/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2183

► Detected: 182,726 ► Died: 7,174

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Monaco's prime minister tests positive
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New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
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Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
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>LATEST CASES

05:58: 91 new cases in Norway.
05:50: 130 new cases and 5 new deaths in Switzerland.
05:05: 62 new cases in Brazil. These were reported by state health departments and were not included in the figure from the Health Ministry.
03:15: 57 new cases in California, United States.
02:25: 5 new deaths in California, United States.
01:50: 1 new case in Monaco. The patient is Minister of State Serge Telle.
01:06: 84 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.

>MORE
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fuck niggers

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,942 (342) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,272 (17) France 6,633 (148) US 4,724 (87) Switzerland 2,483 (24) UK 1,543 (55) Norway 1,439 (3) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Pakistan 184 (1) Poland 177 (4) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Israel 298 Brazil 296 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Iceland 199 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

Her tits should keep getting bigger the more people she infects.

boobies

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>US State Leaderboard
93 dead total
>spreadsheet
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>WA
48 dead
>CA
12 dead
>NY
10 dead
>FL
5 dead
>LA & NJ
3 dead each
>VA
2 dead
>CO, GA, IN, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD, TX
1 dead each

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Ever realize its not happening anymore. It happened and now we're living through the fallout

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Every time I see a happening thread, I just shake my head and laugh.

You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of Yas Forums. You know, that sub-group of Yas Forums kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to apocalyptic fantasies and wishing that everyone dies in a corona-virus attack.

Why on Earth would a group of you no-lives cling havily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you goys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?

At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement of being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least a dozen of you in these threads that are getting rock hard over the destruction of society. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.

Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of you bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you to wish death to mankind? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?

I'm speaking for Yas Forums as a whole, and possibly your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. We're all very Sleepy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explaon to your aunt and uncle that you want them to die in a corona blast, and yet, you can hardly even breathe.

Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear you browser history and delete all the files you have of your little "corona-chan".

I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.

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China unleashed this shit and then is going to dump their money into the respective stock markets of countries across the world and profit like crazy.

How far off am I guys?

I need an apocalypse GF, i'll fuck you non-stop for 6 months, do you want to get fucked by a real man

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Tiananmen Square massacre 1989

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She's going to start growing a dick at 200k

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This is incredibly worrying

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Reminder Asuka posters should KILL themselves.

Show me your societal collapse face

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.
Please shoot on sight any amerimutts you see.

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Someone provide proof that you can get reinfected. Screenshots of tweets from people that claim this are not proof.

Herd immunity might be a meme, but flattening the curve is the only logical approach.

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how so? what do you mean by "its not happening"? did you see europes numbers yesterday?

Your PM just closed the borders.

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Also if that mutt woman from last thread is here:

POST FOOT

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Paging Bulgarian trannyposter.

This is in the Denver international Airport

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>it looks like this mural shows people sharing the virus

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Confirmed.

This is not a burger.

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The time is now.

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Lol still no "100,000" infected in Ohio.
How long has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Six days? Seven days?

(OPs of these threads have long been taken over by the CDC)

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That chinky bitch should be summarily executed. THIS is why we need martial law.

Right wing death squads when?

Does anyone in Los Angeles know where I can find some BAT SOUP?

He's so mad.

The happening was the spread. We didnt contain it. Now we gotta live with that

SANCTUARIES BROUGHT CORONAVIRUS!

NOW THEY MUST BE PUNISHED!

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Only amerimutts can shoot anyone on sight though, since they have the guns you know

>/SHUT THE FUCK DOWN/
>INDEFINITE

JUST END ME NOW CORONA-SAN

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I want Corona Chan to suffocate me with her soft feet

>March 3rd

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I lost the photoshop file to make those gifs

health OFFICIAL. SINGULAR. AKA some guy thinks a thing and so the hill thinks its true even though nobody else does but that one singular guy

>not gary

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Your borders were just closed. I guess Justin is a racist.

>patient of mine died later at the hospital
>Get told about it on the news
She was below 50 and under "self isolation"
Can't disclose much more beside when we got to her we managed to restart her vitals and brought her in.

Is roger the new Gary?

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So is it at all likely that anything else is going to happen with this other than "stay in your house for a month" with everyone bored out of their minds?

i want the virus to ravage my weak neet body. make my lungs go through the ringer, a true fucking of my respiratory system if you may. have it run its course through my body, essentially raping my white blood cells, who will be powerless against the might of the coronavirus. just leave me gasping for air, a fever coursing and flaring inside me. all i can do is cough, and all i want is to be played with, a toy to this tiny amazon

Was a good thing.
Fuck liberal democracy.
Thank you to China for buying us 1.5 months that we squandered by doing absolutely nothing.

I will save you, leafsama. *passes you the mox*

I don't know how old school you niggers are, but we need to bring back the fucking Yas Forums SAFETY SQUAD.

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>Now we gotta live with that
Not for long.

Wasted Trips. The "happening" is all the people that are going to die within the next 10 months.
You niggers keep saying "oh less deadly than flu" yet are comparing hardly 3 months of coronachan to 12 months of flu. Flu has 0.2 deathrate, corona chan is 3.4 and most likely more than that since homeless people and people that don't go to the hospital can't be tested.

Underlying conditions?

Is this nothingburger over?

None in her file.

What do you expect hes a retarded tranny posting about wanting to give out his ass, I hope Corona-chan fucking cleanses this world of faggots, trannies and asuka posters, god bless the USA amen.

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Not too long ago. The Chinese propaganda apparatus is spreading propaganda about Americans. Nothing wrong with us spreading the truth about them.

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Isn't a false positive less dangerous than a false negative?

If you put a false positive into quarantine, you've inconvenienced them for a couple weeks of their life. If you let a false negative onto the streets, you could get at least 4 other people infected.

Chinks are worse than niggers.

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Best option is when they shoot themselves or each other.

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wtf is going on with the snakes? all the snakes are dying, ive found dozens over the last week and the ones I find alive look like they are gasping for air or coughing (do snakes do that?)

The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. Just yesterday, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
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it’s pretty real over here now

nigger shut up your flag looks like a burger

There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even a bunch of Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
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Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

I guess she was in the group that have a sudden crash after a milder week of illness.

ARDS or arrhythmia are my guesses.

your waifu is trash, third worlder

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>according to Nature.com
dropped, take your hippy shit elsewhere

Hope all the fucking bogans die off, good riddance

Can you confirm you aren’t a shitposter first? Timestamp or something idk. That’s scary it true.

Is this legit? If it's not legit do you have the legit data?

So if the 3% mortality rate is correct, then 3000 Ohioans are dead.
Guess what, they're not. Explain CDC

world is kill

What is usa doing to contain it? They have around 5k cases now.