/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2181

► Detected: 182,723 ► Died: 7,173

>NEWS
Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Monaco's prime minister tests positive
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New York and Los Angeles on lockdown, affecting 12 million
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
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Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
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>LATEST CASES
03:15: 57 new cases in California, United States.
02:25: 5 new deaths in California, United States.
01:50: 1 new case in Monaco. The patient is Minister of State Serge Telle.
01:06: 84 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
23:01: 3 new deaths in Germany.
22:59: 67 new cases in Washington state, United States.
22:17: 2 new cases in Spain.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 101,669 (3,939): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,942 (342) S. Korea 8,320 (81) Germany 7,272 (17) France 6,633 (148) US 4,724 (87) Switzerland 2,353 (19) UK 1,543 (55) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Norway 1,348 (3) Sweden 1,121 (7) Belgium 1,058 (10) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 833 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 441 (4) Australia 401 (5) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 228 (1) Ireland 223 (2) Pakistan 184 (1) Poland 177 (4) Egypt 166 (4) H. Kong 155 (4) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Indonesia 134 (5) Iraq 133 (10) India 129 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Panama 69 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Argentina 65 (2) Bulgaria 62 (2) Algeria 60 (4) Ecuador 58 (2) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 38 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 344 Israel 298 Finland 278 Singapore 243 Brazil 234 Estonia 205 Iceland 199 Romania 168 Chile 156 S. Arabia 133 Kuwait 123 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Armenia 52 Turkey 47 Cyprus 46 C. Rica 41 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Malta 30 Jordan 29 Moldova 29 Uruguay 29 S. Lanka 28 Bosnia 25 Senegal 24 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 Lithuania 18 Faeroes 18 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 12 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Monaco 9 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Cameroon 5 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Mongolia 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

ITS HAPPENING.

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Is it just me, or have these threads slowed down a little bit?

That thing, The Toilet paper, hand it over..

Yes, they have. Probably because the entire board is talking about it.

let's call it
>drown-in-your-own-lung-mucus-coronavirus

we already knew that for a while

How do you think things are gonna turn out? To me it seems like this is the end. It's going to kill almost everyone.

Not before the 21st please, thanks.

The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

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>OMGZ DA SNIFFELZ!!!

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yikes

they literally said they arent today and that its a hoax

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>WA PLATE PARKED OUTSIDE

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Fair enough. It kinda overshadows everything else.

Why contain it?

We just euthanized massive sectors of the economy and cratered the possibility of zoomers and millenials making money for stonks that will get bailed out with no consequences and to extend the lifetimes of some boomers by a couple years.

78 new cases on Brazil. Looks like they started doing more testing now.

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The happening is here. We have widespread difficulty in the world. We got what we wanted and have been anticipating for the past 3 months.
Now we're just riding it out.

What happens on the 21st?

I doubt the virus will kill 'everyone'. But the unrest and resulting chaos will add to those numbers. People aren't handling this well and it's only just starting.

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TO ALL AMERIMUTTS
>TO ALL AMERIMUTTS

URGENT COMMUNICATION THAT COULD SAVE YOU LIFE
>URGENT COMMUNICATION THAT COULD SAVE YOU LIFE

Solved the TP shortages problem with a 17th century european piece of technology, see pic related.

Thank me later, invoice will follow.

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People dying off already. Save your memes offline.

Pandemic levels activity

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That's the thing. It can be tomorrow, the next, etc. It's gonna happen. White house and Congress are too scared to do it

>Is it just me, or have these threads slowed down a little bit?
people are waking up to the blatant shilling flaggot. people are tired of shills and the media attacking trump through panic, people aren't exactly scared of a fucking flu like sickness, rather now people are worried about empty store shelves. these panic motherfuckers are going to get people killed. people are buying infant formula to either resell at an outrageous price or because they think it lasts longer than powdered milk. let me give you this one for free, formula tastes like shit- you will not be cooking or eating cereal with it. so all that gouging and shilling means tons of formula eventually goes into the trash while vulnerable children go super fucking hungry

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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>today

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Every other young person I see vapes. Who knows what that actually does to your lungs. Seems strange there was a huge vaping epidemic that the government was trying to stop and then this pops up. Hmmmmm

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Australia is run by the WORST PM of australia history, not only is the fucker in a doomsday cult but he wants to get us all infected and force people into buying HIV pozz drugs to survive coronavirus

That's pretty nice. I'm actually satisfied with our fast reaction to this happening. Although might indicate our case is more serious than what's being reported.

