/ptg/ President Trump General - NO COLLUSION Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470396-1/
youtu.be/_BNLqQMpsII?t=1810
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 3/16/20
youtu.be/k6F6w1dBwxU
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/16/20
c-span.org/video/?470402-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/16/20
youtu.be/OxwN4q7tREY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 3/16/20
youtu.be/yGKa0lgEldE
>SG Adams on F&F 3/16/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141953496001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/16/20
youtu.be/hRh8xcg63kk
>SG Adams on GMA 3/16/20
youtu.be/3djSuLV8KLY
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/16/20
youtu.be/XIwNT2-S5nQ
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Nan Hayworth (Lara) 3/16/20
youtu.be/kaLxmThswRY
>Pentagon Press Brief (ATSD(PA) Hoffman/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/16/20
dvidshub.net/video/743172/
>USDAVideo: AgSec Perdue @SNA Conference 3/16/20
youtu.be/Jj8n81jCZtg
>TrumpTweet: Do Your Part to Help Stop the Spread 3/15/20
pic.twitter.com/HGMNIEImFT
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
c-span.org/video/?470389-101/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470389-1/ (pt2)
youtu.be/8-2wqD1LtF8
>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
youtu.be/yabz851OkY4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
youtu.be/QOisb2JMgXM
>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
youtu.be/1pxb2kv7O_c

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MAGA

MAGA

MAGA
FUCK THE CCP

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Based Friends reboot!

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A blue faggot check mark flew over my house

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REMINDER THIS VIRUS IS A WEAPON MADE BY TRUMP TO TAKE OUT EVERYONE THAT CHALLENGED HIM.

YES, A LITTLE DID GET IN HERE BUT WE ARE SAFE. CANADA WILL BE ANNEXED AND MEXICO TOO/GREENLAND.


>GREATER AMERICA INCOMING.

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UHH!! IT-UH RITTY!

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*cough*

These cases were never ment to go to court. They were just meant to create headlines and 1 hour specials on MSNBC

Wash your hands.

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War
war never changes

Hows that whole bernie vs biden thing going? They drop dead yet? Seems like everyone forgot about it.

imagine losing to Joe Biden and crashing back to Obama numbers just cause you cant shut off travel to gookville or fund the cdc

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>Sharing is caring fren, whether you give your neighbor a cup of sugar for a birthday cake, or a cup of bullets to keep the niggras away
>or a cup of coffee to the mobster tom across the hall
I'm more of the lone wolf type. Mobster toms aside.

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Based Mapxico
Based Pixelartfren

>his husband

Nothing unusual too see here folks

Tfw no cowtits slampig gf to prep with

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YOU NEED JESUS. REPENT FROM THINE WICKED WAYS AND ALLOW GOD'S INFINITE MERCY TO FILL THY HEART. FOR WIDE IS THE PATH THAT LEADETH TO ETERNAL TORMENT AND MANY WILL ENTER THEREIN. WILLST THOU BE AMONG THE ONES WHO I CAN TURN TO THE FATHER AND SAY: I KNOW THEM? I REPEAT A THOUSAND TIMES: REPENT!!!

Lol the gays get corona easier with their inability to social distance due to desire to eat eachothers assholes

TWO NEW FLORIDA POLLS

TRUMP MAINTAINS LEAD

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Bernie is all but dead and Biden just promised to ban ALL oil extraction within the US at a debate yesterday, so they're being kept quiet for a reason.

>his
>husband
>WaS YOuR FrIEnD ImMuNE SuPPrEsED???

Normalfags can't even handle 6 days of isolation without bringing out the sock puppets.
twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1239523796542992387

>scat hentai
ULTRA YIKES

>China made virus
>Jews crash the market
>You come in and say, "IT'S OVER DRUMPF, WE WON!" and shit all over the place

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Contraception feeds attitudes of cuckoldry and pornography! Why should we continue to tolerate such degeneracy in our society?

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What reality are you living in?

