Brit/pol/ Still no bog roll edition

Guys help I only have two cans of beans left and I still have to stay 12 days inside.

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Your welcome

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Benidorm away, lets hav it.
twitter.com/rtuknews/status/1239584711346769920?s=21

Ok...

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get dominoes to deliver

bet you wish you had a friendly relationship with you local paki shop now lmfao

>bat eating chinks
>a small country thousands of miles away from the epicentre of the outbreak

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>work all but dried up
>lidl being emptied as quick as they can restock it
>both local pubs shut
well fuck this right off

I only got the number of my weed dealer, think he'll buy me some groceries?

how do you explain the dead?

portion them out lad. its about 70g a day, enjoy

we did it just like this tbf

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>implying the cash and carry isn't low on stocks also

What is it about us that makes Putin especially ass-mad?
State media there is OBSESSED by us

no shit retard? that’s why he’s hiding his stock in the back and only giving it to based regulars he likes
spastic

Is he thick? They are literally demonstrating it lol

we're easy prey. isolated from EU and some mugs want to isolate us from the USA too.

I'm going to torch your paki shop

Infatuation I'd say.

same reason the baddie in any yank film is usually british, yurps are having a shit about brexit and now our who cares approach to the flu and the british left can't acknowledge anything good about the country, we just make people really really arsehurt.

You have to order 10 days in advance

pakis got more mates than you, we’ll fill you in

youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>we
you’ve never been outside in your life

They arent smiling, God Bless!

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>Current plans may need to be in place until a vaccine is available, which could take 18 months.

Dunno If I can be fucked with 18 months of this shit t b h

Back when you could get bog roll, what was your lads favourite?
Been using some poncy expensive stuff because all the other shit was sold out. 3 ply, Broad sheets, comfortable. Amazing how the other half live.

if only you supposed based paki businesses you’d have someone willing to help you out

could you stockpile some new insults?

>this video comes out
>the next day
>"AVOID ALL NON-ESSENTIAL FOREIGN TRAVEL"
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-britons-advised-to-avoid-all-non-essential-travel-for-30-days-11958965

The elite fear the norf men

More mates yeah but even combined they have a lower IQ than me so will inevitably lose in a protracted conflict

i can still get bog roll because i support my local immigrant business

>why does britpol hate pakis again?

bcos they rape girls and mince them into kebabs
then get paid £250,000 for the privilege.

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i call a spade a spade mate? why would i call it anything else just because you can’t refute that it’s a spade?

it’s pretty obvious you’ve never had sex mate

Mine picked me up two 4 packs of carling a kebab and 3 chicken and mushroom pot noodles last night and i dont even have the germ.
Hes a fucking lad.

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eddie pls just for one thread stfu.

Good old England, are you the mad lads that are gearing up for war with the chinks? Thats why you have been pumping up your numbers with cannon fodder, hmmm interesting

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whites rape far more kids in this country than anyone else

I’d just use any old shit. If it isn’t thick enough I just fold it in half.

Sounds nice, I'll make a call.

the grooming gang rape culture is pakistani

You don't know what an apex is spacker

You don't actually believe that do you?

why is he doing gay limp-wrist?

I just get angry whenever I go on twatter and read what the spastic lefties who think they are übermensch are saying.

youtube.com/watch?v=AP3Crm4K1ug

the raping vulnerable boys in your care is culturally english

Dunno mate, but he'd batter you.

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WTF Pajeet? You wipe with your fucking hand. Give those back.

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>Dominic Raab avoids the question about Trump hoarding the vaccine for Americans
Yep, we’re fucked

it’s true so yeah i do

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It flexes your forearm more faggot try it

Bout time we gouged a few pakis.
We all know they keep their wealth close.

fanny batter lol.look at the big poof.

>whole building just had a fire alarm test
>500 people congregate on pavement
>now everyone is packing as tightly as possible into the elevators
we are fucked aren’t we

opendemocracy.net/en/oureconomy/we-cant-let-economic-crisis-go-waste/
Check this shit lads.
Send beans to SW1A 2AA if you can spare.

this is cinematic aspergers

it may well but it looks gay