/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2187

► Detected: 183,325 ► Died: 7,177

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Monaco's prime minister tests positive
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New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
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Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
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>LATEST CASES

05:58: 91 new cases in Norway.
05:50: 130 new cases and 5 new deaths in Switzerland.
05:05: 62 new cases in Brazil. These were reported by state health departments and were not included in the figure from the Health Ministry.
03:15: 57 new cases in California, United States.
02:25: 5 new deaths in California, United States.
01:50: 1 new case in Monaco. The patient is Minister of State Serge Telle.
01:06: 84 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=GcHySYe3Qhk
youtube.com/watch?v=pfkBYHFZAt8&t=165s
ouka.fi/oulu/oulu-tietoa/nettikamerat
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>Dead: 7,177
lol, still only 7,177.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,177? Four days? Five days?

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Reminder that Coronavirus is a cover for Barr's incoming mass military tribunal of the deep state.

Deep state pedowood satanists are about to be rounded up and sentenced to death by firing squad.

This is unleashed Trump. This is Q. This is 4D chess. Trust the plan.

Screencap this post. It WILL happen.

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,942 (342) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,272 (17) France 6,633 (148) US 4,724 (87) Switzerland 2,483 (24) UK 1,543 (55) Norway 1,439 (3) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Pakistan 184 (1) Poland 177 (4) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Israel 298 Brazil 296 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Iceland 199 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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Should I go to work tomorrow?

Really don’t want to die or put anyone else at risk. Dealing with retarded boomers panic buying all day is bad enough. It’s not worth 15 an hour.

How the fuck are you all so unprepared? we had the first case the 22nd of feb. It was clear stuff goes to shit very fast, how come so many americans are in queue at supermarkets? so many french are fleeing from Paris?
Did you learn nothing? Nothing at all?

I'm clean!

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>tfw Corona-chan will never choke you out with her thighs
Why live?

>US State Leaderboard
93 dead total
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead each
>VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, IN, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead each

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I don't see any virus
Must be a nothingburger

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Perfectly healthy 30-40yos are dropping dead in Italy, it is truly over.

London delivery driver livestream
youtube.com/watch?v=xDsWEqOhxb8

About 50% empty

Is it a good idea to stock up on cheese?

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The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

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>communter trains still going every minute
Wtf
Aren't people supposed to stay home and avoid being stuffed into an overheated metal tube together with 500 others

>HIV positive

for now

>It happened on the TV but it surely couldn't happen here!

Thanks for filling in half of the day. Your work will not go unnoticed. American-user.

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Why isn't there any list of live webcams?

your mask is improperly fitted.

>I'm clean!
That's what he'll say when he's fucking young boys.

figuratively

Masses are retarded, just like always in history.

They are pretty boring because everyone is inside

I'm very sad, user. I had at least hoped that my beloved country's demise could be a warning to the rest. But no. It is all in vain

based supreme virus infected poster

Latvia now 49.

THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=6w0GDIa9LT4

Lol I prepped the second you guys started panic buying

Did it really cost 3.5k?

yes, its long lasting

This fucking image, no matter how many times it's reposted. Such a fucking KEK
>HIV positive
Nigger don't be sticking your dick into crazies and unknowns.

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I heard the situation in Italy is dying down. Is that true?

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That's nothing. It isnt like its aids or anything and most people have hiv now. Plus it doesnt even do shit if you just take your meds

yeah, it keeps pretty well as long as you're not leaving it exposed to the air.

There is
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It's ok, it's better this way

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3 London
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People still have to work user
Nah it speaks completely and I can't breath if I cover the filters

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do you normally eat cheese?

>dying down

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sorry user, this is the only acceptable theme

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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Source or extremely fake and incredibly gay

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Ty kurwa fren

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>tfw I got type one diabetes a few month ago
>my immune system killed my pancreas beta cells
>whenever I get the flu I'm extremly hill, my blood sugar are trash and my body starts making ketoacidosis

What will happen if I get the Coronavirus ?

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did you perform a negative pressure check with the filters removed?

Worst take in all of history.

If by dying down you mean refusing to test and trying to make numbers look less catastrophic, yes.

It's not your fault italybro, its just the nature of the liberal system. twitter.com/mr_scientism/status/1233081910131396608

>high population density
>high elderly population
>already 160 cases with barely any test kits
>barely any action being taken
Kill me now please.

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why is mario so bad at keeping quarantine? Is the princess in another castle? is he looking for cheeks to kiss? explain

fuck off with your weeb shit

EU and Schengen borders are CLOSED

Truth thread theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=GcHySYe3Qhk

is it a good idea to stock up on
>youtube.com/watch?v=pfkBYHFZAt8&t=165s
lets be serious electricity wont go out, r-right guys?

Oh, forgot to share Oulu webcam.
ouka.fi/oulu/oulu-tietoa/nettikamerat

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. JACKIE CHAN HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE CORONA VIRUS.

same thing that happens when you get sick retard.

case numbers were down yesterday, but no one has any idea if this is due to the quarantine or if testing is just stopping.

>imagine not being hiv positive in 2020
Why even live

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