/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2189

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>US State Leaderboard
93 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead each
>VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, IN, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead each

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GARY COME HOME

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WHAT THE FUCK
>THEY'RE TOYING WITH US
>THEY'RE TOYING WITH US
>THEY'RE TOYING WITH US
>THEY'RE TOYING WITH US

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just after I cum, my armpits instantly smell terrible. Is this a symptom?

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I have reason to believe that NC is suppressing numbers in order to keep the niggers in Charlotte/Raleigh from rioting as long as they can

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE ONTARIOBROS
ITS HAPPENING

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>Dead: 7,477
lol, still only 7,477.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,477? Four days? Five days?

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Daily reminder that your granparents, great grandparents got sent off to war and to die. Here you all are writing on your expensive machines at home watching nettube and playing videogames acting like this is all so hard. Toughen up. I am ashamed to call myself a young person if this it what we are all like.

Corona is a NWO psy-op to create international governmental bodies to address so called world-wide emergencies. It is like global warming, a big scam to create an illusionary problem that can only be fixed by giving up national sovereignity. And Yas Forums shills making 'muh prepping' threads are playing right into their hands.

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

"Coronavirus" literally doesn't exist, the "test" they use to prove someone has it is complete BS, all the so-called victims were already sick with something else that they just pass off as being corona, a made-up fantasy virus.

Is Corona, dare I say...(((Fake)))?

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ITALIAN HOSPITAL VIDEO
> no recoveries
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0

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No, having a stench does mean you have coronavirus, you're just French.

FUCK I FORGOT THE LINK
youtube.com/watch?v=yWgL0wsfCAc

I'm running out of money and I can't work nor leave the house. Will I be okay?

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>COVID-19 infects via the ACEII enzyme on cells like SARS
>COVID-19 also infects via the furin protein like HIV/Ebola
>just found out that technically furin is an ANTIBODY

These threads have talked countless times about where the ACEII enzyme is i.e. lungs, organs, veins, brain, etc.

BUT WE NEVER RESEARCHED WHAT CELLS EXPRESS THE FURIN PROTEIN

Researching now

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Spain literally not doing tests to people with low-mild symptons, of course people being ok are carriers too. Basketball player Felipe Reyes infected his brother and he still feel ok

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY FOOTBALLERINOS UNIRONICALLY

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based

Australia announces lock downs tomorrow,
city quarantines on 20th march

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I know that idiot, but i can't have hundreds of masks can i? Even medical professionals working on patients with high levels of exposure are reusing these masks now. Throwing them out is ideal, but you have to make compromises. I'm just wandering how much damage the ethanol would have done.

yeah i know that now. sucks because this one had an awesome fit. Will still use it for being outside and places that are very low risk tho i think. Still better than a surgical mask i would think?

Since society is collpasing, it is important to learn how to make your own tools.
Will this rock make a good stone axe?

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Homeless people are getting food and sanitation kits from Pablemos, go to the street and say you are a hobo

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

REEEEEEEE
HELP ME OUT

based, fuck football

Dumbest conspiracy I ever heard.

It just means you are French.

NORF FC

Break out the nukes, shits fucked

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Happy st.patricks day

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can someone redpill me on shinji death cult?

thread theme
youtu.be/u3ltZmI5LQw

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26 new cases in Latvia..
We're fucked.

60 total.

Covid19 is the disease not the virus brainlet
The virus is SARS

And yet you can't prove it wrong.

>Olympics still happening

Japan in deep denial and coping hard

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Heh, Boris knows you can't contain the average britbong so he just said fuck it we go with herd immunity.

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there you go (open in incognito mode)
nytimes.com/2020/02/21/world/asia/south-korea-coronavirus-shincheonji.html

WHAT HAPPENED TO GARY
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM
YOU KRAUT FUCK

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how old is your dad? unless he's 70+ and sickly already I wouldn't worry too much.

Explain this then:
sciencenorway.no/forskningno-norway-water/can-water-spoil/1442835
>The answer is yes, according to Truls Krogh, director of the Department of Water Hygiene at the Norwegian Institute of Public Health.

>“If the water is covered and of good quality to start with, in principle it can last a thousand years,” he says.

>This also goes for water from the faucet.
>“Of course there can’t be much organic matter in the water, which there isn’t in the water most Norwegian homes have on tap. As long as it’s been contained in a closed bottle that doesn’t let any substances into the contents it can keep for years without becoming dangerous to drink,” says Krogh.

>Premier Doug Ford Declares State of Emergency
youtube.com/watch?v=yWgL0wsfCAc
It's happening

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can you raid?

