ive had horrible sleep last 3 days because of this, its not sharp anxiety its deep pounding version. I know its a nothingburger at its heart but insane people are hyping it up almost like an agenda
>what should I expect? hordes of invaders, same as always
Hunter Parker
>Federal Government warns Australians will lose jobs as COVID-19 hits economy
>The Federal Government has warned businesses will close and Australians will lose their jobs as it prepares to roll out more measures to mitigate the devastating economic impact of COVID-19.
>Australians have been told to brace for a six-month battle with coronavirus as the national cabinet finalises a second round of stimulus to ease the economic strain of the pandemic.
>The prime minister will hold further meetings with Treasurer Josh Frydenberg and Finance Minister Mathias Cormann on Tuesday as it considers more support for sectors hardest hit in the downturn.
>Senator Mathias Cormann said the rapidly evolving situation had already forced them to scale-up their fiscal response to the health crisis.
>“Indeed businesses will close and Australians will lose their jobs,” he told reporters in Canberra.
>“We are aware of the challenges, we are aware of what is in front of us.
>"That is why we are very carefully considering how we can get the necessary support to get Australians through this period.”
im constipated i wanna take a shit but i cant fuckin ass jew
Isaiah Roberts
Lmao you pathetic, pumpkin spiced latte sipping poofs from Melbourne never fail to make me laugh with your diversity hires and letting people from Wuhan into your city so you don't seem racist.
Face it, Tradies and Bogans are infinitely more successful and happy than any faggot that lives in a city filled with communists that have Coronavirus will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Went to my one today >No bog rolls >No tissues >No paper towling >No sausages >No milk >No fucking bread >For some reason no Chicken Crimpy shapes I don't even get the panic buying in general, let alone for shit that is going to expire in a day or two
Charles Gomez
No bread, tp, hand sanitizer, canned foods, noodles, flour, sugar, rice, pasta.
Jason Cruz
Beef snags with salad
Jackson White
Lucky me and my house mate 1 loaf of bread between us. People are fair and reasonable.
Angel Reed
I went to my local coles an hour ago. They're sold out of rice, pasta, all canned goods except spam, hand sanitisers, many other cleaning products, toilet paper and a bunch of frozen foods.
Chase Gray
I dunno why they're not keeping their powder dry, so to speak? Wouldn't it be better to hold back until its finished running its course? >t.brainlet
Carter Watson
to the FEDposter who just couldn't help himself and post this thread on Yas Forums: do your bosses know you got addicted to shitposting on an imageboard that generally hates NIGGERS, KIKES and CHINKS satirically?
Jayden Sanders
Root soon Im actually fucking excited, any advice on what I should do
No, people will be in financial trouble in the coming weeks. The stimulus will hit pretty much just whens needed (maybe a little bit late). Lots of people will have to sell their house because they won't have any money coming in (something like 2-3million Casuals will have no work). Same with sole traders, they are so fucked.
My problem with the stimulus is that the wrong people are getting it. More people in the middle class should be getting it not university students.
70% of our economy is just cunts going to cafes, it's fucked, if i had my way there'd be no stimulus
David Cruz
>have to sell There's no buyers. All these over leveraged morons are going to go bankrupt and the wealth transfer begun in '89 will be complete.
Joshua Rodriguez
>More people in the middle class should be getting it Nah fuck them.
Lucas Williams
Spend thousands on a hospitality cert to end up stacking shelves at Coles. Jesus Christ.
Ethan Turner
Middle class people have had secure FT jobs for years with the potential to actually save, with hundreds of thousands (if not millions) in assets, fuck off.
William Wilson
>tfw lost job and probably wont be able to find work because of chink flu fucking chinks, i am never buying from aliexpress again
Jonathan Garcia
I'm going to get a stimulus, and I don't need it. No one that is a jobseeker needs one. $240/week is enough. It is the casuals and sole traders that should be getting the stimulus as they are the ones that are at risk of losing their homes.
