YOU'VE GOT $10,000 TO INVEST AT TOMORROW'S OPENING BELL

Tsla

Vix maybe

kimberly clark

Funeral services, Cementeries

TMF

Tendies, honey mussy and tissues are all safe bets.

SHORT EVERYTHING

>Buy
Use 10k to short on everything electronic hardware

Invest in American drug manufacturers. The wu flu combined with Chinese manufactured drugs is going to prompt a movement to bring some of that back.

Stay out the markets till May, the market will continue to collapse, for the next 3 week increasing a little before dropping once more.

SELL SELL SELL SELL
GET OUT THE MARKETS

JUST BUY 3M. PHARM. BIOCHEM.

lol no it doesn't matter buy silver, gold.

FANG hard

there will be no stock market after july 21, 2020.

Royal Dutch shell is yielding 10% with its dividend now. Sounds like a safe bet. Mind you 10gs won't accumulate to much of a dividend.

TVIX

toilet paper and hand sanitizer

Any good companies you recommend?

Kek.

$10,000 worth of dragon dildos and fuck myself silly.

Silver

Nah, I'd just go with someone that took enough of a beating to be profitable on the up swing but large enough to survive a 1-2 year drought on sales.

Shale oil wells are costly to run and thus only sensible at a certain price per barrel. Find a hurting company invested in that would be my play.

Thanks user. Appreciate the info.

this

Banks for dividen return.

Rbc pays 1.50 a share. From rbc alone I make $5,000 a quarter

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Yeah, i hope you can find a board on here to really tear apart some stocks. It would be a shit load of fun.

I think on Yas Forums it's banned for legal reasons though and Yas Forums seems like the kind of board that would withhold any strong research to themselves.

I hope im wrong.

Stocks in utility companies, like power and water. Any company that has a US only supply chain.
GOVT has been going up.
Any company that the government considers to be a national security threat if they go out of business or otherwise offer the government strategic advantages (essentially the companies that consistently get bailouts, like GM, Boeing, FLIR, etc...) (they will always get bailed out because the government will always want to keep a group of trained manufacturing workers on hand in case we need to ramp up our industry again a'la WW2)
Some drug companies seem to be doing well right now, like Moderna.

SPY looked robust when I last check. Market is going up tommorow, at least a little bit. I'd wager a collar on SPY with a call of maybe 250ish, and a low put would do you good. TGNA is really volatile right now, but I haven't looked at the chain lately. AMD is going to be up tomorrow, mark my words. 10 or so calls at 40 and a few low puts would do you good. Restaurant industry is going in the shitter tomorrow, find one with a low beta and buy some puts. That's all I got. I want to invest tomorrow but all my money is tied up in shorts ells that haven't been settled because they have to be settled manually (fuck Schwab)

nothing. you're buying prematurely

ETF’s

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>buy silver and gold.

This is actually really terrible advice. Gold has only just barely risen past inflation. If you want a commodity then it should be property

I;m thinking about thos beans

Monsanto
Raytheon
BAE

Lead is a more valuable metal than gold in the long-run anyways.

Seed bank, you can’t use gold to grow food.

buy stock in airlines it will never be this cheap again

Puts on JPM, Delta (Buffett increased his shares in fall), United.

Atart adding increments to the Shorts Etfs.

Wait another week before oil.

The problem is that this market is heavily indexed....do you really think Verizon is really trading down 10% because their 100mm customers dissapeared?

Its bullshit. Stay away from credit....lots of companies will go to BBB or below, like boeing.

Triple bubbles are TIGHT

DuPont, motherfucker

TVIX

YOU'RE WELCOME

gold is still beating equities even right now you fucktard

Aytu will unironically moon anywhere from 4-20x its price in less 2 weeks if you can wait that long

huge opprotunity

Roche and Thermo Fisher. Who ever is making the automated test machines.
Predictions:
First they wont work and to fix them will cost double.
Second the consumables for the testing will be through the roof and be protected under IP.

Read a book, nigger.

Shalom achim.

Based, if you're new to investing this one is a sure bet!

market neutral, long vx.

Wait 1-2 quarters and put your money in an index fund.

Put Options on everything.