Construction of a mobile infectious diseases hospital for patients with coronavirus on Kaluga highway, Moscow
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Happy St Patrick's day you bunch of niggers!

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if you only knew how bad things really are

INVASION!
PROTECT THE GARLIC BREAD

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based

chink

Italian church converted into coffin storage
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user in last thread requested

I'm hoping my sons survive, I may die which would suck. But they are strong and I hope for them to become strong men who will right this world.

Good luck frens.

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I am picking up an order at the store on the 20th.

Absolutely based

>shitty virus that destroys our own economy.
>Tons of CEO's stepping down before the virus comes here

Okay buddy. I believe you

Thanks to meritless diversity hires, we're getting the obnoxious parts of authoritarianism without the parts where they can actually get shit done.

Tweet deleted, what did it say?

That's the board as a whole, not this general. And I was talking about in comparison to a few days ago when we were having 10-15 minute threads. I got my answer though.

You too leaf. You too

>Every other young person I see vapes. Who knows what that actually does to your lungs.

I've given up cigs now, but when I tried a vape it gave me a tighter chest than 20 x rolled cigs did. Never bought into the meme desu, the idea this cheap ass liquid sold by ginger-bearded fedoras in markets never really sat well.

explains all the newfags

>extremely contagious, spreads like wildfire
>once infected you have it forever
>once infected you become permanently contagious
>will reinfect until it kills you

Maybe it won't kill everyone, but this is the end of civilization as we know it.

>Tons of CEO's stepping down before the virus comes here
There's an answer to that, along with many other things happening right now. Looks like these retards may have been unironically correct.

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Where are you to italanon?

>not only is the fucker in a doomsday cult but he wants to get us all infected and force people into buying HIV pozz drugs to survive coronavirus
JOIN.THE.HERD

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I HATE THE FILTHY SHIT EATING CHINESE , THE PARASITIC PLAGUE PRODUCERS MUST DIE .

ALL THE WORLDS GOVERNMENTS SHOULD DECLARE WAR ON CHINA FOR MURDERING THEIR CITIZENS , THIS WAS AN ACT OF WAR BY CHINA.

NUKE THEM NOW


GAS ALL CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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>have a sore throat, and now i find this
theres 2 cases in my city fuck fuck fuck, our population is only 5k and those cunts are ''home quarantined''
help

France: 6.5k cases, 148 deaths, 400 serious/critical

Germany: 7k cases, 17 deaths, 2 serious/critical

Suggests the disease is at least 10x less severe in Germany than neighboring France.

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Based and bidetpilled

I am not a fan of leaves, but, I've got respect for a man with such a sentiment. God speed leafman, God speed.

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Let's say the bioweapon theory is true. What would the makers gain from it?

there is a cure
doomers BTFO
its a drug with decades of proven safe usage and its cheap and abundant
doomers BTFO

Okay user. we will see if this theory pulls through in time though. Not holding my breath for it.

>posting the correct link
witter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1239304456552034305

Germans are full of bullshit

Just got back from there to my lovely california home. Happy to be back and only have a cold from the weather.

BADDD DOOGGGGOOOOS

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It's a slow boil approach. First get the gathering places shut down, get offices shut, get people into their homes. Once that's arranged, roll the military out to keep them there.

>Not holding my breath for it.
Either am I but something is going down behind the scenes, that I'm sure of. I've been making fun of those guys for years now and some shit is clicking nonetheless.

i fuckin coofed its over

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Is this link shadowbanned?
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I’m just curious what the actual US number of infected currently is. The way it spread so fast across the US it must be in the 10k range if not 100k.

Prob accidentally released desu on some lab worker. An israelanon said on here a few days back a cluster of their cases caught it cos a researcher in a lab accidentally got infected while analysing it.

I bought a crossbow because almost all common rifle ammo is sold out.

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F

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German diesel engines do not pollute, you know ya.
>*blink*blink*

>i know that you're right but im MAGAtard and cant just admit that Trump has committed crime against humanity killing thousands or maybe millions people so ill just call you a chink
Kys nigger

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what link

>but this is the end of civilization as we know it
Nothing of value desu.

Brazil is losing its shit. Schools and colleges canceled classes. Companies laying off workers or making them work from home. TV channels are going full blown corona war mode. People are panic buying emptying shelves at supermarkets. There are even reports of people shooting eachother over supplies. You can't find masks or hand sanitizer anywhere, and when you do its way overpriced. Ah, and a bat researcher was tested positive for covid-19.

