/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2185

I want corona-chan to take me from behind and fill my ass with her seed.

Two thirds of people are asymptomatic and 99.4% of symptomatic people recover
This virus is only scary because we don't have a vaccine for it. This is what it looks like when a disease is allowed to spread without inoculation.

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Massachusetts holding strong baby

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First case in my city. It was never supposed to be like this. Why couldn't we just snap our fingers to kill all the kikes, spics, chinks, and niggers like Thanos?

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South Korea here. Another day of less than 100+ cases added. School's still closed till April 6th, but after that I see more things reopening. Stores are stocked, no panic buying happened here, although masks are still hard to find and are rationed out. I was supposed to move back to the USA, but I might just stay here for a while longer considering how crazy things are getting across the ocean.

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>jesuits wrath
There, i fixed it for you.

>FL
>5 dead
and people are still going to the beach for spring break

ANYONE HAVE A WUHAN LIVE CAMERA STREAM??

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Check

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Lol so crazy like 35 deaths half are from a single retirement facility

oh man

I thought coronavirus was a computer virus effecting the stock market. Is this like the black plague?

Considering most states in the USA are actually shutting stuff down I think we'll reach a week of less than 500 new cases in a day by the end of April. It's probably gonna be bad in the Confederacy though since they're just pretending nothing is going on

>99.4% of symptomatic people recover
>3.8% of infected die, currently (outside of China)
your numbers don't add up, Schlomo

UK will close schools, pubs, offices, factories for 18 months.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=emb_title

No. More like Spanish Flu.

Tom Hanks just recovered, if Trudeau's wife and Idris Elba doesn't die then it's a complete nothingburger

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It's SARS on steroids. So worse, no cure, only cope

Only 205 cases?

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Just took 2 weeks off work. Self quarantining and getting comfy while watching the world collapse. Surely a full country lockdown will begin before the two weeks are up.
I genuinely hope this goes post-apocalyptic.

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All the panic buying now and the inevitable chimp outs will be crazy.

Gosh, you're so lucky, guys.
It's like 80 ppl infected in russia and I can't convince my boss to change to working from home. I want to lock down too!

Anyone got the sauce on the filthy Canadians who shared the virus with Wuhan?

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gary do you get enough sleep? I'm worried.

I hope someone in the Vatican sees this so they can call China out on their bullshit.

IT’S OVER

>AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS FIND CURE FOR CORONA CHAN

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.

>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.

>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.

>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.

>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.

>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.

>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”

HAPPENING CANCELLED

Singapore, nothing much is happening in here. I got a sneezing fit a few days prior but the cases plateaued and no one else is chimping and buying all the instant noodles they can afford. They still don't allow large congregations of any sort, even religious ones.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

anyone know the total number of people worldwide on lockdown? what percentage of humanity?

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THIS BETTER BE COMPLETELY RAPING NIGGERS IN APEFRICA AND BEANERS IN SOUTH AMERICA

I WOULD TRADE BOTH MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDPARENTS FOR A PURGE OF THOSE TWO NIGGER AND SPIC CONTINENTS

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> South Korea = Italy/Spain/USA
ok Chaim, let's try again; GLOBALLY, 3.8% of the infected are CURRENTLY dying. I don't give a fuck about pro-active nations like SK or fucking liars like Germany - the rest of the world is not clamping down on the virus as hard as they should and the fatalities show that
now kindly fuck off with your deceiving numbers

The Vatican hasn't been holy for a very long time sadly
20% at the least

Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

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We going 1933 boys. This is gunna make no deal brexit look like 2006 tier boom.

It gets extremely boring quicker than you'd think and then people get mad at you for leaving because they're all panicked

Korea's fatality rate is currently at 0.9%. 85% of cases still haven't had an outcome. It's almost as if people don't die immediately after they are diagnosed.

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smart man
.6% or 1/167 people die
add to this the fact that 40-50% of south koreans smoke
add to this the fact that south korea has an older average age than the US
maybe .5% or 1/200 death rate in the USA can be expected

>that subhuman on the left tho

>private healthcare during the early stages
Now wait until hospitals are overwhelmed and there aren't enough medical resources to go around faggot

lmao the bible has been rewritten and added/subtracted to dozens of times throughout history you dumb nigger.

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Im actually seeing more traffic so it looks like things are starting to pick up slowly?

6.7 million more on lockdown in San Fran starting now.

Retard

Nigger you dumb article says could and you say will. Not the same quit with the clickbait

It is even less. Lombardia: 40,000 persons tested: 13,000 positives.
Probably over a population of 10,000,000 we have 3,000,000 positives, plus the people who had the virus and now test negative.
1218 deaths over 3,000,000 it is a 0.04% fatality rate.

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So it gives you the shits real bad? I seen everyone at the store buying all the toilet paper. It's what made me look into what is happening.

My procedure regarding the TxRx transigrasis are well understood and were often used with NaCS procedures with or without infibulations, obviously with 75ml of Keraptene B and 35cc of Vexatolin18 every 1/2 hours.

