How long will this last one small female?

How hungry do you get when dealing with rape trauma after a gang of marauding niggers have got done with you?

Tits the gtfo, poo arse.

One small female will last until 25 after that this shit becomes saggy and fat

Depends, how fat are you? List height and weight

post feet

A week at most. Or you could live off of my cum indefinitely.

About a week, but you can come over and suck my dick for nutritious semen if you want

I don't see any food

tits or gtfo

>they got rid of home economics

kek. bra burning yentas.

>one small female

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Ignore the autism, 2 weeks if you are conservative about it

Would last 3 days for me. Also you're not a female, you were born a male and will always be a male, no matter if you cut your dick or pop hormone pills that make you grow man tits.

>implying you won't be taken away by raiders

Your going find out your real worth in 2 weeks

are you planning on drinking the oil?

7 days
Unironically this, I fast routinely and it's done wonders for my inflammation and immune system. First year in a long time I've had no allergy symptoms.

5'3, 115lbs. Dont eat much. What else should I get?
I already have silver,ammo,a rifle and a pistol.

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Small females can eat amazing amounts of food when tickled from the right spot.
So it depends.
>post tits

2 days if you are active and skinny
2 weeks if you can ration yourself, avoid physical activity and are chubby.

ok

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A week, tops.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

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>nearly all-carb subsistence diet

Kwashiorkor / 10

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Worthless roastie whore, enjoy being a fuckslave for raider incels

HE SAID LIST NIT POST A SELFIE YOU DUMB CUNTOID.

Don't worry. As long as you're willing to suck did you'll always be able to get canned beans

>extremely narrow hips
yeah thats a trap, blow your head off faggot

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>no hips
>big manly hands
>hiding adam's apple

Tranny confirmed.

You could get by on 1200-1400 calories/day. One can of those beans is roughly 1200 calories. ~4800 come from a pasta box. ~7600 come from the canola(?) oil. Chef Boyardee is about 480 calories per can, and let's add it with chili(?) in the back, purely an estimate but I'll guess about 500 calories there too, we'll add it with the chicken broth which adds about 100, and the capers which add about 40. The pasta sauce adds about 900 total. The alfredo sauce is about 300.

4 days for the beans, 8 days for the pasta, 6.5 days from the oil, 1 day from the pasta sauces, and 1 day from the misc items. Nearly 3 weeks.

GET IFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FILTHY CUNT RAT

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

THIS IS NOT R9K

post fenis, or kindly make your egress from this image board

>thank you for your observance

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kys tranny

2 weeks max

Maybe a week if you ration it carfully.

YOU FUCKING WHORE

Based OP nurturing for the lg he plans on kidnapping

body count is 1 desu senpai.

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Stop hiding your neck and show us your Adam's apple, tranny faggot.

nice nails... what about the FENIS??

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At least a week, if you really are a small female and not a small curvy beach whale.

1 week of you ration. Or till you die from sodium od

This is breakfast for the average American female.

No timestamp?

i think 10 days at best

If you can manage on one meal a day, plus the leftovers for breakfast, you're good for a couple of weeks.

>enough water for a week
>enough pasta for two days
>enough oil for two months

nice prep

trannies aren't female
sage

Bitch if you want those beans you're not allowed toilet my paper. You want fiber? Well enjoy shitting in the alleyway and getting locked out

this is a mindgeek thread to DISTRACT anons from the HAPPENINGS and focus your ENERGY on some stupid whore
she's paid to do this by kikes to distract us
remember what they put on the TVs in Palestine when they were taking over?

Lies. I hope you get raped by a pack of blacks, whore. YOU WOULD REJECT ME, therefore I will laugh when you suffer.

>pathetically hiding his manshoulders
Even the tranny knows he will never be a woman

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fucking rude

You know you guys always make me cry. So mean user..

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Reported. Enjoy you bam slutoid.

depends on what you mean by "small"

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Where do you live? Pretty sure I know you

this place use to have standards. females use to have to post tits with time stamp as well as sharpie in ass with stamp before shitting up a board. i fucking hate this place now.

Not long enough for it to have been worth focusing on dry/canned shit.

Stop posting nudes on Yas Forums you dumb fucking attention whore. Also your "prep is shit" that will last you two weeks at best

Do you guys drink that "snake juice" (water + salts) thing when you fast?

Ugly goblina feet.

>it's ma'am!

>this nigga got a problem with rape oil

How do you live for 6 days off cooking oil??

user,wanna coom over and take supplements with me?

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Kidnapping target detected

ok. not a trap
nose screams jew though
i'd still breed

lol you idiots. OP is probably an incel fag who got these pics from an fb/ig/nude/shouldn't share thread on Yas Forums

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i love trannies

Nice larp there user, post shoe on head to confirm not larper.

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it's solid gold baybee

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roll tide anons

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You combine it with the other food?