I don't feel good

Chinese are incompetent corner-cutting scumbags so the release was likely accidental.

cop or not?

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No

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Pls user. Pls don't do this to me
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We're reaching a singularity where fiction and reality become one. Memes bleed into truth. Christina warned us all.

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You are right, it's a big pile of shit but I'm mad I was dragged into this mess.

that 40mm nato? then yes

Dry Coof has started.

t. ex-fiancee user

Ok so Russia is slowly preparing for the worst but not taking any drastic measures I take it?

And the UK? How's the UK doing with their herd immunity? What do they numbers show, how bad of an idea was it?

tianmen square etc etc

kek totally schizo

Do what to you?

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Thx fren, I heard Yas Forums was removing julay links a couple months back

>"event"

Child cases in China.

Mild = flu like symptoms
Moderate = pneumonia
Severe = low oxygen in blood
Critical = ARDS or organ failure

By age group
15: Asymtomatic 5%; Mild 49%; Moderate 43%; Severe 3%; Critical 0.3%

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>"vaping" epidemic
it was a coverup when they screwed up their own bioweapon development

What about the filters?

Nihon wins again.
Why can't whito piggus wash their hands?

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Weakness and ignorance are not barriers to survival, but arrogance is.
You arrogant western white trush and your parents will die because you people ignore the warning of China for 2 months.
We locked down the whole country, diagnosed 80000 patients, lost trillions of GDP. Hundreds of millions of people stay at home for 2 months.
Then your gov pretend to be blind. Your media is immersed in political propaganda. You people say "it won't happen in the west, we are different from the third world countries" and did nothing.
Now see? Your medical system are breaking down. The media's political propaganda and arrogance of your country leading to the death of many people who could have survived.
Your country has even announced that "no test, so no new case".
Wow, what a such smart country! What a such wonderful defensive measures!
Cheer for your gov and the death of you people!
Well, my venting is over. Finally, wear a mask and stay away from crowds. Good luck for you fucking faggots.

>there is a cure
>doomers BTFO
also: not applying acetaminophen(paracetamol) and ibuprofen during covid19 therapy drops lethality near rock bottom.

I love how mentioning "human rights" is a trigger for Chinese censorship

How do you dry your wet ass after using the bidet? Inb3 toilet paper

Having a bioweapon, countries just like having them. It probably was released on accident.

link

don't mind Moscow being nuked to contain Corona-chan tbph

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Exactly. People thinking a lockdown here isn't happening are stupid. Many would get infected and die if they don't do it

It’s midnight MST and 2 AM EST. I should be asleep dammit.

I hate that ugly mutt

nigs and beaners

Redpill me on bidet mechanics.
Do I hover my butt over the thing.
Then turn on the water.
Does the water shoot UP my butt or merely AT my butt?
Do you seriously not wipe afterwards just to make sure and/or dry off or is it pure no-wipe?

cute boy

New case of reinfection
Chink shills btfo

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We got 36 from you guys, so it's most likely tens of thousands; your country is quite spread out, so the cases most likely aren't overwhelming the system.

After this event ends, americans will become pariahs worldwide, everywhere from Iceland to Chile and from Japan to Spain your kind will be despised, somewhere even shot on sight.
Deal with it.

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Aldous Huxley once said something along the lines of "in the coming decades the west European stock will be facing severe genetic degradation". So, that.

A towel perhaps?
>inb5 smell shit

Paracetamol is the good one. It's not anti inflammatory.

Soo.. for well over a decade I've been a pretty adamant "nothing ever happens" party pooper. I was never trying to shit on people's parade, or stroking my own ego, it wasn't as if I believed I had superior thoughts/opinions on things and was out to present/prove that to myself or anyone.. It's been a very honest observation in my experience that even "major" potential happenings have never even come close to having any strong indication or evidence that much would come of it on a massive let alone global scale.

So that being said, what the fuck is going on? Nothing has ever been close to what we're seeing in response, reaction, and behavior to this situation. Even during world wars, and our worst economic and environmental catastrophe's, it's business as usual for many people.. even in places directly involved or effected by it.

The inconsistencies between the narrative of "its literally nothing" statistics, and "lol look at all the dummies buying toilet paper," and the actual response and behavior we're seeing from governments and the most powerful people throughout economies/industries across the globe is probably the most bewildering and concerning aspect of it all. I'm concerned for the first time in a very long time guys..

you need to kill those dogs

What are the odds that all the small businesses and service sector workers that are about to go under and become unemployed will be compensated for their sacrifice?

