PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

>write me a poem
Roses are red, violets are blue
Why stuff them ovens, when you can just hang a jew?

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its awoovement

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Checked

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Cucks like you belong on a cross.

MAGA

>europoors brag about their socialized healthcare
>Compares American numbers versus Europe

AAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

MUTTS WIN AGAIN

PANIC

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FASTER FASTER WE HAVE TO PRINT FASTER

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whats Trump doing about the pizza gate fuckery now that the elites are getting BTFO by the virus

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And ban all Chinese students from American universities to get rid of spies. And arrest all (((researchers))) caught giving secrets to the chinks and execute them for treason on live TV!

MAGA

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MAGA got cancelled too

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Brrrrrr...

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MAGA

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panicked too early. now im just tired

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do i ever fly on planes, so i probably don't care

LATE MAGA indeed

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Nothing but sympathy comrade.

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>have giant oceans and only two serious land borders

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Thanks Joe!

What's with this meme. The United States doesn't control the federal reserve

He is so fucked.

Mpre people die of the flu in Denmark than they do in Venezuella.

>MAGA got cancelled
shuddup faggiette

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does it mean i'ts ok?

cute feet

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>when you realize the stock market is going to go up and down for the next couple of months
I WANT OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE

>Pompeo told some 44 governors at the National Governors Association winter meeting that they are being individually analyzed by at least one Chinese government-backed think-tank on how malleable they are, and how prone to cooperate with China. And he warned governors to be cautious on everything from business deals, to pension funds, to the D.C. Metro system.

>“They’ve labeled each of you friendly, hardline or ambiguous,” he said, describing a report put out by the think tank last year. “I’ll let you decide where you think you belong. Someone in China already has. Many of you indeed, in the report are referenced by name.”

>Saying that China's efforts have become more methodical than ever,Pompeo told the governors to verify business inquiries and “not to make separate individual deals” with China that could “undermine national policy.”

So which Governors have ordered shutdowns?

>DiBlasio (NY-D)
www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/079-20/mayor-de-blasio-speaker-johnson-queens-chamber-commerce-encourage-new-yorkers-visit#/0

>DeWine (OH-R)
spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2020/01/07/chinese-company-makes--46-million-investment-in-ohio

>Pritzker (IL-D)
wmix94.com/2019/09/19/pritzker-lauds-illinois-china-business-relationship/

>Inslee (WA-D)
commerce.wa.gov/news-releases/washington-state-trade-delegation-heads-to-china/

>Whitme (MI-D)
michiganradio.org/post/whitmer-and-others-express-concerns-about-growing-trade-tensions-china

>Holcomb (IN-R)
duboiscountyherald.com/b/gov-holcomb-concludes-china-trip-during-trade-war

>Kate Brown (OR-D)
axios.com/local-leaders-look-to-forge-ties-with-china-amid-trade-war-19f63fb8-cd48-4f0a-b028-e22f04bd1a17.html

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No, but the markets might go to break another record again anyway.

>so you're a man who thinks he's a woman?
>clean bill of mental health, I'd say

Is that from the newest fed injection?

>a tropical country doesn't have much flu
wow
so amaze
much medicine
very advance

He has a point..

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This is THE shock that will kick off China's demise. The question now is will it happen over the next few months or the next 2-3 years.

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Since when have shills cared about reality?

Try to turn them.

I have such feels to show you

No one gets off til people stop using wood doors

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Ayyyye, looking bleak in here, lads.
You shoulda bought more cans of SARDINES for the shit that's gonna befall us all.
This corona virus be squeakin' me balls. Proper fucked, no light at the end of the tunnel.
Get me a whiskey, /ptg/.

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Up down, up down, it's how the algorithmic Jews milk every last USD.

Kek Biden is actually going to win by default at this rate. America is retarded and deserves to be ruled by a senile old fool.

>t. fake news
ty

No. Just no. Kys faggot.

>No, but the markets might go to break another record again anyway.
Get ready for biggest single day gain. Coming soon to a djia near you.

just because niggers cant aim

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I prefer "wuflu" myself

Disregard if he refuses to whine about why the Ebola virus has its name.

They already call it that though.

I seen what ye did in the woodshed. No whiskey for ye!

