And you could have it all

Bernie announced he'd be running for President again

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>retard doesn't realize the stock market wasn't healthy in the first place and even if they find the cure next month the derivatives market will keep destroying us
this is worse than the great depression. get with the program boom boom
>pic very related

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>then you may consider buying.
You'd be wise to. You'll retire 10 years early

Stocks spent 2 years tanking during the Great Depression.
Can you imagine what the world will be like after 2 years of coronavirus?

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I'm more optimistic. 2020 will be a rough year, but we're starting to see antiviral drugs be a possibility to treat coronavirus, and we should have a vaccine by early next year if it all goes well

So, kids, now you know why you should NEVER infest in the stock market. Takes years and years and years for the DOW to go up 10,000 points, and only 2 short little weeks for those 10,000 points to all come crashing down, wiping out trillions of dollars in value, simply because of a slightly worse than average strain of the flu.

> retire

People who plan for 'retirement' are only marginally smarter than people who's investment plan is scratch-off tickets.

I'll retire when I'm dead. If you don't love what you do then you fucked up on the basics. Anybody who sits in rush hour traffic twice a day seriously needs to evaluate their life.

the markets themselves will crack due to the triggering of the derivatives crash

in our lifetimes we will see the spirit of Hitler rise from the grave to reclaim its truth

Naw, people now know the stock market is a fucking house of cards that can come tumbling down over stupid little shit like a bad flu bug. People aren't gonna risk their life savings in something so fucking unstable anymore. Stocks are done.

>this is worse than the great depression
Only time will tell, at the moment there's billions of dollars basically sitting on the sidelines waiting for the storm to clear. It's actually the period after the fall that's most deadly, during this time faith in the markets will either return on good news and good leadership of the country and the money will rush back in or else its going to be a grueling many years waiting for market confidence to regain while people get bored of waiting and spend their money on other things while the economy peters along.

DOW will rally tomorrow, then fall again.

>I'll retire when I'm dead
Enjoy that. Personally I'm a fan of the NEET life, and would enjoy traveling on a whim without having to be concerned about my income

What's the alternative? 0.01% interest rate savings accounts? Memecoins? Putting my cash in a safe?

Then rally, then fall, then rally, then fall, then fall, then fall, then keep falling and falling and falling.

REAL ESTATE

Tying your wealth to companies and central banks is a bad idea and always was.
Bitcoin is coming and the Jews are not happy about it.

I think so too.

>Muh disease that is sub .5% kill in those under 60
The retarded panicking has caused this, not the virus

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The market is going to rebound like a motherfucker once we solve this virus and all of us who survive will be better off long-term.

Nice trips. Anybody who wagecucks to live paycheck to paycheck needs to evaluate their life as well. The idea is that you put in full effort so that you can make more than you spend. Eventually you invest, and eventually your working life consists of just being pragmatic and moving money around in the markets on your phone. It's heaven for a decent trader.

NEET isn't the way.

I have seen the numbers

A boomerless world
Finally, we are free

>boomers have the most to lose in the stock market
>boomers are most at risk in the disease
>boomers destroy the stock market they mainly benefit from in panick
Meanwhile here I am with no stock portfolio and no 401k and no health complications thinking for once I didn't get the shit end of the stick.

>right now some retards are buying the dip when there's zero upside
Why are you complaining? If no one were to buy the dip, we wouldn't have an economy left to speak of.

The tp demand will be sated for years. Only a pajeet could shit their way through this cache before football season.

Trump smoked ISIS. Raqqa was blown up.

>oh nos not the virus
>There's never been a global disease before
>not ever
>we will never recover from this
You panicking morons do this to yourselves.

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...how many johns do you service on a typical day ?

>worse than the great depression.
not necessarily. The great depression went on for a long time because the gov was reluctant to throw money at the problem. This one could resolve like the 1987 crash, or it could be the end. You just can't say at this time.

First warm day in northern US this will be history. People will be running wild with eagerness to get outside.

PRETEXT

this virus is being used as a pretext, there were lots of problems starting to surface before the virus.

>disabilitybux

school system diagnosed me as ADHD and was diagnosed as depressive. Im not sure the diseases are real but I definetly have all the symptoms and if society says im not welcome in the workplace because of my disposition and it says my disposition is a disease and they leave money on the table...ill take the money.

It's a rich life of poverty for me.

im in LA and its been warm all week and people are sheltered.

That could have been his son...

China's intentionally disrupting global supply chains to attack American companies.

How will MUHH LAND OF THE FREE ever recover?

Depends. 10 if I use my own equipment, 24 if I'm renting.

I'm diagnosed with ADHD, Narcolepsy, Bi-polar, Depression, and OCD. It's all bullshit. Well, the bi-polar is right, this virus shit triggered a manic episode. 2 months of high energy.

3 years ago I got drunk and went nuts on my doctor. Haven't gone to a health professional since, quit all prescriptions, and haven't been more level-headed in my life.

They give you a paltry check to prevent you from achieving more and threatening their power structure.

GREAT ECONOMIC MANAGEMENT REPUBLICANS

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you have to go back

You weren't even alive when cash covered the original.

These cope posts lol

If only trump was not a retard, and closed the borders faster, democrats then would have been screeching about muh borders and they would be at fault for it for obstructing the presidents executive orders etc. muh economy.

So is it Obama's economy or now it's trump's? Have the Jewish overlords told us how to honk about this yet ?

>This one could resolve like the 1987 crash
Unlikely, as there is massive destruction to the real economy this time. 1987 was pretty much just a trading event.

so what that song is true no matter who sing it

No way, Obama made it illegal to buy health insurance unless it's November. I was willing to pay $300/mo for something but they told me to fuck off.

Even if I get sick, I'm going to keep working, keep spreading. Obama signed my death warrant and yours as well.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-16/u-s-airlines-spent-96-of-free-cash-flow-on-buybacks-chart
>The biggest U.S. airlines spent 96% of free cash flow last decade on buying back their own shares.

Trumps tax cuts put to good use!

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How embarrassing

I’ve made money the whole way down. Thanks pol.

When do I buy Gold and Silver TSXs? I most got in today, but I really do think there's one or two big "FUCK YOU" drops before people start flocking to those assets.

Trump has spent the last 3 years Making America Great Again with tariffs and tax cuts, to get everyone buying American and not Chinese.
Well, here we are! Americans are forced to stop buying what China isn't selling anymore and, uh...

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87 had a terrible crash. Still finished the year up. Shits gonna be fine. But some shit, retire early.

>shortage of nigger Jews
If only

Jesus Christ you're stupid.

Trump cucks sure are salty about this lol