>SPAIN GOVERMENT MAKES BARBER SHOPS BE OPEN
>Madrid Goverment says they aren't opening
>SPAIN GOVERMENT MAKES BARBER SHOPS NOT OPENING NOW

>Madrid makes Telepizza and Rodilla (Food chains of pizza and sandwhiches) make kids food to give it to the kids of poors families
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FORBIDS THE AGREEDMENT
>Madrid keeps gonna do it regardless
>SPANISH GOVERMENT AGREES WITH THE AGREEDMENT

Spanish communist goverment is such a joke, where is the coup to put technicians and military people ruling this crisis.

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Since society is collapsing, it is important to make your own tools.
Will this stone make a good stone axe?

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35 new cases here and people keep coughing inside other peoples throat.
Scalation in 10 days

Just go to the pub.

Japan Olympic Committee deputy head has coronavirus: statement
sports.yahoo.com/japan-olympic-committee-deputy-head-coronavirus-statement-103849303--oly.html

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First St.Pattie's Day being 21, and its during the happening.

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So it's happening.
The ABSOLUTE STATE of your country's healtcare system has been revealed.
Are you having fun?

If you think about it australia has always been in lockdown.

He has late-stage emphysema and early 60s

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

"Coronavirus" literally doesn't exist, the "test" they use to prove someone has it is complete BS, all the so-called victims were already sick with something else that they just pass off as being corona, a made-up fantasy virus.

China's had fun time tanking the world economy with made up panic and will come out stronger because of it.

Coronavirus is fake, and you have been manipulated.
Sorry.

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one of the hohol workers from my company, currently in Riga, has a 39.5 celcium temperature and is coofing

That's sad, really, I still can't believe poeple are dying when they could simply stay at home and not get infected in the first place. But they never listen do they? Anyway, I hope you guys are comfy.

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I can't read your shitty English, manolo

>raiding other people because you didn't prep
scum, only people who prep can raid so they get more preps

Noooooooooooooooooooo

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I WOULD LIKE TO COMMISION SOME RESPIRATOR PEPES; LIKE ONE ON HE COPIUM TANK; DONT HAVE THE SKILL TO DRAW THEM MYSELF
>I WOULD LIKE TO COMMISION SOME RESPIRATOR PEPES; LIKE ONE ON HE COPIUM TANK; DONT HAVE THE SKILL TO DRAW THEM MYSELF

In return have some garbage Corona immune Madagascar Lemur OC

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Who tf r u and what did you do to our Garry?

top kek, 2021 incoming too.

>/x/

massive copium vein detected, denial miners dispatched immediately

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One of the lowest death rates in the world so far if not the lowest
I'm genuinely shocked

Where's the videos?

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Fuck

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nigga how the fuck do you 6toes and lithuanians have so few cases

Aahahahahahha updated to Fag2.0

just break into a hardware store when society collapses. A good axe will last generations. Stone tools won't need to be made unless nothing can be salvaged and all knowledge is lost.

NUKE CHINA NOW

I hope they blow it off entirely and preserve Japan as it is.

>I might not live to see them but the Olympics must happen

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>Stanley Johnson, father of the UK prime minister, has indicated he would ignore official advice to tackle the spread of coronavirus and still go to the pub.

>The Prime Minister said the advice was particularly important for people over 70. But Stanley Johnson, 79, said: “Of course I’ll go to a pub if I need to go to a pub.”

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oh well I'd worry then. stay alone in your dorm until you're sure you're fine?

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

China's had fun time tanking the world economy with made up panic and will come out stronger because of it.

Hope you had fun being manipulated.

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This is good because it was about nigger mafia this time, even if Chris Rock was in.

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twitter.com/BNONews/status/1239708674626650115?s=20

Brazil is up next

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Very very awful idea. They are closed anyway

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Stay away from your dad jesus christ, that should be obvious

Did they cancel eurosvison yet? It would be a shame if couldn't shitpost about it on Yas Forums this year.

Something must be going right.
Or they couldn't be bothered to test are you are hosed and don't know it yet.

Hope it's the former. Stay alive until you die user.

Am i the only one with a weird smirk

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Can you imagine not being NEET mode right now?

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>US treasury mint creates new 2020 coins
>IT'S A FUCKING BAT

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Superior Baltic genes. Also, insane alcoholism.

How long until Abe gets his head out of his ass?

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Nigger this shit has been going on since november in China, it hasn't been a month since Italy got serious, give it time

Where is Asuka poster? Is Russia gone already?

Seems like US testing has slowed down a lot the past day or two?

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Holy fuck, damn stupid normie fucks are now hating on preppers for being "greedy" and buying in time. Fucking pathetic beasts. Literally 2-3 weeks ago they called me a fool for prepping.