LARP

kek. post source

>1 or 2 kilos of el cheapo penne
>already made sugo

Not even Penne Rigate. Tsk tsk

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heyy bros want to bunk up? nohomo

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Yse a calorie calculator online to find out how many you need per day based on your height, current weight and activity levels. It's very easy. The second most important is protein per lab or kg of lean body weight per day. Then you read the kcal and protein per 100g on the nutritional info on the packs and go from there. Work out what your body needs per day and then choose how many days you are prepping for. Remember also that 1 months worth worth of food is only accounting for a (100/12) 8.5 percent drop in food availability over the next year.

Sharpie in belly button or larp confirmed. I dont give a fuck about tits and pussy like these simps

Do you want to live or survive? I can survive 3 weeks on it without any damage to my body.

I have to post tits user... that's rule number one tehe..
sorry they're not to your standard senpai. :'(

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PLS
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simp here
ill send you money

Bloomberg dropped out because adrencrome supply was running low

desu, literally perfect if it wasn't for, ironically, having posted nudes on Yas Forumshaving nudes online

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Well done finally someone observed the tits or gtfo rule may lord K3K bless you and see you through this crisis

Hey FAGGOT, The Blue Oyster bar is THAT wayГ>. Go be a faggot elsewhere

1. 48 bottles of water is a bottle of water a day, plenty there
2. Way too much sauce to dry pasta ratio there. Get another 2 packs of dry pasta and that should be good for 2 weeks food (provided you can eat the same meal twice a day every day)
3. Get some biscuits and preserved fruits for snacks/breakfasts, other things as well.
4. Trap or not, would bang

Everyone Must have sustanance

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Well shit, tranny or not...would coom all over.

yeah... nah. I'm outta here

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>carbohydrates
>vegetable oil
you're more likely to die from a heart attack within next few weeks than catching corona

Oh Boy. Follow the White Rabbit
COV-FE-FE

Why stock up? You can just suck off dudes for their stash.

I hope a serial killer makes you die very slowly

>>all over
Vope Warpon 2018

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about 20 seconds when you get jugular plunged and raped by a roving pack of coons.

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OP got banned?

On this day op was not a faggot

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Can here to post this good bye fags

god im so glad i have plenty of side bitches so i dont need to drool over this cunt like you simps

so mean anons..

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I do OMAD, one meal a day. I don't feel the need to add electrolytes with this pattern. I haven't experimented with the apple cider vinegar yet.

have boobies pls?

Well, nudes and op pic are from the same room, it's at least interesting.

post dick or gtfo

habbening confirmed. a real life female

fuck spam filter see attached

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LOOOOOOOOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

if thats really you, good job on the figure! Buy bags of rice retard.

Qt femanon come to Canada and ride out the Coronavirus with me we’ll be much better off you burgers are in for a shitstorm unfortunately

You should store your dry erase markers with the tips down so they don't dry out. Many people throw them away prematurely because they keep them upside down or sideways the same fucktarded way you are.

shit

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Nice eyes, fat nose, small non dick sucking lips.

I'd fuck you with a paper bag on your head because your body is an 8, but your face is a 4. Now GTFO, you got your attention.

I live

Venmo me @noodlecake so I can afford to shitpost anons. I'll buy more food and survive collapse. pls help. I am owober driver,business slow due to virus. Send help and nudes.

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Petite slut getting fucked raw with Big Black Horse Covk.

Yes

> tfw a qt female posts on Yas Forums

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I so would... Cute little autistic. Fuck these seething faggots. Please excuse them they are mad that you dont have a penis... You are cute. Let's shack up and I'll share my supplies.......and my semen.

wait a sec... snapchat. Are you just snapping with your beneficial friend and asking her to do what pol says then posting her replies? that's not nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=sOM4MpN-ju0

ATTENTION WHORE SLUT FOR CHAD

> small female
I’ll trade security for sec

You look like a dude.

Who the fuck actually post nudes when asked while being biological female? Did user hired you for this?

Lads I'm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG

c-cute!!!!!

MOM I DONT WANNA GET BANNED.
ITS MY TURN ON THE Yas Forums

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A cute

You have french ancestry

Son of a bitch I hope you rot away from MERSA

youtube.com/watch?v=W-Syk-7xoXM

I'd assume a week, but you can always just go back to the store

>no rice for all those beans
>only 6 gallons of water
Not even two weeks worth of water, whats wrong with you?

shoe on head

nice to see theres still good in the world

Still don't believe it, time stamp with sharpie in belly button or this is all bullshit

>WOMEN! ARE ALL STUPID SLUTS!!!!
>actual cute girl posts
>suddenly
>I love you please marry me

What is wrong with men?

kys thot

nice oompa loompa haircut

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>>heart attack from inflamation
I really wish the democrats didn't fuck up our two countries relations, my Shungite supplying healthy friend.

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have you forgotten where you are?

Depends if Tyrone comes over.

Anons I love you all. Long time lurker I am. Please stay safe during these coofing times. I will continue to shitpost until the end.

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Kek

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Needs cock.