Brit/pol/: going down the pub *Edition

>Coronavirus
UK to unveil new financial measures to support economy
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51920444

Europe plans full border closure in virus battle
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51918596

Pubs and restaurants 'could go bust within weeks'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51925295

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didn't wash my hands lads

been cough all week too

God I hope the pub doesn’t go bust.

I like it.

Based

What, like ever?

>tfw no gf

Coof moo coof

and i've only got a flip phone yet i still get laid, what's your excuse?

It's no worse than hayfever, fuck quarantine.

you lads accepting refugees? promise i’ll behave myself

Does giving blowies transmit the China flu? I need to know if my business is going to go under.

Can’t have all my clients dying now, can we.

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based but who the fuck are you son

>go Co op
>Pick up some milk chocolate digestives for £1.40
>Offer to pack my own bag as the nice old lady has clearly had a stroke at some point
>Asks her colleague to grab me the larger and cheaper pack of chocolate biscuits from around the back because i'm so polite.
>Stroke lady saved me 40p

God bless you based Co op stroke lady

Beetus

Just don't coof on the stiffy.

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dont know what that means u virgin

>Normie mongs losing their shit at the prospect of having to self isolate/being isolated for any amount of time
Pathetic cunts

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Laura Ashley has called in the administrators

My name is Maxwell Horatius Fitzgerald-Buchanan III.

other boards back onlines

had to do about 10 bloody captchas for this post

Why do you need a bag for just digestives?

Surely you could just carry them?

We're living in interesting times lads. Everyday the fabric of society unravels a little bit more.

Chaos will reign soon.

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fuck off pube

you're one of them britfeel virgins arent you? why's zeus too terrified to fight me?

I’m not worried about that, my family won’t fookin stop going out. If I get ill, it’ll be their fault.

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Just wait until I tell my father of how you spoke to me, you will regret it.

I had other items you sausage

And get stabbed by some minority when you tell them to fuck off after harassing you for a biscuit?

ill batter yer da

Stay safe lad.

I've been self isolating for 3 days now and I'm losing my mind. I can't even see my girlfriend, she's freaking out. It's not just normies that are going to go insane from this.

My local will be the last place to close down. Half the people in there couldn't give a fuck if they die as long as they can get pissed. Gym normies will be BTFO first as people will just work-out at home.

t. still going to the pub

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Welcome to my life for the past 8 years

I do quite sincerely desire that you contract the virus, you council estate filth.

But you are a normie

Just applied for universal credit lads, gib’s gibs

already had it mate and i bet im holding more than you

> Has gf
> think’s he’s not a normie

Pic one m8

How many coofs will they pay you?

It's our new politically correct dildo proof vest

Similar to my life really. It's hilarious watching them freak out over something that is perfectly normal behavior to you and me.

>all these non-Yas Forums tourists coming now their boards have slowdowned
MAN THE WALLS LADS
KEEP THESE SAVAGES OUT

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Same ere, got flight back to uk from Germany leaving my misses there, gonna be 2-3 months and she’s probs gonna get BLACKED

That pic looks comfy

>Work in a pub
>Not getting enough hours
>Boris tells people not to go to the pub
>Suddenly I have lots of hours

What did they mean by this?

Literally have been told my uni is moving teaching online for next term.
WHAT AM I PAYING FOR?
I’m such a cuck.

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Ed's on the Stella again youtube.com/watch?v=uUy-lpe8WqM

if you've never been homeless atleast once in your life you don't deserve to post on brit/pol/

no one knows that ed you spastic

>Not learning a trade

You fell for the Uni meme anyway mate

Silly homosexual.

What are you studying?

post a picture you broke LARPing virgin

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>BoJo tells people not go go to pubs but doesn't enforce it
>pubs are probably gonna be jam packed from people going before they're forced not to
>virus spreads more
What was he thinking? Either restrict it properly or don't, half arseing it doesn't help.

It's time to come home lads.

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still can't believe i've went through so many stacks in a couple of weeks man

>Gym normies will be BTFO first as people will just work-out at home.
All the gyms around me are still open and in spite of initially saying "I am not sure about going", my normie friends still went this morning, and all said that their gym was no less busy
So now they probably have convinced it's fine because everybody else is still going

>no one knows that ed you spastic
Are you new? A weekday morning tripfag?
Do you do tricks?

Can confirm. My Gym is fucking insane at the moment, busier than it usually is. I have a home gym anyway so I don't really mind too much if it closes.

>"Are you new?" asks the newfag

Yea lmao

No tricks then.

ODEON cinemas are shutting down today. Thank fuck my local cinema is Cineworld. Got tickets to see The Hunt tonight.

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The footy being cancelled is going to cause a revolution

You may be apparently making stacks but you're still a tripcode faggot

This is wealth, little fool.

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bruv why are these newfags on me

i was on the fields in the no go ends while you were chilling with your mum at home and that terrifies you?

Stupid newfag, lurk moar

all the cops should dress like that it's appropriate for them

>Liverpool don't win the Premier League
Silver lining to this Coronavirus thing to be fair. Fuck the scousers and fuck the 96.

i'm the only god that exists mate

and you're an envious broke virgin

Holy shit Wikipedia is down now. The fuck is going on with the internet today?

Just Had some normie on Instagram post:
“This is an attack not our immune system, but on our freedom!”

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Maffs, innit.

They envy us

*booooop*
*booooop*
>Hello, and thank you for calling the Redpilled Company. Who is speaking, please?
It's me. Get me the based department.
>Patching you through now.
*hold music*
*click*
Uhhh, hello? Based department?
>This is the based department, how can we help?
Yeah... you're going to want to see this...

The upside of this virus is it'll see a massive rise in normie suicides if we're told to isolate

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what is a newfag

trip blog edition

I don’t think it is

What sort of maths?

I've read the Bible thoroughly and the only mention it made of you was when you and your friends were burned in Sodom.

>i was on the fields in the no go ends
elaborate

Wagies on suicide watch.

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>Just had a package I ordered from China months ago, delivered
>Don't want to touch it

I’m veering towards topology and abstract algebra.

So yeah, I’m not even doing like stats or something useful.

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You

please stop using the term spastic it's offensive

Deano will be raging