Unauthorized filming in hospitals is punishable by law in any civilized country dumbass

and 4 other things

Kek what a fag

Yes, yes I can.
And with good reason...

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

China's had fun time tanking the world economy with made up panic and will come out stronger because of it.

The virus is fake, the panic is real.

+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
>+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
>+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
>+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases
>+2 more deaths in PH, total of 14 deaths and 187 confirmed cases

>mom keeps saying everything will be alright
even if she's right, i don't want her to be

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Stay; don’t see your dad and bring the filth of NYC with you. Just stay. And keep clean.

I admit I find the atmosphere of fear and chaos a bit amusing too

someone make a meme of this

WE'RE DOOMED

I'd be stuck in NYC though - my Mom is freaking out and she seems ready to have a heart attack

If any Yas Forumstards know a place that I could stay, I would really appreciate

At least the Tories won't win the next election because they'll have accidentally killed most of the elderly population who voted for them.

And how about China? No new videos out of there at all.

Jesus fuck the irony of these situations is just too much for me

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Based

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SHUTDOWN THE FUCKING UK ALREADY BORIS

I WANT TO BE OFF WORK

youtu.be/LQ7R9zHeDy8
Based House also this song fits well.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3629151/
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0042682213003085
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5450662/
estrogen enhances HIV / retrovirus immunity
trannies were right all along

Literally two posts above yours, nigger

does anybody have the screencap of the post that started with something along the lines of

it will start in the winter, etc

We have a 1.3k infected and only 3 dead
Keep in mind we share a very large border with Northern Italy

Tbh it's a tough spot. I was in a similar one, since I was living abroad and came back to mom's house while mom has asthma. What you have to understand is that eventually everyone will have this, just because this is so contagious. So either from you or from someone else, your dad is gonna get it

No, we aren't.
And with good reason...

When the outbreak first hit china, there were a bunch of shitty videos leaked showing corpses just lying around on the streets and people screaming and crying while spewing out blood. /Cvg/ fags masturbated over those vids yelling "its happening"
Now, there are none from both Western and Chinese people. Euros and mutts should have more cameras and phones. Censorship is weaker than China. Why are we not seeing any Italian boomer vomiting blood?

China's had fun time tanking the world economy with made up panic and will come out stronger because of it.

Hope you had fun being manipulated.

GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

I keep seeing people on here saying "my mom" "my dad" "my family won't stock up".

Which confirms my suspicions this board is primarily made up of impressionable 12 year old edge lords lmao

Cope

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... YOU MEAN THE 35 NEW FROM YESTERDAY?
OR ARE THOSE NEW FROM TODAY?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

She just fucking loves us to death!
TROPICAL WEATHER DOESN'T KILL THE VIRUS

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says the boat person, no healthcare system in the world can handle a plague... that is why im having fun

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>eventually everyone will have this
>you will be reinfected until you die
Nukes when?

He'll be back and posting about wanting to suck dick in no time don't worry

no i'm a neet who still lives with mommy at 22

Hospitals are always full of people regardless of the circumstances this proves nothing and there's no reason to believe these people have coronavirus.

Humanity is doomed...
youtube.com/watch?v=tae8F4gkfiw

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My mom and dad says I need to be with them! They won't listen to me and are freaking out that I'm going to be in NYC when they very likely will shut down.

This timeline

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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If it makes you sleep better lard

Day 3 of quarantine in Madrid: I had to leave the house. I heard calls for help from the windows as I drove through empty highways, body bags lined up in front of every building. I don't hear my coughing neighbor anymore.

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NO DU30 IS JUST USING THE VEERUS TO ASCEND TO A FASCISM STATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Green beer is overrated. Habbenings are much rarer. You’ll remember this one.

Imagine how many niglets will be born in the US in 9 months named Qa'Rona and Lavyrus.

Oh my god, I was trying dab on some boomers and they thought I was being sincere.

Are people that desperate for their denial to be validated?

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Im Garry's substitute as Gary is having some weird coughs right now

Russia is surpressing numbers. Oh boy, is it going to get FUN in a week or two here.
>t. healthcare fag

NORF

oh fuck
idc living in this state= worse than death

It'll go away in the summer right :^]

Why is Worst Korea doing so well?

BUT MUH 40 DEGREES CELCIOUS HEAT DOESN'T HELP AHHHHHH

numero uno

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>internal screaming intensifies

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The fact you have no argument and are just coping only proves me right.

Latest update from Germany states only ''half'' of those who get infected notice they are sick.