There's always a bull market somewhere. I'm buying medical/pharma/biotech penny stocks in the short term. Some of them are shooting up, like 300% and 500% a day. They're all pump and dump scams, but doesn't mean you can't make a lot of money quick.

buy oil. you will double your money in a year 100%

Which stock? There's a million oil stocks.

Market's gonna move like mad no matter which direction it goes. Probably want to have payoffs that reflect that (straddle might be good). I'm not certain about a bull/bear spread, since I expect a lot more movement, so there's not as much of a point in capping your gains. Volatility (and vega) seem pretty crazy now

Any energy ETF with oil highly weighted

yeah but they can close the markets until the crisis is over as seen in the phillipines. Then the market will only reopen when its too late. So now could be the last chance to invest.

Oh wow gold is beating equities in the worst bear market since 1930.

Come talk to me in 5 years faggot. Your gold will be worth 2% more than what it is now

RBC sponsors janny indoctrination fuck them.

this isn't an industrial crisis, there is no scarcity of resources

this is a crisis of currency, of governance
people are simply not going to do the things this insanely leveraged economy needs to maintain its structure, not only because they're familiar with the scam but because they are afraid for their lives because of the virus

the jew already took too much and now that people are too scared to work they're realizing they fucked up even for their boom/bust scam that usually progresses their power

this is a massive deflationary event and there's no stopping it
they'll try to print and print cash but they'll lose control anyway - they have no idea what's going on exactly, the chilling effect of mass surveillance has subconsciously made people hold back their inner reservations and the jew has no way to monitor their sentiments accurately in a crisis - they will overprint and cause a cycle of hyperinflation

the boomers aren't all going back to work after this, and there is literally no one left that knows how to do fucking anything much less how to scale it to dig the economy out of the hole and make it work for a much larger population

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You mean daughter fucker.

Often times the straddles are too expensive for me, sometimes a strangle works better for those with less capital

figure that out yourself faggot. If you're too stupid to get it, then you don't deserve the money.

All on silver, as I'm a cuck and also probably a simp.

you are so fucking braindead
usually equities and gold have an inverse relationship, if you tangoed between asset classes you would be making money to matter what, you don't just pick one you cave man nigger

Reckitt benckiser & 3M.

which ones?

Technically true, Russia won't be able to hold out against the Sauds and damaging the petro dollar isn't in Saud's best interests long term.

I would buy $1000 of western digital. If it drops, $1000 more, if it goes up do nothing, repeat.

I'm liking what I see. Thanks

Air virgin.

Then you can keep making later virgins jokes.

I would wait a few more weeks but if I had to dip in now probably banks. As soon as the interest rates hit 0% and QE starts up again, banks will be rolling in cash.

No countries benefit long term from $30 a barrel. Most need it to be around $70 to make a solid profit. If you only have $10,000 to invest, oil is the sure fire way to do the most with your money in a year or 2.

Pretty much anything that has crashed hard and will be needed in the cooming months would be a good investment.

Bro check the stock over five years, short term only.

JNUG up 80% yesterday. Still a sound investment?

That's fair. I personally think a straddle shines here, since I assume it's going to be a wild fucking ride, either up or down.

Also, thoughts on synthetics? With this shit going on, I feel like there's probably some mispricing going on with option prices (violating P-C parity), so there might be good opportunities for synthetics arbitrage

Bullets and booze, fuck the stock

I'm looking at ICAGY, British and Spanish airways joint holding. Pays 10%+ dividends.

Yeah, but Saudi as they are will last longer than Russia in a prolonged trade war (assuming Russia can't find another high demand market to capitalize on, I'm guessing steel but India isn't an easy market to scratch with their low as fuck labour costs).

Wrong. Pick one pistol and one rifle. Then stock up on ammo.

game companies and big pharma

Damn. 40 bucks back in Feb. $591 yesterday

People keep saying to short but some good calls are happening right now. I see multiple bets about the market improving by Christmas and you get the right to buy the stocks at these prices.

Sounds like a steal.

XOM drops a nice dividen too

Land out in the country. The rest is bullets

toilet paper

nice trips, im hoping boeing goes below 100$ cause that looks like a legit buy.

AMMO

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Unfortunately an audit client and I am restricted from owning

XOM is doing some massive projects right now. Good 5 years ahead

Buy bitcoin at 3900 when it crashes again, sell at 5900. Put in sells at 3550 in case it breaks the 3800 resistance but I bet it bounces off that several more times.