Joseph Morgan
Fuck. I'm a sole trader. Own my own place though. Guess I'll starve, but at least I'll do it indoors.
i want a house price crash so i dont care about them
William White
>>For some reason no Chicken Crimpy shapes Fuck me the apocalypse has truely begun
Jose Gomez
Thankfully my parents own their own house and my whole family have very significant savings, we could undoubtedly last this out if it went for like 5 years (we would be poor with no savings afterwards, but we could do it)
Asher Jenkins
I had sex once
Daniel Turner
facebook/ipunjabikangaroo/videos/131257468321798/
watch these maggots stockpile on shit and sell it to desperate people. fuck CHINKS
Okay thats eerie as fuck. nice shoope No. How long is it supposed to keep bleeding for?
Aaron Bailey
Finger in the pooper, always. You have to maintain the standards
Nathan Sullivan
Classic Gerard.
Levi Brown
ATM
Nathaniel Cooper
no freezer poorfag
Christopher Rogers
you will get sick too its a different illness one you have never known
Jack Long
With the way these people are buying the freezer wouldn't last them regardless.
Jacob Clark
I feel the chinks let this shit loose to help Xi Jingping save face from the ever escalating Hong Kong protests for democracy. This shit stopped it dead in it's tracks.
Funny that. Gooks wouldnt mind killing a few hundred thousand foreigners around the world if it made the eternal leader look strong
I left Melbourne in January to roam the outback with my camper. My only contact with people is when I go to the supermarket to stock up on food. As I type this I feel like I have the beginnings of a cold I HAVE BEEN IN 30+ DEGREE HEAT FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS. I didn't see a single human the last 4 days except for today when I went to the supermarket. If I catch this shit considering how isolated I am, you're all fucked.
Anything over a week go see your doctor. Any longer than that go back to see the same priest.
Blake Edwards
End the night with a firm handshake.
Jose Wood
You posted on Yas Forums that you were leaving didn't you? I swear I remember. I'm not sure if you are trolling or not
Christopher Sanchez
Yes. Tomorrow. They are meeting tonight.
Nathan Murphy
I think so. lol
Elijah Thomas
that was weird
my tpg nbn and my amaysim 4g both went down at the exact same time for about 20 minutes. did anyone else experience this?
in my extreme state of paranoia I legitimately thought the govt turned off the internet.
Jayden Kelly
lockdown in 15 mins
Logan Young
no description of offender. Weird how they only identify them when its 'caucasion male' but never 'african niggnogg'
havent seen a white trolley collector in years
Ryder Stewart
From another thread but another Aussie was interesting in some survival guides and resources. Well I found this old one afterall if you're around mate. grandpappy.org
Easton Rodriguez
>Who gives a shit I do, it's un-Australian. >It's not a huge problem here anyways Smaller stores are price gouging though (IGA, Foodworks).
Kevin Ross
have another money for four months mortgage maybe six. Should be able to see it through.
Matthew Lopez
Pretty sure you did post here lad. What area's have you been to, care to tell us?
Jose Price
>SAS soldier shooting that dude
You don't know if he's a spotter, has a IED remote in his hand or has dropped his gun upon being seen, just to go get it again once they fucked off. More to it than just the video and all the civvies bashing them are uninformed. Half of these cunts couldn't handle 0.1% of what the SASR dudes do.
Ian Wilson
For those in Perth, Cambridge IGA still has lots of stock left, best get in before the normies loot the place.
Anyway it's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
Nathaniel Cruz
Cloudflare fucked up for me but my internet wa
Henry Phillips
Thats fucked, I hope those cunts cooof their last cough
John Brown
So you lads see fucking Ivan Milat in the last thread and some cunt stirring him up? Larp or no larp?
Austin Hill
Was me stiring the poof up
Evan Nelson
Fuck her like you hate her .
Eli Young
That's right, we don't know the full story and likely never will. Cunts always drop their weapons after taking pot-shots to take advantage of the rules of engagement. Ross Kemp has a good doco on what the UK lads had to put up with around 2008.
Isaac Wright
they will postpone mortgage payments for a few months, we'll see how shit is after corona is over
