last day of warning before im outta internet cunts 20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense lockdown choke points? there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down. makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there" there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.htmltraffic.sa.gov.au/ "people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns aswell as cargo planes flying in NSW TAS WA, beef sales still steady even though our biggest export china stopped buying" they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people.. doomed by lollipop sign cunts
the other thread says 2 week lockdown not "AUS/POL 2" week lockdown
Austin Adams
Who's the biggest cunt in Australia?
Ian Young
Oh well fuck it, this bread looks breddy comfy lol thios one
Austin Diaz
I can't stop wanking to Hannah Baxter. She was a slut so she deserved it. The daughters deserved it because they were future sluts. Is that normal?
PS. The only good woman is a dead woman
Evan Anderson
I went to town this morning the joint is in absolute chaos. Supermarkets empty all I wanted was bbq sauce. But after I saw the people panicking there and down the street I went to the gun shop and stocked up. I live 30 minutes from town on a small farm I'm actually worried that food riots are going to start shortly and I'm concerned about these crazies looting. My mates a cop in the town and I rang him and he said they are only just keeping the lid on it. He and his family are coming to stay at mine. I hadn't been to town for weeks and I was shocked at the terror that these people had. I've got heaps of food and fresh water guns and ammo and 4 pig dogs that generally don't like strangers but I'm still pretty concerned at the state of mind of the general public. How is everyone else holding up? I'm about as prepared as I can be but I'm in easy about what might be coming. How long before the looting starts
How do I get psychological help frens? I fear I may do something that I'll later regret...
Camden Miller
Can they wait another 2 weeks so I can get my tooth fixed. Sick of chewing on one side of the mouth. Also make it a month. Also give us another make up term for Uni. I promise I'll never sneeze near a boomer ever again if you also throw in a 2 grand stimulus cheque.
>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.
>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.
>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.
>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.
>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.
>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.
>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”
HAPPENING CANCELLED
Nolan Ross
4stats.io every board but Yas Forums, Yas Forums, /vg/, Yas Forums, and Yas Forums are down. potentially connected to the google search debacle?
Caleb Russell
Thanks to you some schizo is probably going to shoot up a lollipop sign cunt lmao.....
>in isolation >all grocery delivery is booked out >little food at home What the fuck am I meant to do?
Nathaniel Young
Look at all those Aussies!
Hudson Bennett
They never said vaccine. Although we also didn't even make the thing they are talking about - Germans did. We just used it on people for Corona. But we weren't even the first to do that. Singapore and Worst Korea started doing it. No idea how we're claiming this one.
Nathaniel Peterson
>the daily cure found by a biotech company trying to pump their stocks post
Probably that poo on telly that you fellas are always posting.
Bentley Powell
Shopping run
Brody Sanchez
I busted a nut to the rape and murder of Louise Jesperson. She dressed like a whore so she deserved to be raped. Hearing her scream for her mother gave me a hard on. Is that normal?
Cooper Parker
I noticed safety barriers being put up on exit and on-ramps on the City-Link freeway supposedly due to the West Gate tunnel project or something which isn’t even nearby.
Noah Lewis
>tfw i found a 12 pack under the sink in the laundry Feels pretty good Was annoying as using old paint rags for a few days
Jaxson Sanders
those barstards restrict your movement thats kidnapping! self defense
Wyatt Roberts
Give uber and deliveroo your money, cheapo.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Have none. All shops nearby are sold out of almost everything.
Aiden Miller
Go to GP, say you're worried about what you might do, they'll refer you to a psych. Or just go to an emergency ward and tell them your problems they'll find a padded cell for you.
Asher Morales
>Unemployment about to skyrocket >Normies about to compete with diversity for whatever shitty jobs are left. >half the country working from home if they even still have a job >government may be about to reccomend people stay at home for two weeks to self isolate >mfw i got hired by one of those tv shopping networks and my job is about as safe as can be.
Two maccas meals are like a daily calorie filler. Although I hope you got toilet paper cause that's a lot of shitting.
Xavier Hill
spread it, unless you're in reddy, leave my dad alone.
Jacob Moore
Should've got a better job desu, nobody to blame but yourself.
Nathaniel Price
BAU for me in Sydney, I went to work today. Though I suspect we'll probably get shut down later on in the week and told not to come in for a few weeks. VERY lucky to have a relatively safe job that shouldn't disappear.
Not quite so fortunate for the missus though, I'm seeing first hand just how rough this is going to be for people in casual work, hospitality, and tourism. She's had about half her shifts cut, and got told by the supervisor today that they can't expect to have a job beyond about two weeks. She's not a citizen/doesn't have PR in Aus so it's a coin toss as to whether I just buy her a flight to her home country, it's a real fucked situation mates. A lot of people are gonna lose their jobs and be hopelessly stuck if they don't have a few months of money to cover rent, food, and all the other bullshit expenses. I'm reckoning a lot of people are gonna end up on their ass in the street.
