Biggest Happening of our lives

You are currently living in the biggest happening you or Yas Forums will ever experience.
How do you feel?

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I feel your mom

hard to tell if it's the biggest happening or the media wants it to be

It's both a psyop and a power grab.

pol logic dictates that it is only a happening if nobody outside the board knows about it

This.

not at all faggot. look at china now. this will be over in a few weeks. kys dramatic happenin retard. the economy is adapting to the lockdowns and thats it. A few boomers will die and what? fuck it, less burden.

> pic related

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like shit

LOL no

doesn't feel as bad as it should
probably won't mean anything

:(

No, this is just the fuse being lit.

Not the biggest happening yet for me. A volcano shitting 6 inches of ash on my town was far worse that took years to un-fuck. I was 8 years old when Mt St. Hellens rained hot white powder down on us and we thought we had been nuked by the Russians. That was May 18th 1980 we did not step outside the house for a week and that was with zero notice it got black hot and you could not see the porch light at 3 pm. Funny enough that changed me to be ready for life to go sideways at any moment. To those that read this this is a lesson for your future when you have kids and something once again gets all fucked up and shit is retarded use the experience you gain these days to prepare so you can sit back in relative comfort and shit post on a basket weaving forum and not fret because you learned a lot from 2020.

This

Comfy man, real comfy

FOR VVHAT PVRPOSE?

>look at china now
We can't. The journalists are dead, the civilians are strangely silent and the CCP are saying everything is fine.
Las I heard of them was a few weeks after 'they got all better nothin to see here' with related.

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Ok boomer.

yes.

America isnt like china. We are full of dumbfucks who wont obey optional quarantines and our government cant force people to work
Damn this boomer got a flashback

Feels good. But I wanna profit, and be the guy who gets rich while he watches the world burn.

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If the shit ever really does hit the fan in USA we’re all fucked. Dumbasses couldn’t control themselves with no supply chain interruptions, imagine if it really was the end. I just want to live long enough to plug a few of them trying to steal my cans of chili with some 7,62x39 and then fuck it, I’m done.

lame and cringe
especially the name fucking provoces me "coronachan" like wtf is this world even anymore take me back to the 15th century

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It feels pretty fake and gay

Feels fucking good.

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>How do you feel?
It's been non-stop war since Kennedy, doubly so after the attempt on Reagan, and dialed to 9/11 at the turn of the century. About time.

The war will be bigger

The media is downplaying it.

Monetary system is going bye bye.

Shill spotted. Back to /ptg/ with you.

you have to relax! PSO2 is not coming out until tomorrow.

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Meh, got a birthday coming up and I’m trying to figure out the nicest way to tell my family not to give me money or presents. That’s about where I’m at. I don’t want them spending money on me that they could use on resources if shit really hits the fan.

>he's never been to war

No, Barbie. We're just getting started.

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Gonna coom

american media definitely is not, fox news, cnn, msnbc, fearmongering 24/7

I still haven't had the chance to shoot niggers. I hope they start chimping soon.

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Bullshit. Every one is downplaying it. You're just a scared bitch that eats up the sugar coated platitudes and thinks they're fearporn.

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And it's still even worse than what they're presenting it as.

And I feel fine

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>how do you feel?
Scared and excited all at the same time.
Scared because I know everything is going to go to shit.
Excited because my life might finally have some meaning outside of slaving away everyday for Mr. Shekelberg just so I can do it all again the next day.

I can’t believe niggas might actually be snorting kiddie blood.

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You could take a risk and buy cheap ass stocks. Although at this point you have like a 50% chance that you'll never see your money again. However you also have a 50% chance that if/when things recover you'll be very well off.

>How do you feel?
I feel very sad and quiet.

:( same

You're a yank. Why not tell them to buy you ammo. You can always give it back to them if needed.

It's honestly kinda surreal. Might actually try and survive this, for the lads.

Fucking die, faggit

i feel kinda sick but it would be chickenshit not to go into work tomorrow. if the symptoms were more severe i'd definitely not go, but it's just a lil coof and tickle and my head feels weird.

>9 years old when Saint Helens exploded in 1980
>everyone calls this guy a boomer
It's pathetic that you don't even know what boomer means and use it improperly.
1945-1964 = boomers
1965-1979= gen x
1980-1994= gen y (millennials)
1995-2009= gen z (zoomers)
So if HelensAnon was 9 years old in 1980, that means he was born in 1970-71, which would make him part of generation x, not the baby boomers.

It's going to be ok.

Who knew that the biggest happening of our lifetime would involve the left just bitching on twitter for 2 months? It's gonna be crazy.....

There’s no such thing as a happening. There’s just life, and it’s pretty mundane. This is included in that. Happenings aren’t real, no great event is going to change your life forever. You had your chance to have a decent life, and you blew it by becoming an amoeba, a piece of shit, a happeningfag. The world won’t change, and neither will you. Boring cunts fuck off, let pol return to normal

this is nothing compared to 9/11

Dude the right is bitching too because "MUH BASED TRUMP!"

>There’s no such thing as a happening.
(you)

No.

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>will ever
nah.

Statistically, there will be another outbreak like this in our life time.

There were outbreaks like this once every hundred years before Trains, planes, and automobiles so the odds of this not happening again in the next 50 years is slim slim slim.

a stress test is a big happening now?

all corona shit is astroturfed
if normal flu had half the media coverage that chink coofs has then people would start shooting eachother over toilet paper

you are being prepared for the future

what website is that bro?

false equivalency

No, this is nothing. What's coming is the happening

Don't go in. Not worth the risk.

Im not a newfag zoomer, Ive had bigger ones nationally, this is nothing

I dont know if you live in syria 7 years ago (which millions of people did) i would say all there lives changed forever. Their entire city was bombed into fish tank pebbles and they were left wandering the dessert.

It's very likely there could be a war with the PRC and the draft starts in the next 20 years. There could be lots of cases where an actual happening happens.

Sleepy

bull

shit

Wish I had bought a few thousand more 5.56 rounds but nevertheless I'm fucking ready. Got 2000 caffeine pills, 5 lbs pipe tobacco, 25 lbs whey protein, a few cases of sardines, we doin' this shit bros.

That's just socialist Italy, you American retard.

Feels no different except that I'm annoyed I have to switch to 1% milk because everyone else took the 2%. The low gas prices are nice, feels like 2010 again.

>We are full of dumbfucks who wont obey optional quarantines
Literally drives me nuts seeing people still going out everyday right now. I want to fucking smack them.

No real need to go penny stock picking. I can look for something that offers good recovery potential with strong profit. I've been saving up.

Like I am having a panic attack every waking moment of the day.

wow

yes

Thank you for this post fren

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/comfy

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Correct I was born in 1973 I don't care if you people call me what ever the fuck you want Just learn from this shit and let it make you stronger. So you don't need to cry to mommy government. Be free be strong let what is happening now teach you to have the life that will make you stronger. So when times are tough you weather the storm with relative ease and pass your knowledge and skills on. If you are on this board you are smarter than most and need to be around in the future. Look at what weaponized autism has accomplished so far that is not insignificant. Neet of today is the hermit of tomorrow. Yea I live in the boonies have a years worth of food and enough guns to arm a small nation while still shitposting here. Learn from this please you are needed!

Got a headache and my hemroids are acting up.

Haven't shot a nigger yet. Still waiting to do that.