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i was learning to ride horses. now thats a downgrade from planes, kek

Know, the term would be American shooting. It’s about the place not the people.

but thats what they call it already, even if the shooter isnt white.

>he doesn't grow his own food
Not gonna make it.

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>write me a poem

>In talk aloud,
>Among the crowd,
>Congeniality.
>But deep within,
>There is a sin:
>Gradual enmity.
>Can one avoid
>A soon annoyed
>Internal malady?

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ITS MARCH [17]TH, IS THE STORM ARRIVING TODAY?

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If Trump tweeted "NO ASSISTANCE for companies manufacturing overseas! America first!" it'd happen in about six weeks.

What point would that be?

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What a joke

why did rah change to 11pm

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Its funnier when you imagine hearing his voice thru the suit

>he hit a vein of black-and-white prohibition toms

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Futures investment is coming from people who realize this whole thing is bullshit and things will eventually go back to normal. The smart investors.

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False

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>you now recall Pompeo calling out governors for their subversion on live TV
SOON

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>jailed for a taser.
so why is owning a taser illegal? It's non lethal.

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Begone Satan. May the LORD have mercy on your soul.

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It's a lovely time to go camping inna woods

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Just imagine how incredible that would be.

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>>so you're a man who thinks he's a woman?

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is it me or is Yas Forums more insane than usual?
not just the shills, but the conspiracytards and LARPers are going all out

>If Trump tweeted "NO ASSISTANCE for companies manufacturing overseas! America first!" it'd happen in about six weeks.
If he tweeted that my dick might quite actually explode off my body from the instant coom

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wat?

Oh btw- #MoscowMitch just happens to be trending right now. Anything to take attention away from their CPC masters.

Wow it looks like china sure showed you.

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>If Trump tweeted
>it'd happen
How can you still be this naive?

DOJ DROPS THE ONLY PROSECUTION OF ACTUAL RUSSIANS TO COME FROM THE MUELLER PROBE
NO COLLUSION

theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/16/doj-drops-rosenstein-and-muellers-nonsense-case-against-russian-company-concord-llc/

Way too thicc

Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow.

>Asians calling anyone racist

>MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
you mean the Arbitrage Elevator?

Paid shills capitalizing on springbreakfags.

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it's fun to shitpost about it since Trumo isn't doing a whole lot right now aside from press briefings

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Why didn't the european travel ban actually happen?

You can still go to europe and travel back

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hey I know that guy
lotta tourists, lotta people quarantined and/or out of work

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So I'm in a county in California that is ordering us to stay home for 3 weeks or possibly more. We can't even see friends or family.

Is this constitutional?

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>Kokopelli stretch pants across a giant butt
This is advanced Arizonan bullying.

color too

Let me know when your chinken pox causes a white death sweatie

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The whole world is in hysterics. Some people are trying to enjoy the ride.

time to investigate democrats ties with Putin and his jewish oligarch Friends!

everything is going to be fine

i was bordering butterface but now im just disgusted. what a fat piece of shit.

>days without winning
somebody didn't see the stock market today

Alright, that's it. Cut off their fucking oil.

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It keeps eurofags out.

Bat soup is not the right tool to cover your own barbarism.

awoo essay

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You can’t prevent American citizens from traveling and coming back. The ban is on non citizens.

Nope

>I'm in California
>Is this constitutional?
no.

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AND YEH FAHTS
OH, YEH FEKKIN FAHTS

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>Work got canceled, so I'm here.
I am a NEET now for a while too.
MAGA and buy low!
Keep an eye on the crypto currencies, they went up a little.
Have we reached bottom?
I hope they are going lower, they are only down to where they were in December right now.

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Hark, Triton! Hark!

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Nooo it was just a heckin memerino senpai!!!! No takeeey the bwack gowd!

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>California
>the Constitution
That ship sailed a long time ago, frendo.

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What's wrong with western countries? Apparently all doing as bad as Chyna.

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>got laid off BEFORE the recession hit

But now I can pretend it's because of the recession, so who's the REAL winner here?

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>Racism is not the right tool to cover your own incompetence ...
but accusing others of being racist is.

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WHERE ARE ALL THESE BITCHES AND WHY AIN'T THEY FIXIN' M'DRINKS

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