You're right. I've been saying the same thing. It's not "westerners", but our corrupt economy-cock-sucking governments that are allowing this to happen

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40% cases of pneumonia on children is pretty savage.
Source?

>coinnews.net/2019/12/24/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarter-images-and-release-dates/
GUYS
THIS NEW 2020 QUARTER IS BATS

WHAT
THE
FUCK

LET ME OUT OF THIS MEME NIGHTMARE

Control that has been slipping away from their fingers.

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Yeah, but then what happens next? We go back to normal? The normies are waking up to the world we live in, what if there’s nothing left to ride out?

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pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/pediatrics/early/2020/03/16/peds.2020-0702.full.pdf

Well now you can see it's true colors. The only thing that it's not going to end over this happening get ready to see boomers wear t shirts saying how they survived the muh corona virus. Oh and more people will get redpilled over this, not all the normies are retarded even though most are.

>And the UK? How's the UK doing with their herd immunity? What do they numbers show, how bad of an idea was it?

The govt is backtracking on it without openly stating they are. They have "advised" no mass gatherings but I fully expect a lockdown soon. All depends on how the continent do over the next few days.

Thing is, the Conservatives need to pump money to those out of work/businesses affected like France or else we're going to make the 2008 recession look like the roaring 50's. But being the cunts that they are obsessed with muh GDP the Tories won't do that.

The second they close schools half the remaining workforce will stop working to look after the kids. It's fucked. I never ever envisaged something as cataclysmic as this in such a short space of time, Boris has aged ten years in a week.

It's not even about hygiene. There are just an abundant amount of "nothingburger" fags in this country. We all hate eachother.
Melting pots all the way!

Cop that shit senpai you be lookin fresh as fuck

oh yea totally dude im agreeing with you

Still going in to work, but we are now required to "socially distance" ourselves from coworkers.

That is, stay far apart physically.

I doubt the efficacy.

>trudeaus wife literally getting pozzed by bbc
too perfect, this is a simulation isn't it

I second all of this.Puppy eaters must die.

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it honestly is seeming like the experts in epidemiology and medicine are telling our governments that this shit is really fucking bad

40mm nato filters are easier to get, just get a P3R particle filter and it will last you a long time, until its gettin hard to breathe, filter stuffed etc, then its time to change.

>americans will become pariahs
>not China

K nigger faggot troll here's your one you

I do. My father and auntie live in Moscow. Aren't you impressed with our healthcare and epidemiological service work tho? We're already building new mobile hospitals like the Chinese even when we have about 100 confirmed cases while most western countries (I'm looking at you UK) do fucking nothing.

who gives a fuck about your concern, you always shut down our fantasies. So deal with it.

Current US Death Toll: 93
>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

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Modern medicine and kinetic warfare was gay and dysgenic:
>save the weak / kill the strong
Viruses will ALWAYS be based and eugenic.
>strong survive

I wash my ass in the shower with a detachable showerhead. I also use soap, but I imagine you could do the same with a bidet. Sometimes spraying water up your asshole has a douching effect and more shit will slide out. Can this bidet handle that? What do you do when you get shit on the nozzle? Do people mind sharing these because there is so much poo particles being passed from one hand and ass to another?

After I wash my ass, I also wash the shower head with soap in case any doodoo germs got on it.

well sometimes the happening comes when you least expect it. world can be dangerous and many things can happen withou proper "cause"

Its like bomb dropping on your house. Nobody would assume it as a possibility until it starts happening.

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>America

That's not China

Chinks caused it. Chinks lied about it. Chinks will suffer the consequences of it.

So don't go to work. Become a hikki for 3 months, work from home if they let you

Since us Americans are retards and never listen how likely are we to become Italy 2.0 or worse

Can a German speaker check my translation?
What does "still zu kriegen mean here?" at 1:00

> Also, wir sollten mehr diese Überlegung verlassen, zu sagen:
> Jetzt müssen wir mit aller Kraft in der gesamten Bevölkerung versuchen, den Sommer still zu kriegen.

youtube.com/watch?v=dXbbpg5Zf-0

So will this make me infertile?

I actually voted for Trump just to see him fumble around in something as catastrophic as this. Was almost disappointed.

>chinks are bad for dying from american bioweapon
You niggers are absolutely delusional aren't you?

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Unfortunately Corona kills even the strongest as it is a bioweapon.

Where are all the hand washing lolis? save us hand sink chan!

