AUS/POL - BASED SAS REMOVE KEBAB EDITION

Knee how lads

>Qantas and Jetstar ground 150 aircraft as demand for travel plummets
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-covid-19-australia-latest-news-live-updates/12061250

>ASX rises on opening, materials sectors leading
baka.com.au/business/markets/dow-plunges-13pc-in-worst-rout-since-black-monday-20200317-p54at0.html

>Gruesome video shows special forces brutality as ex soldier alleges murder
baka.com.au/national/gruesome-video-shows-special-forces-brutality-as-ex-soldier-alleges-murder-20200316-p54aqk.html

>'I'll lock myself in and punch cones': Aussie traveller gives a VERY honest account of how he'll spend his two weeks in coronavirus isolation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116941/Aussie-traveller-gives-honest-response-hell-spend-two-weeks-coronavirus-isolation.html

>RBA calling an emergency meeting to slash rates to 0.25 per cent ‘inevitable’
news.com.au/finance/business/rba-calling-an-emergency-meeting-to-slash-rates-to-025-per-cent-inevitable/news-story/4216d33440b5a122cfe4333b0ad7601d

>Feminists kick frail elderly man from “women’s-only” train carriage
caldronpool.com/watch-feminists-kick-frail-elderly-man-from-womens-only-train-carriage/

Fuck me lads its near on impossible to find any news other than conrona

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Just had to clean my arse in the shower because i'm out of toilet paper.

Cringe. I just shit in the shower now.

1st for fuck pollies
>fuck chinks
>fuck mudslimes
>fuck pozzbourne
>fuck shitney
>fuck (you)
>fuck off we're full

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Based

My hobby is wasting gov resources. Is that normal?

PS. I'm laughing at wagecucks. I'm getting $750 for doing nothing. What are you getting ahahahahahahah

AFLW superstar Erin Phillips sent a scare through the Crows camp on Tuesday morning when she woke up with a sore throat.

But in good news, the club doctor assessed Phillips and determined she didn’t meet the criteria to be tested for coronavirus.

Same here, killing 2 birds with one stone and not wasting as much water needing to flush my huge shits atleast a few times in the toilet. Easier to squish it down the shower drain.

>didn’t meet the criteria to be tested for coronavirus.
Lol rip womens crows team

I busted a nut to the video of Louisa Jesperson getting beheaded. She was a whore so she deserved it. Is that normal?

WHEN DOES MY FUCKING $750 NEETBUX GET PUT INTO MY ACCOUNT I NEED TO START BLACKSMITHING TO IMPRESS A GIRL

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At least the ALFW isn’t impacted by the ban on groups of people over 500.

I hate women. I can't stop wanking to pics of dead women. Is that normal?

You’re going to fuck your pipes.

>killing unarmed humans

Poor form, probably a kike.

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Did you get your $50 in the end?

No fren

Mutt please, your kike infested country started this shit.

this. they wanted this

who /raider/ here?

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I’ll glass that dog cunt if he ever shows up here again.

When hasn't the SASR been based?? Fucking chows... I'll dedicate a cliff to em once the shit kicks off. (No pun intended)

Fuck off tripfag, nobody cares for you opinion.

Can't argue with that, but you did follow.

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Go watch the Tarrant some more glowjew.

I can't stop wanking to the death of Hannah Baxter. She was a slut so she deserved it. The daughters deserved it because they were future sluts. Is that normal?

You can't stop wanking, cause you can't cop a root.

>CIA niggers control the drug trade
Who'd have thunk it?

>That's very normal. Could you please elaborate on how this makes you feel?

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Seethe harder wagecucks! I've never paid a cent in income tax. I've never worked a day in my life. I'll never repay my HECS debt. I refuse to contribute to a system that supports single mothers. I bludge on cenno. I've cost the state health system 24k this year. I'm getting $750 and you're getting nothing ahahahah.

So far seems to be ok

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I'm getting $750 as well

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how get free gibs?

Lots of empty shelves at woolies today. Started with toilet paper now most of the meat and frozen foods are gone.

Fucken dirty dogs. No cunt is hiring because the wu flu hitting the economy, spent about 15 hours applying for new jobs. I don't even want a decent one, I just want a new one so I don't commit a grievous bodily harm on my boss

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Congratulations! You contributed less than .01% of your government's financial loss. Whats more is that eventually it will bite you in the ass thus meaning you did absolutely nothing! You Aussies are so smart!!!

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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anons i'm thinking of going to the doctor and lying about an infection so i can get some anti biotics..

Taliban also executed pedos.
They are unironically based. They idea that they were terrorists is Jewish propaganda, because jews wanted to control both Afghanistan and Iraq to put pressure on both sides of Iran.

Mujahideens are basically nationalists fighting to keep foreign invaders off. We have absolutely no business being there, let alone do war crimes.

just take animal antibiotics

>anti biotics
What for, exactly?

Im getting $750 too, gonna spend it all on alcohol and the TAB.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
>founded by William Kristol and Robert Kagan

>Bill Kristol - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kristol
>Kristol was born on December 23, 1952, in New York City, into a Jewish family

>Robert Kagan - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kagan
>Robert Kagan was born in Athens, Greece. His father, historian Donald Kagan, a Sterling Professor of Classics and History Emeritus at Yale University and a specialist in the history of the Peloponnesian War, is of Lithuanian Jewish descent.

Its all part of the plan, goy.

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very useful commodity. i don't have much currency and i have a feeling it won't be worth all that much soon in comparison to useful commodities like soap, toilet paper, cigarettes, food and booze

FUCK FEMINISTS
I WISH YOU BURN IN HELL

Is it too late to get on youth allowance, lads? Doesn’t it take like a month to get processed and then you have to go in to a Centrelink too?

Who hate women?

Same. Bust a Nut needs to be paid for busting the nut

i thought about that but i don't know the science, are they okay to take for humans?

If things go belly up you could probably get a hold of them very easily, they are only an s4 medication because retards use them for dumb shit and incorrectly and make antibacterial resistant bacteria. They are piss easy to make and hospitals and pharmacies have a stupid amount of them

About that, but you get back paid from the time you first became eligible for it. Apply for it now.

>looking at the new infection statistics
>says the majority of people infected either came from overseas or were in close contact with people who were known to be infected
>somehow this is meant to calm people down
I thought they were only testing the people who fit into that category?
If you aren't in that category than you aren't going to be able to get tests? The numbers probably way higher.
I thought it counted if you had a claim being processed before the date.

i always wanted to see defqon 1 but not like this

Dropped 600,000 Qantas points on booze today. I reckon qantas go under and the points become worthless. Best case scenario they devalue them. It’s a $2.5bn liability on their balance sheet.

is there a way to tell if you are getting the $750 neetbux?

I need to stock up on 6 months worth of macadamias mate.

Tell em I'm (not) doing eetswa

How did you want to see it?

You don't think the Gov will bail them out if necessary?

pinging off my head shuffling of course

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Shops are packed. Even during the day when wagies should be at work.

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I jerk off to news articles about rape victims. They were raped because they dressed like whores. They deserved it. Is that normal?