I need to know if someone ever tried this procedures.
I'm not joking here, my last patient the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. I personally suggest 100ml of Hetricosil the first hour and Xenodestril N after the NaCS, EX no more than 32%.

We may be onto something here, please answer.

And what happens everytime? Look into the people who have done it and come back.

>recovery is easy
>you just have to be a multimillionaire celebrity

>FA.P.S procedures
If only I could put the coomer's head onto a half life scientist head. Or create Gordon Cooman

The Chinese Military is about to be massacred

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No, toilet paper is meme, boomers are stupid.

Remember china said they wanted to rewrite bible and quran? Now look at those believers.

80 percent have a mild to moderate illness, so most will be fine.

It's just the other 20 percent that's an issue here, and they add up with a highly contagious disease.

SK is literally right next to China, why would they stray from the Chinese narrative? they need Chinabuxx and tourism, and all of that ends when SK goes "oh despite what China right next door says, we actually have tons of deaths and cases, China is lying."
Do you even geopolitics?

This comment is so retarded. You're telling me that the Coronavirus hides in your NERVOUS system, a fucking virus. What kind of shitpost did I just read?

I don't understand this anime phenomenon. Why do people post it? Is it an incel thing? Are they virgins?

chimps gonna chimp

lol, basically.

Wuhan is still under lockdown. The traffic is delivery services that were exempted from stay at home policy.

stop shilling your article you cunt

Anyone have a lockdown vs herd update?

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Where is everybody.
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?

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Anime is based and redpilled colgate.

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Glad I don't live in London even more than usual

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>Is it an incel thing?
Yes
>Are they/we virgins?
Absolutely yes

Heavy diarrhea in 10% of infected.

Shut the fuck up. China needs to BACK THE FUCK FUCK OFF.

That's quite comfy in fairness.

If there were millions of infected in Lombardy then the entirety of South would have thousands of severe cases too. Geographic localisation doesn't make any sense if 99.5% of infected are missed.

It's a good art form, but can lead to asexuality as seen in Japan

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I wish Q boomer satanist nigger cattle would die already.
>Uh-oh, flu is killing more people every year than this new "virus" which killed thousands of people despite strict quarantine measures. It's a hoax, Trump will round all pedos, trust the plan
How can you be this fucking retarded

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotropic_virus

It currently has a death rate of 8%, with hospitalization. This rate will increase substantially as hospitals are overwhelmed.

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>cure for the novel coronavirus
That's adorable.

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>if rich people that can afford the best healthcare in the world don't die then everything is okay
>don't worry about the middle and lower classes user, if they die they die

Estonia now on lockdown
225 total infected
they only test people with severe symptoms and who are in riskgroup
we are dead

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what's the difference between lock and fence?

lol i bursted out laughing when i saw it and woke up my dog

Where are you right now? Jesus fuck it's like the beginning of 28 Days Later

>vs herd
Wasn't Boris bloating about Hard Immunity?

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we are in half lockdown now

>I walk this empty street, on the boluvard of broken memes.

TNSTRONG

based covid is literally going to bring about world communism. Its the fucking best time line. Glad Yas Forums is becoming a Communist board too and rejecting Capitalist lies. For the people! China is leading the way

Hey bigger you realize the test for viral meningitis is a lumbar puncture to test your spinal fluid because meningitis infects your nervous system.

Susanna Reid has it, now I'll have to get my MILF fix elsewhere.

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More reason to coof on those elites.

Keep telling yourself that chang

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>still can't confirm permanent tissue damage
>still can't confirm reinfection from same strain
>young people apparently not dying in massive numbers
I'm chillin for now

Federal ordered quarantine

Main tourist rout to the inner city of Vienna
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a looong time
Sooner or later corona's gonna cut you down

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Just got a message from universal credit saying all 'interviews will be converted to phone calls with immediate effect and until further notice'. The government is stepping up prevention measures, won't be surprised if they start closing schools soon.

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POST WHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8

Ha ha yeah, how could a virus ever infect the nervous system. Surely, this has never happened before? Good thing neurotropic viruses don't actually exist and are just an elaborate prank!

it's either communism or societal collapse.
so win-win really

Corona chan would look better with opera gloves and thigh boots

Good taste

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FA.P.S. procedures are used when mielofibrosys are detected and infibulations are needed to stop keratolysys to occur. If RX is above 55% then Velatropir 50cc intravenous is needed as soon as possible to block a possible shock by lymphomorphic acetolydation levels over 0.75pml.

We're replaceable with cheap labor from open borders

No gloves, she wants to touch you and get inside of you

All over anti-capitalistm grows and more become Communist soldiers, China is going to lead us into a new era. Already China owns all manufacturing, helping the workers with jobs in China and making them a strong country. USA has no industry and it is collapsing from capitalistic greed, proving that in the end Communism is the stronger ideology. Now the people of the USA want a Communist in power and China will help ease the transition. Capitalism is literally dying from a disease, its peotry.

Damn.