Nathaniel Fisher
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Adrian Brown
tiddies won't save you when society collapses. i've lived through it, and i'm prepared to do it again.
It’s over mate, they’re completely cured and the therapy has been in use in China, South Korea, Singapore and Hong Kong, the happening is cancelled mate.
Ethan Cox
COPE
Matthew Martin
Google meat wholesaler and fruit and veg wholesaler.
Lucas Peterson
>tfw work at supermarke >half the people telling you they feel really bad for you >other half who know what's up slipping you phone numbers and resumes to get in while the gettings good >other guys with two jobs calling in sick to other job and working as many hours as they can to rake in savings before recession
Brayden Ward
>>Normies about to compete with diversity for whatever shitty jobs are left. this, they thought they were king shit being boomers and jews, no sympathy
Kayden Davis
That's like $40 a day off UberEats, I'm not a millionaire. Already have if I've been an incubator the past two weeks. Cunt. I'm not allowed to leave.
Jackson Scott
My hobby is wanking to news articles about rape victims. They were raped because they dressed like sluts. They deserved it. Is that normal?
PS. It's only rape if the guy is ugly
Landon Garcia
have i saved enough to survive the recession lads?
this was my neighborhood grocery store. it was about 8 feet above my house.
Thomas Baker
>two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes. Is it bleach and roundup?
Matthew Lopez
What are the chances we get AFL games this weekend? I'm dying for some football
Isaac Bell
>She's not a citizen/doesn't have PR in Aus
Nooooooo not the chinkoid gfs
Nathaniel Howard
traditional abos wiped their arse with a goona stick
Nolan Flores
Get fucked faggot
Luke Lewis
consider suicide
John Bailey
Why should I feel sorry for your dumb immigrant gf? She probably brought the virus here
Luis Nelson
I wonder how Turncoat is going to escape from New York.
Jaxon Butler
You lived in a drain?
Evan Hill
You might get some local games user
Michael Foster
>I'm not allowed to leave. who's enforcing it?
Jonathan Nguyen
Didn't the chinks and then the jews and then the canadians already find the cure? >It's just a flu bro. And we still can't cure the flu. Sounds pretty legit to me.
Angel Jenkins
My hobby is laughing at taxpayers. I've never paid a cent in income tax. I've never worked a day in my life. I've cost the state health system 24k this year. I'll never repay my HECS debt. I bludge on cenno and fake suicide attempts to waste gov resources. I'm getting $750 from scomo. Seethe harder wagie!
Oliver Garcia
I think the start of AFLM has been delayed
Luis Cooper
BIG MILKERS
Brody Evans
Tasfag here. Our hospital is so fucking retarded. We don't have the space past 10 cases. We're asked to clean the rooms after the cases discharge. Pic related is the fucking gear they're providing us. They said in a meeting today "wait 20 minutes after they leave so it's no longer airborne, and use contact precaution guides"
depends. ANZ is the worst placed of the big 4. You'll only survive if the gov guarantees your deposit.
Carson Long
It’s over mate, consider yourself informed whilst the media beats this up further, it’ll be over in six weeks time. In the meantime there’s an opportunity in the next week to sell back your toilet paper hoard at a fantastic profit.
Asher Gonzalez
On a plane to Israel.
Carter Green
If it's not a larp, cops in QLD and NSW are checking on enforcement and it's a gigantic fine for breaking it now.
Alexander Walker
I dunno, I don't exactly want corona cases to be linked back to me and then end up with a fat fine that I can't afford.
Xavier King
Based neckbeard neet seigeking, drain that shit dry bruh
>Morocco What the fuck is wrong with these dumb roasties.
Juan Fisher
Yes, the Chinks and Koreans have been using this therapy for the last six weeks, hence their low death rates, IT’S OVER.
Nicholas Brooks
I do. I'm from New Orleans. Not ashamed of it. We're the white minority who built the city and who maintain it.
Brayden Jackson
Government better. Otherwise we're in Mad Max territory. I'm counting on being able to use me and my gfs savings to buy a house of some sort in the coming recession.
Robert Cruz
what did you study, busta?
Cooper Howard
life on tutorial mode
Liam Reyes
Did they tell you to hold your breath? lol.
Zachary Phillips
Guys there’s still 747s flying out of Sydney airport.
heres hoping those wise eyes of yours isnt going to end up being trapped behind them, got cunts telling me they are seeing military cargo planes flying around yet they refuse to do more than a 2 week shop
>counting on the government to secure his funds when 90% of it has already been lent out via fractional reserve lending and they have put in measures to stop bank runs.
