This bread maker is what separates

I scrape mine from under my foreskin. Makes good yogurt too.

what is a communist dog doing with a capitalist machine?
> be a man and work with out electricity as you should be very well versed in doing without for the betterment of the common worker.

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In my local stores, flour is sold out. Not toilet paper. The whites here know.

it is not like you can buy family sized sliced bread packs for like less that a dolar, instead of wasting your time with fisherprice toys

look up sour dough. it takes weeks for a decent culture.

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its easy to make flatbread with a little flour water sugar and salt cooked in a hot pan instead of being a poofster sitting around making bread during the apocalypse shit clocks tickin bubs

>Eating bread
Absolutely plebian

ok cool ill just eat raw dough with my hands until then

for $150 you get super good quality 2lb bread
whats the price of bread in your state?
calculate from there
electricity cost for me is $0.28 per bread
this machine kneeds the bread for you
literally it takes me 5 minutes from taking out the flour to fill the bread maker with flour, water, salt, olive oil
then wait 3h and my bread is ready

compared to you, kneed then cause a lot of flour everywhere which you have to clean
barbaric

it's labour saving machinery, not capital saving

ever heard of an oven, fucking zoomer

USA is at where USSR was at 1990
see you in the queue for flour next year, fag

lol i am not a woman so no i do not use this fag toy

>a bread maker

commonly known as stove or oven

>eating shitty cheap plastic bread filled with bullshit ingredients instead of baking fresh bread with simple wholesome ingredients.

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>Has breadmaker
>Has no generator

die commie faggot

lmao what the fuck is that piece of chinkshit plastic? all you need is an oven you mongoloid
based cast iron chad

I’m just gonna eat squirrels I silently shoot with my daisy slingshot in the backyard. Eventually saving up enough pelts for a sweet cloak. I’ll keep you posted.

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ever heard of civilized machines to lower labor costs and avoid barbaric manual kneeding?
of course not stinky Slovenian

not using slow rise no knead recipes, or hand kneaing sourdough....for shame user.

Yeah cause store bought bread ain't bread. I bet the picture is you faggot.

>skipping shoulder day
Bro, you don’t even knead this kind of contraption.

While the machine kneads, the man can conserve energy for hunting game. At the end of the day there will be bread and meat.

You memeflag suggests you should be making break for all of us with that thing. For free. You wouldn't want to make us seize the means of bread production. Would you?

Okay retard. How am I supposed to use it without electricity? Learn 2 no knead bread instead

checked

Do you guys know that eggs spoil?
You might need sone chickens

What do eggs have to do with this thread, you stupid memeflag?

When electricity goes out, then use more labour to make the bread. It does not have to be one of the other.

all the bread i've seen made in a breadmaker look like shit
just use your oven

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>has generator
>has no oilwell

> 2020
> eating bread
> flag
How poor are you?

1. They are shit and the bread they create is shit. I've used three of various price points and all were shit and two of my work acquaintances had same experience.
2. Your family will tire of the shitty breadmaked bread very fast indeed.
3. Flour by no means lasts years in normal household conditions and it will be infested with disgusting wriggly grubs within 6 months if not sooner.
4. You are much better off stockpiling those dry rye bread rectangles marketed as bio eko healthy snack to women. They are basically hardtack and will actually last for DECADES if left packaged and in dark place.

flour doesn't last as long in storage as whole grains.
It's also hard to bake with no power, enjoy making your own fucking brick oven and burning scrap wood

There's no fucking TP or flour, they're both sold out everywhere. Fuck your bread maker

Holy fuck this is an underrated post. Didn't even see OPs flag until I read that.

I should really get some cinnamon rolls. Those would be pretty swell to have during a 3 week quarantine.

I'd consider making my own bread but I'm terrible at cutting things in a straight line so slices would be wonky as fuck and inconsistent.

fresh bread is one of the tastiest things on earth you nigger

Walmart fresh baked loaves - $1
Walmart day old - $0.50

1. Can't really argue with this, but dutch ovens exist
2. Good ingredients lead to good bread, machine independent
3. I'm finishing a bag thats like 18 months old. It's fine, clean your filthy cupcoards
4. Obviously true but nobodys talking about bringing a breadmaker into their endgame bunker

>dutch ovens
I hear they stink though.

based

I've got an oven... you must not have one. So prepared.

Good luck when the tap water runs out.

My flour bucket got infested after a year. Happened during the summer.
I just picked out the grubs and continued to use it a few more times.

Shhh don't tell anyone.
And keep the lid on tight.

>wasting money and precious time instead of enjoying the benefits of processed food
store bread have more vitamins than home bread, just because it is enriched by the law
in terms of perceived quality, home bread is fantastic, but in terms of nutrient density, and controlled ratios, you can't beat processed bread
inb4 processed food makes you fat
you get fat by eating too much food
you have the lowest price per calorie ever thanks to processed food, literal astronaut food for cents, and we blame it for making us fat instead of enjoying it's benefits

You can whipe your ass with bread too. Feels good user.

>*Add to cart*

>rent
>house has a big ass water tank
>it leaks one day
>instead of fixing it the owner decides to disable the tank and spend a bit more on city water

you don't even have to buy that
sliced bread lasts for 1-2 weeks
the whole fresh meme is just a marketing ploy. the difference between fresh baked and processed is marginal in terms of nutrition, apart from energy absorption and fiber content. not only that, as I posted, processed wheat needs to be enriched by the law, the same as kids cereals. There is literally more nutrition in a serving of fruity loops than in a serving of meme "healthy" oats
inb4 sugar bad
train that sugar

1. budget version turned out shit. got the one in the picture, a morphy richards premium machine which went for $150. it always make tasty breads no matter if I screw up the ratios a bit. everyone in my extended family agrees the bread is tasty. even my kids didnt want to eat the budget version bread maker made bread.
2. no, the machine in picture can make varity of breads. I add sultanas, raisins, nut in powder to spice it up. every bread can be of different taste.
3. flour must be stored in cool about 4-13C and dark place. get the flour packed in plastic or other container, then it can last for decades. even ancient egyptions knew how to store massive amounts of flour for decades. sure a gopnik in 2020 does not have that skill of course.
4. gopnik

>yeast you can make yourself
Tits and timestamp, please.

What the fuck is in your bread that it lasts for 2 weeks lmao

What the... Rye bread are for women? All of sweden eats this shit. Explains alot.

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All you need is a potato and sugar to start it. I practiced making it once. Takes a while to get the hang of it.

i mean prepackaged sliced bread, not bakery bread
literally this
it's like 1.2e

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>not baking sourdough bread

Not gonna make it

It is tasty, I concur. Nevertheless it's not good for you.(except sourdough and non-wheat flours, but only in moderation)
White bread is death.

i cant eat carbs im fucked

it's never leavened as much as i wanted