*stares into your soul*

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It's literally going to be the Roaring Twenties once we recover

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>all caps

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>With the markets in free fall despite emergency action by the Fed over the weekend, Trump is waking up to the reality that’s been clear to everyone: Coronavirus poses a once-in-a-hundred-years threat to the country. “In the last 48 hours he has understood the magnitude of what’s going on,” a former West Wing official told me. As Trump processes the stakes facing the country—and his presidency—he’s also lashing out at advisers, whom he blames for the White House’s inept and flat-footed response. Sources say a principal target of his anger is Jared Kushner. “I have never heard so many people inside the White House openly discuss how pissed Trump is at Jared,” the former West Wing official said.

>Sources told me Trump is regretting that Kushner swooped into the coronavirus response last week. Kushner, according to sources, encouraged Trump to treat the emergency as a P.R. problem when Fauci and others were calling for aggressive action. “This was Jared saying the world needs me to solve another problem,” a former White House official said. One source briefed on the internal conversations told me that Kushner advised Trump not to call a national emergency during his Oval Office address on March 11 because “it would tank the markets.” The markets cratered anyway, and Trump announced the national emergency on Friday. “They had to clean that up on Friday,” another former West Wing official said. Trump was also said to be angry that Kushner oversold Google’s coronavirus testing website when in fact the tech giant had a fledgling effort. Trump got slammed in the press for promoting the phantom Google product. “Jared told Trump that Google was doing an entire website that would be up in 72 hours and had 1,100 people working on it 24/7. That’s just a lie,” the source briefed on the internal conversations told me.

Aw, poor Kushie. Ivanka will have to soothe daddy.

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europe ended up killing USA by dying to the chinks. pottery.

Awoo frens, what happened today?

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PANIC

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twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1239725737256632320?s=20

Holy shit Bill, cool it with the Holocaust denial

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fat nigger liberal

>anons all over this board defending the shut downs because we must protect the boomers
Even in dying, they must be as selfish as possible.

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Travel was shut off to China tho, it was Europe who fucked up. Reminder, Biden said he would have no travel ban, no deportations of illegals & could do nothing in addition to what Trump has done. The US would be in a worse state than Italy with no travel ban from China

I can't believe the world has gone insane over a fucking cold.

This

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>mobster tom
Thats blurry fuel right thar

Kek

Did you just come in from an interdimensional portal or something? Is this Stargate?

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Understandable, it's tough to make new frens sometimes, especially in the age of faceberg destroying personal communication

More Govs decided to try and kill small businesses, and the CDC continued to be pussies

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I was unaware China had achieved energy independence. Clearly, they will not be upset at us halting all oil tankers bound for China right outside the Strait of Hormuz then.

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>department manager at walmart
>memo is released from corporate stating we're allowed to self quarantine if we want, without any repercussions or threat of losing our job
>also said there's no penalty for staying home through April since anyone sick is encouraged to stay home
>meeting at work
>I bring up this new policy
>store manager says it's real but that none of the associates can know
>I bring up that this is all online and many of them already know and were talking about it all morning
>he says to lie to them and make them believe that the memo was incorrect
>I asked if I should be asking associates to come in even when they're sick, and he said "How the fuck are we going to run the store if they don't?"

I shut up after that, but felt pretty uneasy about the whole thing. FWIW I was totally honest about the policy with every associate, and told them if they were penalized for staying home to call the ethics hotline and report our store. I could end up getting fired for being honest here, but whatever. Fucking retail bros.

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MAGA

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>>Jews crash the market
so trump

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is it too much to ask for?

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Sharing the ammo means more guns shooting niggers. It's more efficient.

Agree. I couldn’t care less since my grandfather is 93 and immune to the virus

>PA closing liquor stores
>mass layoffs as dem states are closing down the public
>corporations asking for bailouts already
Oh boy this won’t last long if it continues this way

>Trump will lose to Biden
Keep saying it faggot, maybe it will come true (it won't).

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Not to mention having your butthole ripped and being exposed to shit on your dick means your immue system isn't what it could be.

By next year, the last four years will be nothing but a fever dream.

>not doing superior loli feet scat

The world went insane a long time ago. This is detox. Trump is the father figure dragging the drugged out mess that is the 21st century to rehab.