I studied engineering for two years before switching to retard tier history degree. I completed five years of university and never graduated. Participating in society as a sub 8 male is cucked. Imagine competing with 10 million other males for chad's leftovers. Imagine paying tax so it can be spent on whores. I refuse to contribute to a system that supports single mothers.
Hunter Diaz
Fuck off you unAustralian cunt
Jace Perez
yeah I'm hoping to get a house out of it. Wife and I are sitting on about 500k of gold, cash, deposits, few shorts, etc. At the same time if the housing market goes under so do the banks. Can the gov save them all without causing massive inflation making the dollaridoo worthless?
Adam Johnson
Fug. Fug. Just hold out for six months so I can at least buy a plot of land. Something to sleep on, you bastards.
Eli Diaz
another fucking dog post whos a very good boy
Caleb Sanchez
Before I moved out of Tassie I recall the hospitals already being understaffed and overworked. fucking RIP the healthcare system lmao.
If the governmet btfo'd foreign ownership it woulnt be half bad. Boomers will die and china will pick up the slack. I want to own a home and move back in but it will just be even more chinese afterwards.
Jackson Bennett
this faggot put on a shirt and pants just to take a photo. you know 5 minutes later he was in his boxers eating out a tub of ice cream with a spoon, watching dr phil and and shouting, yeahhhhhh gurl, leave that man.
Carson Fisher
Assume i'm broke but have some money. What would be the best way of preparing for shtf.
Ayden Rodriguez
My God! What happened to his FACE?!?
Michael Scott
Consider this user. Up until yesterday afternoon, not a single MSM outlet in any Western nation reported on a possible cure and suddenly just as things were looking apocalyptic, news.com.au releases a story regarding a cure. Now either the cure is fake and fay or the faggots have known for six weeks and had some sort of vested interest for this turn into a national emergency.
Brandon Walker
I support immigration. I want the financial burden so large that the government falls. I hate this system and dedicate my life to bringing about its downfall
Went into "self quarantine" today lads, work closed down & we're all remoting in. Not quite NEET since I'm working from home, but close. Gonna be nice to flex on wagies instead of being flexed on for once.
So we taking bets on how long til martial law is declared? Before or after the nogs start ransacking Woolies?
Just did another shit in the shower. Might start making this a regular thing even after I can get my hands on some dunny paper.
Jackson Russell
No and fuck that, there should be one central bank that's run by the government rather than for profit corporations rife with corruption and fraud. Hopefully they all go bankrupt.
Ayden Lewis
>hence their low death rates Nothing to do with not testing and lying about the numbers? If the chinks had a handle on it they would have propaganda coming out their ring holes showing the world they are back in business. All they have is you telling us on an australian shrimp roasting board. I'm not convinced chang.
dollarido is already pretty much worthless, just went under $0.60USD
Anthony Brown
Watching old film is like looking into heaven and realising you live in hell or a nightmare. Wouldn't be surprised if the NFSA start blocking access to some of their proper Australian shit.
Jose Wilson
You can sleep on a bench at the train station. You'll be right.
Juan Miller
Well maybe she shouldn’t have stolen an Australian job in the first place.
William Powell
>Can the gov save them all without causing massive inflation making the dollaridoo worthless?
I dont know how many times I have to say this but we dont operate under the fractional reserve system. Its even worse than that.
Noah Morris
Why are you shitting in the shower? I understand people cleaning up in the shower, but the turd still goes in the toilet
Eli Perez
This is a meme, the Chinese numbers are bullshit, however the Koreans and Singapore numbers corroborate the effectiveness of the cure, it’s over.
Julian Adams
i am. i'm having a hard time, too. we'll make it through this shit.
Julian Stewart
Many of them deliver genius. I got $100 of fruit and veg delivered from a wholesaler today.
Camden White
I just want a home. I figure if the dollar plummets, so do home prices relative to it. Lots of foreclosures. Was planning on looking from may this year...looks like I'll need to be quicker.
>bragging about being a homeslave ragie wagie can't be neet
Luke Howard
>still no cure for viral flu >'yepp we found a cure for this viral pneumonia already guys' not to unironically mention >haven't even trialed it yet cringe
James Lewis
That $1k you have in the bank...if someone arrived and tried to account for the money, no one would be able to tell you where it is, however Trump will bail out his Zog handlers again.
Anthony Rogers
My mother just developed a light cough. I live with the 'rents.
