Okay i think i have corona, i have a fever of 38+ and i feel like my lungs are about to wither.
Okay i think i have corona, i have a fever of 38+ and i feel like my lungs are about to wither
Christopher Reyes
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Juan Perry
Nigga. Is that shit?
Nolan Cooper
did you take your anal temperature?
Jeremiah Evans
try taking it orally again
Owen Myers
You're doing it right.
Joseph Green
Sebastian Richardson
Why is your ass so Goddamn dirty? and why did you do it anally?
If we're lucky it'll kill you.
Elijah Edwards
I see blood. Did you stab that into your asshole?
Cameron Davis
38.6 degrees nigger you're a cold dead corpse
Christopher Moore
nigga do you live in india part time?
Gabriel Evans
the blood is a nice touch
Kevin Cook
bait
David Kelly
Leave
No
Faggot
Making
Us
Look
Bad
Jaxson Brooks
Chase Fisher
Camden Allen
Bumping for this my fucking sides lmao
Jaxon Diaz
Hunter Cook
Thanks user. It's been a shitty day and this made me laugh.
Lincoln Collins
Same laughing hard
Carson Fisher
>i have a fever of 38+
what is that in freedom degrees?
Colton Cooper
So tell me anons, where do you stick your thermometer in?
>Between the armpits
>In the mouth
>In the ass
Took it in the ass as a kid, now between the armpits
Asher Bell
Hey I have that same thermometer
Joseph Walker
TOP KEK
Jonathan James
Dylan Young
Use fucking metric you retarded mutt.
Josiah Mitchell
This is why people stockpile toilet paper
Benjamin Stewart
i have an old mercury thermometer "Made in USSR", always armpit
had electrical once, like in the OP-post, but it was always lagging, making noises and demanding new batteries.
Luke Lopez
satan worshiping is not freedom.
Carter Torres
Lel
Jeremiah Thomas
make sure you wipe his shit off it first
Parker Reyes
Celcius you mongoloid.
You yanks really need to understand that THE WHOLE WORLD uses a differect system.
Logan Powell
Top lel
Kevin Butler
Faggots love the anal temp.
Nolan Powell
>Took it in the ass as a kid
Samuel Gray
imagine being so easily a,used by a shit covered thermometer.
you are a subhuman
Colton Hall
go towards the light user
Luis Ramirez
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John 4:22 King James Version (KJV)
22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.
Dylan Mitchell
You made my morning, laughed hard.
Noah Jones
funny cunt
Asher Perry
Matthew Evans
Stfu Bergjude.
Sebastian Butler
Wheezing is also a symptom
Hunter Williams
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John 4:22 King James Version (KJV)
22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Adrian Taylor
My sides
Josiah Robinson
How did this even hook a few idiots.
Isaac Turner
It's really important to read your thermometer's instructions, each type is calibrated to a different part of your body. If you use a thermometer calibrated for your mouth in your armpit you will get the wrong reading and it might say your temperature is fine when you actually have a bad fever.
Ian Phillips
Based retard
Joseph Perry
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John 4:22 King James Version (KJV)
22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.
THE JEWS ARE YOUR SALVATION
Sebastian Bell
kek
Cameron Thompson
>caring what yurofaggots and various other untermensch think
Jeremiah Martinez
armpit, as every good slav
Justin Watson
No OP you're reading it wrong. That's the temperature of your "sample." Now you have to wipe it off and send it in to the CDC for further testing. You should get results within 48hrs.
Cooper Moore
based slavic brother
Cameron Bailey
Ahmed with the bantz
Wyatt Kelly
you know youre not supposed to stick it in your ass?......
Easton Fisher
Justin Cooper
9/11
Noah Peterson
>Made in USSR
based and redpilled
Levi Sanchez
>armpit
As a good Slav, you need to take it both orally and anally like in 1939
Dominic Taylor
Daniel Walker
do you have a loicence for that thermometer
Austin Jackson
Funniest thread on Yas Forums right now
Gavin Miller
Hashem.
Probation closes in upon the wicked globally.
Esther 8:11 The king's edict granted the Jews in every city the right to assemble and protect themselves; to destroy, kill and annihilate the armed men of any nationality or province who might attack them and their women and children, and to plunder the property of their enemies.
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Mason Russell
Good
I hope you‘ll die