Previous study from Italy showed low rates of symptoms in infected people too. Huge number of random tests showed people carrying the virus who weren't even sick.

Didn't Merkel Ferkel said something about that everything has to shut down? Bars? Discos and shit? Why is everything still open? I just came from the bibliothek.

>I heard calls for help from the windows as I drove through empty highways, body bags lined up in front of every building.
bs

Fuck off, retard

>Saint Corona
>A catholic patron saint of pandemics
>Her remains are preserved in Northern Italy
l-lads?

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a) Wuhan is still in lockdown, police enforced, people are likely dying in their apartments

b) New videos are coming every day, one source of them is this twitter, there are others.

c) By leaking this at this moment you're likely risking your life and the chinks are cracking down harder than usual

twitter.com/jenniferatntd

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the great firewall was reinforced a few weeks ago to block any outgoing connections.

can yuo stop postin

SÍ SE PUEDE
SÍ SE PUEDE
SÍ SE PUEDE
VAMOS ESPAÑÑAAAAA

rejoice our people were forged for this environment

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Counting from the date that 50 fatalities were registered, China needed 7 days and Italy 6 to reach 300 deaths. Spain only 5 days.
>Spain only 5 days

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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>Just called leaf health told them I had symptoms
>please quarantine yourself for 14 days
>if you start internally bleeding or feel like your drowning when breathing call back to get tested, thank you.

Already at home "working"

No herd for me

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BASED DOUGIE

ABSOLUTE COPE
nigger, all those people ALREADY HAVE THE CHINAIDS, there's just no room to keep them in the intensive care centers

You need to stay put and truly isolate until you can confirm you don’t have it. If you go to your parents you’ll probably kill both of them. If you can get out of the city without them that is the ideal course of action. Have them get you a motel or something.

Same end result.

Sure thing bro

A couple of months ago the Weebs had a Fukushima Campaign to proof the food grown there was safe again, brainlets ofcourse believed them and started to eat the vegetables.

asahi.com/ajw/articles/13205630

Buy VitD supplements now and take one every 12 hours.

gary...
no....

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>american samoa

guess the phenotype of the people that stays in the streets despite there being a quarantine

Blame feminists cunts

EVERYONE PANIC AHHHHH

Markets opening soon.

BRRR soon, fellow doomers.

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>Government shill
Stop trying to hide the truth, the economy is already gone, there's no saving it. The world NEEDS TO KNOW.

No faggot. Seethe harder you can't prove me wrong.

Them explain to them that you are trying to save their boomer lives and you‘ll ve fine. That only applies if you have a place to stay.

And we are in a very early stage, give it 2 weeks.
Nurses/doctors are already getting infected left and right. Stay safe, stay at home.

>The Anti-CCP twitter said so-so it must be true!

CAN ANYONE DEFEAT SPAIN

Great isn't it? I have always felt that things stopped being real in 2012.

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>federal reserve redpilling everyone that they are FUCKING USELESS

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>Portugal confirmed for European football champion for 5 years straight

ALERT! Changes are being made to the Spanish Flu wikipedia page!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Spanish_flu#Requested_move_15_March_2020

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Already been doing that lmao, along with multivitamins. My roommate came down sick about two weeks ago, classic symptoms of corona - constant horse coughing, stuck in bed for a few days. He has cleared up now and I was fine the whole time.

Well he barely leaves the house user, he works from home

Could care less, I just hate seeing my parents so distress. I think the stress is ready to kill them before the corona.

post pics and audio if it's true nigger
>no
great surprise

COMPARATIVE AT 15 DAYS SINCE 100 INFECTED REGISTERED IN EUROPE COUNTRIES

ITALY: 9,172
FRANCE: 6,633
GERMANY: 7,272
SPAIN: 11,178

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nypost.com/2020/03/16/more-congressional-staffers-test-positive-for-coronavirus/
>Two more congressional staffers have tested positive
>“A member of our DC team has been informed by the Virginia Department of Health that they tested positive”>As a result of this positive test, my DC office will be closed with staff members working from home until further notice.”
>“Out of an abundance of caution, I have also made the decision for my Scottsdale office to work remotely until further notice. Given that I have interacted with the employee who tested positive, I will be working from home until otherwise told by doctors,”
>staff who came in contact with the individual while the individual was exhibiting symptoms will be self-isolating at home for the next 14 days and monitoring their symptoms closely
>had no known contact with the senator or other lawmakers, the New Mexico Democrat said
archive.is/3Wm5o

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> Tfw white """"""people"""""""

youtu.be/bN3E556L5P4

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No, no no no no
>my sides
bro fucking stop please
ultra keks

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>Australia announces lock downs tomorrow,
source?