It's so likely she has it, seeing as she is the manager of a clothing store and works there full time. Lots of human interaction.
necessity "Life straw" a tarp, rope, 10L water canister, backpack that will fit said canister a fixed blade knife with holster, small hammer clothes- tight fitting "thermals or cotton pajamas" Tshirt, jumper, something waterproof, 3 pairs of socks, work boots/jeans, 2 pair undies "tight work loose slick" food- purestyle is peanuts 1 cup and olive oil half cup perday consume together for taste and the entirety of any critters you find, bugs too cunt impure style- is your staples of canned goods "meats" bags of rice and sugar medical- rubbing alcohol tweezers fishing line/dental floss "stitching", sewing kit with hooked needle cough syrup to bring shit up "active ingredient guaifenesin" apparently vitamin c helps but who knows
Need to shut the country down for two weeks. People are already tip toeing around work like the world is over, killing productivity. Fuck off with the 1.5m bullshit. Just tell everyone to fucking stay home. It's the only way to prevent a quick surge in cases, and we're at the tipping point now. It's gonna fucking rawdog this community soon as bad Italy and other European nations. How we didn't learn from them is beyond me.
Wyatt Hernandez
Why is everyone talking about China like they solved this problem? They got past their first peak but they are still under draconian restrictions and when they lift those the more infections they will get in the second wave. Sure the second wave may not be as bad as the first but a second wave is basically unavoidable. They are doing everything they can to political position themselves and make a show everything is OK. Did everyone just forget how they tried to cover this up?
Austin Watson
Rumours going round lads, full 14 day lockdown of the country starting either tomorrow or Thursday.
If the virus doesn't fuck me up I'm looking foward to being able to buy a house when they get cheap. If we dont fuck off china they will just buy up all the houses instead of aussie's being able to have a chance.
Jacob Anderson
>china picking up the slack >china Bro it's already Chinese quality here. I can tell you where they're keeping the current cases, and you'll laugh.
Jordan Allen
You reckon covid will wipe out the abos?
>no hygiene >too stupid to follow basic instructions >too subhuman to stay indoors >unable to look after themselves so they all have diabetes and heart failure
The only thing keeping them safe so far is they live in the dirt outside the cities.
true but in relation to house prices this probably doesn't matter so long as foreign investment laws hold up their end of the deal.
Easton White
>haven’t even trialed it yet administered to thousands of patients overseas where it demonstrated its efficacy >still no cure for viral flu what is tamiflu??
Jose Baker
she'd be sexy as fuck if she lost a kilo or two
Isaiah Torres
That is literally the story of Australia for the last 20 years. We lag behind the rest of the world in every possible way which would be fine if we ACTUALLY LEARNED FROM THE MISTAKES OF THE REST OF THE WORLD
Xavier Mitchell
It's always looked like that.
Jaxon Perez
hang in there, bro.
Justin Scott
Bank can lend out money depending on how much Tier 1 capital they have. Tier 1 Capital is generally shares in other banks. So they buy shares in each others insolvent businesses and then get a licence to lend out money they don't have.
Christian Jackson
So just commonsense™. Was just curious on your take.
Mason Miller
It confirms the meme that this board is run by glowies,
Nathan Nelson
The "cure" they were talking about was also talked about on Sam Harris' podcast, with the top infectious disease guy from John Hopkins. He said they had been using it effectively for weeks in China and Asia. The problem is that you need to identify an infected person early. It's two drugs - both anti-virals, that used to be used for malaria and AIDS. They've started making them again for Corona. They prevent the virus from replicating. Which is great if you catch it at a time before it has gone full blown on you. Your immune system finishes it off. So of course now the race is to get widespread, easy, rapid tests. Which Korea seems to be the only people capable of doing. Burgers claim they are very close, but who knows.
Ayden Nelson
lmfaoooooooo
Parker Brown
Na, those cunts are actually smarter than scomo and have locked down their communities so the chinkbug cant get in. If anything they rule Australia again once this wuflu wipes us all out.
Jonathan Cruz
I’ve seen nearly daily reports around the world of a cure for the last month.
Foreign investment review board is supposed to stop this. Who knows whether they do their job properly anymore though. Don't want to risk being called racist for protecting the interest of Australians afterall.
Zachary Cox
mate they're not even letting us use duck bills because its too expensive lmao
Jose Perry
you use your foot to squish it down the drain like I do?
Christopher Davis
Fake virus fuck virusfags
Jason Jenkins
There’s a cure user, it’s over.
Robert Wood
Just get them to deliver a bucket from KFC
Robert Brown
I busted a nut to the Martin Place siege. Monis did nothing wrong when he killed the faggot manager. The police did nothing wrong when they mag dumped that lawyer bitch. They deserved it. Is that normal?
Connor Campbell
cope, how would the virus just go away in 1.5 months
Easton Ward
I fucking hope so.
Chase Garcia
Insider in Canberra has told me that a lockdown is going to be announced tomorrow and come into effect 48 hours later for all of Australia similar to Italy.
