy picks for the week despite knowing i couldnt give fewer fucks

>trust me bro

Noice. Got a soundcload or anything where I can checkout your choons? And what program you use? I was using a cracked version of Ableton. I got into it for a while but it was too fucking time consooming for me. I still love mixing though.

Friend of a friend.

Good luck

really though?

you're doin it wrong

>phonebooks

Even better idea. What else am I gonna do with them?

Was looking at this little fella, seems good for a starter bow for a couple of hundred: amazon.com/Samick-Sage-Takedown-Recurve-Bundle/

Ignore that shite.
is the goods.

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the cumstains on the monitor is pretty conclusive that this is a larp

next time you larpers want it to be believe, wipe up your dried cum ffs