French dude here : I have the virus

I have a lot of fever, and 911 doesn't want to come home... What do I do ?

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Surrender.

did you stick it up your ass

No, why ?

38.6 degrees is barely above freezing, Jacques.

there's poop all over it

mmmmmm chocolate

I didn't even notice

Steps to get better.
1.Drink water
2.Stop playing with poop, you can take your temp under your armpit or in your mouth
3.Eat large, hearty meals.
4.Take a fever reducer, based on the virus you have. Preferably small doses of Tylenol(Acetaminophen) as it fucks up your liver.
5.Rest
6.Get Sunlight
7.Take daily multi-vitamin after breakfast.

Thats not poo thats just the inside of a frenchmans mouth

>Eat large, hearty meals

why

It's just poor lighting in the picture user. Everything looks smeared in shit when you take a picture in poor lighting.

>911
Vpn shitposter detected.

>Why eat meals
To replenish your bodies protiens, carbs, and nutrients.
The Water is to digest it. To keep you cool.

kek good one OP

Just relax Pierre. You're not gonna day of a fever.

pasta OP, we already had this thread. stop fucking creating so many trash pastas

Your English sucks bruh

>What do I do ?

Pray to Mecca and say a thousand "Allahu Akbars"??

Thanks !
But what is "fever reducer" ? I don't have any. Do you mean Paracétamol ?
I don't think I have any at home, and we're no longer allowed to go out without a written letter to describe our course... but we aren't allowed either to move if we have fever or cough !

I can't do anything. That's fucked up, I'm in total panic... Help

You gross cunt. I can smell it from here.

try measuring by mouth then

Good god, I'd hate to see their ass then. Guess we were doing them a favour at Crécy

>golden-lel.png

Underrated as fuck.

dont reduce your fever except ur about to hit 40 degrees, the virus sucks at surviving high temperatures. just go through it, the natural way

>The Water is to digest it. To keep you cool.
Peak burger science.

Two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Does it tho? The virus probably came from a bat and to survive in one it must at least withstand 40 degrees.

This interaction is just too perfect.

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well regardless if it does or not(its from a pangolin as what i heard) its stupid to take fever lowering shit as long ur not in a lifethreatening condition. your bodily functions should be respected and not supressed. I mean I don't take laxatives cuz i wanna shit right now, same es i dont take aspirin everytime i have headache. all this shit is retarded moneymaking sheme we have been indoctrinated in for a century. there are even other diy fewer lowering practices you can apply, what people did in the early 19ties.

fpbp

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Clean your ass, Mohammed, fuck.

gold

woah I have that same thermometer
I mean without the poop but it’s mostly the same thermometer

just saying if your psychologically so dependant on comfort, you should get a reality check how full of decadency your lifestyle is. srsly all these meds if consumed regularly with every itch and pain you have do more harm on the long term than what you actually get for it. that stuff is like the candy, the mars,twix&snickers of the medicines. unnecessary.

we eat shitty unhealthy food for years that, we know fucks up our teeth, just so we then go to the dentist and fix our teeth. we pay to destroy our teeth and then pay to fix them. it created a whole industry around something completley retarded.

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first one was better muritard.

that is his you retard, fucking kiwis.

>France
>911

fuck off gay abbo samefag who puts his phone on airplane mode to change IDs

no one asked for your opinion bitch

just saying there are systems that make money out of your self destructive behaviour and systems which then make money out of fixing you.

you are the mans twinks and niggers of the medicines

Need to take another reading. Make sure it’s taken under your tongue

Nice one!

I will put a claw hammer in your asshole fiberglass handle first and then hit the head of the claw hammer with a ballpeen hammer and you will feel the unpleasant vibrations of the incompressible FRP Material against the entire length of your vertebral column

it's common sense stupid faggot nigger

maybe you should just check the temperature first

Tell the disease it's a hoax to stop Trump from becoming president like the USA does. If that doesn't work then you have to pray.

Go to the store and coof

>there's poop all over it
Welcome to France.

I've been to Quebec, and there's just pee all over everything there.
Why is it different in France?

In Canada they peepee. In France they poopoo. Small cultural differences. That's all.

that was good, Ed. really, really nice.

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Va en Inde vivre parmis les tiens gros déguelasse.

Find a jew and give it them

im not saying meds are bad, its bad to take them for every little shit.

kek

>911

>Unlike most of its neighbours and the US, France does not have one single number to contact emergency services such as the fire fighters, police and ambulance services. There is no single number like the US's 911 or Britain's 999, instead it has ten numbers people can call to get help.

LARP more.