/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2182

>US DEATH TOLL
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>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

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take it off and coof on them

Should I start prepping tomorrow?

Good, its about time Russia and China completely collapsed. Hopefully we annex both by this time next year.

It depends on what you want to achieve

Yes. Especially with the chinkys that work there.

How did China make you?
What are your secret ingredients?
RaTG13 with a slice of MERS to bridge the gap? A sprinkle of HIV on your spikes?

just spilled noodles all over my PC, fucking chinks. This wouldn't have happened if there was no chink virus

ahhhh! now there's sticky gooey shit everywhere you got fucking raped me stupid chinks

Been out of the loop for the past day and a half.

Is The Happening still going strong?

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and then get shot

Has anyone else noticed an unusual amount of people around them getting "the flu" and being out of work for 2+ weeks but allegedly not covid-19?

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Yes, stop going outside at all if it's possible. Hunker down, this is a real happening.

Sir, as the virus, I can assure you I am as chinky as they come.

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Why'd you do it corona?

Yes, preserve your zinc, and your less tangible and scientifically compatible resources such as ki and lifeforce

you are safe in the car,most cars air condition filter are n95 worthy or better maybe wear it when get pulled over. its not illegal so

Show me your viral apocalypse face
Hope you fellow aryan boys are ready to take it all back

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Rules.

Easy, just make sure you don’t clash colors.

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Your asuka pictures are really good but they have to be to offset the braindamage I get from reading your posts

IDRIS ELBA TESTED POSITIVE WHILE HE WAS WITH TRUDEAU'S WIFE FUCKING LMAO SHITS WRITES ITSELF

Good joke

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youtube.com/watch?v=ftqDCJn_KyA
Some OC right here

Your digits confirm I get your anal virginity

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Ladies and gentleman, don't panic.

Most of us wil survive this.

The Economy though, oh thats fucked.

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You're in Murrica, you have nothing to worry about. Continue as usual.

Enjoy your sticky keys

What you guys listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=YG3Tles1E7I

>mfw I have the virus

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I wonder howw Murdoch Murdoch is doing. My only apocalypse face will be hunkering down to protect my boomer dad and our stash of food, because I'm a dirty weeb all I have is (functional, to be fair) Samurai armor and sword.

Yes I can assure you that the outcome we desire is coming. Certainly not biased in my assessment, I based it on a bunch of people online who also want the same outcome, so you know it's true.

based

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The flu didn't just disappear because of covid-19

Chang, stop being so coy. You already know the answers to these questions.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bebuiaSKtU4
comfy

>7 billion people on the planet Earth
>182,725 infected
>7,174 dead
>mortality rate less than 5%
>Chinese numbers slowing down
>Can only kill boomers
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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ahhh~! sticky chink goo everywhere uwu

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Tally for tonight
>14 drives, 12 of Covid suspects.
Expecting another 4ish since I was asked to do some overtime.
What did I miss over night?

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No. And make sure to give your pedicurist a hug and a kiss to show your appreciation.

Yeah , that's what I'm really worried about. Bought a house recently, the last thing I need is to be stuck looking for a new job or being unable to pay the mortgage.

LOL no they aren't
the closest they come are Tesla HEPA air filters, which still aren't N95 equivalent, and are huuuge

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REMINDER TONIC WATER EFFECTIVELY COMBATS CORONA VIRUS

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I don’t get how the gov tells people to practice social distancing while expecting them all to pay for their rent/mortgage etc? What if this is for an actual prolong period of time? Are businesses going to keep paying their employees to do literally nothing? So why are places requiring payment still? Restaurants are being forced to close and not accept payment, so let’s have these damn banks do the same.

NEVER FORGET
>NEVER FORGET
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NEVER FORGET

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>Why'd you do it corona?
The entire operation has been a ploy to take out Tom Hanks.

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tits or gtfo

any reports on achy balls from people who recovered?

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Send feet pics

He's so mad.

i would. i just started today and stores were a fucking madhouse. had to go to 3 different spots to get enough non-perishables for a month because of item limits and places being cleaned out.

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Using a rather close VPN, aren't you chang?

well rip american cars then

I work in a psychiatric ward. We got a patient today who stabbed his mom. Here's the story in greentext format. And yes, it's corona related

>literal retard
>massive guy
>living at home with mother
>sees coronavirus on the news
>decides he has it
>starts hiding under his bed and threatening people walking in front of their home and screaming randomly
>mom getting worried, calls cops
>son sees it, thinks they're coming to put him down to contain the infection
>fucking STABS HIS OWN MOTHER
>cops arrive, barely manage to restrain him
>bring him to our ward
>almost immediately starts assaulting other patients while yelling about the coronavirus
>sent to confinement
>few minutes later, nurse goes in to reevaluate
>dude is crying, says he's sorry
>nurse has to take vitals
>"CORONAVIRUUUUUUUS"
>hooks the nurse in the jaw
>has to be injected full of sedatives

This is getting entertaining.

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>we’re on a year now, I ain’t had nothing ‘twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries.

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guys help me understand. China says 1 new local infection today. let me follow this up with
>China is a lying piece of shit
when does the curtain come up. If it is still out or control how can they suppress it. Are Chinese message apps down? Are there new videos? There is no way they stopped this without mass execution or welding people in their apartments. someone explain please. I don’t trust the chinks

I wouldn’t.

There’s a British tourist who tested positive in Sydney and was supposed to self isolate. Instead she went to the Whitsundays where she was found out.

Public wants blood.

You’ll be ded user. Not a quick one either.

youtu.be/fLJ4a9J3dKg

No shit, but it's not even flu season here yet. That's why I said "unusual amount".

It's because they have literally no idea how to effectively combat this. They'd never in a million years advise something so counter-intuitive otherwise; they're all up shit creek without a paddle.

Is it rape when people lick doorknobs?

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Mrow.

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why do I believe you

People aren't dying fast enough, and if they die its +75 year olds who didn't get any treatment because its not worth saving their lives.
This little chink virus deserves the title Nothingburger.

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did his mother die or is she ok

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Tom Hanks was infected so he can properly play the character of Tom Hanks in the Tom Hanks Gets Coronavirus biopic.