WHAT DO

>I'm a woman
You know the drill.

I told her I voted for bernie... I didn't even go to the polls...

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lmao absolute cuck

tits or gtfo bitch

I browse Yas Forums in public on my phone. I don’t give a shit. I’ve found out that a lot of my co-workers are Yas Forumstards this way, including the 2 security guards
Funniest shit ever.
You should grow a pair of balls, dump her, then send her a copy of Mein Kampf

>being this cucked

Just tell them you're doing research on the infamous hacker known as Yas Forums. I'm still saving that for when I get caught
t. surrounded by non-mentally ill

suck your gf's dick and take his sons out for new jordans.

You and you're "girlfriend" are fucking retards

You stand your ground and tell her to fuck off.

Women follow strong men, if you do what she says, she will eventually leave you.

This is a test.

simp

quickly take a pic of her tits and post it on here then say how you were defending her from all us nasty incels on the internet objectifying her

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I was off the site ever since M00t left
I don’t know why I ever left

tell her "tits or gtfo" irl

She has a point though user why are you browsing Yas Forums and not fucking her right now?

Fake and gay consider kys

She lets me choose to not have sex.... sometimes

Tell her to shut the fuck up and get to sucking while you browse Yas Forums you betafag.

Stick benis inner butt.

Why are you seeing her then you nigger
I would never consider a long term relationship with someone so irrational

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you figured out you have cia agents employed at your job. grats.

security guards man

think about it.

christ.

Must be sad to be with a brain dead partner that can't take a joke here and there.

Just hit her bro

Are you sure you arent into cuckoldry?
Because could have fooled me

The secret is I was telling her about how I was on Yas Forums... we are social distancing right now.

Based.

Cum in her best friends body wash.

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SIMP

be sure to give tyrone my regards

>What do I do now?
Stop coming here because your relationship should be more important to you than we are.
>How do I tell her I am also mentally ill?
Take it to your grave.

Absolutely 100% faggot.
As if you let this hole whine at you like this.
You deserve the suffering your due.

At first I unironically called him FBI & told him to fuck off
Even if he is CIA I don’t care, I know I’m already on the FEDs lists

Pull up bestgore
then ask her witch would she like better
impact her hard

I come here whenever something interesting happens, last time was epstein

you have really good handwriting user, nice

pathetic

TITS OR GTFO DEFINITION OF A THOT

Let's make babies

so a few ideas
>1
Tell her you're looking for funny screencaps like this
>2
Tell her you're trying to convert them to leftism
>3
Tell them you usually browse some respectable board (/lit/ is probably your best bet)

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Give her the blue pill and dump her

Tell her you're a spook.

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Listen to her.
Pick up a copy of Mein Kampf instead.

Amazin.

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Quit LARPing. Tits or gtfo

what if I told you.... I'm the tyrone...

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So you're her dildo faggot

Race mixing is degenerate, user.
You should know this by now.

>Stop coming here because your relationship should be more important to you than we are.
might as well just cut your balls off and buy yourself a leash, faggot, you cant call yourself a man anyway.

>4
Grow a pair and dump her ass. There are plenty of redpilled women out there.

Didn’t see that one coming.

Not for them it's not.

nice handwriting, tits or gtfo tho

Pretty nice hand writing for a nigger, you're alright user

Just remember, there's a nigger with a bigger dick fucking your bitch behind your back.

You’re not wrong.
But that doesn’t make it right.

AHAHAHAHAH OMG
bless you OP. Please, don't kill yourself, but do break up with your girlfriend or manage to redpill her

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>redpill
grow the fuck up

>"they're all mentally ill"
sortof, call her a whore and smell her feet also send pics of her feet NOW

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Show her the screenshot of the killdozer OP.

She, being a woman, will love the story, the chad underdog fighting against a corrupt system and giving his all against it.

She will weep, and look at you with new eyes. She will see you are the wisest man shes ever met.

Then, dog her raw painfully. Beat her pussy to a quivering pulp.

WHAT A TWIST!

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