IT STARTS WITH

IT STARTS WITH...
ONE COUGH
MY THROAT FEELS DRY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF I DONT FLY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
AS THE NUMBERS CLIMB
THE STOCK MARKET FLATLINES
ALL I KNOW
TP IS A VALUEABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE RAIDING BEGINS
WATCH JOBS SHUT DOWN BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY
VIRUS TAKES LIFE AWAY
IT'S SO SURREAL
DIDN'T RAID SHOPS BEFORE
WATCH THE STOCK GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU COUGH
I KEPT MYSELF INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT ALL FELL APART
STATE OF EMERGENCY
WILL EVENTUALLY BE
DECLARED IN A TIME WHEN

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no one's gonna sing with ya John, you just shit yourself

This post pushes me one step closer to the edge

Them feels

Emily Jewkiss is that you?

Typical American
Doesn't know when a joke is naturally over

early 2000s nu metal tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn't even matter.

This post is so cringy. My skin is crawling so much that it feels numb. I feel I'm about to faint.

>ALL I KNOW
>TP IS A VALUEABLE THING

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Lol

GTFO off this site normalfag

World is going down but the shitposts go up
Kek, fuck kikes

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kek

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
IN THE END
IM COOFING BLOOD AND SORROW
BEGINS TO EAT
MY SOUL ALIVE
IN THE END
THE JEWS WILL DIE TOMORROOOOOOOOOW!

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Nice

>says the perpetual clown world bongistani
Everything about you, your people and your country is a fucking joke

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Who the fuck is this nerd?

Someone vocaroo this now

LMAO THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=Yx4-KTc4hGE

The joke was over with the first three lines, but no; you illiterate colonials just keep strangling it because you're just fucking dumb.

you're too young to post here

Lol you don't even know which country I'm from, jew

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I miss being a teenager in the early 2000s.

Weird Al... is that you...

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Looking back to the past,
Predictions of the end
Unseen ultra violet rays
Are beating on my head
Nuclear threat want to bet will be our demise
The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies
When the news had spread, that soon we'd all be dead
Well it just blew our minds
No one could have guessed that our worst fears at best
Figments of our time
So it seems that our dreams will never come to be
How can such a stupid thing destroy humanity?
A few weeks till extinction and there's nothing we can do
A message sent to other worlds will say "It was just the flu"
There's no lesson to be learned
There's no one left to learn it

We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll getcha just a little bit sick
Got a head cold, got a chest cold and it's three days old goin' on forever
Make you hazy, make you lazy, drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days and years
Barely got the time now
To stay on the job
Double up the dosage in your water supply
Make you even sicker till you're slippin' away
Getting all depressed, it's getting all your friends
You can't get it up for nothing that'll rock the boat
No!
The government flu
The government flu
The government flu
Slip it abroad
Keep a-slowin' down the USSR
But meanwhile
We'll keep an eye on what it's doin' to you
Got a head cold, got a chest…

I put my spit
in you
I coughed directly on your bowl
of chowder soup
and wiped my nose on your bread rooo~oll

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Says the foreskin eating golem

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I PUT MY SPIT
IN YOU
I COUGHED DIRECTLY ON YOU JEW!
THEN SHOT YOU DEAD!
AND WIPED MY NOSE ON YOUR TOMBSTOOOONE!

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WHEN I COUGH UP THE PLACE, Y'ALL SHIT YOUR PANTS
WOO-HAN, GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
I GOT THE SNIFFLES FROM THE BAT YOU BETTER GET TO PREP
WOO-HAN, GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
GO SELL YOUR STOCKS THIS GONNA BE YOUR LAST PAYCHECK
WOO-HAN, GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE FLU WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T GOT MUCH TP IN THE SHED
HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HIS FULL HAZMAT SUIT ON
IN THE QUE AT THE LOCAL WALLMART

WELL THE POOS START COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Not bad, moar

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

THE THE THE
THE VIRUS HITS ME
SO HARD
MAKE ME SAY OH MY GOD
THANK YOU
FOR BLESSING ME
WITH A VIRUS TAILOR MADE TO KILL NORMIES

Keep going

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Yas Forums the musical when?

excellent

EVERYTHING YOU COOF ON MEEEE
TAKES ME ON STEP CLOSER TO THE ER
IM ABOUT TO COOF
I NEED A LITTLE TANK TO BREATHE
CUZ IN ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
IM ABOUT TO COOF

>jew banter on point
Aylmao

how bout
Well
The Asians coofing
and they don't stop coofing

IT STARTS WITH...
ONE POST
BY THE FBI
I HIT A BACK FLIP AND JACKED OFF IN YOUR EYE
KEEP THAT IN MIND
AS AFRICAN NUMBERS CLIMB
THE WHITE BIRTH RACE FLATLINES
ALL I KNOW
NIGGERS ARE A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT PICK COTTON BY AS THE KKK BEGINS
WATCH MEXICANS STEAL YOUR JOB BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY
JEWS TAKES GOLD AWAY
IT'S SO SURREAL
DIDNT LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SON UH OH
NOW HE'S A WOMAN WITH A BLACK DILDO
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU TRANS
I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT CAME OUT AS A FART
WHAT IT MEAN TO /B
WILL EVENTUALLY BE
WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN

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Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Cough the blood
Gotta cough the blood
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug

Two coughs
Suit up with the gang
From bat soup
To a whole quarantine
Out the bottom
I'm a dying proof
Im compromising
Half a million on the block
Kill houses
Looking like a flu
Incubated
I was overdue
Red Blood
I can barely move
Ask about me
I'm gon' bust a lung
Rick James
Thirty-three beds
Wuhan air
Crusin' USA
Mask off
That's a liability
Hit the air
Boosting my adrenaline

Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Cough the blood
Gotta cough the blood
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug

Wagie Bus
I ride anything
Buy my mask
Make 'em go sick
(Oh my Nugrle, praise him be)
My puneuma
Drank cat blood
Styro and beams
Go to those extremes
Parliament
Batsoup Wednesday
Paris infected
We was in attendance
Before the business
No checks (Theo-Dur)
More prescriptions
Focus on the missions
Infection
Never take a break
Switch states
Touch all, foreign knobs
Ain't no way
Ain't no fucking way
We call the play
We didn't come to play
Cough the blood
We gonna cough the blood
They damn, we chang
But they are not the same

(Coof me up)
Coof me up inside
(I can't coof up)
Coof me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from corona
(Coof me up)
Bid my lungs to run
(I can't coof up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the virus I've become

delete this

;_:

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Someone make a vocaroo please.

Do it nigger

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turbo kike is a turbo hypocrite
top kek

I'm Weird Al
>Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one
>When will I get the virus, Corona?
>Ooh, you make my nostrils run, my nostrils run
>Got to wipe it off on the bus, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona

>Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
>Close enough to get in my eyes, Corona
>Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
>Running with a temp that's now high, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

>When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
>Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
>Is it d-d-destiny, my chest feels weak
>Or is it just my lungs are confined, Corona?

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

Ok styx, we get it. You're a funny guy.

>TP IS A VALUEABLE THING

kek

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Styx is a faggot

every kike will be gassed in the upcoming apocalypse

IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND

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I'm tired of seeing hot spew just want to go sleep
feeling so feverish, coughed up my own organs
I don't know my own life expectancy
Put under the covers, they're sealing my bodybag
caught in the zipper thing, dick's caught in the fucking zip
Every breathe that I take wrecks another happeningfag
caught in the zipper thing, dick's caught in the fucking zip

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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LOL

fuck off shitskin

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Heres your you

holy fuck that pic is gold

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