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yes

It's too early to know from the numbers isn't it?

I think Americas infected numbers are going to be a lot greater than chinas

Federal failure to stop this will lead to the balkanization of the United States as various governors from alliances

Maybe. I'd lean towards probably. But do you really want to take that chance?

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I think governments all over the world lie about their cases, there are at least 3-4 times more infected than they report.

This. You can see the fear and aprehension in all leaders when discussing this and tell they have intel/info on how bad this could really be. I've never ever seen UK govt ministers look as terrified as they do now. They know this could be a literal country breaker. I'd love to be exagerrating but during any other event that I've followed over the last 20 years, I've never seen so much out and out terror in politicians eyes and voices.

Freeing us all from the oppressive yoke of the bóhum-ūrs

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Russians understand exponential function.

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F1 is kill

Here a pic of how was used in the 17th century.
Not so dissimilar of today modern procedures:
>open warm water, low pressure
>lower your dirty butt
>water will gently remove the poop, NO NEED to shoot 20 BAR of pressure
>after that rinse with soap
>dry butt with a towel

ET VOILA', BUTT CLEAN AND NO TP USED

Also checked

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Agreed. We're fucked. Could I unironically move there?

TRUMMMMMMMMMP

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Crossing my fingers for Spanish Flu numbers

post picture faggot.

anyway...could be a lot of symbolism in others. Heritage (painting) / Roots / Starting new (planting tree) / Transformation (Butterfly)

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science.sciencemag.org/content/97/2510/142

Vaping literally stops the coronavirus. That's why they wanted it stopped.

Check Ruger and AOB shares yesterday, brilliant!!

Huh, not so many "it's just a flu" posts.

>bat coin

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>have a sore throat and runny nose

give it to me straight, bros. am I infected?

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yes. London has been hardest hit so far, and they predict that there is about two weeks behind Italy. I did read that they expect the UK as a whole to be about another 10 days behind that. I'm just hoping and praying it stays in the metro areas cos im in the middle of nowhere.

Mainland here in lockdown but these faggots are still on the streets. How fucked are we?

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There's a definite chance, we're not sure on the numbers yet.

Main symptom is a really dry painful cough, probably just a cold.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2135271/

my ex was a lesser known pornstar and she had one of those enema nozzle things installed in our shower for when she had to prep for an anal shoot. I still have it and use it from time to time. It cleans the shit out really well desu

guess Boris is not lurking Yas Forums afterall

he would come up with a retarded idea like herd immunity if he lurked here for a bit

he would also start fapping to anime girls with dicks so maybe its for the better

>russians
>understand anything
Average IQ in this non-country is like 60. And the most retarded are always make it to the government.

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Who the hell keeps drawing these?

Oh I hope

A mask like this good enough?

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They make them with built-in ass dryers.
I know that might be difficult to wrap your head around, but check them out.
When the women find out you have one, they'll be coming over JUST to take a piss and experience the joy of the "massage" button.
That's not a joke, either.

>Crossing my fingers for Spanish Flu numbers

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It seems to start with a fever, followed by a dry cough.

After a week, it can lead to shortness of breath, with about 20% of patients requiring hospital treatment.
Notably, the COVID-19 infection rarely seems to cause a runny nose, sneezing, or sore throat (these symptoms have been observed in only about 5% of patients). Sore throat, sneezing, and stuffy nose are most often signs of a cold.

omae wa mou shindeiru

It stays in the air for hours, distancing won't do shit.

What's the story on the ground in China? Haven't seen much new content from there in terms of video or photos, they seem to have the internet pretty locked down there

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This is not even big enough for the average american. They would need an entire year to develop a special one.

I thought the lockdown would be a new beginning, a reset of my social life if you will, but nothing has changed. I'm missing the boat again and I'm more than ever. Friends made: 0. Gfs found: 0. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That’s a p100, pretty much the best one for this.

yes p100 is good

It's a literal bat coin. Never in the history of our nation has a bat EVER been on our currency yet they add it to circulation right before a pandemic virus from a FUCKING BAT destroys everything

Population control. They don't need us anymore.

Should NOT jump to reduce fever in adults. It is the only way to keep virus from replicating so fast so body has a chance to make antibodies it needs to kill it before being overwhelmed with virus, which is why body raises temperature. I would only take it if it gets to around 102. (This is just for adults, not children)

Only if those filters are p100 or equivalent and you've got eye protection.

You'll need eye protection too because infected droplets can infect you through your eyes