I’m down to my last few rolls of toilet paper and no stores around me are stocked...

>stealing someone’s pic from an earlier thread and pretending it’s your own
Why do homosexuals do this?

I really wish you were the actual guy to post that

Tear up some old bed sheets and use it for now

your finger feets are cute, show the bottom with tags.

How is the crystal treatment going?

hows area 51?

These threads are retarded

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FUCKING SHOWER. IT’S NOT THAT HARD

ayy lmao

the image is from reddit

you gon get raided

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I 'ad a good fucking giggle.

you should buy a bidet from amazon. 22 bucks.

just fast and shit less
pretty simple

Just call the mothership to drop some more off to you.

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Great show

Wtf is wrong with your toes? I used to think the kind of "finger toes" you see in manga weren't real, but damn, those are some long ass toes.

you're supposed to go when they restock

delete this

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Show cloaca you fucking ayy

It's a panorama photo that he slightly tilted while stepping backwards. Takes 2 seconds. Yas Forums is officially technologically retarded.

Thank you tech wizz.

Kek

We are not picassos when it comes to picture capturing on our picture capturing devices. It would be like me posting a picture of sex and expecting you to know how to get it.

>I’m down to my last few rolls of toilet paper and no stores around me are stocked.
X Doubt.

I don't know why, but i am laughing my coofing ass off at the responses to the feet.

>those fucking toes

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Fuck off space nigger, go wipe your ass with moon rocks.

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t. alien trying to cover for his space buddy

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Buy some business TP from somewhere like grainger.

If you have a dog teach him to lick your butthole.

Get a cheap tshirt around the house, cut it into several small pieces. one shirt should last you 2 weeks

I ran out of toilet paper and used the sleeve to a white t shirt. I ended up using that shirt for like a month. Your ass well love it, just make sure to place somewhere well hidden, it is a shit towel after all

you should HAVE hoarded retard

Just take a shower

You have shit taste in shit paper. Just sayin.

That amount of TP is only gonna last you like 3 days. Better get TP huntan, Glorpchak. Maybe start by GETTING THE FUCK OFFA MY PLANET YOU GRAY NIGGER

You should hoard poo inside your ass then eat it when there's no more room left

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>Australia
>Pump action shotgun
Nice VPN mutt

What da fuck is wrong wif yo feets nigga
I must be trippin ayylmao

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Alien feet that is not ladies and gentlemen that my friends is the result of a sex doll being washed in the dishwasher one too many times and the toes getting all fucked......trust me I'm a scientist

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love that brand

fucking leaf autism

He created this thread to bait you guys so he could say this.

>Not buying toilet paper in large quantities, 32, 24, or at the very least 16 packs
>Not making a point of having at least one unopened large pack of TP in your house at all times
>Not immediately going out and buying one more when shit started going down

Damn son, you have fingers for toes, with them things you might be better off using them to wipe your ass clean

Just wait a bit more and can safely wipe with dollars, toilet paper is the currency of the future.
BRRRRRRRR

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>portable bidet nigga

I can't stop laughing

I'm ded

do an alien twerk for me

JUST WASH NIGGER LIKE FUCKING DAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH TOILET PAPER

DAMN NIGGER THE WATER DOWN THERE RADIOACTIVE OR WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK MAN

i have cute feet than u

Fuck yeah holy shit

why is this meme still funny

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4 whole rolls? You living the high life.

Also, cute toes.