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This is comfy basically my life has only improved with the exception of groceries. Low traffic. I already isolate myself. Cheap gas.

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Red Wave

This
They bitch and moan and then shut down the economy to “protect” them and pay for them more

where's the lie tho?

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Those are millenials who need their boomer parents alive, otherwise they'd have to find a place to live

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now Google is removing the filters on everything

literally nothing has changed for me
typical for me to go weeks and only speak to occasional cashiers

a weak West brings hard times

good luck gentlemen

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Yeah but it's the designated hours. Plus, I'm officially unemployed now, so time has no meaning.
>faceberg destroying personal communication
Boy, it sure did. We all talk so much, but say so little
>that filename
yeah... fuck you
that makes sense, mathematically

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Oh

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Reddit commies must be peak /comfy/ right now since all the grocery stores are empty.

(((former West Wing official)))

Spain deserves the virus for defiling Franco's grave

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>In the last 48 hours he has understood the magnitude of what’s going on,
a little late
oof nov gonna be a rough one....

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I press button money come out :D

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unprecedented state action

the war against the china virus escalated quickly

to be fair, wagies will need a job and wallymart is one of few actively needing people - maybe it'll balance out?

i thought it was just that the board had become flooded with boomer hordes, but that makes more sense. That's a nice qt btw.

In the year 2020, my great-great grandfather, serving in memetics, wondered when he'd get to go home to his waifu and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War III by dropping atomic bombs on Shanghai and Beijing.

If Biden had half a brain, he would be dangerous.

If old, white people die, then it won't be good for Trump. That's his base. You should pray they survive these next months.

I see the media still is making up news articles

Imagine an environment where fear of infection was so common that wearing protective gear like masks and hazmat suits became a necessity. How quickly would the clothing industries adjust to begin producing "fashionable" protective gear?
the world would start to look like a SciFi movie. hell, the cashier in pink already looks like a Star Wars character.

>Travel was shut off to China
wow one Asian country
that help
just, the state

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This

anyone else notice that bong is no longer shilling?

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Market Rally Tomorrow

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>oof nov gonna be a rough one....
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show flag

in what way?

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he died of the coof

The DNC convention might end up getting canceled and the election itself suspended depending on if the US gets Corona under control or not.

>the war against Trump, Capitalism and the American public escalated quickly
FTFY

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The bot probably got banned

you did the right thing, bro. be prepared to call that ethics hotline yourself if fuckhead tries anything.

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QUIET GOY
CRASH IT

How was the Biden vs Bernie debate? Everyone's been so swept up with Corona-chan I don't think anyone watched it

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...

>the election itself suspended
Doubt

thief

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If you're going to coom to Serena, at least pick something cute and pure like "Macaron no Oaji wa!?" rather than such extreme degeneracy.

Until about three years ago, he did. Which is how he caused so much trouble.

Note that the Saudi-obsessed pirate flag returned and was now shilling corona panic.

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I still remember that terrible article from a year or two back in the atlantic, about how people are having less sex and some of the quotes terrify me about what happens with the next generation
>it would be weird to ask out a woman who i'm friendly with and flirt with and have known 2 years
>you can't ask someone out in person, you have to do that online through an app
The social distancing is going to make it even worse because those few interactions retards have at their office are going to go away......maybe some thiccn's will make things less rage inducing

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>US survives this
>World collapses, America heads into space
>Russia survives as well
>America colonies planets
>Russia goes Soviet again
>Kino America V. Russia battles in space

CAN AT LEAST HAVE THIS HAPPEN?

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(its already been through here and la influenza boolied it so hard nobody noticed)

In his defense, he probably didn't know what he was talking about.

there is no lack of capital the interest rate the fed offers is lower than base interest imagine giving tax cuts to jew street and thinking capital is too tight

Good thing it's less deadly than the flu we get every year then, you absolute fucktard. Go jam a fucking pencil in your neck you dumb fucking nigger.

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those best/worst of titimes makes me hard if you know what I mean senpai.